Smg4 Fanfiction: Crystal Splezter - Christmas 2021

Plot: Forced to become Santa for a day, Mario must bring joy to his friends as they celebrate the holidays!

(December 23rd - 2021)

Christmas was on the horizon and everyone was having fun, buying last minute decorations and gifts before the stores closed for the holidays.

But for one fat Italian, he was stuck being the mall Santa while everyone else had fun, having Frankie the toad sitting on his lap.

Mario: And what would you like for Christmas little Frankie?

Frankie: I want the power to fly!

Mario: Okay!

Taking the request a bit too literally, Mario threw the toad out the mall door and into the sky. The nearby elves threatened him by loading a shotgun.

Mario: Aw cmon, he was asking for it! Anyway, can Mario go home now? I want to spend Christmas with my friends!

Elf 1: No! You're here until you pay back all the damage you did to Santa!

(Yesterday)

Mario was reading a newspaper in his house when a pair of red pants came dangling from his fireplace.

Santa Claus: Ho Ho, can somebody help me!!! I'm stuck!

Mario agreed to help...by throwing a grenade down the chimney.

(Boom!)

Mario: Are you unstuck now?

(Present day)

Mario: Hey, his fat ass is to blame!

Child: Hey Santa-

Mario: WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT!?!?!

Mario's outburst caused the child to cry, worrying the two elves.

Elf 2: Say frank, maybe we should give him that OTHER task to do instead.

Elf 1: You think so?

Mario was trying and failing to calm the Crying child.

Mario: Here! How about a candy cane?

Mario tried to feed the kid the candy cane, but accidentally caused him to choke. Panicking, he threw the kid away and collapsed in his chair.

Elf 1: Okay, fine. (Walks over) Alright, listen. Here's a list of people you have to go and deliver presents for us. Do this and consider your debt paid.

Handing him the list, Mario thought...

Mario: You got it! Anything's better than being in this dump!

Mario took the list and ran over to the nearby sleigh, jumping in and riding on it. The reindeer ran over several people in the mall, including the same kid choking on the candy cane.

Finally, Mario's sleigh broke through the front Mall window and into the sky, leaving the elves wondering one question.

Elf 2: What have we done?

...

Meanwhile At Bob's Hotel, people were clamouring around the lobby. In the season of the holidays combined with Bob's services, people were trying to either get a raise or get their money back. Bob was already super busy, stuck on hold with nearly 4 different phones.

Bob: What? Yes sir, we are definitely not busy! (To another caller) Yes, that's a triple cheese pizza. (To another caller) Sorry, nor refunds! Here, Talk to this this person!

Bob angrily threw the phones on the floor, just as an angry customer came to the desk.

Customer: Oi, hurry up! Ive been waiting for ages!

Bob (Angry eyes and sarcastic tone): Well, F*** me! Let me just wave my magic hands and magically satisfy all these customers!!! Abra-kadabra!

At that same moment, Mario came crashing down in the sleigh and crushed the customer, making Bob look at his sword hands in surprise.

Bob: Holy crap!

Mario: Merry Christmas!!!

Bob: Bruh, no Christmas present can save me from this hellhole!

Mario: I don't know...cause Mario has...underused side characters!!!!

Grabbing a present, Mario emptied it out and dumped Rob, Belle and Wimpu out on the floor confused.

Rob: Am I dead?

Belle: Where are we?!

Wimpu: Oh my god...I'm a side character?!

Bob's head enlarged in excitement!

Wimpu went to work by pulling peoples luggage p, but his lack of physical strength meant he had to keep stopping and eventually keel over entirely.

Belle put the VROOM cleaner on turbo to clean hotel rooms while she slept on the couch, but it cleaned a bit too well by sucking up all the furniture and even the hotel guests.

Rob became the elevator attendant, but the first customer quickly learned he'd stuffed the elevator with corn when he was crushed under a giant mountain of it, followed by rats coming to eat the corn.

Unfortunately, the rat infestation meant Bob had to close the hotel, but his reaction was better then expected.

Bob: Oh boy, no more work! Thanks Santa!

Laughing, Mario took off to the sky in his sleigh.

Mario: Ho Ho Ho! Don't do drugs!

Bob: Screw you!

...

Down in the Boopkins household, Jub Jub was playing with his teddy bear when Boopkins approached.

Boopkins: Oh boy Jub Jub, are you ready to see Santa this year?!

The boy reacted excitedly.

Boopkins: Here's Santa!

Their father arrived, dressed in a Santa hat and beard that made Jub Jub super excited.

The excitement however was short lived when Mario landed next to him, crashing his sleigh in the process. Joe was alarmed while Jub Jub became alerted and pulled a gun out. Mario and Joe put their hands up as Jub Jub tried to see who the "Real" Santa was.

Boopkins: Jub Jub, wait!

Joe offered Jub Jub a doll to convince him, which he took and hugged. Mario countered with his present, which Jub Jub liked even more...

A famous football player emerged from the box, which made up Jub Jub's mind as he shot his own father and got kicked up and down by the player.

Boopkins just stared in shock as Mario decided to join in on the fun.

...

Meanwhile in Bloopers-vile, everyone was ready to have fun. Smg4, FM and X sat around a picnic blanket with Smg1 and 2, who'd recently returned from hiding the USB's.

Smg1: Thanks for inviting us guys!

FM: Anytime! It's great to hangout at Christmas!!!

Smg4: Yeah! This is Smg3's first Christmas hanging with people.

X: Oh god, Smg3's here!?

To add to their Horror, Smg3 cut down the Christmas tree behind them. He waved hello as they gave him a "Bruh" look.

Smg3: Aw, what?! It's just a bit of Christmas fun guys!!

Smg3's grinchy attitude took various forms like making a giant robot out of snow, running over innocent's while sledding, using deadly gadgets while in snowball fights and telling kids Santa wasn't real.

Then grabbing a sniper rifle, he saw Mario in his sleigh and mistook him for the actual Santa, taking aim.

Smg3: This is for putting me on the naughty list every year!

Mario was laughing when he saw the aiming laser on his head.

Mario: Ho Ho, another person trying to kill Mario!

Mario threw some presents over the side, landing for the people of Bloopers-vile at their feet.

Mario: Ho ho Ho! Merry revenge everyone!

The presents contained...a large amount of Weapons. Everyone turned to Smg3 as he started thinking he'd made a terrible mistake.

And Smg4 and his friends just sat having food, all while Smg3 ran in terror from the people trying to kill him.

Smg4: Someone hear something?

...

Meanwhile at Omnia academy, Meggy and Melony were apart of the Christmas music performance. With Desti providing guitar music in the background, everyone sang gleefully along to the lyrics of Santa Claus is coming to town...

Until Mario crashed through the roof and landed on the lead singer. The whole room went silent as Mario had a thousand eyes on him.

Panicking, he grabbed the leader and attempted to sing the lyrics to another song, but the guy caught on fire the moment he hit the floor.

Mario: Uh...look! A new fireplace!!! Can't enjoy a fire place without some marshmallows!"

Mario grabbed a present and threw some marshmallows on sticks to the crowd, hopping back in his sleigh.

Mario: Merry Christmas!!!

Mario took off into the sky, leaving everyone in shock as the flaming play leader got back up.

SOLDIER: Hey, where's my marshmallows?

...

At Saiko's apartment, She was watching some music on her phone when Tari and Crystal walked in, looking with sorrow.

Crystal: Auntie Saiko, where are your Christmas decorations?!

Tari: Crystal's right, this is no way to celebrate Christmas!

Saiko: Don't need to. Don't even have a family to celebrate it with. And I did do something, thank you very much...

She pointed over to the single candy cane hanging on the wall which immediately fell and landed in Crystal's hands.

Crystal: Oh, candy! (Chews) Nom!

Tari: Aww, I'm sure me and Crystal can help make this place more alive for you!

Tari and Crystal started decorating the whole apartment with Christmasy decorations, making Saiko upset. She couldn't say anything, cause Crystal suddenly shoved a cookie in her mouth.

Although Tari couldn't put a ring on her restricted door, Tari managed to cover the whole apartment in Christmas stuff to Saiko's horror.

That was where she Drew the line...

Saiko: Thanks, Merry Christmas, bye!

She grabbed most of the Christmas stuff and angrily threw it all out the window. Sighing in relief, she got startled when Mario popped his head in the window and she punched him in reflex. Returning his face to normal, Mario gave her a fun idea.

Mario: You know, KFC is something they celebrate in Japan for Christmas!!!

Crystal: Ooh, yummy!

Tari: Yeah! Celebrate Christmas in your own way!

To set the mood, Crystal used her new cyborg powers to play KFC music on the Tv while Mario and Tari redecorated the room to the same theme.

Saiko's happiness bubbled over the edge, filling the room with so much chicken that she ended up booting the three of them from her home.

With her Christmas spirits clearly higher then ever, Mario gave Tari and Crystal a chicken leg each before hopping back in his sleigh and leaving.

Crystal: (Waving) Bye uncle Mario!

...

At Doomguy's castle, he opened the door to see Shroomy standing in a Christmas cap...

Shroomy: Happy Hanukkah uncle doom! Thought we could out our differences aside and come together for Christmas-

And immediately slammed the door in his face. Shroomy looked down sadly as he had tears in his eyes.

Shroomy: (Sigh) Alone again...

Mario saw this happening from a distance, stroking his fake beard and coming up with an idea as he approached.

Mario: Aye Shroomy!!

Shroomy turned in confusion.

Shroomy: Huh, Mario?

Mario: I think I know some friends that would love to spend Christmas with you!

Shroomy's eyes glowed in excitement.

Later, it turned out that guy was Swag-master as Shroomy showed off one of his guns.

Shroomy: And this here is my scope master MK7!

Swag: Oh damn, I always wanted one!! (Shows off gun) Have you seen my sweet AR-15?

Shroomy: Ooh!

Mario and Chris watched from the side.

Chris: Well...guess friends can come from anything.

Mario: Oh yeah! Santa wanted to give you this chris!

Mario handed Chris a framed picture, having Swag in a workout suit with the words "When you need that motivation." Chris just looked and said...

Chris: Santa, what the f***?

...

Outside the Mario bros home, a boo floated by and looked at some nearby snowmen that looked like Mario and Luigi. He looked down sad...

Luigi: Hey...

Turning, he saw a spirit form of Luigi, having entered ascended mode while his real body lied nearby. Being a spirit, he no longer had to fear Boo's.

Luigi: What's wrong buddy?

The two floated above the city scape and looked down on everyone else.

Wario and Waluigi dressed the former as Santa and tried to charge kids outrageous prices to meet him, while peach and Daisy lead some Christmas carols from door to door.

Boo: Man, Christmas sucks. Boo's just don't fit in...

Luigi: You don't have to be! There's many things a boo like you can do on Christmas!

Luigi decided to try and show him a few ideas...

First, the boo tried to do Christmas carols. Unfortunately, his mere appearance scared people and his first door attacked him with holy water.

Luigi: Okay, maybe not carols, but how about...

He then tried snowball fights, but Boo wasn't exactly a fair opponent since he was too good at the and couldn't be hit.

Saddened to see the boo sad, Luigi had one last idea.

Putting some antlers and a red nose on the boo, he became a child attraction as giving reindeer rides. Luigi floated off satisfied, not realising that the boo dropped his first rider.

Then Luigi saw something even worse...

Mario gave Jeeves what he thought would be a good gift, but Jeeves the fork wasn't happy to receive a spoon. Throwing it back in his face, he slammed the door angrily. Sad and exhausted, Mario climbed back in his sleigh and flew off.

Luigi looked from the side, knowing what his bro needed...

...

Back at the castle at last, Mario crashed the sleigh yet again and dragged himself to the couch inside, finally able to relax.

Mario: Mama Mia, finally. That should be everyone. (Rolls onto back) What a crappy and lonely Christmas this year. Stupid Santa making me work when Mario should be eating Spaghetti with his friends!

(Ding Dong!)

Mario became curious, knowing it wasn't peach because she owns the castle. He opened the door...and was utterly shocked.

Everyone was their! Friends, family and even Smg3 were all their!

Meggy: Hey red! Any room in there for us?

Mario: You...you guys?! What are you all doing in here?

Desti: What do you think you big idiot?

Luigi: We saw all the nice things you were doing for all of us...

Crystal: And we wanted you to be happy too uncle Mario!

Smg4: Also, we just wanted to spend Christmas with you, ya big goof.

Melony: Yay, friend!!

Mario: Wow...guys...

Bob: Now let us in, my ovaries are freezing out here!

Mario made way as everyone walked in...

And finally, the fun could begin!

...

The tree shone brightly as everyone lived their best lives.

Saiko, Belle and Tob went to stuffing their faces with food.

Melony put her drawing skills to use by making a portrait of the posing Smg3 holding a skull and his pet Ugandan Knuckles.

Bob, Tari and Swag partied with a random Birdo, shaking the ladder and causing Wimpu to lose his balance. He fell off the ladder and started swinging from his ceiling wire.

Desti played a simple Christmas theme on her guitar as Shroomy, Boopkins, Jub Jub, Luigi and Chris gathered around to hear.

Meggy pulled Crystal in for a hug as she introduced her to Auri and showed off her wedding ring over the phone, the new sheriff giving his hello and merry blessings all the way from Port Aurora.

Smg1 and 2 used Meme energy to manipulate the star on the tree, making it shine even brighter to everyone's joy.

Away from it all, Mario sat with some Spaghetti and a candy cane as Smg4 sat in the nearby chair.

Smg4: What a wholesome way to end the year, Huh?

Mario: Yeah! After all the crap we've been through this year, it's nice to just sit here and be with my spaghetti-I mean friends.

Smg4 sighed and looked around. Looking at everyone they'd come to know sitting around and having fun, a smile came to his face.

Smg4: I wonder what next year will hold in store for us.

Mario: Whatever it is, Mario's glad he can do it with you guys.

Crystal: Uncle Mario, it's Christmas photo time!!!!

Excited, Smg4 and Mario leapt up and gathered with everyone to be In the photo.

Meggy: Sunshine, you wanna...?

Crystal: Oh, right!

She used her powers to prime the camera, setting it to go off as everyone did a pose and Wimpu flew in just as the camera went off.

And so as everyone stood together as friends, no one would know what next year held in store...

But whatever it was, they'd face it together...as one big happy family...

...

Well guys, there's only two more parts left to this story and assuming you've read at least one detective book, I think you know which ones they are. I'll give you a hint, one is SUPER LONG to write and the other is the wholesale end to this story. See you guys soon!

To be continued...