Smg4 Fanfiction: Crystal Splezter - World war Mario

Plot: As all out war breaks out on Anime island, the gang rush to save their friends before it's too late...

(ANIME ISLAND: MAY 11TH - 2019)

Ships pulled up to the beach, filled with A.S.S soldiers ready for war...

The gang was ready, in whatever way they could prepare.

Mario hummed happily like nothing was happening. Smg4 remained silent for what was coming. Luigi curled on the floor. Tari and Boopkins were worried, having to be the medic's. Bob was reading the newspaper, Chris and Saiko were standing ready and Swag eagerly awaited the battle.

Swag: Let me at them! I'll kick their Kawaii ass!

Tari: I can't believe it's come to this...

Saiko: Just hang on a little longer you two...

Saiko listened over to the other boat, hearing Luigi freaking out.

Luigi: I can't take it! Let me off!!!!

Mario: Luigi! You baby, stop whining. There's nothing to worry about. Isn't that right fellas?

A.S.S Soldier:.........You're F*cked.

Mario: See?

Luigi screamed even louder.

Chris: Okay guys, 30 seconds! The moment the boat lands, be quick on your feet and clear the bunkers and most importantly, get the hell of the beach. Good luck...and may god be with you.

The gates begin to slowly open. The atmosphere became more and more tense as the seconds passed.

Swag: Chris...I'm scared.

Chris: Me too.

The gates unlocked...and all hell broke loose.

As soon as the walls dropped, gunfire littered the boats. Several soldiers were gunned down in seconds, forcing the Mario bros and Smg4 to jump out, while Saiko used her hammer to skilfully block the bullets and save Tari and Boopkins.

Saiko: Move your asses!

Soldiers died left and right, either to enemy fire or land mines. Smg4 and Mario swam quickly to shore, using a corpse as a shield. They ran across the beach, amidst all the explosions.

Mario: So how's your Thursday going, Smg4?

Smg4 screamed as they got behind cover. Boopkins watched as the carnage around him got even worse.

Boopkins: War...war never changes...

Bob laid down merciless fire onto the opposing anime soldiers.

Bob: You goddamn waifus go back to your manga's and anime!

An anime girl shot at the Garo with a rocket launcher, setting him on fire as Luigi ran up with a first aid kit.

Luigi: You guys go on ahead!

Mario and Smg4 ran fast under the dangerous watch of Snipers. As a sniper took aim at Smg4 to kill him, she found a grenade by her feet right before it exploded.

Saiko: Die, you Bastards!

Saiko sent another grenade forward by launching it with her hammer.

Smg4 finally caught up with Mario to find him lounging on a random chair, eating Popcorn.

Mario: Hey, this is a pretty good firework show.

Smg4 kicked Mario to keep him moving, making their way to Tari and Boopkins. Both were hiding behind a destroyed Tank, the latter giving aid to a dying soldier.

Tari: Mayday! Mayday! We need assistance!!!

Smg4: Hey! What's the situation?

Boopkins: None of us can get past this point! It's too heavily armed and there's barbed wire everywhere!

Mario looked for a second, then ran forward as Smg4 tried to stop him. He found a landmine of the floor and looking towards the barbed wire, he jumped on top of the bomb.

Smg4: Mario! Dying is not the answer!

But in a moment of idiotic genius, the blast sent him flying and took out all the barbed wire. Thankfully, Mario seemingly lacked Pain sensors.

Smg4/Boopkins: Good job Mario!

On the other side of the beach, Swag and Chris were in their element as Swag drew a rocket launcher.

Swag: Say hello to our little friend! (Aims) Bon appetit B*tches!

Shooting a rocket, The nearest anime holdout went up in flames and explosions.

Chris: Yes! We got them! Now everyone onto the-

The moment was shot lived...as a bullet went through Chris's shoulder. He fell back, hitting the beach floor.

Swag: Ch-Chris?

In a nearby tower, 2 Anime snipers exchanged high-five's. Shocked, Swag dropped his rocket launcher and held the injured Chris.

Swag: Chris, this can't be real...Who's mom am I going to make fun off?

Chris: (Cough)...I'm fine...kick their asses for me...

Swag rose to his feet, prepping his gun before charging into battle.

Swag ran forward with full Murderous intention, dodging every last bullet that was shot at him. He leaped over the barbed wire fence, running up to the same tower that shot Chris before they could see him.

Swag: Hey girls, you hungry? Open wide, Mother F*cker!

Chris shot the first sniper and kicked the other one, jumping in and killing the other 3 in the bunker. He laughed in victory, unaware that one of the sniper's was getting back up to kill him-

(Shing!)

Before she fell to the ground dead. Turning around in confusion, Swag saw that Bob had saved him by stabbing the anime girl.

Bob: Need some help?

Swag: Huh, thanks bruh.

Bob: Bruh, you're not so bad yourself.

Swag: Bruh.

Bob: Bruh.

The two ran out the bunker, doing a chant.

Bob/Swag: Off to kill Anime! Off to kill Anime! Lol, lol, lol, lol!

...

In the trenches, everyone but Bob and Swag had regrouped, Luigi tending to Chris's wound.

Luigi: Chris is going to be okay, the bullet missed his vitals. He'll have to stay behind for now.

Chris: Crap, I'm sorry guys.

Tari: Don't be sorry! You fought very bravely.

Smg4: Well, let's do it then! There's the entrance to the base.

Mario got excited. If Axol, was in their, he was going to kick his Ass!

...

Inside the base, Francis watched from the side as Meggy was having her ink drained by the zuccer. She screamed in pain, the process more painful then training and childbirth combined. Crystal was silent from the side, having completely cried herself out.

Francis: It's working!

One of his disciples ran in from the side with urgent news.

Boo Anime fan: Senpai! The invaders have infiltrated the base!

Francis: But I'm so close to finishing! Slow them down!!!

The minion ran off as Francis went to the control panel, currently operating at 50%.

Francis: Looks like I'm going to have to speed things up a bit.

Francis booted the machine all the way up to 100%, speeding up the process as Meggy screamed even louder.

Francis: Francis! Stop this at once!

Desti: You're going to kill her if you keep going!

Crystal: Stop hurting Mommy!

Francis: She'll be fine! Meggy's a strong girl.

He laughed, right before explosions and the gang could be heard from down the hall. He walked towards the action.

Francis: God damn it. (To Mewtwo) Watch the prisoners, I'll deal with the intruders myself.

...

The gang with a small group of soldiers ran down the hall at full speed, killing any Anime soldiers that got in their way.

It was when they reached near the end, hearing a sinister laugh that everyone stopped in shock.

Mario: Is that.....Francis?!

Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here?!

Francis: Why wouldn't I be here? It is MY island after all!

Smg4: Your island? Wait, so you're the one behind all this!

Tari: So Axol didn't kidnap Meggy and Crystal? Oh, we've made a horrible mistake...

Francis: Of course not, he isn't half the otaku I am! He could never do something as amazing as this!

Saiko: You evil prick...Where are Meggy and Crystal?!

He pretended to be scared.

Mario: Tell us or Mario's gonna kick you ass, okay?

Francis: Oh, I don't think that going to happen.

He pulled out another drawing, one that many feared. Sepiroth, the one winged angel. Everyone was scared, except Mario.

Mario: What's with the girl?

Francis slammed Inkweaver onto the paper, bringing forth...the one winged Angel.

...

Meggy continued to scream, the process somehow getting even worse.

Seeing Crystal crying as she held the bars of her cell, Axol looked sorrowful as Desti tried to think.

Desti: Hey Axol! You're a manga expert, right? Can you help me figure out a way past this pokeyman thing?

Axol sighed, ignoring her.

Desti: Oi! Fish breath!

Axol: No...I can't help anyone. All this is because of something I made...this is all my fault.

Desti: Rolls eyes) Oh, get over yourself!

Axol turned in shock, Crystal listing in curiosity.

Desti: Yeah, we're in this mess because you let a fat nerd steal your magic pen. So now you're gonna cry and give up? You know why she gets to be my rival? Because every time I knock her down, she gets back up.

Crystal: Yeah! My Mommy is the toughest in the world!

Desti: I think the kid is right, and that's why she she's going to be champion one day.

Axol perked up and listened with interest.

Axol: So, if you're the greatest manga artist in the world, then prove it! Are you gonna give up, or are you gonna get back up again?

Axol: Emo fish girl...little drawing girl...you two are a lot wiser then you look.

Desti gave him a look as Crystal looked at him with sorrowful eyes. He thought of a plan, then...

Axol: Hey! Mewtwo!

That got his attention easily.

Axol: I'd choose Magikarp over your stupid ass any day!

Mewtwo got angry, letting him up with telekinesis and throwing him against the console. The impact knocked off his mask and loosened his chains, allowing him to easily get out of them.

Mewtwo lifted up a metal pipe, while Axol lifted up a TV with Mewtwo on the screen.

TV: Who's that Pokemon?

Axol: It's a dumbass!

That tipped the scale, Making Mewtwo charge towards him. Axol dodged out of the way, making the pipe hit the console. After a few tension filled seconds, the console flashed with an ERROR before exploding.

The drainage process stopped as Meggy dropped to the capsule floor, Axol finding the keys on Mewtwo before he disappeared.

He unlocked Desti's chains and Crystal's cage, causing the little girl to hug his leg.

Crystal: Thank you mr Axol! You saved my Mommy!

Desti: Not bad. But a little warning next time would be good.

Meggy whined, still recovering from the pain. She looked up and smiled as she saw Crystal holding her hands against the tube.

Crystal: Mommy! Are you okay?!

Meggy: I'm...I'm okay sunshine...Thanks guys...

Desti: Your in so much pain, aren't you?

Meggy: I am.

Axol: Don't worry! We'll get you out.

Sounds of fighting were heard from where Francis had gone, alerting them all.

Meggy: No, Go help them first!

Axol: B-but-!

Meggy: GO!

Desti: What about your kid!?

Meggy: I need you to protect her! If something happens to her-

Desti: Alright, I get it! But this is the last time I do you a favour!

Axol nudged Crystal and got her to come with them as they ran off with Desti.

Desti: Don't go anywhere till I get back!

...

In the hallway, Sepiroth was laying waste to the others. The last remaining soldiers were like flies to him as Mario charged at him.

Mario was grabbed by the neck, using his extendable nose to hit him as Saiko went in for a hammer hit. Sepiroth kicked Mario in her Path and sent them both flying.

Smg4 attempted to stop him by showing hit latest tweet that said "Sepiroth sucks ass", but that failed as Sepiroth stabbed his computer.

Francis: You baka's honestly  you can defeat the one winged angel?

Boopkins grabbed Sepiroth as he tried to kill Smg4, easily getting knocked aside as he went after Tari. She used her robotic arm as a shield, but it would only hold up for so long as Sepiroth stared her down...

Francis: Hey! Let go, Baka!!!!

Everyone turned and saw Axol wrestling with Francis for Inkweaver.

Axol: Give my pen back, green lizard!

Francis: No one will take my dream from me!

Crystal stepped on his giant toes, causing him to scream as Desti hit him with a flying kick. Taking Inkweaver, Francis lost his glasses and get sent crashing into a wall.

Desti: Pathetic.

Crystal: Yeah, big green meanie!

Boopkins: Desti, Axol, Crystal! You're okay!!!

Everyone gave cheers, except Smg4 as he mourned his computer.

Sepiroth however was unperturbed, setting his sights on Desti...

Making a lunging strike, Desti was caught off guard as Sepiroth grabbed her and pulled her into the zuccer room.

Axol: Emo fish girl!

Francis fumbled about on the ground, trying to find his glasses. When he finally got them back on, he was met with everyone running towards him.

Scared, he booked it into the next room, Axol grabbing Crystal before running after him. Sepiroth slashed wildly at Desti, the Octoling only surviving by using Inkweaver as a shield.

As she used a flying kick, Sepiroth blocked her with his sword and knocked her back. She dropped Inkweaver midair, allowing Francis to retake it.

Francis: It's time to teach you a little lesson.

Luigi: No! Don't let him draw another character!

Before he even had the chance, Crystal jumped from the side as an inkling and landed on his head. Changing back, Francis flailed as he tried to get Crystal off his head. He couldn't reach, leaving her free to start punching his head.

Francis: Agh! Get off of me!!

Crystal: Stop-(Punches)-Hurting-(Punches)-my-(Punches)-Friend's!!!

As this happened, Saiko leapt forward to try and hit Francis with her hammer, Sepiroth zoomed up and smashed her away. Meggy looked up to see Saiko hit the side of her cell.

Meggy: Saiko...

Saiko: (Gets up) Don't worry, Saiko's always okay.

As Francis flailed about trying to get Crystal off his head, Sepiroth looked to pick his next target.

Desti: Dammit...all I need is just one single distraction...

Saiko: A distraction...

Suddenly, Saiko had a lightbulb moment.

Saiko: Tari!!! Use that secret weapon we talked about!

Tari: That?! But...but...

Saiko: Now!!!!

Tari didn't think it would work, but tried it anyway. As Sepiroth prepped his sword, ready to attack his next victim...

A small duck toy squished down by his feet.

He looked confused, but that was all Desti needed to grabbed the one winged angel and picked him up.

Desti: Batter up!

Desti threw him in Axol's direction, allowing him to kick Sepiroth away.

Smg4 and Mario kicked him back and forth before launching him into the sky.

Boopkins ate a rock and Luigi used Boopkins as a cannon, shooting the rock right into Sepiroth as he hit the wall and vanished into thin air.

Everyone cheered and celebrated, Even Saiko seemed happy.

Desti: Pfft, that was too easy!

Crystal cheered, but it proved to be her downfall as Francis finally lost his patience. Using Inkweaver, he grabbed Crystal off his head and threw her on the floor hard.

Meggy: Crystal!

Francis: I'm sick of these games! I'm getting my island, and I'll destroy anyone who gets in my way!

He rose Inkweaver as a club, aiming it at Crystal as she got scared. She whimpered, trying to shuffle away.

Francis: Starting with you...

Crystal: No! Get away!

He brought the club down...as a scream echoed out across the hall...

...

Now some of you might be confused, what about Desti dying? Well, since Crystal was their to distract Francis, he didn't have time to draw another one, sparing her life. 

Of course, from that ending you know it isn't going to be all cupcakes and rainbows. They all still have to deal with that lizard, but what else could change? Found out in the next part!

To be continued...