Attack on Titan: Raccoon Problem

I lived in a simple town in a simple house. It wasn't perfect, it needed a lot of work done, but it was a lot better than living in an apartment. I mean, it's comfy and cozy, has a lot of space and even has a backyard! What's not to love?

At the moment it felt perfect…. except for a certain problem. A raccoon problem…

Lately there's been...a lot of racoons snooping around. We thought it was no big deal and we started to set up some traps. Don't worry though-- the traps wouldn't hurt the animal.

Basically what we did was set a cage outside with a can of jelly or peanut butter for the raccoon to get a taste out of. Once the raccoon steps fully inside the cage, it would snap closed.

But lately the cages haven't been enough. The racoons were smart. And it seems the racoons numbers have been increasing. But we didn't have the money at the time to hire any ().

But then a idea came to me….what if I would summon Armin Arlert, my favorite Fiction character into this world to help my family's problem? It's worth a try.

So I perform an abnormal summoning ritual to bring Armin into my world. And luckily, it worked.

Armin appeared out of thin air, sitting in the center of what was originally my summoning ritual. He sat criss-crossed and he tilt his head in confusion.

“H-Huh? Where am I? And who are you?”

I end up telling Armin who I was, and explained everything to Armin and he listened. Once I finished explaining it all…

“Hm...sounds like you and your family is in a pickle. I suppose I can help you solve your racoons problem as long as you promise to return me to my home world.” Armin considers agreeing to help. So I promised Armin to return him home once this was all over.

But solving the problem at hand wasn't easy. The racoons seemed...very attracted to Armin. I have no idea why though. They work CLI to his head, claw up his face, and he was run around screaming in the backyard as if he was some crazy and psychotic madman on the loose. I couldn't help but to quietly giggle as I watched. But I always remembered to bandage up all of Armin's cuts and wounds.

Armin within a week or two, manages to get rid of the racoons and release them into a forest that was miles away from home.

The racoons problem was finally solved. But then...he brought up my promise to return him home.

I didn't want Armin to leave-- not yet! How could I? He's my most favorite and precious Fictional character in the world! He had to stay longer!

So I ended up begging him to stay for two more weeks and to go to the amusement park with me today, and tomorrow to the Ocean.

He couldn't turn me down, seeing how desperate I was for him to stay. He feared if he said no, I would burst out crying.

So for the rest of the day we went to the amusement park, screamed like we were about to be murdered on the rides, and then we chilled doing some expensive games. Armin ends up winning a gigantic Pikachu plush and gives it to me. I squeeze it and squeal in happiness.

The following day we spent at the beach from morning to sundown.

It was so fun. I wished it could last forever. But I made a promise to Armin. He wanted to return home. To most people wanting to return to a world where humanity is on the verge of extinction and a place filled with man-eating Giants would be psychotic. But I can understand why Armin would want to return. It's his home. It's the world he grew up in. And he had a family to go home to….Eren and Mikasa.

So I sent Armin back to his own world using some forbidden form of black magic.

Perhaps if I miss him too much I'll just summon him again….heh heh. 😏

The End