Chapter 3: A Plan to Cure Mario

Mario: *MEWING*

Meggy: So, Doctor... what's the results?

Dr. Toadette: Your Husband is Skibidi.

Meggy: Eh?

Dr. Toadette: Skibidi Toilet?

Meggy: I BLOODY KNOW WHAT SKIBIDI TOILET IS!!!

Dr. Toadette: I'm afraid he has Un-Curable Brain-Rot.

Meggy: *sigh* OMG...

Dr. Toadette: We gave so many Brain-Rot Tests, and here are some of the Answers that he gave us.

Dr. Toadette looked at the Test Sheet.

Dr. Toadette: What comes after 2?

Meggy: The answer is 3.

Dr. Toadette: He said; Buckle my Shoe.

Mario: ONE TWO... BUCKLE MY SHOE!!!

Dr. Toadette: Who is LeBron James?

Meggy: A Basketball player?

Dr. Toadette: He said; His Sunshine!

Mario: YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE!!!

Dr. Toadette: And... what was the most popular song, sang by The Killers in 2003?

Meggy: Oh, I love that song... Mr. Brightside!

Dr. Toadette: He said; Mr. Rizzside.

Meggy: WHAT?!?!?!

Dr. Toadette: He definitely has Brain-Rot.

Meggy: Who the hell is Mr. Rizzside?!

Dr. Toadette: We also took an MRI Scan of his Brain.

Meggy: Can I see?

Dr. Toadette showed the Image.

Dr. Toadette: His Brain has literally rotted.

Meggy: Are those Tumors?!

Dr. Toadette: No... Brain-Rotted Memes have been taking over his Brain, after drinking too much Brain-Rot Medicine.

Meggy: OMG...

Dr. Toadette: Skibidi Toilet, a Prime Bottle, Among Us, OIIAOIIA... etc.

Meggy: So, that's what an Overdose looks like?

Dr. Toadette: Well, you die if you have an Overdose of Illegal Drugs.

Meggy: And, there's no Cure?!

Dr. Toadette: I don't think so.

Meggy: *sigh* Oh God...

Dr. Toadette: The Brain-Rot can still be managed... he can still live with it.

Meggy: I can't live with this!!!

Dr. Toadette: Well, there's always changes into Health.

Mario: There's a Big Chungus, Among Us!!!

Meggy: I'M GONNA GO INSANE!!!

Mario: *MEWING*

Meggy: OMG...

After that...

Meggy: And then... he turned into a spinning Cat, that went OIIAOIIA!!!

Luigi: That's Cat Brain-Rot.

SMG4: You know what?! We gotta get Mario, back to normal!!!

Meggy: How?! He has Un-Curable Brain-Rot!!!

SMG4: How did he even get it in the first place?!

Meggy: Mr. Puzzles!

SMG4: PUZZLES?!?!?!

Tari: How?

Meggy: He drank some Brain-Rot Medicine, from a Flask... and it was Mr. Puzzles's Flask.

SMG4: OH HELL NO... You don't wanna have an Overdose on Brain-Rot Medicine! It's dangerous!

Meggy: He thought there was Alcohol in the Flask!

Luigi: That's Mario for you.

Tari: Well, we gotta do something!

SMG4: Where's Mr. Puzzles now?

Meggy: Last time I saw him, was at the McD's!

SMG4: I think we wanna word with him, don't you?

Luigi: I agree.

Mr. Puzzles: Hello? Is anybody Home?

Luigi: Speak of the Devil.

SMG4: Hey, Puzzles... we're in the Kitchen.

Mr. Puzzles arrived.

Mr. Puzzles: Hey everyone.

SMG4: Puzzles... we need to talk!!!

Mr. Puzzles: *sigh* I saw this coming.

Luigi: Why would you bring a Flask containing a Dangerous Liquid?!

Mr. Puzzles: Look... I too had a bit of Brain-Rot.

SMG4: Do you actually have a Brain? Your Head is a TV!!!

Mr. Puzzles: I can open my Mouth... it's a Magic TV that can open the Screen like an Automatic Door.

Mr. Puzzles opened his Mouth.

Mr. Puzzles: Ah...

SMG4: Nice.

Mr. Puzzles: As I was saying... Once I see a Cringe Meme, the Meme is catchy and it will secretly appear in your Head! And, the only way to get rid of it... is to take a Spoonful of Brain-Rot Medicine, once a Day.

Luigi: And, what did Mario do?

Mr. Puzzles: HE BLOODY DRANK THE WHOLE BOTTLE, AND HE'S GOT AN OVERDOSE!!!

Luigi: Classic Mario.

Mr. Puzzles: Mario is now gonna have Brain-Rot for life!!!

Meggy: I'm married to a Brain-Rotted Husband... and the Kids have a Brain-Rotted Dad!!!

Mr. Puzzles: Come on, Meggy dear... it's New Year's Day, and there's no need to stay upset for the rest of 2025.

...

Luigi: W- Wait a minute...

Tari: What?

Luigi: If Brain-Rot is Un-Curable... what if we go inside his Brain, and get rid of this Virus ourselves?

Everyone: ...

Mr. Puzzles: You are a... GENIUS!!!!!

Tari: Are you sure about this, SMG4?!

SMG4: Yeah, we take care of those Cringe Memes ourselves!!!

Tari: But, how are you gonna get into his Brain?

Luigi: Shrink Ray!

Tari: Huh?

Luigi: We shrink ourselves... we go inside his Ear until we reached his Brain, and we attack the Brain-Rotting Memes!

Meggy: That's a genius idea... if we can kill those Viruses, I can get my Husband back!!!

SMG4: So, where's the Shrink Ray?

Luigi: It's in E. Gadd's Lab.

SMG4: Let's get to E. Gadd's Lab!

Tari: I'm counting out... I don't want our little Amy to suffer what Mario has.

Amy: Dada...

SMG4: Alright, fine.

Meggy: Hold my Kids, Tari.

At E. Gadd's Lab...

E. Gadd: So, you want the Shrink Ray?

Luigi: It's important that we can get Mario, back to normal.

E. Gadd: Well, I'd love to help... but, the Shrink Ray is out of Juice!

Luigi: Eh?!

E. Gadd: It's not re-charged until the next few Days.

Meggy: DAYS?!?!?!

SMG4: Oh well... we tried.

E. Gadd: But, don't worry... I got the next best thing.

Luigi: Go on?

E. Gadd: A Flying Submarine that can shrink into Microscopic size. 

Luigi: Okay?

E. Gadd: You climb into the flying Submarine, and then it will shrink into Microscopic size when turned on.

SMG4: Okay, that might work!

E. Gadd: But, beware... you only have 60 minutes of Flying time, before it wears off.

Luigi: An hour?!

E. Gadd: The Submarine will give a 10 minute warning... so you better get out before the Submarine will grow back to normal size, or it will explode Mario into pieces.

Meggy: We'll do it!

E. Gadd: Great... I'll go and set up the Submarine, right now!

E. Gadd went away.

SMG4: You think this is gonna work?

Meggy: Look, I want those Brain-Rotting things out of my Husband's Head... if it's the last thing we do!

Luigi: What a strange way to start 2025.

Later...

E. Gadd: Here is the Submarine.

Luigi: Is that it?

E. Gadd: Just go inside... and start it up.

SMG4: Are you sure about this?

Meggy: We're doing this!

SMG4: What if we get Brain-Rot?

*SMACK*

SMG4: Ow!

Luigi: Be a Man!

SMG4: I'm already a Man... I've shagged Tari, and she gave birth.

Luigi: Not like that!!!

SMG4: Says the guy who used a Condom on Pomni.

Luigi: Touché.

...

Meggy: Right, we go inside Mario... and then, we attack.

SMG4: That's the plan?

Meggy: Aye!

E. Gadd: Also, I got a Hearing Aid in my Ear... so we'll be able to communicate each other.

Luigi: That's good to know.

E. Gadd: And, you've got a Radio as well... in case you step out of the Submarine.

Luigi: Got it.

E. Gadd: Don't forget... you got 60 minutes.

SMG4: We're against the Clock.

Luigi: Let's go.

SMG4, Meggy & Luigi went into the Submarine.

E. Gadd: Good luck, everyone.

Then... the Submarine shrunk.

SMG4: JESUS CHRIST... E. Gadd has turned into a Giant!!!

E. Gadd: You shrank!

SMG4: It feels weird!!!

Meggy: Take us to Mario, E. Gadd!

Luigi: And, don't you dare make us go in his Anus!

E. Gadd: Okie-dokie.

E. Gadd carried the Submarine.

E. Gadd: Are you lot ready?

Meggy: We're saving you, Mario.

Mario: SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!

SMG4: Please hurry!

E. Gadd: Here we go.

E. Gadd inserted the Submarine into Mario's Ear.

E. Gadd: Are you all alright in there?

Luigi: We're in!

E. Gadd: Okay... good luck.