Chapter 4: The Mission

SMG4: So, what now?

Luigi: Now, we're cruising down the Ear Canal.

SMG4: Don't you think that there's gonna be Obstacles in the way?

Meggy: Probably, those Brain-Rotting Memes.

Luigi: I suppose so.

SMG4: Really? What about the Ear Drum?

Luigi: The Ear Drum?

SMG4: Don't you all know what's inside your Ear?!

Luigi: I do.

Meggy: Yeah... you got the Outer Ear, the Middle Ear and the Inner Ear.

SMG4: Well, in my opinion... if you drive through the Ear Drum, Mario would have an extremely painful moment!

Luigi: What?!

SMG4: It could cause Hearing Damage... or even Deafness!!!

Meggy: So, if you're talking about the Ear Drum... do you mean that thing that is right in front of us?

SMG4: Oh yeah, that's it.

SMG4 realised...

SMG4: WAIT... WHAT?!?!?!

Outside...

Luigi: OMG... THAT'S THE EAR DRUM!!!

SMG4: STOP THE SUBMARINE!!!

Luigi: I DON'T KNOW HOW!!!

Meggy: Try mashing Buttons... that's what Mario does!

Luigi: Well, we're inside Mario!!!

SMG4: LOOK OUT!!!

The Submarine crashed into the Ear Drum.

Mario: *SCREAMS IN PAIN* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

E. Gadd: Guys... what's going on in there?!

Luigi: We crashed into the Ear Drum!

E. Gadd: Oh God-dammit... I forgot about the Ear Drum!

Luigi: How old are you?

E. Gadd: Don't worry... I have another solution on how to get into the Brain.

Luigi: Say it!!!

E. Gadd: There should be a Button that says; Teleport.

Luigi: Okay?

E. Gadd: Can you see it?

Luigi: Found it!

E. Gadd: Okay, I want you to press it and you need to say... where you want it to take you.

Luigi pressed the Button.

Luigi: Mario's Brain.

*POOF*

The Submarine teleported.

After that...

SMG4: Okay, it looks like we've reached the--

SMG4: --Headquarters!

Nugget: GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAGO!!!

Luigi: Is Mario's Brain the Headquarters from Inside Out?

S. Toilet: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!!!

Cat: OIIAOIIA!!!

SMG4: This is melting my Eyeballs!

Meggy: WHERE ARE MARIO'S EMOTIONS?!?!?!

CatNap: Well... well... well... it seems we have Visitors.

SMG4: Is that CatNap from Poppy's Playtime?

CatNap: Who dares to stop our Brain-Rot invasion?

Meggy: GIMME MY HUSBAND BACK!!!

CatNap: But, he summoned us... why do you want to get rid of us?

SMG4: You have been corrupting other Children's lives... all of the kids nowadays have been copying what you lot are saying!!!

Luigi: I don't want my Nephew & Niece having Brain-Rot!!!

SMG4: Nor my Daughter!!!

CatNap: *sigh* CRINGE!!!

Luigi: You what?!

CatNap: Kids love us now... they play; Fortnite, they drink Prime, and they like to Mew... now that's what I call W Rizz.

Meggy: You ruined my Husband's Mind!!!

CatNap: No, he ruined his own Mind... and besides, this is our Home now.

SMG4: Well, you're getting evicted!

CatNap: Good luck with that!

Meggy: We're opening up a Can of Whoop-Ass!!!

CatNap: I'd like to see you try!

Meggy: AHH!!!

CatNap grabs Meggy's Neck.

Meggy: *chokes* A- A- AHH!!!

CatNap threw her back.

CatNap: I like to open a Can of Whoop-Ass, as well... but first, we're gonna sing a little song.

SMG4: You what?!

CatNap: OH, EVERYONE!!!

*BANGS TABLE*

https://youtu.be/QU29SpFu21k

Luigi: Mr. Brightside?

Meggy: This is a good--

🎶 I'M COMMENTING BALKAN RAGE, AND I'VE BEEN DRINKING A PRIME... GOTTA GOTTA CRASH OUT, BECAUSE I'M LOGAN PAUL 🎶

Luigi: W- WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!

SMG4: I don't remember these Lyrics!

🎶 IT WAS ONLY A RIZZ... IT WAS ONLY A RIZZ 🎶

Luigi: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

Luigi fell to the Floor.

Luigi: What the... I'M FEELING WEAK!!!

SMG4: Don't worry... I'll--

SMG4 also fell to the Floor.

SMG4: AHH... I CAN'T FEEL MY LIMBS!!!

Meggy: YOU IDIOTS!!!

And, Meggy fell to the Floor.

Meggy: I CAN BARELY MOVE!!!

E. Gadd: GUYS... WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?! Mario is singing a Brain-Rotted song!!!

Mario: 🎶 OHIO!!! 🎶

Luigi: W- W- WE... CAN'T... MOVE!!!

E. Gadd: WHAT?!?!?!

CatNap: *wheezes* What's the matter? Are you all tired? 😈

Meggy: GO TO HELL!!!

CatNap: ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!

🎶 SKIBIDI... ENGLISH OR SPANISH, IT MAKES ME FREEZE... STREAMING, 'THICK OF IT' KSI... JELQING WHEN YOU BAG MY FRIES 🎶

SMG4: *SCREAMS* AHH... MAKE IT STOP!!! 😱

Luigi: IT'S NO USE... WE CAN'T MOVE!!!

🎶 AURA IN MY SIGMA EYES... 'CAUSE I'M MR. RIZZSIDE!!! 🎶

CatNap: Get rid of them!!!

The Brain-Rots grabbed SMG4, Meggy & Luigi.

Everyone: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱

After that...

Luigi: HELP... CAN ANYONE HELP US?!?!?!

SMG4: I don't think anyone is here!

Luigi: Unless, there's Mind workers!

Meggy: I can't believe this... we're stuck in here!

SMG4: Tell me about it.

Meggy: The Submarine is still at Mario's Headquarters!

SMG4: Do you know what I just realised... we're in Mario's Head! And, the Main Controls are in HEADquarters.

...

Meggy: As I was saying... if that Submarine grows back to normal size, I could kiss my Husband goodbye!

E. Gadd: Everyone... you got 45 minutes!

Luigi: WE GOT 45 MINUTES LEFT!!!

SMG4: Oh God, we haven't got long!!!

Meggy: But, we're stuck in a Cage and there's no one here... WHAT ARE WE ACTUALLY GONNA DO?!?!?!

???: THINK AGAIN, MY FRIENDS!!!

Luigi: Did you hear that?!

Meggy: OMG, LOOK!!!

SMG4: I don't believe it... it's--

The Emotions appeared.

Meggy: Mario's Emotions!

Joy: I heard you lot are trying to save Mario's Brain.

SMG4: Well, we were... but now, we're stuck!!!

Sadness: Being stuck makes me sad...

Disgust: *grunts* Ugh... you already said that.

Joy: Have no fear, because Joy is here!

SMG4: You lot look way different than in the actual Movie.

Joy: You're in Mario's Mind... you're not in the actual Movie.

Meggy: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!

Joy: I've got the Key.

Luigi: How did you all get here? And, how did you get a Key?

Joy: We too were captured by those Brain-Rotting Memes, and by the time we escaping a Prison Cell... we stole the Key whilst one of the Guards was sleeping, like in a Looney Tunes Cartoon.

Luigi: Oh, I see it.

Meggy: Can you get us out of here?!

Joy: [BUGS BUNNY VOICE] Ehh... What's up, Doc? 🐰

Meggy: PLEASE!!!

Joy opened the Cage.

Luigi: Oh, thank God.

Meggy: We have to get back to Headquarters!!!

Joy: That's what we're doing, as well!

Meggy: WE HAVEN'T GOT LONG... We got here via one of E. Gadd's inventions! And, if we're too late... a Submarine will grow back to normal size, and that will explode Mario's Head!!!

Fear: *SCREAMS* AHH... WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! 😱😱😱

*PUNCH*

Fear: OUCH!!!

Anger: Calm down... I'm opening a Can of Whoop-Ass!!!

Joy: We have to hurry!

Luigi: How are we gonna get there?!

Joy: Train of Thought!!!

Luigi: Huh?

Joy: We're gonna have to cut through Imagination Land, in order to get to the Train Station!!!

SMG4: Well then, let's hurry up!!!

Everyone rushed away.

Meggy: Hang on, Mario... we're saving you!

Later...

Joy: Welcome to Imagination Land!!!

SMG4: What's all this?

Joy: We are going past the Spaghetti Jungle... it's a Jungle filled with Spaghetti!!!

SMG4: *sigh* Of course...

Anger: OI... WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!

SMG4: U- Um... nothing?

Anger: Yeah, that's what I thought.

...

Luigi: Are we walking on Bread?

Joy: Yeah, basically it's Italian Bread... because Spaghetti is Italian.

Luigi: Oh, I see.

SMG4: What other things that Mario likes to imagine?

Joy: Let's see... there's a Shopping Mall which has nothing but every single Fast Food Restaurant.

SMG4: So, everything is Food?

Joy: Not everything is about Food... there's a Liverpool Village filled with Red Scarves, and giant Football Trophies.

Luigi: Nice.

SMG4: You can't win every Trophy!

Anger: OI... WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!

SMG4: Sorry!

Meggy: I like Mario's Imagination Land.

Joy: Oh yeah... there's a Town full of Strip Clubs, as well.

SMG4: Really?

Joy: Every single Stripper is Meggy.

Meggy: Aww... even I'm in his Imagination Land. 🥹

SMG4: *sigh* Brilliant...

Meggy: In my Imagination Land... there's a Town full of Mario Strippers.

SMG4: Good to know.

Later...

Joy: We have arrived!

SMG4: Do we have a plan?

Joy: The plan is... We attack.

SMG4: What? That's the plan?

Joy: Once the Train stops at our Destination... we storm into Headquarters and we attack.

SMG4: I'm pretty sure that those Brain-Rotters have more tricks up their sleeves.

Joy: How do you know that, Mr. Smarty-Nerd?

SMG4: I'm just saying.

E. Gadd: Hello?! Hello, someone?!

Luigi: Hello, E. Gadd? What's up?

E. Gadd: You have 30 minutes to get out!!!

Luigi: Oh Jesus... WE GOT 30 MINUTES LEFT!!!

SMG4: We gotta get on that Train!!!

Meggy: Come on!!!

Joy: ALL ABOARD!!!