Chapter 2: The Brain-Rotted Husband

Meggy: Are you feeling okay?!

Mario: Yes, Meggy... I'm feeling W Rizz!!!

Meggy: Are you sure?!

Mario: What the Sigma are you on about?

Meggy: Huh?!

Mario: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS... I just shoved it up my Ass!!!

Meggy: Let's get you to Bed.

Mario: Oh... I like where this is going!

Meggy: What?

Mario: You're gonna give me the HAWK TUAH and you're gonna spit on that thing, aren't you?

Meggy: I dunno... maybe tonight, if you feel better.

Mario: Bush did 9/11.

Meggy: I doubt that.

Upstairs...

Loaf: ...

Meggy: DAMMIT... The Cat is high on Cat-nip again!!!

Mario: OMG!!!

Meggy: What?

Mario: It's the... CHIPI-CHIPI CHAPA-CHAPA DUBI-DUBI DABA-DABA!!!

Meggy: Mario... will you stop being annoying?! It's just Loaf!!!

Mario: O-

Meggy: O_O

Mario: OII-

Meggy: You're scaring me now!

Mario: OII- OII-

Meggy: What the...

https://youtu.be/ZHgyQGoeaB0

Mario: OIIAOIIA!!!

Meggy: ...

Mario: OIIAOIIA!!!

Meggy: My Brain is rotting, because of you!

Mario: OIIAOIIA!!!

Meggy: Actually, you don't need sleep... I think it's Lunch time!

Mario: O-

Meggy: You want some McDonald's?

Mario: OIIAOIIA!!!

Meggy: I'll take that as a Yes.

Mario: AMONG US HAPPY MEAL!!!

Meggy: Lunch Time, kids!

Gino/Emily: YAY!!!

Mario: GRIMACE SHAKE!!!

Meggy grabbed Mario.

Meggy: Hold on... I think you should rest.

Mario: What the Sigma?

Meggy: Me & the Kids are going... you're staying here.

Mario: GRRR.... HUGE L FOR MEGGY!!!

Meggy: We'll be back with your Food.

Mario: OMG... My Wife is getting McDonald's for me, before GTA 6?! That's Skibidi Toilet!!!

Meggy: *sigh*

Later...

Meggy: Who's ready for McDonald's?

Gino: ME... ME... ME!!!

Emily: Happy Meal!!!

Meggy: I can tell you two are--

Mario appeared.

Mario: OHIO!!!

Meggy: What the hell?

Mario: W RIZZ... MCDONALD'S!!!

Meggy: How did you get here?

Mario: Ugandan Knuckles... Do you know da wae?

Meggy: *sigh*

Mario: I am going to McDonald's... and I am going to order the Among Us Happy Meal!!!

Meggy: MARIO!!!

Mario rushed in.

Meggy: Oh, for crying out loud!!!

Meggy parked the Car.

Meggy: Looks like Eating In, it is.

Inside...

Meggy: Mario!!!

Mario: THERE'S NO AMONG US HAPPY MEALS... NOR GRIMACE SHAKES?!?!?!?

https://youtu.be/I2RVPfLUhkg

*PUNCH*

Mario: O_O

Meggy: *sigh*

Mario: F in the Chat...

Meggy: I am not McLovin' this Behaviour, Mario!!!

Mario: There was no Among Us Happy Meals!!!

Meggy: They don't exist!

Mario: There's no Grimace Shakes!!!

Meggy: They were Limited Time!

Mario: And, there was no Krabby Patty Meals!!!

Meggy: That was Wendy's, and that was across the Pond... in the USA!!!

Mario: The Ice Cream Machine is still broken... Big L, McDonald's!

...

Meggy: Just sit down, somewhere.

Mario: W MEGGY!!!

Mario went to find a seat.

Meggy: It's like I'm married to a Toddler.

Gino: Food!

Meggy: Come on, kids... let's get you some Food.

After that...

Mario: I am TWO STEPS ahead.

Meggy: ...

Mario: BTS Meal... Obama Hamburger, Sussy Balls... Travis Scott Burger... Mr. Beast!!!

Meggy: Are you finished?

Mario: You're turning me on, with that Face you're pulling.

Meggy: Am I, now?

Mario: You gonna give me the HAWK TUAH?!

Meggy: ...

Mario: I'm wanna lick your OIIAOIIA, tonight... with the CHIPI-CHIPI CHAPA-CHAPA DUBI-DUBI DABA-DABA--

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow!

Meggy: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!?!?! Like, I know you're suffering from Brain-Rot... but can you just shut up for 2 seconds?!

Gino: Nuggets!

Emily: Yummy!

Meggy: Are you alright, Kids?

Mario: Your Mother is gonna give me the HAWK TUAH!!!

Meggy: *sigh* Not in front of the Kids!

Mario: My PP itches!

Meggy: That's nice to know...

Mario: Monke don't wear any Pants!

Meggy: What are you even talking about?!

Mario: GRIMACE SHAKE!!!

Meggy: I need some Air.

Meggy went outside.

Mario: Hey Gino & Emily... do you prefer English or Spanish?

Gino/Emily: ...

Outside...

Mr. Puzzles: It's Lunch time, my dear Leggy!

Leggy: Hmm?

Mr. Puzzles: What's up, Leggy?

Mr. Puzzles & Leggy spotted Meggy.

Meggy: *sigh*

Mr. Puzzles: You alright, Meggy dear?

Meggy: Don't call me that!

Mr. Puzzles: What's up with you?

Meggy: Mario is suffering from Brain-Rot!

Mr. Puzzles: Wait... what?!

Meggy: I thought Mario was feeling cranky, this Morning... but it turns out that he's calling himself; A Skibidi Toilet Rizzler.

Mr. Puzzles thought of something.

Mr. Puzzles: OMG... I think this is something to do with the fact that my Flask was empty, this Morning!

Meggy: What Flask?

Mr. Puzzles: I had a Flask that was containing Brain-Rot Medicine... and it's really dangerous!!!

Meggy: WHAT?!?!?!

Mr. Puzzles: I had Brain-Rot recently... and there's now a new Medicine that gets rid of Cringey Memes that are stuck in your Brain.

Meggy: You don't have a Brain... you have a TV Head.

Mr. Puzzles: Um... hello?! I got a Brain Channel in my Head!

Meggy: Whatever...

...

Mr. Puzzles: Anyways... the reason why that this Medicine is really dangerous, is that if you take an Overdose of that stuff... you get Un-Curable Brain-Rot!!!

Meggy: WHAT?!?!?!

Mr. Puzzles: I'm not a Doctor... I'm just telling you!

Meggy: OMG, we gotta take Mario to a Doctor!!!

Then...

Mario: OOF!!!

Ronald: You sing the Whopper Song again... I will happily cut you!

Mr. Puzzles: Oh yeah... never mention Burger King at a McDonald's Restaurant.

Meggy: Also, you left my Kids inside.

Ronald: Frankly my dear... I don't give a damn.

Mr. Puzzles: HA!!!