Chapter 1: New Year's Day

https://youtu.be/4GWgRNZYLMA

Mr. Puzzles: Ah... my first New Year's party with actual people!

SMG4: Well, another Year has gone... and I can't believe it's that time of the Year again.

Tari: They seem to go so quickly, now.

Mr. Puzzles: This is my Dream... New Year's Eve with actual people!

SMG4: I hope your New Year's Resolutions are to be good with us!

Mr. Puzzles: Um... maybe.

SMG4: Good Boy.

Leggy: Aww... good Boy!

Mr. Puzzles: That's enough, Leggy.

...

Amy: Ma... Mama!

Tari: Aww... she said my name!

SMG4: Can you say; Daddy... Amy?

Amy: Da...

Tari: She's getting there.

SMG1: She's growing up.

SMG4: She's only a Year old.

SMG1: I know.

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Bowser: YO... BIG BEN IS RINGING!!!

SMG4: Well, this is it!

The Countdown began.

Everyone: 10... 9... 8...

Pio: Happy Wedding Year!

Doris: Alright, calm down... you keep mentioning it!

Everyone: 3... 2... 1...

12:00 MIDNIGHT!!!

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

SMG4: Happy New Year, Tari!!!

Tari: You two!

*KISS*

SMG4: Happy New Year, Princess!

Amy: Da...

*KISS*

Mr. Puzzles: I can't believe it... it's 2025!!!

Leggy: YIPPEE!!!

Mr. Puzzles: HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!!

https://youtu.be/artRm4te5GE

Everyone: 🎶 SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT, AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND... SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT, AND THE DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE!!! 🎶

Mr. Puzzles: Now, I am loving this... everyone celebrating the New Year, and they're hugging each other!

Leggy: *purrs*

*HUG*

Mr. Puzzles: Oh... we got a hugger!

Leggy: NEW YEAR!!!

Mr. Puzzles: Come here, then!

Outside...

Luigi: Happy New Year, Pomni!

Pomni: Same to you!

*KISS*

Mario: We survived another Year!!!

Meggy: I know we did!!!

*KISS*

Bob: Do you know something else?!

Mario: What?

Bob: GTA 6 RELEASES, THIS YEAR!!!

Rob: HELL YEAH!!!

DS123: It's crazy to think we're in 2025, before GTA 6.

Rob: STRIP CLUBS!!!

Bob: Them Tits are gonna be more HD... and I can't wait!!!

Saiko: Is that the reason why you're excited for GTA?

Bob: Kind of.

Mario: I already see nude Tits in Ultra HD, every Week.

Meggy: I wonder why.

SMG3: I can't wait to Street Race down streets, while getting chase by Cops!!!

Mario: Me too!

Saiko: *sigh* Men...

DS123: HERE'S TO 2025!!!

Everyone: *CHEERING* WOO-HOO!!!

ONE HOUR LATER...

Meggy: The kids are asleep in SMG4's Bedroom.

Mario: *yawn*

Meggy: Are you sleepy?

Mario: No... I just need one more Drink before we go to sleep.

Meggy: It's past 1:00am.

Mario: It's New Year's Day... and this is like the only day of the Year that we stay up, over-night.

Shroomy: What about Luigi & Pomni, over there?

Luigi/Pomni: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴😴

Mario: They're past out, drunk.

Meggy: Bless them.

Mario stood up... and he was wobbling.

Meggy: How many Beers have you had?

Mario: Not much.

Shroomy: Drunk.

Mario: Shut up, Shroomy... I'm not drunk, you are!

Mario wobbled out.

In the Kitchen...

Mario: *yawn* The TV Guy is tired out.

Mr. Puzzles/Leggy: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴😴

Mario: Why does no one wanna stay up, over-night?

Mario spotted a Flask.

Mario: Hmm... I didn't know that Mr. Puzzles carries his own Alcohol, around Town.

He lifted it.

Mario: There's still some Liquid in it.

Mr. Puzzles/Leggy: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴😴

Mario: Meh... he won't remember that there's still some Liquid left.

He drank out of the Flask.

Mario: *cough* Mr. Puzzles drinks funny-tasting Beer.

Mr. Puzzles/Leggy: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴😴

Mario: Happy New Year... 2025.

THAT MORNING...

Meggy: *yawn*

Luigi: Morning, everyone.

Shroomy: Morning, Luigi.

Meggy: B- Bloody hell...

Luigi: Hey, Meggy.

Meggy: You alright?

Luigi: Where's Mario?

Meggy: God knows...

Shroomy: Maybe, he's at the Loo.

Pomni: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Luigi: So, we've reached 2025.

Shroomy: I know... we're halfway through the Decade, already!

Meggy: Well done for surviving another Year, everyone.

...

Pomni: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Luigi: Pomni's still resting.

Shroomy: Well, we were up until about 1:00am.

Luigi: Hey, Pomni.

*KISSES CHEEK*

Pomni: Mmm...

Luigi: I'm off for my 1st Piss of 2025.

Meggy: Make sure you knock.

Shroomy: And, lift that Toilet seat up!

Luigi: Whatever.

In the Bathroom...

Luigi: What the hell?!

Mario: SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!

Luigi: Mario?!

Mario: Hey Luigi... I'm Skibidi Toilet!!!

Luigi: Why? I thought you always found Skibidi Toilet, Cancerous!

Mario: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!!!

Luigi: Are you done in here?

Mario: SKIBIDI!!!

Mario rushed out.

Luigi: What the hell was that all about?

In the Kitchen...

SMG4: Here's to 2025.

Tari: Let's see what's in store for us, this Year.

Mario stormed in.

Mario: Who wants Prime?! They're W Rizz!!!

SMG4: Mario?

Mario: Are you from Ohio, SMG4? Because, you're not drinking Prime!!!

SMG4: Mario, have you got Brain-Rot or something? You're talking crazy!

Mario: F in the Chat + Ratio... for 2024!!!

Tari: Mario has got Brain-Rot.

Mario: I LIKE YA CUT, G!!!

*SMACK*

SMG4: OUCH!!!

Mario: Do you know da wae to TV?

SMG4: Eh?

Mario: I'm go watch TV now, with Subway Surfers Game-play on the Bottom half!

Mario rushed out.

Tari: Is he feeling alright?

SMG4: I think he's got a Hangover, from last night.

Tari: A Brain-rotting Hangover, more like.

SMG4: I'll go see what's wrong with him.

In the Hallway...

SMG4: Mario?

Mario: 🎶 I'M IN THE THICK OF IT!!! 🎶

SMG3: STOP SINGING THAT STUPID SONG!!!

Mario: 🎶 FROM THE SCREEN... TO THE RING... TO THE PEN... TO THE KING... 🎶

SMG3: SHUT UP!!!

SMG4: What's wrong with you, Mario?!

Mario: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a Multistage Aerobic Capacity Test--

*SMACK*

Mario: OHIO!!!

SMG3: What the hell are you doing?! Are you on Drugs?!

Mario: LeBron James is my Sussy Baka Sunshine!!!

SMG3: What?!

SMG4: Alright, you know what?! I think it's time that you have a rest at your House!

Mario: F in the Chat... Hater Alert!!!

SMG4: Come on, Mario... it's Home time!

Mario: RATIO!!!

SMG3: You just got Ratio'd.

SMG4: Piss off!!!

Later...

Meggy: Everything alright?

SMG4: Mario's acting Coo-Coo Crazy, today.

Meggy: Come on, love... let's get you Home.

Mario: O_O

Meggy: Mario?

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Mario: ...

Meggy: What's up?

Mario: M- Meggy... the Horse is here!

Meggy: What?

SMG4: What Horse?

Mario: It's behind you!

SMG4 & Meggy turned around.

SMG4: Mario, there's no Horse anywhere!

Mario: O_O

SMG4: Do you have Schizophrenia, as well?

Meggy: Let's go, Mario... I don't think you got enough sleep, last night.

*PHONE RINGS*

https://youtu.be/EcsU-9OpNMY

Mario: Uh-oh...

Meggy: What now?

Mario: John Pork is calling me!!!

Meggy: Who?!

SMG4: I don't hear your Phone, ringing!

Mario: You mustn't answer the Phone, if John Pork is calling you!

Meggy dragged Mario.

SMG4: Get well soon... I guess.