Chapter 6: Escape the Poolrooms

Luigi: *sigh*

Bowser: Come on, Luigi... just chill out...

Luigi: Sorry, Bowser... it's just that I'm worried about our friends...

Bowser: Don't worry! We'll find them in no time.

Luigi: I just hope nothing bad happens to our family...

Bowser: I wonder where Mario is...

Luigi: Oh, forget about him! He's said that he's finding our friends and family by himself.

Bowser: Aren't you worried about him?

Luigi: *sigh* I don't wanna have this conversation...

Bowser: Once we find the others... you need to come up with a proper apology!

Luigi: Whatever...

Then...

???: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Luigi: *GASP* PEOPLE!!!

Bowser: LET'S APPROACH THEM!!!

Meanwhile...

Mario: MEGGY?! SMG4?! KIDS?!

Mario started to freak out.

Mario: Oh God... I'm getting Claustrophobia... are the walls closing in?!?!?!

https://youtu.be/gmnwkg_Vy_E

Mario: AHH!!! CAVE SOUND!!!

Mario started to panic.

Mario: MEGGY?!?!?! ANYBODY HERE?!?!?!

...

Mario: HEY!!! ANYONE!!! HELLO?!?!?!

Over to SMG4's gang...

Melony: Are you enjoying this place?

Meggy: I did have a little swim, and to be fair... I don't even remember how we got here!

Bob: Have you been on the water-slide?! It's so much fun!!!

Meggy: I have!

Melony: Can I keep an eye on your kids while you go for another dip?

Meggy: If you want, Melony.

Tari: Come on, honey! Jump in this pool!!!

SMG4: Swim away, everyone! Imma do a BEEG Cannon-ball!

The others swam away.

Shroomy: OK, go for it!

SMG4: READY?!

Then...

Bowser: STOP!!!!!

Bowser arrived.

SMG4: Bowser?!

Bowser: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!

https://youtu.be/kZ_o9fdScQ4

*CRACK*

Whimpu: OUCH!!! I JUMPED IN THE SHALLOW END, AGAIN!!!

Kaizo: THERE'S SIGNS THAT TELL YOU WHICH END IS WHICH, YOU DIV!!!

Whimpu: But... I'm scared of the Deep End!!!

Kaizo: GO ON THE WATER-SLIDE, THEN!!!

Saiko: BOYS, SHUT UP!!!

...

SMG4: How did you get here?!

Bowser: All of you are literally 2 miles underneath London Heathrow!!! We need to get all of you out of here, right now!!!

SMG4: But...

Bowser: COME ON!!!

Everyone: Aww... ☹

Tari: Looks like the party's over...

Luigi: We're getting all of you out of here, right now!!!

Bob: Why do you have to be such a party-pooper?!

Luigi: Shut it, you!!!

Pio: How did you get here, son?

Luigi: We're 2 miles underneath London Heathrow!!! We're in a middle of a weird maze called; The Poolrooms! It's like the Backrooms, but it's flooded!!!

Meggy: Wait... THERE'S AN EXIT?!?!?!

Luigi: Yes!

Meggy: OMG, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Bob: I thought you were enjoying this place.

Meggy: I just remembered that we're actually in a Liminal space! I think it's time that we should start getting out of here and let's go home!!!

Bob: *sigh* I just wanna say a last goodbye to this fun place, before we go...

...

Pio: Where's Mario?

Luigi: Um... he's out there all alone, looking for you!

Meggy: WHAT?!?!?!

Pio: Why the hell is he all alone?!

Luigi: Um... the truth is... we had a little... row...

...

Meggy: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Luigi: Mario was being an idiot... he got my clothes wet and we started fighting and he's having some alone time...

Meggy: You do know that he's out in the Poolrooms all alone, right?! He's now probably freaking out by now!!!

Pio: You stupid idiot...

Luigi: Why am I getting blamed at?!

Pio: You need to come up with an apology when you see him!!!

Luigi: *sigh*

Meggy: Right, let's go.

Melony: Hang on, let's just get dried up and let's get our clothes back on.

Then...

SMG4: Um... where's our clothes?!

Tari: They were just right here!!!

Melony: WHAT?!?!?!

Saiko: OUR CLOTHES HAVE VANISHED INTO THIN AIR!!!

Whimpu: Isn't that a good thing?

Saiko: SHUT UP, YOU PERVERT!!!

...

Melony: Looks like we're getting out of here, half-naked...

Bob: I promise that I will NOT get turned on, during our escape!

Melony: Okay?

Later...

Bowser: Right! Listen up, everybody! We found you here, and now we're getting you out of here!!!

Meggy: But, where's Mario?!

Bowser: I have no idea...

Luigi: Listen, Meggy! He'll turn up!

Meggy: What do you mean?! He's out there all alone, and you were the one having a go at him!!!

Bowser: True, actually!

Luigi: Why are you literally pointing fingers at me?! He's the one who distracted by a lot of fun whilst being in the middle of a rescue mission!!!

SMG4: Classic Mario...

Pio: Oi! That's my son, you're talking about!

SMG4: Sorry...

...

Meggy: We need to find Mario!!!

Luigi: Calm down, Meggy!

Meggy: How can I calm down?! I'm now worried-sick about my husband!!!

Bowser: You also agreed that he should go on his own!!!

Luigi: Look, I was worried about all of you... but now, we've found you all! Now, let's get out of this place!!!

Meggy: WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MARIO!!!

Luigi: I bloody know!!! And, we will find him!!!

Meggy: But, it's your fault that he's by himself!!!

Luigi: He was the one who was dosing off, and was not helping at all!!!

...

Meggy: GRRR!!! 😡😡😡

https://youtu.be/14dHroamo2E

*KICK*

Luigi: OUCH!!!

Meggy: SCREW YOU, LUIGI!!! I'M GONNA GO FIND MY HUSBAND, ALL ALONE!!! Pio, look after my kids!!!

Meggy stormed off.

Pio: You OK, son?

Luigi: *sigh* If one more person asks me if I'm OK... I'm going to scream!!!

Meanwhile...

Obunga: There! This is what they'll get when they disobey my rules!!! When they arrive... they'll be in for a big surprise.

...

Obunga: And I'm taking these clothes with me, and I'm gonna donate them to a Charity shop.

Back with Meggy...

Meggy: MARIO?!?!?! ARE YOU THERE?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

There was no response.

Meggy: *sigh* He has to be around here, somewhere...

Then...

???: *sobbing*

Meggy: Do I hear... crying?!

Meggy went to investigate.

She found Mario!

Mario: *sobbing*

Meggy: OMG!!! MARIO?!?!?!

Mario: *sniff* H- Huh...?

Meggy: Sweet-heart?! Is that you?!

Mario: M- Meggy?! Baby?!

Meggy approached Mario.

Meggy: MARIO!!!

Mario: OMG!!! MEGGY!!! HUGGIE-WUGGIES!!!

*HUG*

Mario: MEGGY!!!

Meggy: It's okay... I'm here!

*KISS*

Meggy: You OK?!

Mario: *sniff*

Meggy: I heard what happened between you and Luigi...

Mario: *sigh* Don't tell me that you're siding with him...

Meggy: I kicked him in the Gonads.

Mario: Aww... that's my Girl.

...

Meggy: This place looks kinda relaxing...

Mario: Where's everybody else?

Meggy: They're on their way back up to the surface... the kids are fine, they're with your Dad.

Mario: I see...

Meggy: How are you feeling?

Mario: I'm still a bit depressed after I had that fight with Luigi...

...

Meggy: Hmm... I know what will cheer you up.

Mario: What would that be?

Meggy: You know... we never got a chance to have some fun, last night...

Mario: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Meggy: Do you wanna... fool around, a little?

Mario: You... are one sexy Girl.

Mario and Meggy starting snogging.