Chapter 5: The Poolrooms

22:01, 8 October 2022

Kaizo: To be honest... I don't think this place is bad after all!

Saiko: Hey, Meggy! You should join in!

Meggy: I will... it's just I'm worried about Mario and my kids.

Shroomy: I'm sure they'll be fine.

Meggy: Oh God... what if they're missing?! I'm getting worried-sick now!!!

Gino/Emily: Waaa!!!

Meggy: *gasp* Gino?! Emily?!

Shroomy: Oh, look! They're over there!

Meggy rushed to her children.

Pio: Hi, Meggy.

Meggy: Pio! Good to see you!

Gino/Emily: *cooing*

Meggy: My babies!

Pio: Don't worry, they're safe!

Meggy: It's okay, Mummy's here!

Pio: It's so good to be a Grandpa!

...

Meggy: So, how did you get here?

Pio: I fell asleep and then... I woke up in this weird place.

Meggy: I saw this weird face thing... and it came up to me really fast. And then, I ended up here...

Pio: Where's your clothes?

Meggy: Me and Mario were doing some kinky stuff.

Pio: Ah... I like it when young adults make love.

Tari: I must say... this place does look kinda fun!

SMG4: I have a bad feeling that we're gonna get brain-washed, by the end of the day...

Tari: Come on, honey! Don't be such a party-pooper and let's have some fun!

SMG4: But, we're stuck in a water-park in the middle of a mysterious maze!!!

Tari: Let me take my clothes off for you!

SMG4: OH, HELL YEAH!!! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!!!

Tari: OKIE-DOKIE!!!

Meanwhile...

Bowser: Well, here we are... The Poolrooms.

Luigi: I feel like this is like the Backrooms, but with Swimming Pools...

Bowser: Okay, guys. First things first... let's all stick together! We don't wanna get lost on our own!

Luigi: Good idea, and we should not get distracted by having fun while looking for everyone!

Bowser: I like your thinking.

Luigi: Mario, are you ready?

...

Luigi: Mario?

Mario was already having fun.

Mario: Woo-hoo!!! Come on, you two! Don't be such party-poopers!!!

Luigi: *sigh*

Bowser: Come on, Mario! We gotta go!

Mario: Okay! But first, I gotta go to the bathroom.

...

Mario: Okay, let's go.

Luigi: Did you just pee in the pool?!

Later...

Luigi: HELLO?!?!?! ANYONE HERE?!?!?!

Bowser: Hmm...

Luigi: What?

Bowser: If were underground... why is there sun-light?

...

Mario: Come on, guys! You're missing out on all of the fun!!!

Luigi: I don't wanna get my clothes wet.

Mario: Are you sure?

Luigi: Mario, stop taking the mick and help us!

Mario: Hmm... it would be a shame that if someone pushed you into the water.

Luigi: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Mario: Calm your tits! I wasn't gonna do it...

Luigi: Good.

Mario: BTW, have you seen that window?

Luigi: What about it?

Then...

*PUSH*

Luigi: AHH!!!

*SPLASH*

Mario: *LAUGHING* 😂😂😂

https://youtu.be/5skGCgFHsnA

Bowser: Jesus!!!

Luigi got up.

Luigi: I am going to kick... your... ass!!!

Mario: Look at me, I'm bloody shaking...

...

Bowser: You OK, Luigi?

Luigi: Do I look OK?!

Mario: Yes?

Luigi: Bloody hell!!! This pool is cold!!!

Mario: Well, I'm warm!

Luigi: I'm really cold! At least, down to my bones!

Bowser: He's gonna get Hypothermia, if we don't get him out of those wet clothes!

Mario: Take your clothes off, Luigi.

Luigi: Thanks a lot, bro! 😠

Mario: You're welcome!

Luigi took his clothes off.

Luigi: I'm still cold...

Mario: Keep swimming until you get warm.

Mario swam away.

Luigi: Mario, wait for us!

Bowser: *sigh*

ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER...

Mario: What's that? It looks like a gun.

Luigi: It looks like something from G-MOD.

Bowser: Well, whatever it is. That is NOT a toy!

Mario picked it up.

Luigi: Er... Mario?! Be careful with that thing!

Mario: Relax, Luigi. It's probably not loaded.

*BANG*

Bowser: AHH!!!

Luigi: *GASP* OH... MY... GOD!!!

Bowser's shell disappeared.

Bowser: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!!! 😱😱😱

Mario/Luigi: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!!! 😱😱😱

Bowser: MY SHELL IS GONE!!! I'M NAKED!!!

Luigi: MARIO, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!

Mario: I DUNNO!!! THIS MUST BE A REMOVER TOOL!!!

Luigi: OMG!!! First, you get distracted by swimming for fun... Then, you ruin my clothes... And now, you shot Bowser's shell!!! AND HERE WE ARE, ARGUING IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE... WITH JUST OUR UNDER-PANTS ON, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN WEARING ANY SWIMMING TRUNKS!!!

Mario: What are you trying to say?! That this is all my fault?!

Luigi: IT LOOKS LIKE IT!!!

Mario: WE'RE IN A MIDDLE OF A RESCUE MISSION!!! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!

Bowser: And, I think we're lost...

Luigi: Oh, great... Just great!!!

Mario: WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!

Luigi: LOOK AT ME AND BOWSER!!! YOU DID THIS, YOU KNOW!!!

Mario: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BLAME ME, FOR EVERYTHING?!?!?!

Luigi: BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD!!!

Mario: GO ON, THEN!!! CALL ME WHAT YOU LIKE!!! BECAUSE I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!!!

*PUSH*

Mario: DON'T YOU PUSH ME!!!!!