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Chapter 7: Back to the Surface

22:01, 8 October 2022

Bowser: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

SMG4: You are locked in, due to disobeying my rules?!

Saiko: What does that mean?!

Luigi: OMG!!! President Obunga must've locked us all in, because Mario pushed the Bot out of the lift!!!

...

Bob: Well, looks like it's back to the Water-park!

*SMACK*

Bob: Ow...

Shroomy: Hmm... looks like it's sealed shut!

SMG4: OMG... what are we gonna do, now?! We're all literally half-naked trying to escape this place!!!

Boopkins: Um... not all of us.

Rob: And, I'm a scarecrow.

...

Luigi: Wait a minute...

Pio: What is it, son?

Luigi: Me, Mario and Bowser found something before we had that fight!!!

Bowser: You mean... that Removal Tool?!

Luigi: Hang on, everyone! I'll be right back!!!

Pio: Where are you going?!

Luigi: I'm gonna find Mario and Meggy, by myself... And, I'm gonna get us out of here!!!

Luigi rushed away.

Saiko: Do you think it's strange that we're wearing nothing but our underpants and our bikinis?

Kaizo: This is a weird episode... no wonder why it's rated 15+...

Meanwhile...

Meggy: How do you feel now, Mario?

Mario: Honestly... I'm starting to feel better!

Meggy: That's good to know!

Mario: I don't even remember how we got here, now!

Then...

Luigi: MARIO?!?!?! MEGGY?!?!?!

Mario: Oh... I remember now! We're trying to get out of here!!! We need to go, right now!!!

Meggy: Okay! But first, I gotta go to the bathroom.

...

Meggy: Okay, let's go.

Mario: Did you just pee in the pool?

Later...

Mario: Alright?

Luigi: Alright?

Mario: What's with that G-MOD gun?

Luigi: We've got a situation at where we started...

Mario: What do you mean?

Luigi: Obunga has locked us in!!!

Mario: Wait... WHAT?!?!?!

Luigi: We all trapped down here, and I'm so lucky to find this Removal tool that I've found after we had that fight!!!

Mario: Bloody hell!!!

...

Luigi: Listen, bro... I'm sorry we fought... I was worried about our friends and family, that's all...

Mario: I'm... sorry, too...

*HUG*

Meggy: Aww...

Luigi: *sniff* What's that smell?

Mario: That is the smell of After-sex.

...

Luigi: *sigh* For God's sake, you two!!!

Meggy: What? I was trying to cheer him up!

Later...

Bowser: Oh, good! Mario's here!

Mario: Um... are we having a Spring Break holiday or something?

SMG4: Don't ask...

...

Mario: Wow... we really are trapped in here, huh?

Pio: We are...

Mario: Hmm... looks like I got bad news... The gun only has ONE shot left.

SMG4: Please don't screw it up!!!

Mario: Right! Stand back, everyone!

Mario pulled the trigger.

*BANG*

And... The cage disappeared.

Shroomy: OMG!!! The cage is gone!!!

Everyone: HOORAY!!!

Mario: Right! Let's get out of this hell-hole, right now!!!

Bowser: Um... hang on a minute!!!

Mario: What's wrong?

Bowser: I saw that the lift only fits about 5 people...

...

Mario: *sigh*

ABOUT 30 MINUTES LATER...

Bob: *sigh* It's about bloody time!!!

Boopkins: It must be tiring having to go back and forth in that lift...

Luigi: And, it's a good job we actually blew up that lift with a Grenade.

...

Mario: Right, everyone! We have made it back to the surface of the Earth!

Saiko: Where are we, exactly?

Mario: We're in a Holiday Inn in London Heathrow Airport!

Rob: This place kinda looks like a Liminal space.

Mario: We should be getting out of here in no time! Let's just quickly get out of this place and let's all go home!!!

Whimpu: BTW, why is there a Throne in here?

Bowser: That's Obunga's throne...

Mario: *cough* Neck kisser!

Bowser: I heard that!!!

Meggy: Right, let's go!

The whole SMG4 gang were on their way out of the Holiday Inn.

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