Chapter 2: A Bad Turn of Events

Mario: Can you believe that the new Mario Kart will have 24 Racers?

SMG4: Imagine GCN Baby Park with 24 Racers on 200cc.

Mario: That's gonna be a wild Race.

SMG4: But, sadly I doubt that's gonna happen... I don't think Nintendo would make the same Retro Track twice in a row, in the next Mario Kart.

Mario: There are Mods & Custom Tracks, you know.

SMG4: Yeah, I know.

Mario: But, why is the new leaked Track set in Radiator Springs?

SMG4: Maybe, one of the new Karts is Lightning McQueen.

Mario: You do have a point.

SMG4: Anyways, are you looking forward to get your Hands on the Switch 2?

Mario: I sure am... but why call it that, anyway? It feels like a Fan-made name.

SMG4: But, it's canon.

Mario: I'm guessing Nintendo just ran out of ideas on what to call it... and then, they were like; "Screw it... slap in a number 2!" We're making a Sequel to the Switch!

SMG4: Okay?

Mario: It's like Mr. Krabs has built the Krusty Krab 2, next to the original Krusty Krab... but it's Nintendo and Nintendo Switches.

SMG4: You do have a point.

Mario: Anyways, I sure can't wait for Mario Kart 9 + Lightning McQueen DLC for Switch 2.

SMG4: Me too.

Meggy stormed in.

Meggy: GUYS... THE NEWS!!!

Mario: Huh?

SMG4: Um... okay? What's on the News?

On the News Channel...

TV: BREAKING NEWS... The Shooter who shot and killed a CEO has been caught and arrested in a local McDonald's! The Shooter has been identified as Luigi... and now, the World is now a better place that the Shooter has been caught.

SMG4: Please tell me that's a joke!!!

Meggy: I wish it was... Luigi has been arrested whilst on a Day Out with Pomni!!!

SMG4: OMG!!!

Mario: Are you taking the piss?!

SMG4: I wish we were.

Mario: ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS?!?!?!

SMG4: Mario, we know!!!

Mario: THEY USED AN AI IMAGE TO MAKE A NEWS STORY!!!

...

SMG4: Mario, your Brother is in trouble!

Mario: He'll be fine... we bail him out.

Meggy: That won't be necessary... I got off the Phone with Pomni, and Bailing him out won't be possible!

SMG4: WHAT?!?!?!

Meggy: He's going straight to Court... TONIGHT!!!

SMG4: Tonight?!

Meggy: I'm sorry... but I'm gonna have to go to Lawyer Mode, now.

Mario: Eh?! But, what about the Match?!

Meggy: Sorry Mario... we might have to wait until the next Home Game.

Mario: NO... ME WANT TO GO TO ANFIELD!!!

Meggy: Mario, if you wanna go to the Football Game and not support your own Brother... you're gonna have to go, by yourself.

Mario: Fine... I'll go, by myself! Luigi screwed up my Weekend, anyway!

SMG4: Mario, Luigi didn't do anything!

Mario: GRRR... Stupid Luigi!

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow!

SMG4: He didn't do anything!!!

Meanwhile...

PC Hammer: Gov, this was the Victim's Wife.

Gov Oof: What's your name, Ma'am?

Bonnie: My name is Bonnie.

Gov Oof: I am so sorry for your loss, Bonnie.

Bonnie: *sniff* Who would kill my Husband?! He loved his job as a CEO!!!

Gov Oof: Well, we may have caught the Shooter that killed your Husband.

Bonnie: Okay?

Gov Oof: We're gonna take you to a Room where you can see an Identity Parade through a Glass Window, but it's one of those Glasses where one side is a Window and the other side is a Mirror.

Bonnie: I see.

Gov Oof: Are you ready?

Bonnie: I- I think so.

Later...

Gov Oof: Don't worry, they can't see us... especially you.

Bonnie: Okay?

Bonnie looked through the Window.

Luigi: I don't even know why I'm here... It's gotta be one of these 3 Luigi clones!

Gov Oof: Okay Bonnie... I've showed the CCTV Image, can you see the Shooter?

Bonnie: *GASP* NUMBER 2!!!

Gov Oof: Fine, go to the Toilet.

Bonnie: NO, THAT'S HIM... NUMBER 2 IS THE SHOOTER!!! HE KILLED MY HUSBAND!!!

Gov Oof: Oh... you did really well.

Gov Oof went to the Speaker.

Gov Oof: *SPEAKER* Number 2... you are officially busted.

Luigi: WHAT?!?!?!

Gov Oof: *SPEAKER* Numbers 1, 3 & 4... you're free to go.

The others left.

Luigi: THIS IS RIDICULOUS... I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Luigi started to cry.

Luigi: *sobbing* I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! 😭😭😭

Gov Oof: *SPEAKER* Time to go to Court, CEO Killer!

Luigi: NO!!!

At the Court House...

Kirby: ORDER... ORDER... ORDER!!! I am the honourable Judge Kirby... and today, we will be hearing the case of Luigi, who is being accused of Murder by shooting a CEO to death! Luigi, how do you plead?

Luigi: Not Guilty!!!

L. Kong: That's what all Murderers say.

Luigi: Listen, I didn't do this Crime!!!

Pomni: It's true!

Kirby: What is your side of the Story?

Pomni: I was with Luigi, the whole time!

L. Kong: Oh really?! Well, where were you at approximately 6:30pm... on the evening when the CEO was shot dead?!

Pomni: *sigh* I was in the Digital Circus... getting ready to see Luigi.

L. Kong: So... are you saying that you weren't with Luigi, when the shooting took place?

Pomni: No.

L. Kong: Luigi, where were you when at approximately 6:30pm... last night?

Luigi: I was locking up my Flower Shop, for Closing time.

L. Kong: Was anybody with you, at the time?

Luigi: I was on my own.

L. Kong: Where did you go, after that?

Luigi: I went straight Home!

L. Kong: Oh really? Let's take a look at the CCTV Image.

The CCTV Image was reaveled.

L. Kong: Who is that behind the CEO, Luigi?

Luigi: THAT'S NOT ME!!!

L. Kong: That's your face, Luigi!!!

Luigi: NO!!!

Kirby: Well, I'll be damned.

Meggy: OBJECTION... How is Luigi at 2 places at once?!

SMG4: It looks like a Mask!

L. Kong: Well, the Jury has already reached a Verdict.

Kirby: Very well... On the count of committing Murder... do you find Luigi... Guilty or Not Guilty?

L. Kong: We find Luigi...

https://youtu.be/Ysp7YMn-3PQ

L. Kong: GUILTY!!!

Everyone: *SCREAMS* WHAT?!?!?! 😱😱😱

Kirby: Luigi... you have been found; Guilty, for shooting a CEO to death! I sentence you to 10 Years in Prison!!!

*GAVEL BANG*

Luigi: 10 YEARS?!?!?!

Kirby: Anything to say, before you enjoy your stay in your new Home?

Luigi: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Kirby: Take him away.

The Guards took Luigi away.

SMG4: YOUR HONOUR... THIS IS BULL-CRAP!!!

Kirby: Whatever... I'm going Home.

Pomni: *SCREAMS* NNNNNOOOOO... LUIGI!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

SMG4: I can't believe this!

Pomni: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Meggy: This is ridiculous!

After that...

Mario: Hey everyone... I just got back from the Match! And, guess who got an easy W? That's right, we won 4 - 1... What a result, am I right?

Pomni: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Mario: Wow... the pressure is already setting in.

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow!

SMG4: YOU CHOSE FOOTBALL, OVER YOU SUPPORTING LUIGI?!?!?!

Mario: But, we got a result.

SMG4: Yeah... Liverpool may have got a result, but not for us!!!

Mario: Eh?

Meggy: Luigi has been sent to Prison for 10 Years!!!

Mario: What did he do?

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow... stop hitting me!!!

SMG4: THE POLICE HAVE SENT AWAY, AN INNOCENT MAN!!!

Meggy: He was accused of Murder!

Mario: Why don't we bail him out?

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

Mario: OW... WHAT NOW?!?!?!

SMG4: Next time, I won't use my Hand... I'm gonna hit you with a Cricket Bat!!!

Mario: Okay... sorry!!!

SMG4: ALSO, YOU CAN'T BAIL SOMEONE OUT OF PRISON!!!

Mario: I'm out of ideas.

SMG4: Useless...

Mario: I'm gonna have a Beer.

Mario went into the Kitchen.

Pomni: *sniff* What am I gonna do, now?!

Meggy: Well, we gotta get Luigi out of Prison!

SMG4: That's a great idea... we gotta prove that Luigi is innocent!

Pomni: But, how are we gonna do that?

Meggy: Maybe, Auri can help us.

SMG4: We'll do that.

Pomni: Poor Luigi...

Mario: You could help Luigi escape!

SMG4: That's it... I'm getting the Cricket Bat.

Mario: AHH... I TAKE IT BACK!!!

SMG4: That's what I thought.

Meanwhile...

Mark: Welcome to your new Home.

Luigi: I can't believe this is happening to me!

Mark: Well, you shouldn't have shot someone dead... should you?

Luigi: It wasn't me.

Mark: You're gonna be sharing a Cell with a new Cell-mate.

Luigi: *gulp* Oh God.

Mark: Enjoy your stay.

Mark grabbed Luigi.

Luigi: Ow... get off!

Mark: Get in there!

Mark threw Luigi into a Cell.

Mark: Goodnight.

He then locked the Cell door.

In the Cell...

Luigi: Um... excuse me? Are you my Cell-mate.

Diddy: Welcome to Hell.

Luigi: You look familiar.

Diddy: I am Diddy Kong... and I've been in this Hell-hole for a few Months.

Luigi: I see.

Diddy: Would you like some Baby Oil? It's good for your Skin.

Luigi: Why Baby Oil?

Diddy: I have no idea why.

Luigi: Okay?

Diddy: Also, I'm required by Law to tell you that I am a Registered Predator.

Luigi: Why?

Diddy: It's not because of the Baby Oil... it's because I peed next to a Kid, and some of it splashed on him whilst I was on a trip at the Zoo.

Luigi: Why would you do that in the first place?

Diddy: It was an accident.

Luigi: Did the Kid appear out of nowhere or something?

Diddy: Also, I threw Poop at another Child's face... that was also by accident.

...

Luigi: *sigh*

Diddy: What are you in for?

Luigi: *sniff* Something that I didn't do.

Diddy: I feel your pain, Brother.

Luigi: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭