Chapter 1: Arrested

https://youtu.be/4GWgRNZYLMA

(SATURDAY 25 JANUARY 2025)

Luigi: Good morning, beautiful.

Pomni: Good morning to you, too.

*KISS*

Pomni: What do you wanna do, today?

Luigi: Well, I think I got the perfect day planned.

Pomni: You say that every week.

Luigi: Technically, I think I got the perfect day of the Month planned.

Pomni: Okay?

Luigi: I reckon we should explore some Shops at the City Centre... then, we have Lunch over there... and in the Afternoon, I got you an extra Ticket for the Football Match, and after that... we'll play a bit of Video Games whilst eating Dinner, and we'll have a Romantic Bath, go to Pub, watch a bit of TV before we go to sleep.

Pomni: That sounds like the perfect day of the Month.

Luigi: But first, let's get some Breakfast.

Pomni: Certainly.

Luigi: I'll stick that Kettle on.

Pomni: You are such a Gentleman.

*KISS*

Later...

Pomni: OMG!!!

Luigi: What?

Pomni: Have you seen the Paper, this Morning?

Luigi: What's wrong?

Pomni: A CEO has been shot dead.

Luigi: Oh dear!

Pomni: *sigh* That poor CEO... he must've had a Family.

Luigi: Well, what can you do? We live on a dangerous Planet.

Pomni: Tell me about it.

Luigi: People just murder each other, every Year.

Pomni: Haven't they learnt a lesson about killing people is wrong?!

Luigi: They just wanna do it, anyway.

Pomni: What is wrong with People?!

...

Luigi: Was the CEO shot dead, did you say?

Pomni: Yeah.

Luigi: Guns are illegal in the UK, you know... not even British Police Officers carry Guns! Except for Trained Armed Police.

Pomni: Why does the USA find Guns, absolutely fine?!

Luigi: I have no idea... the USA scares me, sometimes.

Pomni: There's no sign of a suspect yet.

Luigi: Well, that Shooter will get caught... I'm telling you.

Pomni: Anyways, let's have our Breakfast.

Luigi: Okay, and after that... let's have our Day out.

Pomni: Can't wait for that.

A FEW HOURS LATER...

Pomni: Wow... what a Morning we had.

Luigi: I know, right.

Pomni: All we did was explore Shops, but we didn't bother getting anything.

Luigi: Well, I just wanted to get out of the Castle and have a beautiful date with you.

Pomni: Aww...

*KISS*

Luigi: So, what shall we do for Lunch?

Pomni: I dunno... what would you fancy?

Luigi: I dunno... what would you fancy?

Pomni: I dunno... what would you fancy?

Luigi: I dunno... what would you fancy?

Pomni: I dunno... what would you fancy?

Luigi: I dunno... what would you fancy?

Pomni: Okay, I think we're acting like a bunch of idiots.

Luigi: Yeah, we're crazy.

Pomni: Hmm...

Luigi: Hmm...

Pomni: McD's?

Luigi: McD's.

At McDonald's...

Luigi: What would you like, sweetie?

Pomni: Can I have Chicken McNuggets, please?

Luigi: Of course, you can.

Pomni: What are you having?

Luigi: I'm gonna get myself a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Pomni: That sounds yummy.

Grimace: O_O

Grimace was shocked about something.

Grimace: Uh-oh!!!

He then ran off.

Luigi: What was that?

Pomni: Don't know, don't care.

Luigi: Anyways, let's order.

Pomni: Okie-dokie.

Luigi: Also, I'm paying for both of our Foods... because I am a Gentleman.

Pomni: You sure are.

Luigi: Find a Table for us, Pom-Pom.

Pomni: Will do.

*KISS*

Later...

Luigi: Lunch Time!

Pomni: Woo-Hoo... let's eat!

Luigi: Cheers.

*CLINK*

Pomni: This reminds me of another adventure that I did, the other week.

Luigi: What was about, this time.

Pomni: Us working at a Fast Food place.

Luigi: How did that go?

Pomni: Well... I was the Cashier, Gangle was the Manager... Jax asked me if I was alright, for a change... one of the Customers reminded me of that Gummy Crocodile that I met when I glitched out of that Candy Canyon World, and Ragatha was tripping Balls.

Luigi: Why was Ragatha tripping Balls?

Pomni: I think it was something to do with her, accidentally squirting some Magic Sauce in her Eye... which caused her to be high as hell.

Luigi: What's in that Sauce? Crack?

Pomni: If it caused her to be that high, then it must've done.

Luigi: I don't see that place surviving soon... I can sense the Lawsuits coming.

Pomni: Yeah.

...

Luigi: How's your Nuggy's?

Pomni: Yummy Nuggy's.

Luigi: Good.

Pomni: So, what time does the Football Match start?

Luigi: 3:00pm.

Pomni: Who's playing?

Luigi: Liverpool are at Home today, and we're playing Ipswich Town.

Pomni: Okay.

Luigi: We already played Ipswich, back in August... but that was an Away game.

Pomni: So, every Club plays each other twice in the League?

Luigi: Yeah, we were Away... and today, we're playing them again but at our Home Ground... the same Clubs play each other twice in the League, Home & Away!

Pomni: Ah... I get it now.

Luigi: After we finished our Lunch, we'll head straight back to get ready.

Pomni: I see.

Luigi: If we win today... nothing is gonna ruin this perfect day.

Pomni: Fingers crossed.

Luigi: What can go wrong?

Grimace: THERE HE IS!!!

Luigi: What was that?

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/gZGH9pgttWE

Cop Bro: FREEZE... GET ON THE FLOOR, RIGHT NOW!!!

Luigi: Wait... WHAT?!?!?!

Cop Bro: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!!!

Luigi: W- WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!

Cop Bro: HE'S RESISTING!!!

*TACKLE*

Cop Bro tackled Luigi.

Luigi: AHH!!!

Gov Oof: CUFF HIM!!!

Pomni: LUIGI!!!

Luigi: OW... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

Gov Oof: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!?!?!

Luigi: L- Luigi!!!

Gov Oof: Luigi, I'm arresting you for Murder!!!

Luigi: WHAT?!?!?!

Gov Oof: We caught you on CCTV, shooting down that CEO!!!

Luigi: BUT, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Gov Oof: Tell that to the Judge!!!

The Officers took Luigi away.

Luigi: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!!!

Pomni: LUIGI!!!

Ronald: *sigh* Criminals... coming into one of my Restaurants!

Pomni: O- OMG!!!

At the Police Station...

Cop Bro: I got the little Toe-Rag, who shot that CEO!!!

PC Hammer: Okay... name?

Luigi: What?

PC Hammer: Name?!

Luigi: L- Luigi?

PC Hammer: Time of Arrest?

Cop Bro: 12:10pm.

PC Hammer: Personal belongings, please. 

Cop Bro: Empty your Pockets!

Luigi: I don't understand what--

Cop Bro: EMPTY!!!

Luigi: *gulp*

Luigi emptied his Pockets.

PC Hammer: Right, Luigi... as of Saturday 25th January 2025... you have been arrested on suspicion of Murder... anything you would like to say?

Luigi: I want my Lawyer!!!

PC Hammer: Put him in a Cell.

Luigi: BUT, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Gov Oof: Just get rid of him!

In the Cell...

Cop Bro: Right, this is your Cell... Enjoy your stay, Evil Shooter!

Luigi: W- What the bloody hell is going on?!

Cop Bro: You're the suspect for the Murder of a CEO... we caught you on CCTV.

Luigi: But, I didn't shoot the poor git!

Cop Bro: Is that what you call your Victim? A poor git?

Luigi: I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Cop Bro: Say that for the Interview.

Luigi: GET MY LAWYER ON THE PHONE!!!

Cop Bro: Calm down.

Cop Bro went away.

Luigi: I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM!!!

https://youtu.be/zwy-lqbm034

Luigi was now locked in.

Luigi: I'M INNOCENT!!!

At Reception...

Gov Oof: Hello, how can I help?

Pomni: I'm Pomni Jester... and you've arrested my Boy-friend for no reason!

Gov Oof: Who?

Pomni: Luigi!

Gov Oof: Sorry love... you can't bail out Luigi, he was arrested on suspicion of Murder.

Pomni: But, he's innocent... he hasn't done anything!

Gov Oof: Sorry... Bail has been refused, and he's going straight to Court.

Pomni: Why are doing this?!

Gov Oof: Look, we have him on CCTV... and he's on the Image! The Camera doesn't lie.

Pomni: Eh?!

Gov Oof: I'm sorry... but you can't bail him out.

Pomni: OH MY ACTUAL GOD!!!

Pomni stormed out.