Chapter 3: A Plan to Save Luigi

THE NEXT MORNING...

Diddy: Morning, Luigi.

Luigi: *sigh*

Yoshi: What's up with him?

Diddy: Luigi, I'm sure you seen Yoshi before.

Luigi: How long has Yoshi been here? He got sent here when he did Fraud.

Yoshi: I don't know, I've lost track of time... how long ago was Pre-COVID Lockdown again?

Diddy: Yoshi has been sentenced to 7 Years... he's got about 2 Years left.

Yoshi: I can't wait to get out of here... you can't even escape here.

Luigi: I see.

Yoshi: This is a Highly Secured Prison... where no Prisoner can escape! And, no Prisoners hasn't murdered each other since.

Diddy: There's no Weapons here.

Luigi: Did anyone drop the Soap?

Diddy: There are Private Cubicles, where no one can see each other Special Areas.

Luigi: This is a smart Prison.

Yoshi: Tell me about it... I think American Prisons are turning Straight Inmates into Homosexual Rapists.

Mark: OI, YOU THREE... IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!!!

Yoshi: Oh yeah... the Guards here are so mean.

Diddy: It's time for Breakfast.

Luigi: *sigh*

Meanwhile...

Meggy: Okay... Luigi has spent a Night in a Prison Cell, and we need to prove that Luigi is innocent.

Pomni: How are we gonna do that?

SMG4: Obviously... those Officers are idiots, because we saw that CCTV Image... and that kinda looked like a Mask.

Meggy: Exactly!

SMG4: So, what's our plan?

Meggy: We go to Luigi's Flower Shop... we ask Auri to come over there and help us, and maybe he can identify the CCTV Image.

Pomni: I just remembered something!

Meggy: What it is?

Pomni: There's a CCTV Camera outside the Shop!

SMG4: Thank God!

Meggy: Maybe, Auri can get us some CCTV Tapes from Luigi's Flower Shop!

SMG4: That'll prove Luigi is innocent.

Meggy: Okay everyone... let's save Luigi!

Pomni: We're getting you out, Luigi!

At SMG3's Café...

Mario: Luigi has been locked up behind Bars, and he's done nothing.

SMG3: How?

Mario: He shot dead a CEO.

SMG3: Did he?

Mario: No.

SMG3: Then, who did?

Mario: I dunno... He was at 2 places at once, apparently!

SMG3: Was he?

*SMACK*

SMG3: Ow!

Mario: OF COURSE, HE WASN'T!!!

...

SMG3: So, what's happening now?

Mario: Well, Luigi is in Prison... and the others are gonna try to figure out how to get him out of there.

SMG3: How are they gonna do that?

Mario: They're gonna try to change the Law's Mind.

SMG3: Hasn't the Case already closed?

Mario: Sort of.

SMG3: Damn...

Mario: Well, the problem is... we've booked ourselves a Couples Weekend away in the February holidays! And, Luigi & Pomni are one of them!

SMG3: Couples only?

Mario: Yes... you're not coming!

SMG3: Where are you going?

Mario: We're going to Newcastle... which is in the North-East.

SMG3: You're off to Geordie Land?

Mario: Yeah... their Geordie Accents get on my Nerves, sometimes.

SMG3: I think they're alright.

...

Mario: Anyways, we gotta get Luigi out of there!

SMG3: We?

Mario: I want you to help me get Luigi out.

SMG3: Hang on... I thought you said the others are gonna sort that out.

Mario: Well, the Officers are stupid... and they're not gonna listen to them!

SMG3: What are you saying?

Mario: I need your help on breaking into Prison, and get Luigi out of there.

SMG3: W- W- What?!

Mario: We're gonna plan a Prison Heist.

SMG3: ...

Mario: Did you hear me?

SMG3: That is the most dumbest and stupidest idea, I have ever heard!!!

Mario: There's gonna be Pizza, after we do this!

SMG3: No!

Mario: I'll buy you something... but not a new Car!

SMG3: Piss off!

Mario: How about a sexy Massage from an Anime Hottie?

SMG3: Goodbye.

SMG3 was about to leave.

Mario: I'll leak your Sussy Notebook.

SMG3: ALRIGHT, I'M IN!!!

Mario: *wheezes* Works every time.

Back in Prison...

Luigi: *sigh*

Diddy: You gotta feel the pain for the poor Bloke.

Yoshi: I felt this pain for Years.

Diddy: The Boy is upset that he was framed.

Yoshi: I was framed too!

Diddy: All you did was Fraud!

Yoshi: I needed Money to pay some Sexy Birdos.

Diddy: Birdo is a Transgender.

Yoshi: Y- You are joking, right?

Diddy: Birdo is a Male... but identifies as Female.

Yoshi: B- But, that's impossible!

Diddy: ...

Yoshi: O- OMG... OMG... I... OH GOD... OH MY SWEET JESUS!!! 😱😱😱

...

Luigi: Why am I even here?

Diddy: Oi, Luigi!

Luigi: What?

Diddy: None of us want to be here.

Luigi: Well, it was kinda your fault that all of you are here... but not for me!

Yoshi: Technically... it was the Pigs' fault!!!

Luigi: You commit Crimes... you get sent here!

Diddy: I didn't know Sex was a Crime.

Luigi: Rape.

Diddy: Oh... but what about my Baby Oil?

Luigi: I don't even wanna know what you were doing with Baby Oil.

Diddy: Good... don't.

Luigi: I WANNA GO HOME!!!

Yoshi: Tough, you're stuck here.

Luigi: I'M GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING!!!

Yoshi: I think you already did.

Luigi: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

Diddy: Oh, well done!

Yoshi: Me? What did I do?

Diddy: Just shut up!

Back with Mario...

Mario: Okay... the Prison that Luigi is trapped in, is highly secured... probably higher than Fort Knox! We need to figure out how to capture Luigi and let him escape.

SMG3: Well, this is gonna be a risky Mission... I'm telling you.

Mario: Some of us may die... but it's a sacrifice, I am willing to make.

SMG3: We're not gonna die!

Mario: Okay then... what's your suggestion, Mr. Smarty-Pants?

SMG3: I dunno... what do you think?

Mario: Hmm... what if we get Prison Guard Uniform?

SMG3: Okay, good start... write that down!

Mario: We can disguise ourselves as Prison Guards.

SMG3: But, where do we get the Uniform?

Mario: We beat them up until they're unconscious!!!

SMG3: What?!

Mario: I'm also writing that down!

SMG3: I was gonna say we can get them from a Costume Shop!

Mario: I don't think the Guards will believe that we're actual Guards by wearing Princess Fairy Costumes!

SMG3: What?! I meant Prison Guard Costumes!

Mario: Whatever...

...

SMG3: What's the next plan?

Mario: The next plan is...

Mario froze.

SMG3: Mario?

Mario: I have no idea.

SMG3: *grunts* Ugh... let me tell you my Plan, instead!

Mario: Go on.

SMG3: We disguise ourselves as Delivery Drivers... we say that we got a Delivery for a new TV, we bring the Crate into the Prison, we find Luigi and we put him into the Crate, and finally we quickly bring the Crate back into the Truck with Luigi inside.

Mario: You're a Genius!!!

Mario wrote the Plan down.

Mario: Right, it's agreed... that's our plan!

SMG3: Good.

Mario: But, how do we get a Delivery Truck?

SMG3: Doesn't Luigi's Flower Shop has Delivery Trucks?

Mario: Oh yeah... they do, actually.

SMG3: Perfect.

Mario: Let's do this!

Meanwhile...

SMG4: Okay, we're here.

Pomni: It looks like it's closed.

SMG4: Damn.

Pomni: But, I do have the Keys to the Building!

SMG4: Oh, thank God.

Meggy: Hang on... I'm gonna ring Auri, and hopefully he can join us.

SMG4: Okay, hurry up!

Meggy called Auri.

*PHONE CALLING*

Meggy: Come on, Auri.

[PICK UP]

Auri: Hello? Auri Bori, speaking.

Meggy: Auri, it's Meggy.

Auri: Meggy, how are you?

Meggy: Not good... did you see the News, recently?

Auri: I did... it's a shame about Luigi, isn't it?

Meggy: Listen... me and the gang are gonna prove that Luigi is innocent, and I want you to come to Luigi's Flower Shop and meet us there.

Auri: Well, I'd love to... but I can't.

Meggy: You can't?! Why?!

Auri: I'm away.

Meggy: Away?! Where are you?!

Auri was in Brighton.

Auri: I'm in the South Coast... in Brighton.

Meggy: Brighton?! What are you doing in Brighton?!

Auri: I'm having the time of my life that's what I'm doing... I'm on the Palace Pier, whilst enjoying an Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.

*LICK*

Auri: Chocolate as Fudge.

Meggy: OMG... THE ONE TIME WE NEED YOUR HELP, AND YOU'RE AWAY!!!

Auri: Relax... I'll be back tomorrow.

Meggy: YOU'RE FREAKING USELESS!!!

[HANG UP]

Auri: *sigh* Women.

Auri put his Phone away.

Auri: Right... Ice Cream!

Seagull: *POOPS* 💩

The Seagull's Poop landed on Auri's Ice Cream.

Auri: *NOSE SIGH* 😡😡😡😡😡

Meggy: GAAAHHH!!!!! 😡😡😡

Pomni: Let me guess... he's not coming.

Meggy: Auri's in the South Coast.

SMG4: Well, at this time in 3 weeks... we'll be in the North-East Coast.

Meggy: What do we do now?

SMG4: We'll still go in... Pomni has the Keys.

Meggy: SMG4, you naughty Boy... you still wanna get the Tape?

SMG4: It's the only way!

Meggy: Alright, fine.

Pomni: Soon enough... we're gonna save Luigi, prove that he's innocent, and those Prison Guards will release Luigi in no time.

SMG4: Okay, let's get in... hopefully, the Building is empty.

SMG4, Meggy & Pomni went inside.

Later...

Mario: Okay... the Truck is right there.

SMG3: Do we have the Keys?

Mario: What?

SMG3: You need Keys to start the Engine.

Mario: Maybe, it's Push to Start... you'll never know.

Mario looked through the Window.

Mario: Aw crap... it needs Keys.

SMG3: SO, WE GOT NO KEYS?!?!?!

Mario: We can break the Window... we played GTA 5, and we can make it start.

SMG3: If we do that... it'll set off the Alarm.

Mario: Hey, SMG3.

SMG3: What?

Mario had the Keys.

Mario: I DO HAVE THE KEYS... They were in the Key Bowl, back at the Castle!

SMG3: *sigh* Not funny...

Mario: I'll drive.

SMG3: I call, Shotgun.

Mario started the Engine, and drove off.