Chapter 5: The Misunderstanding

THE NEXT MORNING...

Mario: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Annabelle: Aww... the poor thing is still tired.

Mario: *wakes up* Huh?

Annabelle: Wakey-wakey, Sleepy-Head.

Mario: *yawn* 

Annabelle: Morning, Mario.

Mario: W- What?

Annabelle: I made ya some Coffee... and it's literally Goth Water, like.

Mario: I- I thought... Monster Energy was Goth Water.

Mario realised...

Mario: W- What the... ANNABELLE?!?!?!

Annabelle: Are you alright?

Mario: D- DID I JUST FALL ASLEEP HERE?!?!?!

Annabelle: Yeah, ya literally passed out.

Mario: OMG... That means--

*PHONE RINGS*

Mario: O- Oh no... I am so dead!!!

Annabelle: Oh dear!

Mario: *gulp* I have got a lot of explaining to do!

[PICK UP]

Mario: Um... hello?

SMG4: MARIO... WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?! MEGGY HAS WOKEN UP IN AN EMPTY BED, AND YOU'RE NOT AT THE AIRBNB!!! SHE'S WORRIED-SICK!!!

Mario: *sigh* Let me tell you something... the Truth is, that I couldn't sleep... so, I went out for a little over-night Walk! Then, I literally passed out... and now, I've woken up in some random stranger's House!

SMG4: GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE AIRBNB, RIGHT NOW!!!

Mario: And, good morning to you too.

[HANG UP]

Mario: *sigh* Annabelle... I gotta go!

Annabelle: Hang on... wait!

Mario: Thanks for the Coffee, but I don't need it!

Annabelle: Mario!!!

Mario rushed out.

Annabelle: Oh no... he's gonna be busted!

Eventually... Mario arrived.

Mario: *panting* H- Hey guys... I'm back! I'm sorry that I wasn't in Bed with you, Meggy!

Everyone: O_O

Mario: What?

Meggy: M- Mario... WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!?!

UH-OH!!!!!

Mario: What's what on my Forehead?

Tari: Um... there's Black Lipstick on your Head.

Mario: Eh?!

Luigi: Look in the Mirror!

Mario looked in the Mirror.

Mario: What the... DID SHE KISS ME, GOODNIGHT?!?!?!

Belle: Who's she?

Meggy: Mario?

Mario: Yeah?

Meggy: HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN?!?!?!

Mario: WHAT?!?!?! No, I haven't... I mean, yeah... but--

Meggy: WHY IS THERE A KISS MARK ON YOUR HEAD?!?!?!

SMG4: Is that why you sneaked out, at Night?!

Mario: L- LISTEN... IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!

*PHONE TEXT*

Mario: I got a Text.

Meggy: GIMME THAT PHONE!!!

*SNATCH*

Mario: HEY!!!

Meggy: *GASP* OMG!!!

Meggy looked at the Text, from yesterday.

https://youtu.be/gZGH9pgttWE

Meggy: WHO THE HELL IS ANNABELLE?!?!?!

Mario: Um... an Emo?!

Meggy: WHY IS THERE A BLACK HEART EMOJI ON THE TEXT?!?!?! ALSO, THERE'S NO TEXT FROM YOUR DAD!!!

Mario: I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!

Meggy: *SCREAMS* MARIO... YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!! 😡😡😡

*KICK*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Meggy: WE HAVE KIDS... AND YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AN EMO GIRL?!?!?!

Mario: I DIDN'T KISS HER!!!

Meggy: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ANYMORE... I'M LEAVING YOU!!!

Meggy rushed out.

Meggy: *SCREAMS* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

SMG4: MEGGY, WAIT!!!

SMG4 chased after Meggy.

Mario: I DIDN'T CHEAT ON MEGGY!!!

Belle: YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK!!!

Mario: I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR!!!

Belle: I HATE YOU!!!

Tari: OMG... I can't believe this!!!

Luigi: WE'RE GETTING A SEQUEL TO THE RELATIONSHIP ARC!!!

Mario: NO, WE'RE NOT!!!

Belle: Come on, everyone... we're going out of here, this Weekend is ruined!!!

Lucinia: Yeah... Ruined!!!

Belle: Let's pack up all of our things!!!

Mario: But, we still got one more Night here!

Belle: WE'RE GOING HOME!!!

Luigi: How could you, Mario?!

Tari: I'll go pack SMG4's things!

Mario: ALRIGHT, FINE... THIS WEEKEND WAS SHITE, ANYWAY!!!

Belle: Oh no, you're staying here!!!

Mario: You what?!

Belle: GO AND SNOG YOUR NEW GIRL-FRIEND!!!

Mario: Pomni, you haven't said anything yet... HELP ME!!!

Pomni: ...

Luigi: Honey?

Pomni: Leave me out of this!

Mario: WHAT?!?!?!

Belle: Goodbye, you stupid cheater!!!

*SPIT*

Mario: OI!!!

Everyone stormed off.

Mario: GUYS, NO... I DIDN'T CHEAT!!!

Mario started to cry.

Mario: *sobbing* I... DIDN'T... CHEAT!!! AND... WE DIDN'T EVEN GO TO THE PLEASURE PARK, AT THE BEACH!!! 😭😭😭

Meanwhile...

Meggy: *SCREAMS* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

SMG4: Um... Meggy?

Meggy: HOW COULD HE CHEAT ON ME, ON OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY?!?!?! 😭

SMG4: Meggy?

Meggy: WE EVEN HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!!!

SMG4: Meggy!!!

Meggy: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?!

SMG4: What if Mario is telling the Truth? What if this Girl is an Emo Prostitute?

Meggy: What do you mean?!

SMG4: Remember when Mario told us a Story about this Prostitute kissing his Dad on the Lips, and his Mum misunderstood the Scenario, and she left Mario & Luigi on their own with their Dad?

Meggy: Y- Yeah?

SMG4: Well, what if the same thing just happened, just now? He did wake up in a Stranger's House.

Meggy: He had a Text from yesterday... there was a Black Heart Emoji!!! It happened the same time when we were cuddling, and he went into the Bathroom!!!

SMG4: Oh...

Meggy: *SCREAMS* WAAA... I ADMIT IT, ANOTHER HO GOT ME FINISHED... BROKE MY HEART, OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! 😭😭😭

SMG4: Meggy, stop signing Juice WRLD.

*PHONE RINGS*

SMG4: *sigh* One sec.

[PICK UP]

SMG4: Hey, sweetie.

Meggy: OH GOD... MARIO USED TO CALL ME, SWEETIE!!! 😭

SMG4: *sigh* Alright, then.

[HANG UP]

SMG4: Meggy, we're going back to Liverpool.

Meggy: *sniff* Now?

SMG4: Yeah... and they're leaving Mario behind!

Meggy: O- Okay?

SMG4: And... the others have already packed up our stuff, for us.

Meggy: I see.

SMG4: Come on, we're meeting them at the Train Station.

Meggy: *sniff* G- G- Goodbye, Mario... our Kids are now gonna grow up without their Daddy, now.

Later...

Shy Guy: O_O

Shy Guy got his Phone out.

*PHONE CALLING*

Shy Guy: The Boss is not gonna like this.

[PICK UP]

Shy Guy: Hey, Boss.

D. Bowser: What do ya want, Shy Guy? Have ya seen Annabelle and her Manager, like?

Shy Guy: Funny story... I've spotted them at the City Centre.

D. Bowser: YA WHAT?!?!?!

Shy Guy: There's just goofing off by the River Tyne... and they some how managed to change Clothes, and Annabelle has dyed her Hair.

D. Bowser: SO, YA TELLING ME... THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL MORNING LIKE A FREAKING MORON... AND THEY'RE JUST GOOFING OFF AT THE CITY CENTRE?!?!?! 😡😡😡

Shy Guy: What shall we do?!

D. Bowser: GET THEM!!!

[HANG UP]

Back with Mario...

Annabelle: Hello? Mario? You texted me to come over here, and--

Mario: ...

Annabelle: Mario?

Mario: Annabelle...

Annabelle: Is there something wrong, pet?

Mario: Did you kiss me Goodnight, last night?

Annabelle: Well, it was just a--

Mario: ANSWER ME!!!

Annabelle: Y- Yes!

Mario: WHY?!?!?!

Annabelle: It was just a like a Thank You kiss.

Mario: Well, that Thank You kiss has made my Wife go Ape!!!

Annabelle: Wait... what?!

Mario: SHE'S DIVORCING ME!!!

Annabelle: Hang on... I tried to stop ya, before you left me House! You should've wiped off the mark before you left!

Mario: EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M CHEATING ON MY WIFE!!!

Annabelle: Eh?!

Mario: NOT TO MENTION... You literally put a Black Heart Emoji on that Text message, and do you know what happened?! SHE SAW THE TEXT!!!

Annabelle: M- Mario... I'm sorry, I--

Mario: APOLOGY NOT BLOODY ACCEPTED!!!

Annabelle: ...

Mario: MY LIFE IS RUINED... MY WEEKEND IS RUINED... AND, MY MARRIAGE IS RUINED!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT... YOU STUPID EMO WHORE!!! 😡😡😡

Annabelle: ...

Annabelle started to cry.

Annabelle: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Mario: I thought you were my Friend!!!

Annabelle: I THOUGHT YA WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME!!! 😭

Mario: You ruined my life!!!

Annabelle: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Mario: I'm going to the Train Station!!!

Mario rushed out.

Annabelle: *sigh* I can't believe this...

Back with SMG4 & Meggy...

Meggy: *sniff*

SMG4: This Weekend has been a disaster!

Meggy: This was supposed to be my Wedding Anniversary weekend... not Cheat on your Wife weekend!

SMG4: And... it had to happen on Valentine's weekend, as well!

Meggy: How am I gonna explain to the others, at Home... especially my Kids?!

SMG4: Tell them that their Daddy has gone away, for a while.

Meggy: Oh God...

SMG4: I'm just saying.

Meggy: Poor Gino... he'll be very upset! I don't think he'll cope without Mario.

SMG4: What about Emily?

Meggy: Emily will be upset, as well... but Gino might be more emotional, because he's Autistic.

SMG4: Amy will still her Daddy... and that'll be me.

Meggy: Just shut up!

A Van was coming.

SMG4: Anyways, there's a Van coming now.

Meggy: I know how to cross the Road!

*TYRES SCREECH*

SMG4: Well, it's stopped--

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

The Thugs put Tape on SMG4 & Meggy.

SMG4/Meggy: *MUFFLES*

D. Wendy: GET THEM IN THE BACK, QUICKLY!!!

Shy Guy: LET'S GO!!!

SMG4/Meggy: *MUFFLES*

They put them in the Back.

D. Wendy: GO GO GO!!!

*TYRES SCREECH*

And, they quickly drove the Van.

Inside...

SMG4/Meggy: *MUFFLES*

D. Bowser: YA STUPID IDIOTS... BOTH OF YA ARE A GRASS!!! 😡

SMG4/Meggy: *MUFFLES*

D. Bowser: SPEAK UP!!!

*RIPS TAPES*

Meggy: Ow!!!

SMG4: W- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!

D. Bowser: Did ya think try to run away, Mario?!

SMG4: Wait... MARIO?!?!?! I'm not Mario!!!

D. Bowser: I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY, MARIO... Ya literally changed your Clothes!!!

SMG4: I'M NOT--

*KICK*

SMG4: OUCH!!!

D. Bowser Annabelle... what happened to ya Gothic Vibe?! Ya love being a Goth!!!

Meggy: N- No... you got the wrong people!!!

D. Bowser: You really expect me to believe that?!

SMG4: NO, IT'S TRUE... YOU GOT THE WRONG PEOPLE!!!

D. Bowser: Nice try!

*KICK*

SMG4: OUCH!!!

Meggy: MY NAME'S NOT--

Meggy realised...

Mario: M- MARIO!!!

D. Bowser: SHUT IT, YOU BITCH!!!

*KICK*

Meggy: OUCH!!!

SMG4: OH GOD, HELP!!!

D. Bowser: Ya know... I have a suspicious feeling that ya cheating on me, Annabelle!

Meggy: Eh?!

D. Bowser: Ya cheating on me, with this Fat Italian!!!

Dark Bowser grabbed Meggy's Phone.

Meggy: OI!!!

D. Bowser: You cheating little--

Dark Bowser froze.

D. Bowser: Wait... there's an ID, and it says; Meggy Spletzer?

SMG4: And, I'm SMG4!!!

Dark Bowser looked at SMG4's ID.

D. Bowser: YA IDIOTS GRABBED THE WRONG PEOPLE!!!

Shy Guy: B- BUT THEY LOOK-A-LIKE!!!

D. Wendy: WAY TO GO, SHY GUY!!!

D. Bowser: WHO REALLY ARE YA, PEOPLE?!?!?!

Meggy: I- I'm Mario's Wife... or soon to be his Ex-Wife!!!

D. Bowser: Ex-Wife?!

Meggy: Someone named; Annabelle... put a Black Heart Emoji on a Text Message!

D. Bowser: I KNEW IT... THAT GOTHIC WHORE IS CHEATING ON ME!!!

SMG4: I haven't even met her yet!

Shy Guy: WHAT DO WE DO, LIKE?!?!?!

D. Bowser: I've actually got a better idea!