Chapter 6: The Final Battle

Mario: SURPRISE, BITCHES!!!

Belle: What are you doing here?!

Mario: GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO THE AIRBNB, RIGHT NOW!!!

Belle: Make us!!!

Luigi: Mario, is it true that you're having an Affair?!

Mario: SHUT IT, YOU!!!

Belle: You're too late, Mario... everyone's things are packed, including SMG4's & your Ex-Wife's!

Mario: MEGGY IS NOT MY EX-WIFE!!!

Belle: SHE IS, NOW!!!

Mario: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... I DIDN'T CHEAT ON MEGGY!!! I LOVE MEGGY!!!

Belle: BULL-SHIT!!!

...

Pomni: What if Mario is telling the Truth?

Belle: Yeah, right... This idiot has cheated on his Wife!!!

*ARM GLITCHES*

Clench: IT'S TRUE... I'm predicting the whole thing!

Tari: What do you mean? You're predicting?

Clench: Um... never mind.

Belle: See? You're out-numbered!

Mario: STOP BEING A WHORE, YOU WHORE!!!

*PHONE RINGS*

Mario: That's my Phone!

Belle: Oh, is it your new Girl-friend?!

Mario: SHUT UP!!!

[PICK UP]

Mario: Yes?

D. Bowser: Hey, I bet ya wondering where ya Wife is!

Mario: Huh?

D. Bowser: WE HAD A DEAL... AND, YA BUNKING OFF THE PLAN!!!

Mario: Where's Meggy?!

Luigi: You alright?

*SPEAKER PHONE*

Mario: What are you doing, Dark Bowser?!

D. Bowser: I GOT YA WIFE... AND HER FRIEND!!!

SMG4: MARIO... HELP US!!!

Everyone: *GASP*

Mario: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?!?!

D. Bowser: I've got a change of plan... We've kidnapped ya Wife and ya Friend, me stupid Members thought it was you & Annabelle... and now, we're gonna hold them Hostage until ya do the Heist... I want them Pennies and them Prizes!!!

Mario: What if I don't?

D. Bowser: THEN, YA WIFE AND YA FRIEND ARE DEAD!!!

Meggy: OH GOD, HELP!!!

Mario: How long do I have?

D. Bowser: Ya doing the Heist, now!

Mario: Now?!

D. Bowser: Ya have ONE Hour to get my Pennies & Prizes... OR, YOU CAN KISS YA WIFE GOODBYE!!!

Mario: AN HOUR?!?!?!

D. Bowser: We're at the Angel of the North... be there with my Stuff!!!

Mario: Jesus!!!

D. Bowser: Also, No Cops... I see a single Police Car coming, then ya Friends are dead!!!

Mario: *gulp*

D. Bowser: Tick-Tock... ya Time starts now!!!

[HANG UP]

Tari: OMG, SMG4!!!

Pomni: THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!

Mario: The Bastard thought they abducted me & Annabelle... because we look alike!

Lucinia: OMG, This is terrible... SMG4 & Meggy are in danger!!!

Mario: Everyone... I'm gonna save my Wife!!!

Luigi: How are you gonna do that?!

Mario: I need some Assistance!

Tari: I'll come with!

Mario: NO... all of you are staying behind, I know just the person!

At the AirBNB...

Mario: *panting* ANNABELLE!!!

Annabelle: ...

Mario: ANNABELLE!!!

Annabelle: GO AWAY... I don't wanna talk to ya!

Mario: Dark Bowser has captured my Wife!!!

Annabelle: W- What?!

Mario: WE HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR TO DO THE HEIST, OR SHE'S DEAD!!!

Annabelle: *GASP*

Later...

Mario: Listen, Annabelle... I'm sorry about shouting at you, earlier! It's just that my Wife was gonna divorce me and--

Annabelle: Hang on... I should be apologising to ya.

Mario: Should you, now?

Annabelle: All I want is a cute Man, to hook up with.

Mario: You want a Man?

Annabelle: I only kissed your Forehead to say; Cheers pet... about getting me out of that Ankle Bracelet, and saving me skin like.

Mario: Yeah, well... my idiot friends thought I was having an Affair with an Emo!

Annabelle: Well... I'm more of a Goth, rather than an Emo.

Mario: What's the difference?

Annabelle: Goth focuses on more Dark Fantasies, and has a Punk-rock Music interest... and Emo has a more casual fashion style and has a bit of Colour.

Mario: I thought Emos like to shoot themselves.

...

Annabelle: Anyways, I love being a Goth Girl... and I love the colour; Black.

Mario: Yeah, sure you do.

Annabelle: Black is my favourite Colour.

Mario: Good to know.

Annabelle: How did Dark Bowser get ya Wife, anyway like?

Mario: Ever since she found out about your stupid Text... there looks like there's been a Misunderstanding.

Annabelle: Stupid tit.

Mario: And, we're gonna save them!

Annabelle: I just hope your plan works!

Eventually... they arrived.

D. Bowser: Well... well... well... lookie we got here!

Mario: We're here.

Meggy: Is that--

Annabelle: Ya must be the Wife, like.

Meggy: Who are you?

Annabelle: I'm you but Goth.

Mario: Oh yeah... Annabelle, this is my Wife; Meggy... and SMG4, he's me but even more of a Douche.

SMG4: Nice to see you, too.

Mario: Meggy & SMG4, this is Annabelle.

Meggy: HAVE YOU BEEN MAKING OUT WITH MY IDIOT HUSBAND, YOU EMO?!?!?!

Mario: She's a Goth, rather than an Emo.

...

D. Bowser: Anyways, ya got the Stuff?

Mario: Right here.

Mario tossed the Bag.

Mario: Now, let the people go!

SMG4: What the hell did you have to do to set us free?

Mario: Me & this Goth Girl had to do an Illegal Heist, during Broad Daylight.

SMG4: OMG, HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!

Mario: It was for the best.

D. Bowser: Right Mario... ya really are a Godfather, like.

Mario: I sure am.

D. Bowser: Ya free to go... it's been a pleasure doing business with ya.

Mario: Let's get out of here.

The SMG4 Crew were leaving.

D. Bowser: Wait!!!

Mario: Huh?

D. Bowser: Annabelle... get over here, now!!!

Annabelle: What?

D. Bowser: YA GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO, GIRL!!!

Annabelle: Um...

Dark Bowser grabbed Annabelle.

D. Bowser: Now, when we get back... I got a big Candy Cane for ya to suck on!

Annabelle: *gulp*

SMG4, Mario & Meggy went away.

Meggy: You have got a lot of explaining to do!!!

Mario: *sigh* I'm sorry that I didn't tell you sooner, Meggy... it's just that this Geordie Goth Girl right there, was in danger and I had to do something! She went through Hell, over the last few Years.

Meggy: Then, why did she kiss you?!

Mario: It was a Thank You kiss... she literally did it whilst I was passed out.

SMG4: What were you doing, over-night?!

Mario: We were at this Club, and we had a Meeting about the Heist that I just did.

SMG4: Did you really do it?

Mario: No... I put some Chocolate Coins, and I took a dump in the Bag.

Meggy: *wheezes*

Mario: Aww... she's happy again.

Meggy: Well, that does sound like you would do something like that.

Mario: Listen Meggy... I love you!

Meggy: Well, after you what said... I guess I can give you another chance.

Mario: Come on... let's get out of here.

Suddenly...

Mario: JESUS... Where did you teleport from?!

*COCKS GUN*

SMG4: OMG... HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

D. Bowser: THERE'S CHOCOLATE COINS AND A TURD, IN THAT BAG!!!

Mario: Is there?

D. Bowser: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY... I also slashed ya Tyres, so ya not going anywhere!!!

Mario: Great... that's the 2nd time that a Rental Vehicle has been screwed.

D. Bowser: EXPLAIN, NOW!!!

Mario: A- Alright fine... I admit it! I WAS NEVER A GODFATHER... I WAS LYING TO YOU!!!

D. Bowser: YOU'RE A GRASS!!!

Mario: Look, just put the Gun down!!!

D. Bowser: Alright.

Mario: Really? That was easy!

D. Bowser: Grab the Gun, Annabelle!!!

Annabelle: Huh?

D. Bowser: I got another Gun... and if ya even think about fleeing, ya spitting Gum out through your Forehead!!!

Annabelle: ...

Annabelle took the Gun.

D. Bowser: Someone is gonna die today... and I choose; Mario!!!

Mario: Y- You wouldn't!!!

Meggy: NO... DON'T KILL HIM!!!

Mario: You really gonna let Annabelle shoot me, after everything I've done for her?!

D. Bowser: ...

Mario: You are such are a sad git!!!

D. Bowser: I've had enough of you, Mario!

Mario: So have I!

D. Bowser: Annabelle... are ya gonna shut him up, or am I?!

Annabelle: Don't ya worry... I'll shut him up.

D. Bowser: Good Girl!

Mario: Eh?!

D. Bowser: I'm sorry, Mario... ya made me no choice!!!

Mario: Annabelle?

Annabelle: *sigh*

*COCKS GUN*

Annabelle: I'm sorry, pet.

Mario: O_O

Everyone: ...

Then...

https://youtu.be/q6Vj40bdbho

*BANG*

D. Bowser: *SCREAMS IN PAIN* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱

Annabelle: RUN, MARIO!!!

Mario: AHH!!!

Mario ran.

Mario: GET BACK TO THE CAR, GUYS!!!

SMG4/Meggy: MARIO!!!

D. Bowser: YA STUPID GIRL!!!

Annabelle: OH GOD!!!

Annabelle also ran.

D. Wendy: LET'S GET THEM!!!

D. Bowser: NO!!!

Dark Bowser grabbed another Gun.

D. Bowser: I'll deal with them, myself!!!

*COCKS GUN*

D. Bowser: YA GOING NOWHERE, MARIO!!!

D. Bowser: YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, MARIO!!!

*BANG*

Annabelle: HE KEEPS SHOOTING AT US!!!

Mario: Don't worry, he's a baddie... Bad guys always have terrible aim!

*BANG*

Mario: See?!

Annabelle: Just keep running!

*TRIP*

Annabelle: AHH!!!

Mario: OMG!!!

*TRIP*

Mario: AHH... I TRIPPED ON YOU!!!

Mario & Annabelle fell to the Ground.

Mario: DAMMIT!!!

Annabelle: OH JESUS!!!

Dark Bowser reached them.

D. Bowser: Well... well... well... looks like the buck stops here!

Mario: Your Geordie accent always got on my Nerves!

D. Bowser: Say Goodnight, Mario!!!

Then...

Officer(s): ARMED POLICE!!!

D. Bowser: ...

Officer 1: PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!!!

D. Bowser: Wow... ya good, like.

Officer 2: DROP THE WEAPON!!!

Officer 3: DO IT NOW!!!

Mario: Come on, you idiot... put the Gun down!!!

Annabelle: It's over, Dark Bowser!

Mario: If you shoot us... these Officers will shoot you down, and you will die!

D. Bowser: ...

Officer 4: FOR THE LAST TIME... PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!!!

D. Bowser: It's worth it.

Mario: Huh?

D. Bowser: I love ya, Annabelle!

Annabelle: ...

D. Bowser: I'll see ya in Hell, Mario!

https://youtu.be/q6Vj40bdbho

*BANG*

Mario/Annabelle: O_O

Dark Bowser shot himself.

Mario: *sigh* It's over.

Annabelle: 4 Years...

Mario: Hmm?

Annabelle: I have been trapped for 4 whole Years!

Mario: I see.

Annabelle: And now... I'm free.

*HUG*

Annabelle: I'M FREE!!!

Mario: You sure are.

Annabelle: CHEERS, PET!!!

Mario: Don't you bleeding kiss me!