Chapter 4: The Thug Club

D. Bowser: So... ya must be Annabelle's Manager, like.

Mario: Yeah?

D. Bowser: Where have you come from?

Mario: I came from Merseyside... I transferred here to Tyneside.

D. Bowser: It looks like we have a Scouser in the Building.

Mario: I'm Italian.

D. Bowser: OMG, ARE YA FROM THE MAFIA?!?!?!

Mario: People may call me 'The Godfather'.

D. Bowser: So, what brings The Godfather up her to Tyneside?

Mario: Well, I'm a retired Thug... who conquered the whole of my Birth City by secretly doing Smart Heists by throwing Tear Gas in Air Vents in Italian Banks... and selling Crack, without getting caught.

D. Bowser: Okay?

Mario: I did the same thing, but in Liverpool.

D. Bowser: Nice one.

Mario: Then, I decided to retire... my Heisting days were over and I wanted to become a Manager, myself. So, I was looking for any Volunteering placements from anywhere around the Country... so I chose Newcastle, and that's where I came across this nice young Lady, right here.

D. Bowser: She's a pretty 25-year-old Goth Girl.

Mario: You're 25?

Annabelle: Aye... and me Birthday is on Halloween! That's why I love Dark Fantasy.

Mario: You were born on 31st October 1999?

Annabelle: I sure was.

Mario: My Mother named me after my Birthday... March 10th... MAR 10.

Annabelle: That's cute.

...

D. Bowser: Anyways, welcome to the Club.

Mario: Good to be here.

D. Bowser: Let me go through the Rules!

Mario: Okay?

D. Bowser: Rule No. 1; You do not talk about Thug Club.

Mario: Okay, I won't.

D. Bowser: Rule No. 2; You do NOT talk about Thug Club.

Mario: Is there a Fight Club in here.

D. Bowser: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!

Mario: What?

Dark Bowser got close to Mario.

D. Bowser: I don't like getting interrupted!

Mario: Hmm?

D. Bowser: If you think you're smart, mate... Say the rest of the Rules!

Mario: M- Me?

D. Bowser: I'm waiting!

Thug(s): ...

Mario: U- Um...

D. Bowser: Name... ONE... Rule!

Mario: *gulp* U- Um...

Annabelle: Are you alright?

Mario: O- Okay... I got one!

D. Bowser: Say it!

Mario: All Bubble blowing Babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the Bar.

D. Bowser: ...

Thug(s): ...

D. Bowser: *sigh* Screw it... you're in.

Mario: I thought so.

Later...

D. Bowser: Right... let's get down to Business! You're a Retired Thug, right?

Mario: Um... yes?

D. Bowser: Well, I fancy a trip to the Seaside tomorrow.

Mario: Oh, I do like to be beside the Seaside.

D. Bowser: Good... because, ya gonna target Ocean Beach Pleasure Park.

Mario: Wait... what?!

D. Bowser: Ya heard me... ya gonna plan a Heist at the Ocean Beach Pleasure Park at South Shields.

Mario: But, me & my Friends will be there having fun.

D. Bowser: What?

Mario: What?

Annabelle: Um... continue.

...

D. Bowser: Anyways, here's a Blue-print of the Arcade Building.

Mario: Would this Heist be Tomorrow Night?

D. Bowser: Ya clever, like.

Mario: Oh, thank you.

D. Bowser: I want loads of Pennies & Prizes.

Mario: Me too.

D. Bowser: Listen... ya going to the Fair in the Morning, to plan the Heist and we doing the real Mission... over-night.

Mario: Okay?

D. Bowser: Mario, you're the Manager and you will be the Getaway Driver... how will Annabelle steal the Pennies & Prizes?

Mario: Okay... um... so, how about I crash a Van into the Building?

D. Bowser: No, we don't wanna make noise! Are ya stupid?!

Mario: Well, I played GTA 5.

Annabelle: Mario!

Mario: Um... you're right, it'll be too loud.

D. Bowser: Try again!

Mario: Right, I'm gonna be the Getaway Driver... Annabelle is gonna use a Crowbar to break down the Doors, and she is gonna smash and grab on those Coin Pusher Machines, and those Claw Machines and get the hell out of there.

D. Bowser: Mario?

Mario: Yeah?

D. Bowser: YA FORGETTING ABOUT THE ALARM SYSTEMS!!!

Mario: *gulp*

Dark Bowser was starting to get concerned.

D. Bowser: Have you done these things before?!

Mario: Of course... but I did these things, Years ago! I'm a retired Robber, and now I'm a Manager!

Dark Bowser pulled out a Knife.

D. Bowser: Are you sure?! 😡🔪

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱

D. Bowser: ...

Mario: Um.. I mean... Can I use the Bathroom?

D. Bowser: *sigh* There's no Water in an Abandoned Warehouse... but, it's Downstairs.

Mario: Thanks!

Mario ran off.

D. Bowser: I'm starting to not trust your Manager, sweet-heart.

Annabelle: I'm not your Sweet-heart!

D. Bowser: He's acting suspicious.

Annabelle: Well... he did save me from getting beat up to Death, like.

D. Bowser: Speaking of that... me Sister and the Love Shocker still haven't got the Crack!

Annabelle: Really?

D. Bowser: Now, since we're alone... gimme some Sugar, babe!

Annabelle: I'm going to the Bathroom, as well!

Annabelle ran off.

D. Bowser: *sigh* I'M GETTING REALLY IMPATIENT!!!

In the Bathroom...

Annabelle: Oi, you!

Mario: Bloody hell... you're not one of them, are you?!

Annabelle: Huh?

Mario: You're not one of them Girls who they have a Dick, and Boys have Tits... are you?!

Annabelle: No, I do have Tits and a Hairy Pussy Cat.

Mario: Oh, thank God!

Annabelle: What's wrong, pet?

Mario: That Dark Bowser really is dangerous!!!

Annabelle: I told ya!

Mario: Sorry... it's just that I'm tired! It's nearly 2:00am and starting to pass out, a little!

Annabelle: Try to stay awake!

Mario: I don't know about you, but I'm freaking out!

Annabelle: Listen, you can't freak out now... you're agreeing to do something Illegal.

Mario: We should run away, back to Liverpool... he'll never find us!

Annabelle: I told ya... I got a Ankle Bracelet that tracks where I am, and is impossible to come off!

Mario had an idea.

Mario: I just remembered something!

Annabelle: Aye?

Mario: Whenever I get nervous... I put on a Happy Song!

Annabelle: Wait... what?!

Mario got his Phone out.

Mario: Here, listen to this!

https://youtu.be/ps74zeevi-g

🎶 HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 🎶

Annabelle: O_O

Mario: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!

Annabelle: Um...

Mario: This is my Daughter's favourite song... but my Son doesn't react, because he's Autistic!

Annabelle: Mario, ya better stop playing that... because ya gonna--

D. Bowser: *SCREAMS* HEY... WHO'S BLASTING KIDS MUSIC?!?!?! 😡😡😡

Mario: O_O

Annabelle: *FACE-PALM* 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀

Mario: Well, I think that's my Queue to get the hell out of here.

Annabelle: There's only ONE Exit... and that's through them.

Mario: *gulp*

Later...

D. Bowser: NOT SO FAST, MATE!!!

Mario: Um... what seems to be the problem?

D. Bowser: I heard Baby Music... and it sounds like someone in this Club, is NOT a real Man!!!

D. Wendy: Or Woman.

D. Bowser: YA KNOW THE RULES, DON'T YA!!!

Mario: Um... All Bubble blowing Babies--

D. Bowser: QUIET!!!

Mario: ...

D. Bowser: WHO BLASTED THE BABY MUSIC?!?!?!

Everyone: ...

D. Bowser: So... nobody knows, eh?!

Shy Guy: Maybe, it were--

D. Bowser: SHUT UP!!!

*THROWS KNIFE*

Shy Guy: O_O

Mario: Too bad that wasn't a Chair.

D. Bowser: Change of plan... We are now on a Baby Hunt!!!

Thug(s): *grunts* Ugh...

Annabelle: Oh no... these Baby Hunts end up with someone being not able to see Daylight, again!

Mario: W- What?!

D. Bowser: EVERYBODY... LINE UP!!!

Everyone lined up.

D. Bowser: DJ... Time for the Test!

DJ: 👍

The DJ put some Music on.

https://youtu.be/BY81I-cnUwE

D. Bowser: No Goofy Goober can resist this song!

Mario: Oh no... it's the Goofy Goober Theme Song!

Annabelle: Don't sing along!

🎶 OH, I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH... 🎶

D. Bowser: 😡

Thug 1: ...

Dark Bowser continued to walk and look at everyone.

Thug 2: O_O

D. Bowser: Hmm...

Thug 3: *cough*

D. Bowser: HE'S THE GOOFY GOOBER!!!

Thug 3: N- No, I only coughed... I swear!

D. Bowser: Hmm...

Thug 3: ...

D. Bowser: DJ... TURN IT UP, LOUDER!!!

The DJ turned it up louder.

Mario: *shivers*

Annabelle: What are you doing?!

Mario: I- I'm... trying... not to sing along!!!

Dark Bowser approached Mario.

D. Bowser: I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH!!!

Mario: *chokes* Y- You're... a... GOO...

Annabelle: ...

D. Bowser: WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS, YEAH!!!

Mario held his Breath.

D. Bowser: 😈😈😈

Mario: *INHALE*

Annabelle: WAIT A MINUTE!!!

*RECORD SCRATCH*

Annabelle: You sang the Goofy Goober Theme Song! So... that makes YOU, the Baby!

D. Bowser: Wait... what?!

Thug(s): 😡😡😡😡😡

Annabelle: GET HIM!!!

*KNUCKLES CRACKING*

D. Bowser: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

Dark Bowser was now getting attacked by his own Gang.

Mario: I'M OUTTA HERE!!!

Annabelle: ACTUALLY, ME TOO!!!

After that...

Mario/Annabelle: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂

Annabelle: Oh come on, pet... one more time!

Mario: We're on a Baby Hunt... and, don't think we don't know how to weed them out!

Annabelle: Well, that's not what he said... but okay!

Mario/Annabelle: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂

...

Mario: That Dark Bowser is an absolute wanker!

Annabelle: Ya weird, you know that? But, ya doing good.

Mario: *yawn*

Annabelle: Aww... someone's tired.

Mario: It's past 2:00am now... I'm tired as hell.

Annabelle: *yawn* Actually, me too.

Mario: Do you know something? If Dark Bowser finds out that we fled the Club... he might be kicking down your Door and beat you!

Annabelle: Nah... it's fine! His Lights are out for tonight.

Mario: Okay?

*BEEP*

Annabelle: That's my Ankle Bracelet... and it's beeping.

Mario: We gotta get rid of that thing.

Annabelle: I know.

Mario: Hang on, I think I should get a Saw to cut it off.

Annabelle: Okay?

At Annabelle's House...

Mario: There we are... you're free to go.

Annabelle: Cheers, pet.

Mario: We won't be needing that, anymore.

Mario threw the Bracelet away.

Annabelle: I'm having a good time with ya, like.

Mario: Well, I know but... I am married.

Annabelle: I know... but ya still look like a nice guy.

Mario: I mean... you do look beautiful, but I think you should find another Man like me.

Annabelle: Ya think so?

Mario: *yawn* Yeah.

Annabelle: Still tired?

Mario: Yeah... I better get back.

Mario started to pass out.

Annabelle: Mario?

Mario: I... have... to... go... b- before...

Annabelle: Mario!

He fell to the Floor.

Annabelle: Mario... are ya okay?

Mario: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Annabelle: The poor thing is asleep.

Annabelle carried Mario, to the Sofa.

Mario: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Annabelle: Sweet dreams, Mario.