Chapter 3: The Challenge

SMG4: Okie-dokie, Meggy... are you ready to have our Picnic at the Park?

Meggy: Is Amy excited to see the Ducks?

SMG4: What does a Duck say, Amy?

Amy: *sneezes* 🤧

SMG4: That's right... a Duck says; Quack.

Meggy: *wheezes* Amy is adorable, SMG4.

...

Bob: Um... have I woken up in a different Universe or Am I dreaming whilst I'm in a Coma?

Saiko: Nah... this is real.

Bob: Did Tari dye her Hair, Orange?

Saiko: The 2 Couples had a drunken night, last night for Meggy's Birthday... and they had Sex with the wrong person.

Bob: They didn't invite me?!

Saiko: And, according to SMG3... they're doing a Wife Swap challenge for the next 2 weeks.

Shroomy: This is so weird.

Bob: Where was my invite?!

Saiko: You were too busy having a Hissy Fit, about living in Spain but without the S.

Bob: DON'T REMIND ME!!!

Meanwhile...

Mario: Lunch Time!

Tari: Wow... this Spaghetti looks really good, Mario.

Mario: Yeah, I would just make One... but I made Two.

Tari: Why just make One?!

Mario: Well, you know the Lady & The Tramp? They accidentally share the same Spaghetti Noodle, until they kiss.

Tari: Ah...

Mario: Me & Meggy are like that.

Tari: Cute.

Mario: Speaking of Movies... I feel like going to the Cinema, today.

Tari: OMG, I would love that!

Mario: Great... we just gotta wait for my Dad and let's get out of here.

Tari: Your Dad?

Mario: He's great with Gino & Emily... except that one time when he fell asleep whilst watching; The Exorcist... the Kids were still watching it.

Tari: What?

Mario: *sigh* I'm never gonna prank my Kids with the Scary Maze Game... I was looking forward to that!

*DOOR KNOCKS*

Mario: ENTER!!!

Pio arrived.

Pio: Hi-ya.

Mario: Hey, Dad.

Pio: Where's my Grand-kids?

Mario: Right next to you.

Pio: Good!

Tari: Hi, Mr. Pio.

Pio: Hey Meggy... nice Blue Hair-cut.

Tari: Um...

Mario: Let's just have our Lunch, and we'll be on our way.

Back with SMG4...

SMG4: Lovely day, isn't it?

Meggy: It sure is... this Sandwich is very nice.

SMG4: I'm glad you like it.

Meggy: You're welcome.

SMG4: Don't you think it's weird that we're doing this Wife Swap challenge?

Meggy: Probably.

SMG4: This reminds me of the other day... Tari, Amy & I had this Picnic.

Meggy: Yeah, but this time... you're with me.

SMG4: Strange.

Amy: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

SMG4: Oh dear... little Amy is crying.

Meggy: She might be tired.

SMG4: I'm gonna stroll around the Blanket for about 50 times.

Meggy: I think I know the much quicker way.

SMG4: Eh?

Meggy picked up Amy.

Meggy: Shh... it's okay... it's okay, little Princess. 😊

*KISSES FOREHEAD*

Amy: ...

Meggy: Shh...

Amy: Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Amy went to sleep.

Meggy: Aww... I used to do that to Emily when she was Amy's age.

SMG4: Um...

Meggy: What?

SMG4: What the hell was that?

Meggy: I made Amy fall asleep, faster.

SMG4: I didn't tell you to do that!

Meggy: What do you mean?

SMG4: SMG3 said that I was in charge, this week... you're supposed to be playing by the Book!

Meggy: Excuse me?! I wanted to help.

SMG4: This week... my Rules! Next week... your Rules!

Meggy: What happened to 'Ladies First'?

SMG4: Look, just eat your Sandwich.

Meggy: *sigh* Yes, Boss.

...

SMG4: BTW... you kissed Amy on the Fore-head!

Meggy: So?

SMG4: That's Tari's job!

Meggy: Well, Tari isn't here... is she?!

SMG4: DON'T YELL IN FRONT OF AMY!!!

Amy: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

Meggy: Well done... that was your Fault.

SMG4: *grunts* Ugh...

Back with Mario...

Mario: Alright, we're finally here.

Tari: I love going to the Cinema... me & SMG4 love going, all of the time.

Mario: Well, SMG4 isn't here... is he?

Tari: No.

Mario: It's just so weird hanging out with you, instead of Meggy.

Tari: Well, you're basically look like SMG4... but with different clothes.

Mario: He did have a re-design when we were in Qatar, back in November 2022... remember?

Tari: Ah... I loved Qatar.

Mario: It was hot during Night-time.

...

Tari: Anyways, what Drink did you get from the Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine?

Mario: Normal Coca-Cola, of course... what did you get?

Tari: I got Diet Coke Cherry.

Mario: Wait... Cherry-flavoured Diet Coke?!

Tari: Yeah?

Mario: Eww... who orders a Diet Coke Cherry?! That sounds disgusting!!!

Tari: Well, there are many different types of Flavours for Coca-Cola... even Sprite and Fanta have different Flavours.

Mario: Yeah... but who the hell orders a Diet Coke Cherry?!

Tari: Um... me?

Mario: Tari Lerdwichagul... unbelievable.

Tari: Excuse me?! What's that supposed to mean?!

Mario: Can you please don't be a Chatter-box throughout the whole Movie?!

Tari: *sigh* Yes, Boss.

Mario: Let's just sit back, relax and enjoy the Movie... and I'm gonna do that whilst drink my NORMAL Coca-Cola, like a normal person should drink... instead of Cherry-flavoured Diet Coke!!!

*SIPS DRINK*

Mario: Okay, let's watch Despicable Me 4... it's starting.

Tari: Okie-dokie, then.

During the Movie...

Gru: What do you think of my new epic Gaming PC Setup?

Dr. Nefario: I like it... I will rate 4 Stars.

Gru: Epic! 🥶

Dr. Nefario: How much did it cost?

Gru: $500 + First born Child.

Dr. Nefario: You sold your new Baby Gru Jr. for this epic PC Setup?

Gru: Yes.

Dr. Nefario: That is an epic Fard moment!!!1!

Gru: 🥶🥶🥶

Dr. Nefario: *FARDS*

https://youtu.be/n7D1D7MCXdQ

Lucy: Gru... where's Gru Jr.?

Gru: 😳

Dr. Nefario: Amogus is too sussy... you have to destroy it! 📮

Later...

Mario: Wow, this is pretty good so far.

Tari: *yawn*

Tari accidentally knocked Mario's Popcorn.

Tari: Oops!

Mario: OOPS?!?!?! Did you know how much that costed?!

Tari: Huh?

Mario: £5.40... that's £5.40 down the Toilet, thanks to you... now it's all over the Floor!!!

Tari: I'm sorry... I just had to stretch!

Mario: Looks like there was not enough Arm room for you!!!

Tari: Mario, it was an accident!

Mario: You know what? You think the Floor likes Popcorn, so much... then why don't we give it some more, huh?!

Tari: What?!

Mario snatched Tari's Popcorn.

Tari: OI!!!

Mario: Hey Mr. Floor... you want some more Popcorn?!

He poured all of the Popcorn, all over the Floor.

Tari: MARIO!!!

Mario: Oh, you thirsty?! Here... how about some Shit-flavoured Diet Coke?!

He then poured Diet Coke Cherry, all over the Floor.

Mario: Is that delicious Mr. Floor?! NO, I THOUGHT NOT... BECAUSE IT'S DIET COKE CHERRY!!!

Tari: MARIO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!

Mario: I was literally enjoying this Movie... until you ruined it!

Tari: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! GET STUFFED!!! 😡

Tari stormed off.

Tari: GRRR!!! 😡

Mario: WELL, I'M STILL IN CHARGE... I'M STILL MAKING THE RULES... IF I WAS YOUR WIFE, I WOULD GET PINK-EYE IF I WAS MOTOR-BOATING YOU!!!

Mario tried to calm down.

Mario: *sigh* I'm guessing that I'm watching Despicable Me 4, by myself!

At the End of the Movie...

Gru: My Wife left me... and she took the kids!

Vector: Epik fard moment!1!!1

Gru: 🥶🥶🥶

THE END

After that...

Mario: Oh great... the Movie is over! I just wasted Money and I got a Friend's Wife that I have to babysit... I'm going Home!

Mario stormed off.

Mario: And, the Floor is now sticky.