Chapter 4: Making Progress???

01:01, 27 July 2024

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Luigi: Ah... thank God that the week is over... and it's the weekend.

Pomni: Thank God, indeed.

*CLINKS DRINKS*

Luigi: So, how was your Week?

Pomni: It was fine... we went on this adventure called; Candy Canyon Kingdom.

Luigi: That sounds like fun.

Pomni: It wasn't... some Gummy Crocodiles tried to kill us, and there was this one Crocodile named; Gummigoo... his entire reality was shattered after glancing at an A-Posing model of himself.

Luigi: Jesus...

Pomni: Me & the Crocodile fell out of the Map, before that happened... I took him back to the Circus Tent, until Caine literally freaked out and eradicated him out of existence.

Luigi: Um... anymore more interesting stories?

Pomni: I was eating a Burger, until a Nuke exploded next to me.

https://youtu.be/eeh0lx9D6xA

Luigi: Okay?

Pomni: Anyways, how was yours?

Luigi: Well, you know when you always wanted to go to the Olympics?

Pomni: Yes?

Luigi: Well... WE'RE ALL GOING TO PARIS, NEXT WEEK!!!

Pomni: *GASP* OMG, REALLY?!?!?!

Luigi: Yeah... are you excited?!

Pomni: OMG, our first Holiday going abroad together!!!

Luigi: Yeah, and we get to--

Luigi froze.

Luigi: What the hell?

Pomni: What?

Mario appeared.

Luigi: Oi, what on Earth are you doing?!

Mario: Mario?! Who Mario?!

Luigi: I didn't say Mario... Mario!

Mario: Where's H&M?

Luigi: You're in a Restaurant... not a Shopping Centre!

Mario: GIMME YOUR CLOTHES!!!

...

Luigi: Mario, are you dressed up like that Green Wizard from TikTok?

Mario: *sigh* I'm sorry, guys... I was just trying to cheer myself up.

Pomni: You wanna talk?

Mario: I got arrested for Shoplifting in this stupid Costume!

https://youtu.be/4Y0WvfV4jR8

Pomni: Who bailed you out?

Mario: Tari...

Pomni: Tari?

Mario: *sigh* It's just... she is being a huge pain in my Ass.

Pomni: What did she do to you?

Mario: I can't stand her! She's being annoying... she never shuts up... and she even disturbs me whilst I'm on the Toilet!

[FLASH-BACK]

Tari: Do you have to do that now?!

Mario: Look, when you gotta go... you gotta go!

Tari: It's not a good time!

Mario: I usually go to the Toilet when Meggy is in the Bath or Shower... she doesn't mind!

Tari: Meggy isn't here... is she?!

Mario: Stop shouting... you're making it go back in!!!

Clench: Do you two mind? I'm enjoying the view from down here!

Mario/Tari: ...

Clench: It's so good to be Water-proof!

[FLASH-BACK ENDS]

Pomni: What's going on?

Luigi: Oh yeah... I forgot to tell you... it was Meggy's Birthday on Tuesday, and the 2 Couples went on a drunken Night out... and when they got back Home, they all got drunk and they had Sex.

Pomni: Um... okay?

Luigi: With the wrong person.

Pomni: What?!

Luigi: Mario had Sex with Tari... and SMG4 did the same to Meggy.

Pomni: Jesus!

Luigi: And, it was a big Mix-up... and according to SMG3, they doing a Wife Swap challenge.

Mario: OMG, it's going awful... A few days in, and that Blue-haired Saggy Naggy is losing my mind! I don't know why SMG4 is married to her!

Pomni: Maybe, you should get back to Meggy.

Luigi: Yeah, why don't call off the challenge early?

Mario: You two are geniuses, not gonna lie.

At the Castle...

Mario: SMG3... I want Meggy back!!!

SMG3: Sorry?

Mario: Give me back my Orange Wife... I want my old life back!!!

SMG3: Hang on... you shook on it.

Mario: Well then, I take it back!

SMG3: But, you signed a Contract.

Mario: I signed a what?!

SMG3: A Contract.

Mario: Since when?!

SMG3: Well, we all signed it Off-Screen...

...

Mario: Gimme that Contract!

SMG3: What?

Mario: GIMME THE DAMN THING!!!

SMG3: You can look at it, with your Eyes.

SMG3 showed Mario, the Contract.

SMG3: Read it and weep!

Mario read the Contract.

Mario: I will understand that hanging out with another person's Lover, will not end until 2 weeks time... unless the 2 Couples are not happy with the challenge anymore.

SMG3: And, you signed it!

Mario: That's bull-crap!!!

SMG3: Sorry Mario... you're stuck with Tari until Wednesday 31st July.

*SNATCH*

SMG3: OI!!!

*TEAR*

Mario destroyed the Contract.

SMG3: Was that necessary?!

Mario: MEGGY!!!

He then rushed out.

SMG3: Mario, wait!

In the Kitchen...

Mario: MEGGY!!!

Meggy: Mario?!

Mario: I'm sad!

Meggy: Why?

Mario: Pack your Bags, I want you back at our House!

Meggy: Shh... you'll wake the Baby!

Mario: That's not our Baby... that's SMG4 & Tari's Baby!!!

SMG4: Are you okay, Mario?

Mario: NO, I AM NOT OKAY!!!

SMG4: Quiet!!!

Mario: I can't take this challenge anymore... Tari is losing my mind!

SMG4: What the hell do you mean?

Mario: I feel sorry for you, SMG4... I can't believe you have to sleep with her, 24/7!!!

SMG4: She's very nice, she's very polite and she's very caring to me & Amy.

Mario: BUT, NOT TO ME... It's like my life is being hijacked by her!

...

Meggy: Mario, calm down!

Mario: No, I will not... I destroyed the Contract that SMG3 was holding! So now, the challenge is now over!

SMG4: Well actually, Meggy is very caring to Amy... and I like it.

Meggy: I mean... we had a little argument about me kissing Amy on the Fore-head whilst we had a Picnic together.

Mario: WHAT?!?!?!

SMG4: And, I apologised.

Meggy: So did I.

Mario: Am I going completely mad?!

SMG4: Anyways, what's going on with you & Tari?

Mario: We were at the Cinema... She spilled my Popcorn, ON PURPOSE!!!

SMG4: Eh?! She would never do that!

Mario: But, she did!

Meggy: Did she apologise?!

Mario: Not even a single apology was heard!!!

SMG4: That's why you & Tari are not getting along, so far!!!

Mario: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE TARI!!!

Amy: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

SMG4: Oh great... you woke the Baby up!!!

Mario: MEGGY... WE'RE GOING HOME, RIGHT NOW!!!

SMG3: Mario... it seems SMG4 & Meggy are alright, at the moment.

Mario: WHAT?!?!?!

Tari appeared.

Tari: THERE YOU ARE!!!

Mario: Tari, this is your Home... Amy is missing her Mother!!!

SMG3: SMG4 & Meggy have been alright.

Tari: Why can't we be like them, Mario?!

Mario: YOU SPILLED POPCORN!!!

Tari: That was an accident, and I apologised!

SMG4: See? She's polite!

Tari: AND, YOU THREW A HISSY FIT!!!

SMG4: Classic.

Mario: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, GLITCHY!!!

...

SMG3: Mate, I'm sorry... it seems that SMG4 & Meggy are fine as they are.

Mario: I DESTROYED THE CONTRACT!!!

Tari: Come on, Mario!!!

Mario: Wait... where are my kids?! DID YOU LEAVE THEM, HOME ALONE?!?!?!

Tari: Relax, they're asleep.

Mario: THAT'S GREAT PARENTING, ISN'T IT?!?!?! Now, Harry & Marv are gonna break in... unless there's Booby Traps in the House.

Tari: COME ON!!!

Tari dragged Mario.

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH... NO... I WANT TO LIVE!!! 😱😱😱

And, they left the Castle.

SMG3: Well, it looks like Tari is in charge of the Rules.

Meggy: Does that mean I--

SMG3: *sigh* Screw it, just do what you want... I just don't care anymore.

After that...

SMG4: Okay, I'm ready for Bed.

Meggy: *sigh* I kinda feel sorry for Mario, to be honest.

SMG4: Eh?

Meggy: Seeing him upset and Tari dragging him away... I was a bit painful to watch! And, I didn't stand up for him!

SMG4: Excuse me?! He was being insane to Tari... Tari is a kind and lovely Girl!

Meggy: He was upset!

SMG4: Whilst they were at the Cinema... Tari ACCIDENTALLY knocked over Mario's Popcorn... and Mario is saying that she did it, deliberately! Why can't you see that?!

Meggy: He can be upset over spilled Food.

SMG4: What happened to the Phrase; 'There's No Need to Cry over Spilled Milk'?

Meggy: Um...

SMG4: But instead of spilled Milk... Mario is crying over spilled Popcorn!

...

Meggy: Wait... let me get this straight! Are on Tari's side?

SMG4: Of course... and are you saying that you're on Mario's side?

Meggy: Well... um...

SMG4: *sigh* I don't believe this... Tari has a beautiful personality!

Meggy: Well, Tari is not here... is she?! She's with my REAL Husband!!!

SMG4: I bloody know!

Meggy: If you always think about Tari so much... then, why don't you marry her? Oh wait... you are married to her and you have a Child!!!