Chapter 2: A Huge Mix-Up

THE NEXT MORNING...

Mario: *grunts* Ugh... my Head.

Mario has now got a Hangover.

Mario: My Head is killing me...

Tari: *yawn*

Mario: Oh... morning Meggy... last night was absolutely amazing.

Tari: Hmm?

Mario: *sniff* I can still smell the Sweat and the After-Sex, in here.

Tari: S- SMG4?

Mario: Huh? No, it's Ma--

Tari was next to Mario.

Mario: What the hell?!

Tari: SMG4?!

Mario: It's-a-me... Mario!!!

Tari: H- Huh?!

Mario: Same look-a-like but different voice... Red Hat next to me and Red Pants on the Floor!!!

Tari: Wait... MARIO?!?!?!

Mario: A- Are you naked in my Bed?!

Tari: Um... yeah?!

Mario: OMG!!!

Tari: *sigh* My Head hurts... and my Butt hurts, as well.

...

Mario: What's going on?! The Bed feels wet!

Tari: I was supposed to having Sex with SMG4!

Mario: And, I was supposed to do the same with Meggy!

Tari: O- OMG...

Mario: What?!

Tari: Did we have Sex... together?!

Mario: WHAT?!?!?!

*ARM GLITCHES*

Clench: Guys!

Mario: Oh, hi Clench.

Clench: You two had Sexual Intercourse, together.

Mario: What?!

Clench: You two were so dizzy and drunk... you had Sex with the wrong person! Mario, you thought Tari was Meggy... and Tari, you thought Mario was SMG4!

Mario/Tari: ...

Clench: Also, I tried to stop you two... but, you were so loud that you couldn't hear me shouting at you.

Mario/Tari: ...

Clench: Ight, Imma head out.

*ARM GLITCHES*

Tari: We had Sex... together?!

Mario: Did I actually lick your--

Loaf: Meow! 😺

Tari: Wait... if we're both naked in this Bed... then, that means...

Downstairs...

SMG4: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Meggy: *yawn* Morning, honey...

SMG4: *yawn* Morning, Tari...

Meggy: T- Tari?

SMG4 & Meggy woke up.

SMG4: H- Huh?

Meggy: What the...

Meggy looked at SMG4's Hat and Underpants.

Meggy: S- SMG4?!

SMG4: M- Meggy?!

SMG4/Meggy: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱

Mario & Tari appeared.

Everyone: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!!! 😱😱😱😱

Meggy: OMG... what happened, last night?!

Mario: We all had an Orgy... with the wrong people!!!

SMG4: Eh?!

Mario: SMG4... you shagged my Wife!!!

SMG4: I DID, WHAT?!?!?!

Mario: And... I shagged Tari!!!

Tari: Listen, we were all dizzy and drunk... we must've all have been confused about who was who!

Mario: I thought Tari was you, Meggy!

Meggy: I swore you were on the Floor, last night!

Mario: That wasn't me... I went Upstairs, like we usually do!!!

SMG4: I was the one who was on the Floor!

...

Meggy: So... are you saying that we all had Sex, but with the wrong person?!

Tari: Yeah, it was just a big Mix-up... I thought Mario was SMG4!

SMG4: I thought Meggy was Tari!

Mario: OMG, I can't believe this... I banged Tari, instead of Meggy!!!

Meggy: WHAT HAVE WE ALL DONE?!?!?! WE'RE ALL DISGRACES TO THIS FRIENDSHIP!!!

Mario: I KNOW!!!

SMG4: L- Let's get out of here, Tari!!!

Tari: Yeah, let's do that!

After that...

SMG4: *grunts* Ugh...

SMG3: Well... well... well... if it isn't the Daddy who didn't come Home, last night!

SMG4: *cough* Shut up, SMG3... I'm not in a good mood!

SMG3: You know... Amy was missing her Mummy & Daddy! Everyone else tried to calm her down, you know... I barely got enough sleep, last night!

SMG4: L- Look... I'm sorry... we all got so excited about our Erotic Party, that we wanted it to last all night.

SMG3: Yeah... that's real good parenting, isn't it?!

...

SMG4: *cough* My Head hurts... I'm so hungover and I'm vomiting all over the Toilet...

SMG3: So, how was your Sex Party?

SMG4: It did not end well...

SMG3: What do you mean?

SMG4: We all got so dizzy and drunk... we accidentally had Sex with the wrong Girls.

SMG3: Eh?!

SMG4: I smashed Meggy, instead of Tari...

SMG3: You did, what?!

SMG4: And... Mario smashed Tari, instead of Meggy.

SMG3: Are you serious?!

SMG4: Look, it was just a big misunderstanding... and a huge Mix-up!

SMG3: *sigh* You're not the only one who experienced this before... I once hooked up with a Woman, and it was a big mistake!

SMG4: Did you?

SMG3: About 6 Years ago... I felt dizzy and drunk, just like you last night... and this Woman came up to me and she was like; "I'm so lonely, and I'm looking for a handsome young Man to have some Fun." She sounded so sexy when she said that... and I got turned on.

SMG4: Did you, now?

SMG3: She took me to her place... I banged her... and then, the next Morning... another Woman was living in that House.

SMG4: Hmm?

SMG3: The other Woman recognised me, and she was like; "Hello, SMG3!" I was absolutely shocked and scared, and I said; "Hello, Teacher!"

SMG4: ...

SMG3: And then, she said; "You shagged my Mother!"

SMG4: *cough*

SMG3: I slept with my Teacher's Mother... and the Teacher was my Pre-School Teacher!

SMG4: *gips* 🤢

SMG3: I had Sex with an 83-year-old Elderly Woman!

SMG4: *pukes* 🤮

SMG4 vomited in the Toilet.

SMG3: Look at yourself, you wasted git!

SMG4: 🖕

SMG3: Now, if you excuse me... I got a new Café to run.

In SMG3's Coffee & Bombs...

Mario: D- Don't look at them!

Meggy: T- They're looking at us!

Tari: Are they still looking?

SMG4: I don't know... I don't wanna answer!

SMG3: ...

Everyone: *shivers* 😰😰😰😰

SMG3: Alright, that's it!!!

SMG3 gave the Couples, their Drinks.

SMG3: Everyone... look at each other right now!!!

Mario: B- But--

SMG3: NO IF'S... NO BUT'S... NO COCONUTS!!!

Everyone looked towards SMG3.

SMG3: Right... I know all of you had a bit of a rough Night, last night!

Mario: SMG4 banged my Wife!

SMG4: We were all drunk!

Mario: COME HERE!!! 😡

SMG3: OI, SETTLE DOWN!!!

SMG3 held Mario back.

Mario: I'LL KILL YOU!!! 😡

SMG3: Says the guy who also banged SMG4's Wife.

Mario: ...

SMG3: Sit down and shut up!!!

Mario sat back down.

SMG3: It feels like I'm hosting an AA Meeting.

Mario: Are you saying that I'm an Alcoholic?!

SMG3: No... I'm saying that the reason that all of you are shaken up, is because Alcohol did this to you!

SMG4: We wanted our Wives to Lesbian snog!

Mario: And, it was hot!

Meggy: And, we got paid.

SMG3: You all did that on Meggy's Birthday?!

SMG4: Well, we got drunk... we had a blast... we had Sex and... um...

SMG3: What?

SMG4: It felt great!

SMG3: Huh?

Tari: Come to think of it... it was great!

Meggy: OMG, I feel it too!

Mario: W- Wow... accidentally having Sex with the wrong person, was really naughty and... FUN!!!

SMG4: We banged each others Wives, and it actually felt great!

Tari: Same here!

...

SMG3: So, let me get this straight... you thought accidentally mixing up felt great?!

Mario: Kind of.

SMG3: Are you saying that you're starting to get tired of snogging the same person?! ALL OF YOU ARE MARRIED AND YOU ALL HAVE KIDS!!!

Meggy: Well, it was our first time making out with another person.

SMG3: Not the first time for SMG4.

SMG4: Eh?

SMG3: Did you all forget what happened in the Summer of 2022?!

Mario: Wait... what happened?

SMG3: *sigh* Forget it... look, if you all thought it felt great... then, why don't you all do a Wife Swap?!

SMG4: A Wife Swap?

SMG3: Why don't you try to have a little experiment? Both couples will have their Wives swapped for the next 14 Days...

Tari: Wait... seriously?

SMG4: 2 weeks?!

SMG3: Mario will be with Tari, and SMG4 will be with Meggy... for the next 14 Days.

Meggy: Actually, I like that idea!

SMG3: So, we all got a Deal?

Mario: You've got yourself a Deal!

SMG3: So, for the next 7 Days... the Wives will have to listen to the Husband's rules, and after that week... the Wives will be in charge.

SMG4: That sounds good.

SMG3: So, today is Wednesday... so that means that the Rule Changing Ceremony will begin, next Wednesday.

Everyone: DEAL!!!

SMG3: The Wife Swap challenge starts... NOW!!!