Chapter 1: A Drunken Night Out

https://youtu.be/4GWgRNZYLMA

[MONDAY 15 JULY 2024...]

SMG4: *yawn*

Tari: Morning.

SMG4: Morning, honey!

*KISS*

Tari: Good night sleep?

SMG4: Of course... how about you?

Tari: *yawn*

SMG4: Did Amy keep you up, all night?

Tari: Sort of.

SMG4: At least, she's asleep now.

Tari: Even though, it's Morning now.

SMG4: I'll make Breakfast.

Tari: Tea & Toast, please.

SMG4: Coming right up.

*KISS*

In the Kitchen...

SMG4: What the...

DS123: ...

SMG4: OMG... look at the state of you, DS!

DS123: Wha...?

SMG4: *sigh* Look, I know you're upset and disappointed about England losing another Euro Final... but sometimes, you just gotta accept defeat... you know.

DS123: Wha...?

SMG4: I mean... in the end, it's only a game of Football.

DS123: *cough*

SMG4: Have you been Morning drinking?

DS123: Wha...?

SMG4: Come on, buddy... let's get you up.

SMG4 lifted DS123 up.

DS123: E- Every... 2 Years...

SMG4: What?

DS123: I have to go through this pain... every 2 Years!!!

SMG4: I know...

DS123: WHY ARE WE SUCH A LAUGHING STOCK, SMG4?!?!?!

SMG4: I don't know...

DS123: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE... I WANNA HUG!!!

*HUG*

SMG4: It's alright... it's not your fault!

DS123: I also slept in the Kitchen.

SMG4: Have you, now?

DS123: Also, I heard your Baby crying... she was crying because England got beat!

SMG4: Lovely...

In the Main Hall...

SMG4: *sigh* Another one... eh?

Bob: Wha...?

Saiko: He's been like this, all night... there's also an Oxygen Mask on him, for some reason.

SMG4: Come on, Bob... it's only Football.

Bob: Wha...?

DS123: I feel his pain...

Boopkins: SMG4... when are England gonna win a Trophy.

SMG4: I don't know, Boopkins.

Melony: Listen, Bob... I'm gutted too, you know.

Bob: Wha...?

SMG4: What's the matter with all of you, this Morning?

DS123: We're all living in Spain, but without the S.

Bob: I never watching; Benidorm again!!!

JubJub: Where?

DS123: I used to watch that... it was a British Comedy show set in Spain.

Boopkins: This is just another normal Monday morning.

...

SMG4: Look everyone... I know most of you are disappointed about last night! But, there's always Future Tournaments.

DS123: True... the 2026 World Cup will be in the USA, Canada and Mexico, and that's 2 bloody Years away.

Boopkins: Shrek 5 will be coming out in 2026.

DS123: And, the UK & Ireland will be hosting Euro 2028.

Melony: Did you hear that, Bob? Home Advantage in 2028!

Bob: *cough*

DS123: Well... it's England, Scotland, Wales & Ireland will all be hosting.

Melony: Well... I'm off to get a Bouquet of Flowers.

SMG4: Really? Who for?

Melony: Did you guys forget? It's Meggy's Birthday, tomorrow!

Saiko: OMG, it is!

SMG4: That's fine... me & Tari have got Meggy's presents, sorted.

DS123: You doing anything?

SMG4: We're going on a Double Date... me & Tari, and Mario & Meggy are going out.

Boopkins: What about Luigi & Pomni?

SMG4: We don't usually see Pomni during Mid-week.

Bob: Can I come?

DS123: No, you're gonna watch Spanish celebrations.

Bob: N- No!!!

DS123: That's what I thought.

THE NEXT NIGHT...

[TUESDAY 16 JULY 2024...]

https://youtu.be/ZGKBNRWcC6A

Mario: Happy Birthday, sweet-heart!

Meggy: Aww... thank you!

*KISS*

Tari: Wow Meggy, you look beautiful!

Meggy: Do I?

Tari: Yeah... you're even wearing a Princess Crown.

Meggy: Aww...

*HUG*

Mario: Hey Tari, if you think that Meggy is so pretty... then, why don't you snog her?

Tari: What's that supposed to mean?

Mario: I'm just saying if you & Meggy snogged in your Bikinis like a Lesbian Couple... that would be so freaking Hot.

SMG4: OMG, it would... wouldn't it?

Tari: *wheezes* You Boys are weird.

Meggy: Well, if me & Tari are gonna do that... then, we all gonna have to get drunk and wasted!

SMG4/Mario: ...

Mario rushed to the Bar.

Mario: YO, BAR TENDER... WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF ALCOHOL IN OUR PARTY!!!

Later...

Meggy/Tari: *snogging*

SMG4: Oh hell yeah!!!

Mario: Go on, Girls!!!

SMG4: That's our Girls, right there!!!

Mario: That's it... Tongue-wrestle each other!!!

SMG4: OMG, this is so hot!!!

Tari: *panting* You like what you see, Boys?

SMG4: Oh yeah!

Mario: This is turning me on!

SMG4: Is it?

Mario: This is making me so horny!

SMG4: Actually, this is making me horny too!

Mario: OMG... are you thinking what I'm thinking?

SMG4: What?

Mario: We're gonna have an Orgy, tonight!

SMG4: You think so?!

Mario: HELL YEAH!!!

...

Meggy: *panting* Did you Boys enjoy that?

SMG4: We sure did.

Tari: Now what?

Mario: Lick each others Belly buttons!

SMG4: Oh yes, please... get your Tummies out, Girls!

Meggy/Tari: *giggling* Okie-dokie!

Mario: This is gonna be good.

Meggy: My Navel piercing might be blocking the way.

Mario: Just leave it in... Tari's Tongue will still manage to get in.

Meggy: Okie-dokie.

Mario: Hey SMG4?

SMG4: Yeah?

Mario: I'm gonna shag Meggy's Brains out, tonight!

SMG4: Oh, I think I'm gonna do the same thing to Tari!

Then...

*PUSH*

Mario: Oh come on... it's my Wife's Birthday!!!

Bouncer: You 4 are barred for 2 Months!!!

The Bouncer went back inside.

Mario: PARTY POOPER!!!

Meggy: We can always go to another Night club.

SMG4: Well, I'm guessing that the Party is over.

Meggy: Yeah... Happy Birthday to me.

Mario: Hang on... we can continue the Party at my House!

Tari: Are you sure?

Mario: Yeah... me & SMG4 had a blast watching you two, doing some Girl on Girl Action.

SMG4: True, actually.

Mario: And besides, there's no Party Poopers to disturb us... and there's Free Alcohol!

Meggy: Well, our Gino & Emily are at your Dad's place.

Tari: And, the others are looking after Amy.

SMG4: So Girls... what's the answer?

Meggy: Oh... I see what's going on here!

Tari: Me too.

Meggy: You Boys want an Orgy!

SMG4/Mario: ...

Meggy/Tari: ...

At Mario's House...

SMG4/Mario: CHUG... CHUG... CHUG!!!

Meggy: *BURPS*

SMG4/Mario: WOO-HOO!!!

Tari: Good Girl.

Meggy: I feel drunk already.

Mario: Good to know, babe!

SMG4: This is literally the best night of my life, so far!

Mario: Even though, it's my Wife's Birthday.

SMG4: Yeah, because tonight... we are all gonna get drunk and wasted!

Mario: And, the best thing about getting drunk with our Wives... is Sex!

SMG4: I'm so excited!

Tari: My turn to chug down Beer!

SMG4: Go on, Girl!!!

Meggy: Tari?

Tari: Yeah?

Meggy: I'm gonna get my Brains shagged out, tonight.

Tari: I think the same thing is gonna happen to me!

Meggy: I'm so excited!

Tari: Me too!

Later... 

Tari: Mmm... I... u- um... I- I taste... um... I taste... Metal.

Meggy: Y- You licked... my... um... Belly button... p- piercing.

Mario: H- Hot...

SMG4: I- I've... um... I've died... and t- t- this is... Heaven!

Meggy: W- W- Where... um... where are y- you, M- M- Mario?

Mario: I'm... here!

Meggy: W- Why are you... on t- the... floor? Y- You... um... silly billy...

SMG4: I- I don't... know... T- Tari...

Mario: T- Try... not to make... t- too much... noise! 

SMG4: U- Understood...

Mario: C- Come on... M- Meggy... I- I can't wait t- to eat your Bum-cheeks!

Tari: I'm... c- coming, S- SMG4!

Mario: *wheezes* You're... um... gonna be s- s- saying that... a- again, b- before... the Night is... um... over.

Mario & Tari went upstairs.

SMG4: I- I'm... g- gonna destroy... your... Bottom-half...

Meggy: D- Destroy it... now!

SMG4/Meggy: *snogging*