Chapter 2: The Future

*ZAP*

Luigi: *grunts* Ugh... bloody hell...

Mario: *gasp* Oh... My... God!!!

Luigi: Whoa! Look at this place!!!

Mario: Luigi! WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!!!

Luigi: This is... mind-blowing!!! The Time Machine actually worked!!!

Mario: According to the machine... we're in the year; 2850. We must've travelled 800 years into the future!!!

Luigi: I feel like we're in the film... Alita: Battle Angel!

Mario: I think that was set in the 2500's...

Luigi: Still... this place is amazing!!!

...

Mario: Hmm...

Luigi: What's up?

Mario: Have you ever wondered what we would be doing in about 10 - 20 years time?

Luigi: To be honest... I do.

Mario: Maybe, let's see what we would look like in the future.

Luigi: Oh! We should defo do that!

Mario: Hmm... what year shall we go? 10 years from now? Or 20?

Luigi: Shall we do 15 years from now?

Mario: Yeah, why not?

Luigi: Time Machine! Take us to the year... 2038!

*ZAP*

They all disappeared.

Later... they arrived to 2038.

Mario: Hmm... everything looks the same.

Luigi: Yeah... I don't feel anything, different.

???: Oh! Hey, Mario!

Mario: *gasp* Jesus... Christ!!!

Luigi: Bloody hell!!!

Boopkins turned up.

Mario: Whoa! Boopkins?!

Boopkins: Are you two having a relaxing day?

Mario: Um... who are these people?

Boopkins: Have you been living under a rock? You know my wife; Sayu! And my kids... Red one is Zack and the Pink one is Carl.

Zack: Hi, Dad's friend!

Carl: Can I go inside, now?

Boopkins: You lot go inside with your Mother.

Zack/Carl: Yay!!!

Sayu: Boys! Not too far!

Boopkins' family went inside.

Boopkins: Having a good day?

Luigi: How is it possible that your kids look like a knock-off version of you, but your wife is a human?

Boopkins: Well... let's just say that... her insides are now half Fish.

...

Mario: I don't know what's terrifying... Boopkins having a beard, or a Human woman giving birth to Fish creatures...

Boopkins: Well... Anything can happen in a fictional universe!

Mario: I didn't know you can grow a beard, Boopkins!

Boopkins: You two have beards, as well... you know!

Boopkins went inside.

Mario: Is he blind? We don't have beards!

Luigi: Um... I think he's not! Look in this mirror that I've spotted!

In the mirror...

Mario: Oh... My... God!!! Look at us!

Luigi: This is what we'll look like in our 50's!

Mario: Is my hair turning Grey at the age of 53?!

Luigi: Looks like it!

Mario: You've even got a beard, Luigi!

Luigi: So do you!

...

Mario: Wait... where's the Time Machine and my birthday badge?!

Luigi: Hmm... it looks like the Time Machine doesn't have a reflection and we must be on a different date on this year.

Mario: So... this mirror is living in 2038?

Luigi: Looks like it!

Mario: Wow... this is astonishing! I wonder what the others look like!

Luigi: Let's get inside.

Inside...

Mario: OH... MY... CHRIST!!!

Mario: LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!!

Luigi: Wow!!! Everything looks different!!!

Mario: This place has had a brilliant make-over!!! AND, I LOVE IT!!!

...

JubJub: There's my 2 Nephews!!!

Zack: Hi, Uncle JubJub!!!

*HUG*

Carl: Are you smoking?

JubJub: *vapes* This is just a E-Cig... you shouldn't smoke until you two are 18... I'm already 18 and I can smoke an E-Cig.

Boopkins: Why don't we don't all have a dip in the pool?

JubJub: Okie-dokie.

JubJub and Boopkins' family left.

Mario: Wow... 18-year-old JubJub is a Bad-ass!

Luigi: I know we're in the future... but, I feel like we're in the present! I could stay in here, all day!

Mario: I wonder where Meggy and the kids are at?

Luigi: Let's find them!

Mario: Let's go in the kitchen!

In the kitchen...

Gino: Oh! Hey, Dad!

Mario: OMG!!!

Mario: Gino?! Emily?!

Emily: How are you, Dad?

Mario: OMG!!! I'm fine, kids!

*HUG*

Luigi: Wow! Gino and Emily at 16, are looking fab!

Mario: Whose Rainbow Pop-it is that?

Gino: Mine!

Gino plays with the Pop-it.

Gino: Mmm...

Mario: You OK, son?

Gino: Huh? Oh! I'm alright...

Mario: Where's your Mother?

Emily: Haven't you heard?! Melony has just had her 4th baby!

...

Mario: Wait... what?!

Emily: Mum is at the hospital with her, now!

Gino: I think Melony is always pregnant...

Luigi: So... Melony has 4 kids, now?

Gino: Yep!

Mario: Say, Emily... when did you start wearing Glasses?

Emily: Well... I can still see without them! These are Distance Glasses, so I can see a long distance.

Mario: I see...

Luigi: I'm sure you still have perfect eyes.

Emily: *wheezes* Thanks, Uncle Luigi.

???: WHY THE HELL ARE WE EVEN HERE?!?!?! I DON'T WANNA BE HERE!!!

Mario: What the hell?!

Luigi: Who's that?!

Bob: I'm sorry, but... I'm wanna be here.

K. Toadette: Stop bloody apologising!!! You sound like a moron!!!

...

Mario: Who the hell is this Clown?!

Bob: Oh! Hey, Mario... I'm sorry if my wife here, is being insane...

K. Toadette: ARE YOU DEAF?!?!?! STOP APOLOGISING!!!

Emily: *grunts* Ugh... It's Bob's stupid wife... Karen Toadette...

Gino: I don't like her... Nobody likes her...

K. Toadette: Hey, Mario!!!

Mario: Um... are you talking to me?!

K. Toadette: I'm not talking to a Brick wall, am I?!

Mario: Can I help you?

K. Toadette: You owe me a Fiver!!!

Mario: Eh?! Why do I have to pay £5?!

K. Toadette: I spat on you for a Fiver!!!

Mario: Are you a Prostitute?!

K. Toadette: YOU WHAT?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU!!! 😡😡😡

Bob: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

K. Toadette: GRRR!!!!! 😡

*DOOR SLAM*

https://youtu.be/KUKgB8b75Pg

Gino: AHH!!! You bloody idiot!!!

Mario: Whoa! What's wrong, Gino?!

Gino: GRRR!!! I hate that woman!!! She even made fun of my Autism!!!

Mario: Wait... you're Autistic, Gino?

Gino: Mmm-hmm.

Luigi: Wow...

Gino: What's wrong with having so many Fidget toys?!

...

Mario: Anyways... Imma find SMG4!!!

Later... 

Mario: Yo, SMG4!!!

In the room...

Mario: What the hell?!

The room had pictures of Mario and Meggy, instead of SMG4 and Tari.

Mario: Um... where's SMG4?

Emily: Are you suffering from Amnesia, Dad?

Mario: What do you mean?

Emily: You do know that SMG4 has moved away to Australia, right?

...

Mario: Wait... what?!

Emily: SMG4 wanted to start a new chapter in his life, a few years ago... and he, Tari and his own family have moved to the land down under.

Mario: SMG4... in Australia?!

Emily: Um... yeah? And, since Boopkins had his own kids to raise... we've all moved here.

Mario: So... Boopkins is living in my old house?

Emily: Have you turned into Dory or something?

Mario: OMG!!! I need to face-time SMG4!!!

Meanwhile, in Australia...

Tari: You coming in, honey?

SMG4: After I finish this Cocktail.

Tari: Don't worry! I'll wait.

SMG4: You're still so cute, Tari. You've been like this hot for 40 years.

Tari: You'll be 40, next year.

SMG4: I can't believe I'm gonna be 40, next year...

*FACE-TIME TONE*

SMG4: Hold up.

[PICK UP]

SMG4: Hello?

Mario: Whoa! SMG4?!

SMG4: Mario! G'Day, buddy! How are you doing?

Mario: Since when did you move to Australia?!

SMG4: What are you talking about? I've been living here for 5 years.

Mario: FIVE YEARS?!?!?!

SMG4: What's wrong, mate?

Mario: Are you coming back to the Mushroom Kingdom?! This is our loss without you!!!

SMG4: Of course, we're coming back!

Mario: Oh, thank god...

SMG4: For Christmas.

...

Mario: CHRISTMAS?!?!?!

SMG4: Don't worry... I know all of you are missing me and Tari... but, we will come to your home for Christmas.

Mario: What made you move to Australia?!

Tari: Hey, SMG4! I'm now in the pool, naked!

SMG4: Sorry, Mario! I gotta cut the long story, short! Bye!!!

[HANG UP]

Mario: OMG...

Emily: What's wrong, Dad?!

Mario: I can't believe SMG4 abandoned us!!!

Back in the main hall...

Emily: Are you feeling alright?!

Mario: SMG4 was like a new brother to me, Emily!!! Why the hell would he---

Meggy: Hey, Mario!

Meggy appeared.

Mario: Whoa! Meggy?!

Emily: Hi, Mum!

Meggy: You alright?

Mario: What happened to your hair?! It's so short now!

Meggy: Eh? My hair's been this short for a while!

Emily: I think Dad is suffering from Short term memory loss...

Gino: Dad is acting like Dory...

Mario: Um... Gino and Emily? Can I just have a private word with your Mother?

Gino: Come on, sis! Let's chip!

Gino and Emily left.

Meggy: What's wrong, Mario?

Mario: Listen... I gotta be honest with you... I'm living in the past... I'm from the year; 2023...

Meggy: *sigh* Mario... is the horrific incident of 2023 coming back to your head?

...

Mario: Um... what?

Meggy: That was 15 years ago... I thought you got over it by now...

Luigi: Eh?

Meggy: And, I'm so glad that evil menace is burning in Hell for 15 years!

Mario/Luigi: ...

[HMM... HORRIFIC INCIDENT OF 2023...] 🤔👀

Meggy: Anything else that you wanna say?

Mario: Where's Saiko and Shroomy?

Meggy: Saiko has moved to London to become a KS-2 celebrity and Shroomy died from a horrific accident...

Luigi: Wait... Shroomy is... DEAD?!?!?!

Mario: Great... so, everyone that we know and love has either moved away or killed off in 2038?!

Luigi: At least, Melony is a Mother of 4.

...

Meggy: I can't believe our Gino and Emily are nearly adults, now... It feels like yesterday that they were little toddlers.

Mario: Hmm...

Meggy: Time flies, doesn't it?

Mario: Do you still love me?

Meggy: Of course, I do!

*KISS*

Meggy: Love you!

Meggy left.

Luigi: I'm surprised that you're not divorced.

Mario: You know what? This future sucks ass...

Luigi: Why?

Mario: Bloody SMG4 moving away to Australia... Saiko moved to London... Shroomy is dead... Bob has a horrible wife... and Boopkins is living in my house!!!

Luigi: Well... you're gonna have to accept the fact that all of these things WILL happen, from 2023 to 2038...

Mario: But, there are some positive things! Like, Me and Meggy are still married... Gino and Emily grew up happy... Melony is a Mother of 4... JubJub smokes a E-Cig... and Boopkins has his own family!

Luigi: How is JubJub smoking an E-Cig, a good thing?

Mario: And, I just found out that my own son has Autism...

Luigi: Well... DS123 has Autism, as well.

[True...]

Mario: Okay... I'm sick of the future, now... Let's go to the past!

Luigi: Hang on! Didn't E. Gadd say that we shouldn't alter the past?!

Mario: Relax, Luigi... let's not do anything weird whilst we're in the past!

Luigi: *sigh* Alright, fine... Let's go to the past.

Mario: I know exactly where we should go!

Later... JubJub arrived.

JubJub: *vapes* Yo, I gotta tell you about the other day! One of my Nephews accidentally pooped on the floor, and when Boopkins went to wipe his bottom... he pooped on Boopkins' hand!!!

...

Luigi: Nice...

Mario: Let's get out of here...

Mario and Luigi fiddled with the Time Machine. 

*ZAP*

And, they disappeared.