Chapter 1: Mario's 38th Birthday

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Meggy: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Mario: *giggles* 😁

Meggy: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴

Mario: *giggles* 😁

Meggy: *wakes up* H- Huh?

Mario: *giggles* 😁

Meggy: M- Mario?

Mario: Oh! Hey, babe!

Meggy: What are you doing?

Mario: I can't sleep, honey! I'm so excited for my birthday, tomorrow!

Meggy: Well... at least, try to get some sleep.

Mario: I just can't!

Meggy: What time is it?

Mario: It's 11:58pm! There's only 2 more minutes until I'm 38!

Meggy: Alright, then...

...

Mario: You know it was DS123's birthday, earlier... right?

Meggy: I know! He's 21 now!

Mario: It's funny how it was DS123's birthday, today... and then, it's my birthday... the next day!

Meggy: It's crazy!

Mario: Happy Birthday, DS123!

[Oh! Stop it, you two!] 🙂

Meggy: It actually isn't, anymore! Look at the time!

It just turned 12:00am Midnight!

Mario: It's Midnight! It's the 10th March 2023!

Meggy: Happy Birthday, sweet-heart!

*KISS*

Mario: Thanks, Meggy!

Loaf: Meow! 🐱

Mario: Thanks, Loaf!

Meggy: Come on, love! Let's get some sleep, first.

Mario: Aye.

Mario and Meggy got into bed.

THAT MORNING...

SMG4: Happy Birthday, Mario!!!

Mario: Thanks, everyone! You guys are the best!

Luigi: No problem, bro!

SMG4: How does it feel to be 38?

Mario: I just don't feel any younger, anymore...

Meggy: Well... you don't even look a day over 38, honey.

*KISS*

Luigi: There's a surprise for you, in the kitchen.

Mario: Hmm... what would it be?

In the kitchen...

Mario: Mum?!

Mia: Happy Birthday, son!

Mario: OMG!!! That's gotta be the best banner I've seen!

Mia: You like it?

Mario: I love it!!!

*HUG*

Mario: Thanks, Mum!

Mia: You're welcome... my No.1 Liverpool fan!

Later...

Mario: What do you all think?

Meggy: I love it!!!

Luigi: Absolutely fantastic!!!

Mario: And, I'm gonna make sure that Gino and Emily follow the right team!

Mia: That's all I want from them.

...

Tari: I'm gonna go to work, now.

SMG4: See you tonight.

Tari left.

Mario: *sigh* I don't like working on my birthday...

SMG4: You know what, Mario? Since, it's your birthday... I'll let you have the day off.

Mario: HELL YEAH!!!

Luigi: Poor me... I still have to run my Flower shop...

Mario: HA-HA!!! YOU'RE JEALOUS!!!

Mia: I'm pleased that one of my sons are resilient.

Mario: You what?!

Luigi: HA-HA!!!

Peach turned up.

Peach: What is that disgusting filth doing in the main hall?!

Mario: Oi! That's my Mother, you're talking about!!!

Peach: Not her!!! I meant the banner!!!

Mario: What's wrong with it? It's just a birthday banner!

Peach: I know it's a birthday banner... but, I hate the badge!!!

Mario: Oh! Okay then... where's your Manchester United birthday banner?! Oh wait... you didn't get one and you blow out your candles on a Cupcake!!!

Peach: Hmm... where's your Carabao Cup, this year?!

Mario: You what?!

Peach: HA-HA!!! Thank you for the trophy! 😜

...

Mario: Says the fan who got battered 7 - 0! BY US!!!

Everyone: *LAUGHING* 😂😂😂

Mario: How do you like them Apples?!

Peach: OH, SCREW YOU!!!

Peach left.

Mario: Oh! And, you're not invited to Frankie & Benny's on Saturday!!!

Mia: Great comeback!

Mario: SEVEN!!! 😂

*HIGH-FIVE* 🙏

Luigi: It feels so good to batter Man United!

Mario: Agreed! And, I'm so glad that I'm not married to that whore!!!

Meggy: Well... at least you married the right Girl!

Mario: Aww... true!

*KISS*

Luigi: Hey, Mario! Let's walk 'n' talk and open my Flower shop.

Mario: It's my day off!

Luigi: I know! But, I just need a little help to stack up some Flowers... and then, you can go back home.

Mario: I don't even work at your Flower shop!

SMG4: Mario... just do it.

Luigi: The stacking will only take 5 minutes.

Meggy: Yeah... just do it for me!

Mario: What's gonna happen next?

Meggy: After you finished doing your task with Luigi... we can sex in the bathroom tonight, while your party is going on.

Mario: Luigi! We have to go, now!!!

Mario and Luigi left.

Gino/Emily: Gah...

Mia: Ah... I love being a Grandma.

Meggy: Good for you.

Later...

Mario: Ah... I love our friends! But, we're not just friends... we're family, as well!

Luigi: Oh, that's 100% true! I love them all, as well... SMG4 is like my new brother, to me.

Mario: Aye!

Luigi: I can't imagine life when you're with Peach...

Mario: Christ... I would literally commit die if I was with that slag...

Luigi: Well... it's a good job that you followed the right path.

Mario: 100% True.

...

Luigi: Anyways... let's open my Flower shop.

Mario: Why am I heading there, anyway?

Luigi: I just want you to help me stack up some shelves, that's all.

Mario: *sigh* Fine...

At Luigi's Flower shop...

Luigi: OK, Mario... I just need you to stack up some shelves for me.

Mario: I don't even work here!

Luigi: Look... it'll only take about 5 minutes! And then, you can go back home and bang your wife.

Mario: *sigh* Fine...

E. Gadd turned up.

E. Gadd: Hey, Luigi.

Luigi: Hey, E. Gadd! What's up?

E. Gadd: I need to buy some flowers, so I can show the future what kind of flowers that we have, right now.

Luigi: Future? What do you mean?

E. Gadd: Ah! You see... I've built a Time Machine that can travel into the future or the past.

...

Mario: Time Machine, you say?

E. Gadd: I've been time travelling recently... and I'm exploring what life is gonna be like from now. And, what is was like in the past.

Mario: 😮

Luigi: What's with the face?

Mario: Can I see it?!

E. Gadd: No! Because, you might do something stupid! Like... alter the past!!!

Mario: Eh? Why?

E. Gadd: Never alter the past!!!

Luigi: You can find the recommended flowers, just down there. 

E. Gadd: Okie-dokie.

E. Gadd went away.

Mario: Luigi! We're going now!

Luigi: Eh?

Mario: COME ON!!!

Luigi: I've got a shop to---

Mario: I don't care!!!

Mario grabbed Luigi.

Luigi: Mario! What are you doing?!

At E. Gadd's Lab...

Mario: There it is! This must be E. Gadd's Time Machine!!!

Luigi: Mario... I'm not sure about this...

Mario: Why not?

Luigi: I think something bad is gonna happen!

Mario: Relax, Luigi... what can happen?

Luigi: E. Gadd said that you shouldn't alter the past!!!

Mario: So... how about we go into the future?

Luigi: You know what? Be my guest!

Mario: Let's go forward in time!

Mario fiddled with the controls.

Mario: Take us to the future!!!

He then pressed the button.

*ZAP*

Mario, Luigi and the Machine disappeared.