Chapter 3: The Past

https://youtu.be/WdqoOgv-03k

Mario: OMG, it's 2007!!! This is the 1st ever Star Festival!!!

Rosalina: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Hey, look! It's Rosalina!

Rosalina: Thank you... I will watch over you from beyond the stars.

...

Mario: Is she a stalker?!

Luigi: Ah... the good old times when we had a Galaxy adventure...

Mario: OMG... that was one of my favourite adventures ever!

Luigi: We even did it for a 2nd time in 2010!

Mario had an idea.

Mario: OMG!!! I know where we should go next!!!

Luigi: Where?

Mario: We should bring back the viewers' childhood memories!!!

Luigi: You mean... the Golden age of YouTube?

Mario: MONTAGE!!!

[MONTAGE]

https://youtu.be/Eht9W25tDZo

🎶 I'M A SCATMAN 🎶

Mario: Ah... the bloody Nostalgia!!!

Luigi: You're God-damn, right!!!

🎶 I'M A SCATMAN 🎶

Mario: Who are you?

???: I'm gonna fix your kart!

Mario: Okay... but, don't touch my Fladoodles!!!

🎶 BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-BE... BOP-BOP-BODDA-BOPE 🎶

Boss: Luigi... you're fired!

Luigi: What?!

Boss: This game isn't big enough for you and Mario...

Luigi: You don't have to lie to me...

Boss: Well... to be honest... this game is not 2-Player...

[ONLY TRUE OG's REMEMBER THESE NOSTALGIC VIDEOS!!!] 👆😭

[END OF MONTAGE]

Mario: Why are we in 2011?

Luigi: Well... I never got to see how you met SMG4 for the first time. 

Mario: He came from the sky in his Guardian pod.

Luigi: Yeah, I know... but, I just wanna experience it.

Mario: Fair enough...

Luigi: Right... I'm just gonna stand over there.

Luigi went away.

Mario: Where are you going?!

Luigi: I'm gonna hide, because I wasn't here at the time!

Mario: Hmm... you may have a point.

???: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Oh, great...

Peach turned up.

Mario: What do you want, Peach?

Peach: Thanks for saving me, Mario.

Mario: Well... I got forced to save you, because the Toads wouldn't stop nagging me...

Peach: Do you know something?

Mario: What?

Peach: I've... um... got feelings for you.

Mario: I'm literally about to throw-up...

Peach: Why? Do you feel sick or something?

Mario: No! It's just that you're about to rape me or something!!!

Peach: *wheezes* You're funny, Mario!

Mario: Am I, now...

Suddenly...

*BOOM*

Mario: *gasp* HE'S HERE!!!

Peach: What is that?!

Mario: It's SMG4!!! He's here!!!

Peach: Who's... SMG4?

The doors opened.

Peach: What the hell?

SMG4: W- Whoa...

Mario: There he is!

SMG4: Where am I?! Who am I?!

USB: DOWNLOADING LATEST MEMES...

Mario: Uh-oh... I remember something! I'm about to be electrocuted!

*ZAP*

Mario: AHH!!!

Mario didn't feel any pain.

Mario: Huh? I didn't feel any pain.

Peach: Ooo!!!

SMG4: Um... what?

The lightning shocked Peach instead.

Peach: WOOOO!!!!! IMMA GONNA FLY FOR YOU!!!!!

SMG4: AHH!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF---

*YEET*

SMG4: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

...

Mario: Whoa! Peach?!

Peach: Mario!!! I'm gonna drain the pool and fill it with Spaghetti!!!

Mario: Wait... you are?!

Peach rushed away.

Mario: OMG... Peach is just like me?!

Luigi: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?! Did she just yeet SMG4?!

Mario: Looks like it! Peach is acting like me, myself and I!!!

Luigi: Let's follow her!

At the courtyard...

Peach: Come on, Mario! You're gonna have a good time!!!

Mario: OMG!!! Do you know something?!

Luigi: What?

Mario: I'm starting to like this Peach!

Luigi: Are you?

Mario: Look at her! She has the personality as me!

Luigi: Hmm... she does, actually.

Mario: OMG!!! This Peach is way cooler than the other Peach!

...

Peach: Mario! I'm waiting for you!

Mario: I'm coming in, Peach!

Peach: Hurry up!

Mario: Are you jumping in, Luigi?

Luigi: Hmm... this does look kinda fun.

After all that...

Mario: Woo!!! That was a lot of fun!

Luigi: Yeah... that wasn't so bad, after all!

Mario: I like this Peach.

Luigi: You know what? So, do I!

https://youtu.be/lLQxQNzCyGc

Mario: Um... what's that noise?

Luigi: It sounds like a... Tardis!

E. Gadd appeared.

E. Gadd: THERE YOU TWO ARE!!!

Mario: Holy crap, Luigi! It's Doctor Who!

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow...

E. Gadd: Alright, you two! Your Time-travelling fun is over! Gimme back my Time Machine, now!!!

Luigi: Yeah... I think you should give it back, Mario...

Mario: *sigh* Alright, fine... I gotta say, Time-travelling was really fun! We got to experience the future and past!

E. Gadd: Yeah... I thought you did.

Everyone got in the Tardis.

https://youtu.be/19I9bnWjmkQ