Chapter 4: Back to the... Present???

E. Gadd: Alright, you two! We're back to the present.

Mario: Well... I think it's good to be back to the present.

E. Gadd: You know what? I'm gonna destroy this Time Machine, so... you can never mess with it again!

Mario: *sigh* Fine...

E. Gadd: I'll see you later.

E. Gadd went in the Tardis.

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Luigi: That... was some adventure.

Mario: I know! We actually got a sneak peek to what my family would look like, 15 years from now!

Luigi: But, it's a shame that some of our friends have moved away or even killed in an accident...

Mario: True...

Luigi: Anyways... Happy Birthday, bro!

Mario: Cheers, bro!

Mario took off his Birthday badge.

Mario: Here! Take this badge and save for whoever's Birthday is next.

Luigi: Aye.

Mario: Right... I'll see you, tomorrow.

Luigi: Have a good night, bro.

*HUG*

Mario and Luigi went opposite ways.

THE NEXT MORNING...

Mario: *yawn* Good morning, Meggy.

Suddenly...

Toadette: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Mario fell out of bed.

Mario: Ow!!!

Toadette: What the hell?!

Mario: W- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!

Toadette: Your house?! THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!

Mario realised...

Mario: W- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEDROOM?!?!?!

Toadette: GET OUT!!! OUT, OUT OUT!!!

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Mario rushed out.

Outside...

Mario: Oh... My... God!!!

The house is different.

Mario: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!

Mario started to freak-out.

Mario: W- Where's Meggy?!

Mario got his phone out.

Mario: Um... what happened to my Contacts?! Where is Meggy's number and everyone else's?!

Mario entered Meggy's number.

Mario: Come on, Meggy! Pick up!

Phone: SORRY... THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALLED DOES NOT EXIST...

...

Mario: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Mario rushed away.

Mario: LUIGI!!!

When he arrived at the Castle...

Mario: LUIGI!!!

Luigi: Mario!!!

Mario: Luigi!!! My home has turned into a Modern house and a Toadette says that she lives there!!!

Luigi: That's not all! You better come inside!!!

Inside...

Mario: HOLY... BLOODY... CHRIST!!!

Luigi: Look at this place! Everything's all different!

Mario: What the hell is going on?! THIS IS INSANE!!!

Luigi: I don't wanna spoil the surprise... but, I think I might have a Theory.

Mario: What would that be?!

Luigi: Ever since, SMG4's USB zapped Peach and her mind turned into yours... and you liked her personality... I think some-how... THE PAST HAS BEEN ALTERED!!!

...

Mario: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Luigi: We're defiantly in the present!!! Today's date is 100%... Saturday 11th March 2023!!!

Mario: HOW IS THIS THE PRESENT?!?!?!

Luigi: That was I was thinking!!!

Mario: Where's Meggy and my family?! Where's SMG4 and our buddies?!

Luigi: I actually haven't got a Scooby-Doo!

Mario: Jesus... I need a drink! Where's the kitchen?!

Mario went to find the kitchen.

In the kitchen...

Mario: OMG!!! Is this really the kitchen?!

Luigi: Looks like it!!!

Mario: Bloody hell, Luigi! We were only in 2011 for one day, and everything is all messed up!!! Why does everything look so fancy?!

Then... Luigi spotted something.

Luigi: O_O

Mario: You OK?

Luigi: Um... Don't... turn... around!!!

Mario turned around.

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

There was a wedding photo of Mario... and Peach!!!

Mario: WHAT... IS... THAT?!?!?!

Luigi: Um... your wedding photo?!?!?!

Mario: ...

Luigi: Looks like you married Peach...

Mario: *panting*

Luigi: Um... Mario?! Are you OK?!

Mario: *panting*

Then...

Mario: *pukes* 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Luigi: O_O

Mario: *pukes* 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

30 SECONDS LATER...

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!!! 😱😱😱

Luigi: MARIO!!! CALM DOWN, PLEASE!!!!!

Mario: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!

It was time for Mario to leave... he had seen everything.

Luigi: MARIO, WAIT!!!

Back in the main hall...

Peach: Oh! Morning, honey!

Mario: YOU!!!!! 😡

Peach: I've been worried-sick that you didn't sleep with me, last night! But, I'm so glad that you're safe.

Peach hugs Mario.

*SHOVE*

Mario: GET YOUR ARMS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY WHORE!!!!! 😡😡😡

Toadsworth: Master Mario? Are you OK?

Mario: DO I LOOK OKAY?!?!?! I'm gonna have a Stroke, in a minute!!!

Peach: Whoa, Mario! What's the matter, love?

Mario: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!

Luigi: Mario, calm down!!!

...

Mario: Where's Meggy?!

Peach: Huh?

Mario: WHERE'S MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY?!?!?!

Peach: Um... I don't know what you're talking about...

Mario: HOLD ME BACK, LUIGI!!!

Luigi held Mario back.

Mario: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!! 😡😡😡

Luigi: MARIO, CHILL!!!

Mario: YOU WANT SOME OR WHAT?!?!?! I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!!!!! 😡😡😡

Luigi: MARIO!!! LET'S GO OUTSIDE!!!

Mario: SCREW YOU!!!

Mario and Luigi went outside.

Toad: What was all that about?!

Peach: I don't even know! Is he feeling alright?

Outside...

Mario: THAT HUMONGOUS PIECE OF SHITE!!!

Luigi: Mario!!! Chill out, man!!!

Mario: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!!

Luigi: I can't either!!!

Mario: I should be clapping Meggy's bum cheeks!!!

...

Luigi: Okay?

Mario: I'm gonna find Meggy!!!

Luigi: Do you know something?! When we were in 2011, yesterday... Peach yeeted SMG4 out of our sights! So... that could mean that we never introduced SMG4 to ourselves!!!

Mario: Are you sure?! Do you think we went looking for him when we got out of the Spaghetti pool?

Luigi: I'm not sure...

Mario: Hmm... maybe Meggy is still living in Inkopolis. I ended up over there on the day we met...

Luigi: Right! Let's go to Inkopolis and look for Meggy!

Mario: Don't worry, babe! We're coming!!!

Luigi: Let's take my car!!!

Mario: Shot-gun!!!