Juju Sampo . 食の戦争

Juju Stroll: The Ultimate Food War

The streets of Tokyo were bustling as Naomi, Yuji, and Nobara strolled out of the train station, their stomachs grumbling after a long, exhausting day. What started as a simple decision to get food quickly spiraled into a battle of wills.

"Alright, I'm starving!" Yuji stretched his arms. "Let's get some burgers!"

Naomi and Nobara both snapped their heads toward him.

"Burgers?!" Nobara scoffed. "That's so basic. We're in Tokyo, and you want fast food? We should get sushi. It's refined. Classy. Delicious."

Naomi rolled her eyes. "Classy, my foot. I want ramen." She placed a hand over her stomach dramatically. "Thick, rich broth, springy noodles... Nothing beats a good bowl of ramen when you're starving."

"Ramen is just glorified instant noodles," Nobara shot back.

Naomi gasped. "You take that back, you fish-obsessed monster!"

Yuji waved his hands between them. "Okay, okay, first of all, let's not insult each other's food choices. Second of all—sushi is way too expensive. Burgers are cheap, delicious, and you can eat them on the go!"

Nobara pointed a finger at him. "You just want an excuse to shove food in your mouth as fast as possible."

"And?!" Yuji exclaimed.

Naomi shook her head. "No way. Burgers are messy. One wrong bite, and the patty slides out like a damn hockey puck. At least with ramen, you get everything in one bowl—perfect harmony of flavor!"

"Perfect harmony of oil and bloated stomachs!" Nobara countered. "And don't even get me started on how long it takes to eat! We'll be sitting there for an hour while you slurp away like some old man!"

Naomi gasped again, placing a hand over her chest. "You're disrespecting an ancient and sacred tradition! I won't stand for this."

Yuji sighed, crossing his arms. "Alright, you both need to chill. Burgers, sushi, ramen—why are we even fighting? The real enemy here is hunger!"

Nobara narrowed her eyes. "The real enemy here is your terrible taste in food."

Naomi nodded solemnly. "Facts."

Yuji threw his hands in the air. "Oh, come on!"

From a distance, Megumi stood with his arms crossed, watching the chaos unfold like a tired parent watching their hyperactive kids.

"Why are they like this?" he muttered.

Gojo suddenly appeared behind him, sipping on bubble tea with an amused grin.

"Because they have soul, Megumi," he said, as if that explained everything.

Megumi sighed, rubbing his temples. "I should've eaten alone."

Back to the trio, the arguing had only intensified.

"Look, we need to settle this like adults," Naomi said, hands on her hips. "Let's vote."

They all raised their hands for their respective choices, and when they saw there was no clear winner, the tension skyrocketed.

"You know what? New plan," Naomi declared. "We eat all three."

A beat of silence.

Then—

"GENIUS!" Yuji and Nobara said in sync.

Cut to an hour later.

All three of them were slumped in their seats, barely able to move. A mountain of burger wrappers, empty sushi trays, and ramen bowls lay before them like evidence of a great battle.

Yuji let out a weak groan. "I have no regrets."

Naomi, her head resting against the table, mumbled, "I regret everything."

Nobara held up a weak victory sign. "Worth it."

Somewhere in the distance, Megumi shook his head, walking away as Gojo sipped his bubble tea with a knowing smirk.

"Hopeless," he mused.

LOL i just love writing these!! It hasn't been a day and they have already shown their true crackhead behaviour.

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