Chapter 3: Operation Wash Dress

Peach: More Spray Now!!!

Luigi: Um... we got no more left, the spray is empty.

Peach: Oh, crap... the sodding thing is only half done!

Luigi: We could put it in the washing machine.

Peach: Are you mental?! The washing machine is all way down to the basement and we're like all the way up to the top floor of the castle!!!

Luigi: It only takes about a minute to get down there.

Peach: But what if Tari blocks our way?!

Luigi: I'm sure she'll be making out with SMG4.

Peach: Well... alright, then!

Luigi: Okie-dokie.

Peach: Okay, I'll look around to see if there's anyone in any rooms and if the coast is clear, you better rush to me.

Luigi: Alright, what do think's gonna happen? Tari breaking your limbs?

Peach: *GULP*

Later...

Luigi: Alright, the clock room was easy. We're the only ones here.

Peach: OK, Imma check the upstairs hall.

Then...

Tari: Peach?

Peach: AHH!!!

Tari: You alright?

Peach: Er... yeah, you gave me a... fright...

Tari: Okay? Listen, have you seen my wedding dress?

Peach: Um... your what?

Tari: I can't find my wedding dress!!! And I think someone took it!!!

Peach: Well, I haven't seen it anywhere! And why do you think someone took it?

Tari: I'm gonna look upstairs.

Tari tried to go upstairs.

Peach: ER... WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?!?!

Tari: I'm going upstairs, now get out of my way!!!

Peach: YOU CAN'T GO UP THERE!!!

Tari: Why not?!

Peach: Because... I... already checked for you.

...

Tari: Alright, what's going on?

Peach: I'm sorry, what?

Tari: What's upstairs?

Peach: What?!

Tari: What are you hiding upstairs?

Peach: Um... nothing.

Tari: PEACH!!!

Peach: Alright!!! There's a... um... spider up there.

Tari: I'm sorry?!

Peach: There's a spider up there.

Tari: AHH!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!!

Tari rushed out.

Peach: Oh, pissing hell... That was close!!!

Meanwhile...

Saiko: I think everyone's done a good job.

Mario: Yep, shall we serve our friends?

Saiko: Go on, then. 

Mario: Can't wait to taste these Cookies.

Suddenly...

???: DID SOMEONE SAY; COOKIES?!?!?!

Saiko: What the hell was that sound?

Mario: Uh-oh, I know that sound!!!

Bullies: COOKIES!!!!!

Mario/Saiko: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!!!

Later...

Saiko: OH, BRILLIANT... ALL THE COOKIES ARE DEVOURED!!!

Mario: And would you look at that!!! My hat is covered in Pepsi!!!

Saiko: Dammit, that was the last Pepsi as well!!!

Mario: I'm gonna have to wash it now.

Mario grabbed his hat and he left.

In the basement...

Mario: Stupid Bullies...

Mario put his hat in the washing machine.

[RING RING]

*PICK UP*

Mario: Hello, honey-bunny!

...

Mario: Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm in the basement.

Peach: Alright Luigi, let's get that dress in that machine!!!

Luigi: Okie-dokie!

Luigi and Peach put the dress in the machine.

And, they turned it on.

Luigi: You do know an average wash takes about an hour, right?

Peach: Don't worry, I've got a plan to stall her.

Tari: A restaurant?

Peach: Um... yes. I decided to book you a restaurant because... um... I heard you're getting married on New Year.

Tari: Um... yes I am, I still haven't found my wedding dress, though.

Peach: Um... don't worry, I'm sure it will turn up. You go out and have a nice date with your... lover boy or whatever.

Tari: Right...

Tari went into her room.

Peach: *sigh*

Luigi: Just to let you know, the dress has only been in the washer for about 5 minutes.

Peach: Great... just enough time for me to have a massive heart-attack...

Luigi: Don't worry, it's almost over!

Peach: I... I need a Number 3!

Luigi: What's a Number 3?

Peach: Diarrhoea...

Peach went to the bathroom.

Later...

Luigi: You OK, bro?

Mario: Um... I just got a call from Meggy, she's not feeling too good!!!

Luigi: Wait, WHAT?! OMG, is she gonna be OK?!

Mario: Hopefully! Listen, I'm gonna have to rush back home, I'll be back in a bit!!!

Luigi: Okie-dokie!!!

Mario rushed out of the castle.

Luigi: Oh, god... poor Meggy...

...

Luigi: Hang on, where was his hat?