Chapter 4: The (Pink) Dress

Peach: Now, you two go out and have a lovely date.

SMG4: Are you feeling OK, Peach?

Peach: Me? I'm fine!

Tari: Just find my wedding dress for me, okay?

Peach: Don't worry, I'm sure it will turn up.

SMG4/Tari: Um...

Peach: P- please leave...

SMG4: Okay?

SMG4 and Tari left and Peach rushed back inside.

Peach: *sigh* It's almost over... it's almost over...

ONE HOUR LATER...

Peach: Right, it's now time for the moment of truth.

Then... Mario turned up.

Mario: Alright?

Luigi: You OK, bro? How's Meggy?

Mario: Well, she's feeling a bit better.

Luigi: Oh, good.

Peach: Um... where's your hat?

Mario: Up my ass.

Peach: What?

Mario: It's in the washing machine.

Peach: Oh, okay.

Luigi: I was wondering where your hat went.

...

Peach: Wait... Did you say...

Mario took his hat out.

Mario: There we are, my hat is clean again.

...

Mario: What?

Luigi: If your red hat was in that washing machine with the white dress... that means...

Peach: D- don't tell me...

Luigi took the dress out and...

Mario: *GASP* Oh... My... God...

Peach: Y- Y- Y-

Mario: I'm sorry, what are you saying?

Peach: YOU'RE A FUCKING ASS-HOLE!!!!!

Mario: Oi, before you start yelling, here's what happened!!! A bunch of bullies stormed into the castle and devoured all of the cookies that we made and that made me lose my hat, and then... it was covered in Pepsi, so I had to wash it!!! So basically, my red hat was in the washer before the dress!!!

Luigi: I didn't know you were washing your hat, I thought you forgot it because you were in a hurry!!!

Mario: ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!?!?! Maybe you should've threw my hat on the ground!!!

Peach: Oh... My... God... WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!?!

...

Mario: Goodbye.

Luigi: We're gonna start planning your funeral.

Mario and Luigi left.

Peach: *faints*

Meanwhile...

Tari: Something weird is going on with Peach...

SMG4: Well, she organise this date for us.

Tari: She's acting really sussy, and there's still no sign of my dress anywhere!

SMG4: So, what do you think is going on?

...

Tari: I think I know what's going on, I think Peach stole my dress!!!

SMG4: What?!

Tari: If she ruined my dress, I swear to god!!!

Back at the castle...

Peach: *HEAVY PANTING* HELP... ME!!!!!

Mario: Hmm... I diagnose you with AIDS.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Peach: AHH!!! IT'S TARI!!!!!

Mario: Calm down, I'll get it!

Meggy: Mario...

Mario: Meggy?! Baby?! Are you OK, my sweet Woomy?!

Meggy: *sigh* A little...

Mario felt Meggy's head.

Mario: You're cooling down.

Meggy: Okay...

Mario: Listen, we have a terrible situation at the moment... Earlier today, Peach accidentally ruined Tari's wedding dress by throwing Red Wine all over it.

Meggy: Wait... has she?!

Mario: But then, my hat got soaked with Pepsi, so I had to wash but... Peach and Luigi put the dress in the washing machine and now the dress is pink!!!

Meggy: So... the dress is now pink?!

Mario: Yes...

Meggy: Mario, I'm not gonna lie to you but... I know how to remove pink stains from white dresses!!!

Mario: Hang on... you do?!?!?!

Meggy: Yes, I'm about to save Peach's skin!!! Even though, we all hate her.