Chapter 2: The Situation

Peach: Oh god... I'm a dead person!!!

Mario: Well, you shouldn't had thrown that wine bottle, then!!!

Peach: Listen, your friend cannot see this.

Mario: Um... do you have any Stain Remover?

Peach: Actually... yes, stay here while I go and get it.

Mario: Eh? Why not me?

Peach: Because I don't trust you, if I would've asked you to go, you would've probably told Tari about her dress.

Mario: Well, accidents happen. I mean, you were born on the M25.

Peach: SHUT UP, MARIO!!!

Mario: Go and get your Stain Remover.

Peach: Stay here, and I mean it!!!

Peach went to get the remover.

Mario: *grunts* Ugh... this is boring...

...

Mario: I need a piss.

Later...

Luigi: Mario, where are you?

Mario: Hey, bro.

Luigi: Where've you been?

Mario: Come upstairs for a minute.

Luigi: Why?

Mario: You're not gonna believe what Peach has done.

Luigi: Mario, are you just blaming Peach for everything again?

Mario: No, I'm being serious.

Mario: Voilà.

Luigi: *GASP* Oh... My... God...

Mario: I don't think Peach is gonna make it to the next day.

Then...

Peach: What the... YOU BLEEDING WOMBAT!!!

Mario: I beg your pardon?

Peach: What is Luigi doing here?!

Luigi: Princess, did you stain this dress?

Peach: Um...

Luigi: *INHALE* TAR...

*KICK*

Luigi: Ouch!!!

Peach: Listen, we can't let Tari find out about this.

Mario: Well, I have to go... because... I have to go...

Peach: ER... YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!

Mario: I need the loo!!!

Mario left the bedroom.

Peach: Luigi, help me get this stain off!!!

Luigi: *sigh* Fine...

Meanwhile...

Tari: Mario?

Mario: What's up, Tari?

Tari: Have you seen my wedding dress?

Mario: Um...

Then... Saiko, Melony and Whimpu turned up.

Whimpu: Hello, all.

Mario: Oh, hi Whimpu.

Saiko: Tari, can you get me a Restraining Order against this stupid man?!

Tari: Um...

Whimpu: *sniff* I smell Cookies.

Mario: Oh yeah, it's coming for the kitchen, but I'm gonna take a Number 1 in the bathroom.

...

Saiko: Enjoy your Number 1... and if you shake it more than 3 times, then you're...

Mario: Yes, I know!

Mario went into the bathroom.

Whimpu: That's weird... I thought it was more than 5 times.

...

Melony: I'm off to the kitchen to help.

Whimpu: Me too.

Saiko: Well, I'm not, I'm staying away from you!

Whimpu: Aww...

Saiko: Well, actually... I could really do with a Pepsi, to be honest...

Whimpu: I'll get it for you!!!

Saiko: SHUT IT, VIRGIN!!!

Tari: And I'm off to find my wedding dress.

In the kitchen...

Boopkins: Oh, hello you three.

Melony: I heard you're doing some baking.

Boopkins: Yep, there's some Cookies already in the oven, you know.

Saiko: I see.

Bob: I helped as well, you know.

Melony: Looks like you boys have done a great job.

JubJub: Thanks.

...

Whimpu: Do you know something? This kinda reminds me of my child-hood.

Melony: Does it?

Whimpu: The smell of Cookies baking in the oven, and my Mum mixing the mixture.

Saiko: Okay?

Whimpu: It was just wonderful... I used to stand beside my Mum, and hope that when she'd finished mixing the mixture...

Boopkins: Yes?

Whimpu: She'd let me lick the whisk!

JubJub: Wow...

Melony: Wow, that's a good short story.

...

Bob: You know what? Go on, Whimpu.

Whimpu: Really?! OMG, this is nostalgia right here!!!

Bob turned off the pink thing and...

O_O

Bob: Go on, then.

Saiko: Um... Bob, quick word!!!

Bob: What?

In the main hall...

Boopkins: Everything alright?

Saiko: Where did you get that object?! And where did it come from?!

Bob: Well, I was curious to see what kind of treasure you and Melony keep, so I found that whisk under Melony's bed.

...

Saiko: I'm sorry?! Under Melony's bed?!

Bob: Yeah, why?

Saiko: Um... I didn't know Melony kept that thing under her bed, but that thing is not a whisk!!!

Bob: Eh? Then, what is it for, then?

Saiko: Well, it's... um...

Saiko whispers in Bob's ear.

Bob:

https://youtu.be/INHiAU6eHXE

Boopkins: What's the matter?

Bob whispers in Boopkins' ear.

Boopkins: WHAT THE... AM I ALLOWED TO PASS THAT ON?!?!?!

...

The group rushed in the kitchen.

Bob: Everyone, I'm so sorry!!! There's been a mis-under...

Whimpu: Um... what are you sorry for?

O_O

Melony: Um... is that my favourite toy?

https://youtu.be/qmKVch4f5Ik