Chapter 1: The Dress Arrives

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Tari: Wow, I love the tree, guys!

Boopkins: Hey Tari, What's in that cover bag?

Tari: It finally arrived!!! My wedding dress!!!

Boopkins: Oh, wow! Not long now!

Tari: I know!!!

Boopkins: Can we like... have a look at it?

Tari: Of course, you can.

Tari opens the cover bag.

Boopkins: Wow, look at that!!!

JubJub: Wow!!!

Tari: It's the perfect dress! If someone messes up my dress, I swear I will break their arms and legs.

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Boopkins: I can't believe it's December already!

Tari: Yep, it's nearly Christmas!

Bob: And the triple N is over!!! I can now finally destroy my d...

Mario: DAMMIT, LUIGI!!! YOU DROPPED ALL OF THEM!!!

Tari: What's going on in the kitchen?

Boopkins: Oh, Mario and Luigi are making some Cookies.

JubJub: Yummy Cookies.

Tari: I'll go help them. Look after my dress for me.

Boopkins: Okie-dokie.

Tari went into the kitchen.

Bob: Hey, you two! Since Saiko and Melony are out for lunch, shall we see what kind of treasure they keep?

Boopkins: Um... what?

Bob: I'm gonna see what kind of treasure they keep.

JubJub: Treasure!

Boopkins: Um... you go ahead and do that, me and JubJub are gonna have a dip in the pool.

In the kitchen...

Tari: Listen Mario, you don't need to get angry every-time Luigi drops something... 

Mario: But these took ages to make!!! Now, we're gonna have to start over!!!

Tari: Right, I'll help you two.

Luigi: Thanks, Tari.

Tari: My wedding dress is here!

Mario: Really?

Tari: If someone mess my dress, I'm breaking someone's limbs!

Luigi: Right...

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Luigi: I still don't know why Meggy can't come today.

Mario: I know, apparently she's just feeling tired today.

Tari: Aww, poor Meggy...

Mario: She keeps having morning sickness.

Tari: I see...

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Mario: Hang on a minute...

Luigi: What?

Mario: Where's the whisk?!

Luigi: Eh?

Mario: Oh great, someone's lost the whisk!!!

Luigi: Well, you had it first!!!

Mario: GRRR!!! I give up!!!

When Mario left the kitchen...

Mario: Hmm... nice dress.

Bob: Mario?

Mario: Yeah?

Bob: Do you know what this is?

Mario: Um... where did you get that?

Bob: I found it under Melony's bed.

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Mario: What were you doing in Saiko and Melony's room?

Bob: I was wondering what kind of treasure they keep.

Mario: To be honest, I have no idea what that is.

Bob: Me neither, and it smells weird as well.

*SNIFF*

Mario: Oh god, it does!

Bob: And it was stuck on the Axol Chonk.

Mario: Um...

Bob: There's even an On/Off switch.

Bob switched the unknown object on.

Bob: It's vibrating!

Mario: Listen, the kitchen is missing a whisk.

Bob: Okay? We could use this as a whisk.

Mario: Oh okay, You go and help Luigi and Tari, while I inspect this dress.

Bob: Okay.

Bob went into the kitchen with the... unknown object.

Mario: Hmm... an object that smells weird and vibrates...

Then, he realised...

Mario: Er... Bob?!

Peach: MARIO!!!!!

Mario: *sigh* What now?!

Peach: What is this?!

Mario: Um... your Portrait?

Peach: Is it really?! Then, why does it have a moustache and glasses?!

Mario: Since when did you grow a moustache? That's a bit weird, you four-eyed freak.

Peach: And you trying to say that I eat poo?!

Mario: I never said that!

Peach: GRRR!!! YOU'RE CLEANING THIS UP!!!

Mario: And why do you have Red Wine?

Peach: I was about to drink some, until I found this!!!

Mario: Well, you once ate poo when you were a baby. Your parents told me years ago.

Peach: *GASP* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Mario: What're you gonna do?! Throw that wine bottle at me?!

Peach: YES!!! YES, I WILL!!!

Mario: AHH!!!

Peach threw the wine bottle and Mario managed to dodge it.

But...

Peach: OMG!!!

Mario: *GASP* Ooo, you're in trouble now!!!

Peach: Is that...

Mario: Tari's wedding dress.

Peach: OMG, I didn't mean to do that!!!

Mario: You stupid woman!!! Tari's supposed to be getting married on New Year!!!

Peach: What?! And New Year is only a month away!!!

Mario: Well, say goodbye to your limbs.

Peach: Eh?!

Mario: Tari said if she found someone messed her dress, she would break someone's arms and legs.

Peach: I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!?!

Mario: And guess what, Imma tell Tari.

Peach: WHAT?!?!?!

Mario: *INHALE* TARI!!!!!

Peach: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!!!

Peach grabbed Mario's ear and the dress.

Mario: Ow! What are you doing?!

Meanwhile...

Tari: Hmm... did anyone hear shouting?

Bob: I think you must be hearing things.

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Tari: I guess you're right.

Luigi: I actually heard something as well, I gonna see what it was.

Luigi left the kitchen.

Bob: I don't know about you, but this pink thing makes a good whisk.

Back with Luigi...

Luigi: Hmm... a wine bottle and a graffitied portrait... and under my calculations...

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Luigi: Oh, for god's sake... those two are fighting again...