Smg4 Fanfiction: Crystal Splezter - 10 year anniversary special

Plot: It's time to celebrate 10 years of Smg4 craziness!

(May 8th -2021)

Peach: Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly-Princess Toadstool.

Mario: I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!

And that's how our journey begins...

Lakitu floated outside the castle of Princess peach, panning over the glorious sights. He floated over to the plains, when a green pipe emerged from the ground...

And from it...

Mario emerged! He jumped and landed on the plains, running towards to castle to get his cake from peach.

Mario: Yay! Free cake for nothing!

Mario arrived at the castle bridge, Lakitu floated down to meet him...

When a Tellytubbie holding a pizza landed on top of him.

Lakota: Pizza delivery for Mario?

Excited, Mario broke script and danced happily with the Tellytubbie as he got his Pizza.

Smg4: Cut, Cut, Cut! The hell are you doing Mario?!

Mario stopped eating momentarily, yelling "breakfast!"

Smg4: How am I supposed to recreate my first ever video for my 10 year anniversary if you keep ruining it?!

Mario ignored him, continuing to eat Pizza and sing a song. Annoyed, Smg4 threw a camera at him and inadvertently set the pizza on fire, Causing Mario to scream in horror.

Smg4: Forget it, recreating the cake is a lie isn't big enough for this 10 year anniversary.

Smg4 turned around to think. Behind him, Mario cried for his lost Pizza as Peach approached.

Peach: Hey guys, you wanted me for a video?

Annoyed, Mario grabbed peach and hurled her into the castle. He then ran around in circles until he exploded as well.

Smg4: No...for 10 years...I need to throw a party. The biggest party that we've ever had! And I'm going to get every single person that's been on adventures with us over the past 10 years. (Turns around) And you're gonna help me Mario!

Smg4 paused in confusion. All he saw was the flaming pizza and a gold coin. He kicked it, bringing Mario back to life.

Mario: Aw, do I have too?

Smg4: Yes!!!! Let's go!!!!!

They then got into their car. As Smg4 did his seatbelt up and Mario hung a magic rock on the fender, with a carriage attached to the back...

The Mario mobile was once again ready to roll!

Smg4: Road trip!

And so, they were off!

...

Pedestrian: And that's why young jimmy that you should never go out in the street! You could get run over and-

The pedestrian was silenced as Mario and Smg4 ran over him, confusing the young child.

In the car, Mario and Smg4 grooved to the resse's puffs theme as they zoomed through the Mushroom kingdom.

They rode past the Weegee isle's, past Ben and Slenderman in the Tellytubbie's land and through space. When they rode through the dessert past the same weird hobo's, this time, the yellow hobo stared intently at the leaving car.

Hobo 1: Oh. My. God! It's Smg4!!!!!! Quick, we gotta talk to him!!!

With the blue hobo pushing their shopping cart, they rode after them with the yellow one chanting Smg4's name.

As Smg4 and Mario passed the war of the milk sellers and the cows, Steve and Rob were at their farm and buying some food from Waluigi's Taco stand.

Rob: Can I have two pizza's please?

Waluigi responded with a confused stare, right as Mario and Smg4 showed up.

Mario: Hey Steve and Rob! We're having a 10 year anniversary party! Wanna join?

The two farmers were more then happy to agree. Donning his maid uniform from when he joined Mario's mob, Steve hopped in the carriage and Rob followed his lead.

But Waluigi was silent, noting how he wasn't invited as old feelings came bubbling back to the surface...

Then in the blink of an eye, Waluigi re-entered his rejection form and jumped forward, punching the Mario mobile into the sky. Mario screamed as Smg4 called out through the window.

Smg4: You're invited too Waluigi!

Thankfully, Waluigi was easy to appease and was back to normal and cheering in seconds. The car still flying through the air, Smg4 thought...

Smg4: Wait, where the hell are we going?

...

In Inkopalis, Bob was attempting to re-ignite his rap career in another world. He stood on a podium in the town square, his only audience being Heavy Squid, a confused old man and Meggy's parents.

Bob: Yo yo homies! What do you want the famous rapper Bob to sing?

Norman: If he sings one more ear breaking song, I'm gonna-!

Charlotte: Norman, calm down.

Old man: You heard that song and it's with that guy and he's like a horse, gangnam style?

Bob:...........What?

Before Bob could question any further, the Mario mobile landed and crushed the poor old man as Mario poked his head out the window.

Mario: Oh, it's Bob! Wanna join our 10 year anniversary party?

Bob: Oh hell yeah!

Suddenly, heavy squid punched Bob and sent him flying.

Meanwhile, Desti was sitting in her apartment and listening to music when Bob came crashing through her window. He landed and smashed into her coat stand, breaking an arm off the mannequin.

Bob: Oopsie's...

Desti snarled with rage at the Garo, aiming her Splatter-weapon at him.

Back at the podium...

Heavy squid: Hey! You just crushed my grandfather!

The sounds of Bob being blasted could be heard from afar. Thinking, Mario saw 4 options available in his mind...

(A: Flip off) <<<

(B: Run)

(C: Dance)

(D: Eat Spaghetti)

Mario did the stupidest one and flipped Heavy squid off. Making him even more angry, Heavy squid shot a rocket from a Waluigi launcher.

Mario screamed and barely managed to jump over the Rocket. Meggy's parents dodged out the way as the rocket flew between them, hitting the hobo'a in their shopping cart.

Smg4: Wait Wait! You can...uhhhhh...join our anniversary too! (Quietly) We need a stand in for Meggy anyway...

Mario put a pair of inkling ears onto heavy squid, making him fit the part...perfectly? All the while, the old man was still flattened and dying under the car. Smg4 was happy, then had to answer his ringing phone.

Smg4: Moshi Moshi?

On the other end, Tari and Crystal were in the same arcade Tari trained Mario in so long ago. Tari was on the phone as Crystal was trying to play "Whack a Luigi" behind her.

Tari: Hey guys! Bob and Desti both called and told me you were doing an anniversary special!!!

Nearby, Saiko was playing her own hit song "Darkest Hour" on the guitar hero video game, nailing it.

Tari: I've got Crystal and Saiko here, can we join?

Saiko stopped mid song, turning in confusion.

Saiko: Wait, What?! I didn't agree to tha-

But it was too late to say no, The Mario mobile appearing from nowhere and making her scream.

Mario: Heck yeah! More people!

Crystal: Yay!

Tari snuggled Crystal and laughed. Mario then turned his head...and went wide eyed as he saw a shy guy with a piece of toast leaving.

Being the fat and hungry doofus he was, he became OMG JEALOUS and chased after the shy guy.

Smg4: Hey!!!! Where you going?!!!

The shy guy walked through the mall and to the exit door, but Mario was already waiting their for him.

Smg4: Hey, can I have it?

Shy guy: No!

Mario went silent...then grabbed a bat!

Mario: Mario's gonna do something very illegal!

Panicking, the shy guy shrieked and slammed the door shut...right onto Mario's Italian sausage. The plumber screamed as he banged against the door, trying to break it open.

Mario (In pain): AHHH, MY PINGUS!!

The shy guy ran into a nearby restaurant. With no other choice except giving up, Mario broke the door off its hinges and took it with him as he ran after the shy guy. Nearby, Smg4 was looking for him.

Smg4: Mario??? Where'd you go?

Eventually, he heard yelling. He went to see who it was and saw FM, His penguin Cube with him as the former was arguing with X over the phone.

FM: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?

X: IM AT THE SOUP STORE!

FM: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!

X: F*** YOU!!!!!

Smg4: Ayyyy, FM!!!

FM dropped the call as he turned In confusion, smiling as he saw Smg4 waving at him.

FM: Smg4, mah man! (Approaches) What's up, long time no see!

Smg4: I'm having a celebration for my channel's 10 year anniversary. Would you and X like to come?

FM: Hell yeah! I just wish the other multi-coloured Mario's were here too. I haven't seen them around at all for a while.

Smg4: Huh? Haven't seen them around?-

Then suddenly, the hobo's drove in on their shopping cart and rammed into Smg4, dragging him with them.

Hobo 1: 4! Our Lord and saviour! We need to talk to you!

Smg4: What?! Who are you!?

Hobo 1: Just listen to us, please-!

Before they could continue, the cart hit the fat shy guy and Smg4 was sent flying into the TV production studio.

In the filming for children's stories, Bowser was reading a "Go the f*** to sleep" sponsored bedtime story to Jub Jub and some Luma's. Smg4 flew in and hit him, causing him to stop mid story and cry.

Jub Jub and a nearby luma shrugged in confusion. Recording the story, Villager became enraged at the interruption and drew an axe. Smg4's head shrunk as he became afraid.

Smg4: Oh...my ass...

...

In the nearby restaurant, Foxy was playing the piano in the packed dining room as various patrons sat around.

Jeeves served Toad and Toadette on their date, the former their by force.

Swag was on a date with the wig wearing and very reluctant Sonic, Chris their as a forced wingman.

Sonic: How long is this gonna go on?!

Swag: No homo."

And the skeleton bros were also their for some reason, Sans sitting calmly as Papyrus flailed about after apparently having snorted an entire suitcase full of Coke.

Hiding from Mario, the shy guy thought he was safe as he hid by the vending machine...

Mario: Hey stinky!

But was proven wrong as Mario was hiding INSIDE the machine!

Mario: Stop it. This is not okie dokey!

Shy guy screamed as Mario ran after him, using Toadette as a failed projectile. Toad ran as he was finally free of his "date".

Jumping off Sans's head, Mario focused his eye into a laser as he shot it at the shy guy. Before that, he disintegrated Boil the bully, Mugman and Sonic as Swag wondered where he went.

Finally, he zapped shy guy into dust and took the toast...

Only to be met with several thousand guns and a gaster blaster aimed at his head.

Mario: Ohhh...Mario Is f***ed.

...

Smg4 ran for his life as Villiger chased him down, right into the studio for...

THE SSENMODNAR LIGHTNING ROUND!!!

(Scene 1: Not in the halls)

Shroomy and Baldi were singing a song about eating (Beep) when Smg4 ran past, destroying the production lights as he ran from villager. The two got mad at him.

(Scene 2: Toadsworth song)

Toadsworth sang the "I'm not your daddy, I'm your grandpa" song as Luigi stood nearby in a Princess dress.

(Scene 3: Yoshi news)

A red yoshi and a Tellytubbie asked the question...

Red Yoshi: Do you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?

Smg4 ran past them, briefly stopping to say yes when he went back to running.

(Scene 4: PINGUS SONG)

Dr Eggman repeatedly said the word "PINGUS" to a groovy beat.

(Scene 5: Moments with Steve)

The scene just showed Steve, still in his maid uniform and outside with the Mario mobile as he waited for Mario and Smg4 to come back.

(Scene 6: Lord and saviour 4)

The broadcast was interrupted by The yellow hobo shoving his face against the camera.

Hobo 1: Hello! Have U seen our Lord and saviour?!

The blue hobo lowered a BEEG Smg4 from the ceiling as a clip of Smg4 singing "Is it me your looking for?" Played in the background. Unfortunately for them, Mickey Mouse realised they were breaking in and chased them off the set.

(Scene 7: Axol presents Two piece)

Axol did a show of his creation Two piece in front of an audience as the reactions differed. Melony and Boopkins cried, Whimpu clapped, Mr Monitor smiled and sat next to his microwave wife and Belle gave a hatful glare.

The show was broken up as Smg4 ran in with Villager close on his tail.

Villager jumped toward him with his axe in hand, Smg4 dodged just in time as the axe instead sliced Axol's anime watermelon character in half.

Melony cried in sadness, while Axol told the viewer to like if they cried every time.

...

Mario managed to escape the crowds chasing him and catch a breath, but then he saw toad standing next to him.

A moment of tense silence passed, Mario shaking his head as he begged toad not to sell him out. But toad did the opposite as he blared like an Alarm. With his location exposed, Mario Punched Toad back into wall.

The lesson here: DON'T BE A TOAD!

Smg4 ran from the angry crowds of the studio, Mario running alongside him with his own angry crowd.

Mario: Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Proven wrong instantly, A chain chomp joined the angry crowd. Smg4 didn't know what to do. Everywhere he looked, he saw one person that either wanted them dead or hurt.

Then finally, he saw a possible way out. In a nearby tech store, Susan what's-her-name was listening to music and the Youtube remote was strapped to her waist.

Making an all or nothing leap, Smg4 jumped forward to grab it. She barely turned in time, before Smg4 grabbed the remote. Mario hit the wall as Smg4 smashed the pause button.

In the Knick of time, the angry crowd and the entire world around them froze in place. Smg4 breathed a sigh of relief as Mario got back up.

Mario: Another one of our wacky adventures, am I right?

Smg4 gave him an "Oh you" look...before punching him.

Smg4: I almost just died you piece of S***!

Taking his cap off, Smg4 sighed.

Smg4: Ugh...in the end, we barely got anyone to join our anniversary...

Mario looked at him, then around the mall.

He saw the angry mob, the audience for Axol's show, The hobo's running from Mickey, FM throwing a can of beans at X and Desti chasing after Bob with her spatter gun.

Mario: Wait! Or maybe we have!!!

Mario snatched the remote and tried to use it, but a lightning bolt shot out. It hit Desti, the sign for American English appearing next to her.

Mario: Oh...whoops! Mario doesn't know how to fix that...

Smg4: Let's not tell her we're the ones that did that.

Mario: Agreed.

...

A portal opened above the Mushroom castle as the Mario mobile was dropped from it, followed by the crowds of people and everyone else from the mall. Mario used the remote to close the portal as the mob stirred, Swag loading his gun.

Swag: Oi! Where they at?! I'll kill em!

Desti got back up, groaning.

Desti (Vermont American accent): Ugh, where am I-? Wha...What the hell happened to my voice?! Bob, did you do this?!

Bob: How could I? You've been chasing me for the last few miles!

Mario hopped on top of the car.

Mario: Guys!!

Everyone in the crowd turned to listen, either by choice or reluctance.

Mario: Okay, we may have committed some horrible crimes to all of you today...

Mario donned some sunglasses.

Mario: But forget about all of that cause you're all invited to...SMG4'S 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY!!!

A moment of silence passed over the crowd...then they all burst into cheers. Mario cheered as well, before Susan slapped him and took her remote back.

The party was in full swing as balloons were hung and fireworks went flying and exploding into the sky.

FM and Cube went swimming in the lake, X having difficulty as he started to drown.

Whimpu and Shroomy chatted nearby the food tables...

Wimpu: Wow, there is so much food.

And Completely ignoring Rob as he tried to serve corn.

Rob: Please somebody, take some corn...

Crowds gathered around Bob as he sang his rap songs, others enjoying party games like "pin the tail on the Obama", a game that Luigi thoroughly enjoyed. Off to the side, Smg4 smiled and looked to the sky.

Smg4: Good job Mario, maybe you do have some IQ after all.

Mario ignored him, continuing to eat his spaghetti naked. Smg4 turned and pondered something...

Smg4: Hmm...I feel like something's missing though...

Smg4 grabbed his phone, calling-

Smg3: Hello? Smg3, leader of the internet graveyard here.

Smg4: Yo Smg3! It's my channels 10 year anniversary!

Smg3: Uh...so?

Smg4: SO...the party won't be complete if I didn't have all the memes that have debuted in my videos!

Smg3 thought for a minute, looking at the ancient memes sitting in the bathtub with him and recalling the events with Morshu.

Smg3: Well, too bad! Might I remind you they're DEAD memes!? They can't stay up in the living world for too long or else they'll become corrupted and wreck havoc!

Smg4: I just need them for my anniversary celebration! I'll have them back in no time!

Smg3: What part of NO don't you understand?!

Smg4: Aww cmon, you can celebrate up here too and show to everyone your killer ink defence squad and that you're the Lord of the internet graveyard now!

Smg3 thought for a minute...

The line hung up and Smg4 thought briefly that Smg3 had turned down his offer. But then from the side, a portal opened and all the dead memes walked through. Following them were Killer ink in their new camouflage get-up and an excited Smg3.

Smg3: Where the party at?!

Smg4: Ayy, alright! It's time!

Smg4 leapt to the castle bridge.

Smg4: Attention everyone!!!

Everyone stopped what they were doing, Turing to listen.

Smg4: You have all played a massive role in shaping this channel into what it is today. From friends...to memes...to enemies! For 10 years, we've gone on amazing adventures, and I want to thank all of you for making this show awesome.

Everyone cheered As Smg4 turned towards the watcher. (Or in this case, you fellow Readers.)

Smg4: And this is all for my awesome fans out there. For watching my content and coming back for more. You're the real MVP here and the reason we're all able to continue going on adventures. So thank you! Thank you guys for everything!!!

And now...let the song begin!

(Smg4 anniversary song)

Smg4:

SMG4!

Insane profane themes with spicy memes!

Everywhere ya look and see,

Clever bright minds...

All:

Like me!

Mario:

Stories That won't bore,With skits or arcs or wieners stuck in doors!

All:

Something for everyone,

On SMG4!

Axol:

It's full of laughter!

Bob:

Violence!

Boopkins:

Waifus!

Luigi:

And good pasta!

Shroomy:

Prepare to lose IQ...

All:

When you're with the crew!

Smg4:

Time to say cheers,Hold our tears to these amazing 10 years!

Tari (In Mario cap and moustache):

This decade dreams came true!

Melony (In Luigi cap and moustache):

And we want to say...

All:

Thank you!

Heavy squid (With Meggy filter):

In Every single quest,You guys were with us, that's why you're the best!

Luigi:

We had some good times!

Mario:

Maybe did...some crimes.....

Tari:

And there'll always be more,

Crystal and Melony:

Friends!

Smg4:

Memes!

Shroomy:

Worlds to explore!

All:

Thank you for watching SMG4!

The years flashed by before their very eyes...all the adventures...all the heartbreak and pain...all the sadness and happiness...all of it.

And at the end of it all, Smg4 gave a bow...to 10 wonderful years...

...

When all the fun was over, Smg4 waved goodbye to the massive crowd as they took their leave.

Smg4: See ya! Thank you so much for coming!

Then once everyone was gone, Smg3 pitched in.

Smg3: Yo Smg4! Not too shabby of a celebration. Usually this is the part where I'd mess up your day, but I gotta get these dead memes home.

Behind him, the memes were slowly turning blue and covered in flies.

Smg3: They're starting to get a little ripe...

Then suddenly, the hobo's flew in and crashed into Smg4, knocking him onto the floor as he got back up annoyed.

Smg4: CAN I GO ONE DAY WITHOUT SOMETHING FALLING FROM THE SKY!?

Hobo 1: Smg4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Listen! We need to talk to you!!!

The pair gave a blank stare...before Smg3 started walking away.

Smg3: Well, I'm off.

Motioning for the killer ink squad to follow him, Smg3 opened a portal back to the internet graveyard.

Smg3: See ya later losers.

Smg3 walked into the portal as the team moved to follow him...but then...

Green coding surrounded the portal as Smg3 was shot back out, landing on top of killer ink's leader.

Killer ink leader: Ow! Watch it boss!

Smg3: It's not my fault, let me just-

Smg3 pressed the button on his phone...but nothing happened.

In desperation, he tried again. And again! He hit the "Portal" button almost a thousand times but nothing happened.

Squadmate 2: Smg3, what's happening?! Why aren't we going back!?

Smg3: I don't know, it's not working for some-!

Hobo 2: It's too late...

The blue hobo talked for the first time, giving a serious glare.

Hobo 2: He's already here. Your universe is done for...

Smg3: Team! Grab him!

Killer ink surrounded the blue hobo and aimed their splatter weapons as Smg3 grabbed him by the throat.

Smg3: What the hell is going on!?! Did you do this?!

Behind him, the memes began to rot as they started to become corrupted.

Smg3: Open the portal back up right now or else we're screwed!!!

Hobo 1: It's not us! It's not us!

Hobo 2: We've been trying to warn you all!

Smg4: Warn us?? Warn us of what?!

Hobo 1: It's coming! The day of reckoning is here!!!!

Then the worst happened...the memes fully corrupted as the gang looked on in shock and horror.

Luigi: Wahhh!!! What's going on?!

Smg4: They're...they're becoming corrupted...

Crystal screamed, hiding behind Tari as she started to step back. Desti rolled her eyes and drew her splatter-shooter.

Desti: Cmon, we can take these guys!

Saiko: I couldn't agree more...Get your weapons out guys. Looks like we're in for a fight.

The memes became fully corrupted, looking towards the gang.

Smg4: Brace yourselves!

Mario raised his fists...as the fight began.

Mario leapt forward and jumped off their heads. Grabbing a spicy snoop dog meme and mixing it with some spicy spaghetti, he ate it and gained the ability to breathe fire. He scorched enemies from left to right as bowser stood behind him.

Bowser: Mind if I join you?

Mario agreed. The two went into helicopter formation, spinning while breathing fire. Meanwhile, Bob went on the offensive as he replaced his sword hands with guns.

Bob: Oh yeah, now it's a party!

Bob opened fire onto the dead memes. Shroomy went Anti and unloaded every weapon he had on the opposing force.

Saiko smashed through the memes with her hammer like their was no tomorrow. With the broken end of Inkweaver, he and Saiko knocked the memes back and forth.

Melony tried to defend her bush bed, but her use of a plush hammer as a weapon resulted in her getting knocked aside. The memes destroyed her bush...as her rage boiled hotter then ever...

Then suddenly, she summoned forth the deity sword and shot an energy blast that defeated the meme. Happy, she used the defeated meme as a bed.

Off to the side, Desti was getting backed into the lake as she was being surrounded. As her heel burned in the water, the memes were suddenly blasted away by a blue splatter bomb. Surprisingly, killer ink had saved her life.

Desti: Th-thanks-

Killer ink leader: Not now, just keep fighting!

Desti: First thing you've said that i can agree with!

Joining her team, Desti and the killer ink team made a spinning circle formation of 5 as blue and purple covered the plains.

Towards the ravine, Boopkins and Luigi faced off against two dead memes of their own.

Boopkins: Ha! You guys are gonna get it now!

Boopkins drew...a waifu pillow. While not having any effect, it did successfully confuse the memes and Luigi.

Boopkins: Oops, wrong side.

He flipped the pillow to the other side which had a shirtless solid snake. It successfully enticed Luigi as his nose grew in side and hit the memes.

And with Tari and Crystal, the latter sat on Tari's shoulders as she brought out...a rubber duck. Crystal looked confused and the memes laughed, but Tari used her hacking skills to make the duck turn giant and attack the memes.

Tari and Crystal cheered, when the latter noticed a meme coming from behind. With little struggle, she quickly drew a Splatter-shot and shot the meme back. Tari turned after hearing the bang and looked shocked.

Tari: Crystal, where did you get that?!

Crystal: Mommy's closet?

Tari: Well...when this is over, I'm gonna need you to put that back!

Crystal: Aww...

The battle raged on as memes went flying everywhere, but all the hobo's did was watch.

Hobo 2: It's...no use...You can't kill a corrupted meme.

Hobo 1: Guys! You have to run! They're gonna keep coming back!

Smg4 and X worked together as they double ground-pounded a big chungus. While riding cube like a horse, FM attacked another Meme with a minecraft sword.

Smg4: Keep it up lads-!

Smg4 was interrupted as he was attacked from the side. The memes gained the upper hand as they threw Smg4, X and FM into the wall as Mario stopped breathing fire and became worried.

Mario: Oh no! We're out!!

Mario and Bowser were attacked by a meme gorilla and got thrashed about. Bob kept mowing down the memes, but reality set in as he ran out of bullets.

Bob: N-No, stay back!

Bob was crowded as the memes finally got past Axol and Saiko. Luigi's nose was broken by harambe as the memes flattened Tari's duck.

Crystal: No! Leave my momma alone!

Crystal jumped off of Tari and onto one of their heads, but she was grabbed and thrown to the ground screaming and hit with a crash.

Tari: Crystal!!!

Desti and killer ink were becoming surrounded, running low on their basic weapons as they ran out of bombs. Melony was grabbed and thrown against the fence.

Smg4: Guys, we can't beat them! Run into the castle!

Tari broke free from the memes grasp and ran over to grab Crystal. She was rolled on the ground, holding her stomach in pain.

Crystal: Ow, ow, owie!! It's hurts!

Tari: D-don't Worry Crystal, we're gonna be okay! If anything happened to you, Meggy would kill me...

Grabbing the girl, Tari ran inside with the others as they locked the doors.

Smg4, X and FM were surrounded by memes as Smg3 and Mario were grabbed, thrown against the wall next to them and knock unconscious.

Smg4: Mario! You okay!?

Then a shadow overtook all 5 of them as Smg4 turned around in dread...

The last thing he saw was a creepy-pasta sun and a pair of giant hands coming towards him...before everything went dark.

...

Everything was dark...in the ravine where it all began...

Their was a giant house, red bricks with roofs lined with green coding.

The walls and pillars on the inside matched the decor, in the same room where Mario finally stirred.

Mario: Ow!! My spaghetti noodle! Where the hell are we?

Smg4 and Smg3 also awoke from their unconscious state, looking around.

Smg4: I...I don't know. Last thing I remember is-The guys! Oh no! They were being attacked and-

Smg3: Will you shut up?! They're probably dead. We need to figure a way out of here.

Smg4: They're not dead! Take that back!

Smg4 ran over and slapped Smg3. He retaliated by doing the same. The two got into a slap fight, almost like children.

Mario: G-guys...

Smg3 and Smg4: What!?!

They stopped their fight to see what Mario wanted. His eyes bulging from his Skull, Mario pointed to the end of the room.

Standing on a big table were FM and X looking perfectly fine...but that was minor compared to what else was their...

Bodies. Almost a hundred bodies of multi-colour Mario's dead on the floor, their bodies cubed slightly and face textures completely gone.

The sight wasn't the only thing that rendered the three of them speechless. Even more so for FM and X, their was a cold sense of dread of hanging in the air...Like death itself...

FM: What...what is this...

Then...

A red light appeared at the end of the room. It darted from Side to side, almost like an eye. But when it stared right at the coloured Mario's, they realised it WAS an eye.

They couldn't breathe...they couldn't speak...and they couldn't even move...

Then a scaly growl emerged from the darkness, followed by a 3 fingered blue hand as long as two busses.

And suddenly...

The hand lunged forward and grabbed FM and X, dragging them into the darkness as they screamed in pure fear. The moment passed of unknowing dread...

And then they were launched from the darkness, their bodies as pale as the others ones...

It shocked Mario and the two Smg's to their cores, Smg4 falling to his knees in horror.

Smg4: X!! FM!!

His screams drew the attention of this...monster as it glared at them from across the room. With a Godzilla like roar, the blue hand shot forward to grab them.

Smg3: Crap crap crap!

The three of them finally found the strength to run as the hand pursued them.

With Smg3 leading them, they ran through the halls in an attempt to escape the monster's hand. Opening another door, Smg4 screamed.

The room was full of cubed bodies, piled on top of one-another. They ran to the next room and were greeted with the same sight, but even worse as cries for help were written on the wall in red.

Smg4: What the hell is this place?!

Mario: Mario doesn't wanna die!

Smg3 thought for a minute, then had a lightbulb moment.

Smg3: Oi, idiots, shut up and listen. I have an idea.

The hand roamed the halls and searched for its prey, but the guys had successfully managed to hide in the body room. Playing dead with the rest, the hand left and they breathed a sigh of relief.

They kept running, until they finally found-

Smg4: The exit!

Running out the door into the dark, grassy wasteland that awaited, they finally had a chance to catch their breath.

But just as Mario thought they were in the clear...

The giant blue hand emerged from the door and grabbed hold of him. It dragged Mario back inside as the fat Italian screamed.

Smg4: Mario! Hold on, we'll get help!!!

And so they ran off, hopefully to find a way to save him.

...

Back at the castle, things weren't going good.

Axol: Guys! The door won't hold much longer!

Axol went back to holding the door shut, barricading the door with some couches and toads with Melony's help. Boopkins helped as well, nailing the windows shut.

Boopkins: What do we do now?!

The mood was mostly mixed. Bob was distracted watching his iPad, Bowser was rocking back and forth crying, Shroomy looked at the door in worry and Saiko...

Saiko: Let em in! If we go down, we go down with a fight!

Off to the side, Tari had Crystal sitting on a random hospital bed. Looking under her shirt and seeing a bad purple bruise under her shirt, she cried and hugged her as she whined in pain.

In a nearby bed, Luigi was set up with a broken nose and Desti was aiming at the front door with killer ink.

Desti: I know we've had our differences, but can we put aside the grudge in case we die in the next 5 minutes?

Killer ink leader: Fine.

Squadmate 1: Sure.

Squadmate 2: Whatever.

Squadmate 3: Whatever you say...

Bowser took the moment to look at a photo on his phone...

Bowser: Goodbye children. I love you all...

Of photocopies of turtles that weren't even his kids.

Boopkins: Aww, cmon guys! Have a little faith, we'll find a way outta here!

But he was proven wrong as the memes broke through the barricade and into the castle. Scared, Crystal jumped up and hugged onto Tari.

Crystal: Momma, I don't wanna die!

Tari (Holding back tears): J-just hold onto me Crystal...I'll keep you safe as long as I can...

Suddenly, the Mario mobile drove into the castle and sent some of the memes flying. Driving the car was the hobo's, coming to their rescue.

Everyone hopped into the wagon tied to the back of the car, Bob taking his sweet time as he was distracted by whatever he was watching. He took a seat as everyone else looked around.

Luigi: Woah! This is the inside of the wagon?

The inside of the wagon was as big as an airport lounge, complete with drinks, a dart board, a song stage, a bath tub, comfortable chairs and a pool table. Then The yellow hobo called over the speaker.

Hobo 1: Everyone get ready, we're blasting off!

The blue hobo smashed the pedal into gear...

Then proceeded to slowly back out the front door, using the windshield wipers to get the chungus off the front.

...

Back with Smg3 and 4, the two were walking through the Misty fields as Smg3 held his phone in the air. Not getting a signal, he angrily threw his phone away as Smg4 mourned.

Smg4: X...FM...Mario...

Smg4 was distracted from his grief as he looked around. To his horror, they were surrounded by Bitcoin bats and monsters that looked like they came straight from hell.

Smg4: Where...where the hell are we?!

Smg3: The dark web. The place where the scum of the earth go to do the darkest things imaginable.

Then...a shadow loomed over Smg4. With fear on his face he turned around to behold a terrifying creature, a foot taller then him with sharp and fanged teeth. He screamed in terror as the monster stared down at him...only to show him a green and purple mushroom with a big gun.

???: Hello travellers! Could I interest you in some weapons? (Turns) Oh, hey Smg3!

Smg3: Hey Gary!

Smg4 silently turned in confusion.

Smg3: What? Where do you think I get all my new weapons from?

Gary: (Shows rocket launcher) Got this new rocket launcher fresh off the black market. Only 1 bitcoin!

Smg3 had a face like a 5 year old on Christmas.

Smg4: Oi! No, We're not here to buy weapons! We're here to contact the others and get help-!

Before he could finish, Smg3 was already standing behind Gary. Smg4 cursed.

Gary: Let me test it out for you...

Firing it, he shot away a rock and unveiled a guy selling furry costumes. In the blink of an eye, Smg3 was reaching for his wallet.

Smg3: I'll take your entire stock!

Smg4: OI! MARIO IS LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW!!!

Smg3: Sorry about him. You reckon you could help us out here?

Gary: Sure thing bud. (Stands and points) Only way you can contact others is in the livestream area.

Without another word, Smg4 bolted towards the livestream area.

Gary: Uh, your welcome!?

Smg3: Thank you Gary! Sorry! I'll see ya next Tuesday!

Running after Smg4, Gary waved as they left.

Making their way to the livestream area, they walked in Eerie silence past the other dark web users. Among them were a cannibal hot dog salesman, Markilplier selling drugs, A Minecraft hacker and a guy with a sign that read "Will kill for fried chicken."

Their path was blocked by a guy in weird mask...

Masked man: Wanna see some government secrets?!

Smg4: No, we're good. Thank you.

The guys suddenly put a knife to Smg4's throat.

Masked man: I wasn't asking you...

Smg3: Yo yo, we chill! Sure, show us the secret.

Giving him some Bitcoin, the guy pulled up a video on his phone of Obama watching a pyramid in the microwave.

Smg3: Huh. Obama likes pyramids. Who would've known...

The guy ran off as Smg4 looked shocked.

Smg4: Wow. You actually saved me...

Smg3: Ugh. Remember, I only need you alive to turn my corrupted memes back. I would love to see you die otherwise.

Smg4: You're so tsundere, Smg3.

(Catchy tune-)

Smg3: No, I'm not you Baka!

Smg4: Holy crap! Look over there!!!

They finally spotted the livestream area. To their confusion, the live show playing was Birdo stepping on Butter.

Smg3: What the bingus? Who would watch this kind of crap?!

...

Back in the Mario mobile wagon, Bob was watching the same show on his iPad, getting aroused.

Bob: Oh yeah baby...use your toes...

The broadcast was interrupted by Smg4 as he used Smg3's rocket launcher and blew birdo away.

Smg4: Hello!? Anyone there?! Hello!?

Bob: Hey! What the hell Smg4?! I was watching that!

Luigi was crying in the corner when he overheard the commotion.

Luigi: Smg4?!!!

Everyone crowded around Bob to see Smg4 on the screen. Everyone except killer ink cheered, thankful their friend was okay.

Tari: Oh thank god, you guys are safe.

Killer ink leader: Is the boss their?!

Smg4: Huh? Smg3? Yeah, your asshole of a boss is right here.

Smg3: I heard that!

Smg4: Look, we're in the dark web and some weird thing took Mario. We need you to come down here and save us!

Glass breaking was heard as the yellow hobo threw himself through the glass to talk to Smg4, a shard actually stuck in his head.

Hobo 1: Smg4!!!!!! There you are!

Smg4: Ohh god, not you again!

Hobo 1: We're here to save you! We just need something first. (Menacing voice) Where is your guardian pod?

Everyone looked extremely confused.

Smg4: You mean the USB that I first arrived to the mushroom kingdom in? It's...uhhh...

Smg4 had a flashback to the day he arrived, recalling how he and Mario disposed of the USB by throwing it a ditch. A look of fear crossed his face...

Smg4: I don't know...

Hobo 1: Ahh! We're doomed! We can't stop him without a guardian pod!

Tari: Why do we need it? What are we fighting anyway?

Desti: Yeah, can someone explain what the hell is going on?! First my voice changes and then this happens!

A Tv came down as the blue hobo decided to give some exposition.

Hobo 2: He's a virus...from another universe!

Smg4 and everyone in the room had looks of fear and shock on their face.

Hobo 2: He goes from universe to universe, corrupting and destroying them as he goes. We're from a universe that he already destroyed. We escaped, but he seems to have followed us here.

Hobo 1: We're sorry for bringing the apocalypse here, but we know how to stop him! We just need that guardian pod!!!!

Smg3 knocked Smg4 away from the camera, pitching in for once.

Smg3: Why don't you just use mine then? I crash landed in one too, it should still be in that field.

But the hobo's were...distracted by his arrival.

Hobo 1: Wow!!! Three is there too!!!!

The two started chanting 3 as Smg3 had a big grin on his face.

Smg3: Finally, the recognition I deserve.

Smg4 gave him "the look."

Then all of a sudden, a dark shadow loomed over them as they turned their heads...

Whoever Zero was, his meme minion had found them.

A pair of giant hands grabbed them and started dragging them away from the screen screaming.

Hobo 1: Guys! We're going to get that guardian pod! But you have to keep your Avatar safe until we get there!

Smg4: WAIT?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND? AVATAR???? WHAT'S MY AVATAR!?!?!?

...

The two were brought back to the castle...and the sight their stunned them to silence.

Mario felt like he was standing in the devil's aura as he looked forward into the smoke. It's blue and scaly hand keeping a tight grip on him, it let out a long and croaky moan.

Mario: Please let go of Mario! I've been a good boy!

The scaly noise continued as Mario looked on confused.

Then a light shone from above, right before glaring at Mario with its red gaze. Slamming his eyes shut and screaming, Mario felt as if his head were splitting open as his cap blew off.

Smg4: Mario!!!

To the side, Smg4 and Smg3 could only watch in horror as they were chained to the walls, helpless to help Mario.

Then this Zero monster spoke...in a voice that could drive one to madness...

???: WITNESS

Then, Mario's eyes snapped open as he was bombarded with visions.

Code and fire, everywhere.

The world around him destroyed as a body lied on the floor.

Then he saw the rest from Zero's point of view, watching as his own scaly hand became imbued with code.

His USB doors opening as he saw the hobo's standing their, missing the code damage to their bodies. The hand rose and shot a bolt of lightning.

Then with another dead body on the ground, similar to the second hobo with a red colour, Zero had the actual hobo in his hand and prepared to destroy him as the world around them burned in fire and code.

Hobo 2: Our universe may be doomed, but we're taking you down with it Zero!

The hobo lunged forward with Zero's own USB to trap him.

And then...Mario screamed.

His eyes rolled back and turned completely black as his screaming became the only thing for miles. His arm twisted and broke as it turned 3 fingered and scaly like Zero's.

To the side, Smg4 grabbed his head and Smg3 grabbed his chest as a similar pain came over them. The two screamed as their bodies began to have their code corrupted, Smg3's arm fading as his eyes disappeared.

It seemed the end for all 3 of them...but then...!

The Mario mobile smashed through the front door, the hobo's at the helm as Zero turned and roared at their arrival.

The car stopped in place as something started crowding it. As everyone looked about, they realised it was the Mario re-colours. Instead of killing them, Zero had turned them into mindless zombies!

Luigi: Wah!!! What is this!?!?

Bob: Holy crap, that is a lot of Mario!

Hobo 1: Quick! Everyone out!

Bob tried to jump out first, but just blocked their path.

Bob: Crap, why am I so thick!?! I'm stuck!

Desti: Argh, move it Bob!

Desti mercilessly kicked him out of the way as everyone jumped out battle ready, The hobo's equipped with Smg3's USB.

Hobo 2: It's over zero!

Zero roared. The hobo's ran forward, but were stopped by Mario Re-colour zombies in too many numbers to count.

Hobo 1: Oh no! What do we do?!

Hobo 2: We're gonna have to just run through them-!

Before he could finish, a series of blue Splatter bombs flew past him and blew the zombies away with no problem.

Turning with shock, their saviour's were team killer ink with smug looks.

Killer ink leader: Your welcome.

Saiko: Out of the way! The Saiko express is coming through!

Luigi: We're coming Mario!!!"

Jumping on Saiko's hammer, the fight began as she launched him forward. Going green rocket, Luigi cleared a path through the zombies for the hobo's to pass with the USB.

Chaos was on all sides as they ran. Bob kicked a zombie from the side, Tari used a giant duck to crush another, Saiko swung her hammer down on them and Crystal sat on Desti's shoulders as they shot Zombies down left and right.

Axol was smacking them away with Inkweaver, but he became overwhelmed as he was crowded down to the floor.

Screaming out in terror, his saviour was Melony as she used her newfound deity abilities to slice through all the zombies like paper. She smiled, but was surprised when Axol hugged her.

Axol: Thank you Melony!

She hugged him back with a laugh.

The hobo's ran faster and faster. Tari got into a slap fight with a zombie, bowser span into them like a wheel and Boopkins used his solid snake body pillow to set a zombie on fire. One Zombie made a lunge for the hobo's but Shroomy sniper-shot his head off from the Mario mobile.

Mario screamed even louder as Zero increased his influence. The hobo's were just a few steps away, but one last wave of Zombies blocked their path as Zero stared down at them.

But Boopkins and Bob had one last plan, Bob donning his rapper gear and Boopkins some sunglasses as they stood in front of them, the lights dimming..

Bob: Oh hell yeah! Time for the ultimate rap finisher! Hit it Boopkins!

Boopkins: Ahem!

The two entered a rap of scats and beatboxing, laying down a beat so sick, they glowed golden and floated in the air. Rendering everyone confused, the Zombies fell and knelt to the "Rap gods."

Bob: Oh yeah! Bow down to your god! Quick, fly you fools!

Taking what might be their only shot, the hobo's ran forward.

Hobo 1: Remember us Zero!?!? This time, we're going to end you for good!

Zero roared as he smashed his hand down, missing the hobo's as they jumped close to Smg4 and Smg3.

Smg4: Thank you...for saving us guys. We...we don't even know your names!

Hobo 2: What, really? I thought it was obvious by now.

And then, the two revealed...

Smg1: My name is Smg1!!!

Smg2: And I'm Smg2!

Smg4's jaw dropped as Smg3 started to freak out.

Smg1: And now, we're going to end this for good!

The newly revealed Smg1 and Smg2 ran off to finish the job, leaving the others in shock.

Smg4: Wait! You can't just drop something like that on me!

Smg1: We have a guardian pod too! Find it! It'll explain everything!!!!

The two ran forward, dodging Zero's punches as he still held Mario in his grasp. Smg1 stood as Smg2 jumped off his head like a bouncy ball and with a cry of rage, Smg2 threw Smg3's USB right at Zero.

The sound of flesh being hit was heard. All 4 Smg's and the zombies looked in silent anticipation...until...

Zero let out a cry of pain as the USB did its work, the area around becoming warped. Zombies were sent flying back as Zero released Mario and sent him falling to the ground.

Luigi: Guys! Mario!!!

Zero let out one last cry of pain before their was an explosion of colour. The blast wave forced everyone to hang onto something or get sent flying.

Then the wave retracted and turned into a vacuum black hole. Smg1 and 2 held on for dear life, but it was all for nought as they were pulled in screaming...

The dust settled and everything went quiet...

The USB stood still, wedged into the ground...

And on the table nearby, Mario lied...motionless...

Worried, everyone ran over as Luigi lifted him off the table and shook him.

Luigi: B-bro! Please speak to me! Are you okay?!

Their was no answer. Shroomy put his hands over his face, Crystal whimpered and cuddled into Tari as she tried to keep it together, even Saiko looked saddened.

But Luigi was hit the hardest. Whimpering as he buried his head into Mario's shoulder.

It was his biggest fear come true, his big brother gone...

But then...

Mario's monster-formed arm returned to normal in a flash, flexing his fingers. And in a dazed state, he finally opened his eyes...

Mario: Mama? Can I have spaghetti now please?

Luigi looked up with a shocked smile, not holding back as he hugged his bro.

Luigi: Guys!! He's fine!!!

The gang (Except Killer ink) Cheered as Tari and Crystal ran in to join the hug.

Crystal: Uncle Mario! Your safe!

Tari: Ohhh Mario! You gave us quite the scare!

Melony joined in the hug for no reason.

Mario: Hey, uhh...where's Smg4??

Killer ink leader: Yeah, and where's the boss?

Smg4: We're...here...

Smg3 and Smg4 emerged from the fire, free from their chains and disoriented from everything that happened.

Smg4: A little shook...but we're okay and glad to see Mario's okay too!

Boopkins: Yay! The gangs all here!

(Meanwhile in Port Aurora)

Meggy: Huh, I keep getting the feeling I'm being left out of something...

Meggy shrugged as Auri looked with confusion.

(Okay, back to Smg4)

Smg4: I...don't know, but it felt like my essence was being destroyed.

Luigi: Those guys said something about an Avatar. Did they mean Mario?

Mario: Mario's the Avatar!?

After having a bit of an anime moment, Mario grabbed a rock...

Mario: EARTH-BENDING ATTACK!

And hurled it at Smg3's face. Ignoring looks from killer ink, he just wandered off.

Tari: Did I hear them right when they said they were called Smg1 and Smg2?

Smg4: Yeah...I didn't know there was more of us...did you?

Smg3: (Shrugs) I don't know?

Boopkins: I can't believe they sacrificed themselves to save us...

Then the ground started shaking. Everyone turned around in alarm as they saw the USB was glowing green as the words "VIRUS QUARANTINED" flashed on a screen.

Saiko: Eyes up everyone, we might it be done yet!

Then suddenly, the zombie around them started to glow the same glow of the USB aura. And before they knew it...

A flash went off and the zombies were gone, replaced with the fully living Mario re-colours as they walked around confused.

Mario54321: Ow...my head...

Blazer Mario: I...don't remember anything...

Smg4 looked confused, but smiled and laughed when he realised...he had all his friends back at last! Even X and FM were okay!

X: Uhhh...where the hell are we?

FM: Why do my eyes feel like they've been gouged out-

The Mario mobile honked its horn and drew everyone's attention.

Smg4: Hey everyone! I know you're all probably super confused right now. But all will be explained-

Smg3: Just get the hell in the car so we can get out of this backwater place!

More then willing to comply, all the Mario re-colours and the gang hopped in the back.

Before Mario got inside, he checked his head and quickly realised his cap was missing.

"Here you go uncle Mario!"

Looking down, he saw Crystal offering his hat back.

"I found it on the ground over their!"

Mario smirked, taking his cap back and ruffling the child's hair.

"Hehe, thanks kid!"

Crystal smiled back. She looked back at the pod, staring at it with worry. Her eyes flashed orange for a minute, but she brushed off the mini headache as stress.

She dropped the subject when Mario picked her up and made her laugh, putting his cap back on as they hopped in the back of the cart to finally leave...

...

For the first time in years, life had returned to Bloopers-vile. People walked about and talked just like the good old days.

X: Wow...it's been some 10 year anniversary, Huh.

FM: Yeah...who knew a crazy psycho monster was abducting us just cuz we all look like Mario.

Mario: Very Sexy!

Smg4: I'm...I'm just glad everyone's safe.

FM: Thanks for saving us man.

Smg4: My pleasure guys!

Annoyed, Desti honked the Mario mobile horn to get their attention.

Desti: If you guys are done talking, we still got a tonne of dead freaking memes to deal with!

Smg4: Oh yeah. Hey X, FM? Want to help me out? For old times sake?

The two had smiles that rivalled the grinch, nodding.

The three walked side by side together towards the castle, still surrounded by dead memes.

Smg4: X! FM! Let's do the thing. Meme machine activate!

The three formed a pile, FM on the bottom with a mic, X as the middleman and Smg4 on the top with his camera. Together, they were...A meme machine!

Smg4: Hey fans! It's Smg4 and I'm about to show you some memes! CHARGE!!!

Running forward, their goal was to restore all the memes so Smg3 could send them back. A monkey meme tried to attack them, but Smg4 zapped him with a camera and returned him to normal.

They ran through the courtyard, zapping and restoring memes left and right. Toad was close to getting mauled by a corrupted Morshu as Smg4 turned to zap him...but accidentally hit toad and turned him into an ugly monstrosity.

Smg4: AH CRAP, TURN IT BACK, TURN IT BACK!!!

Zapping him again, Toad was back to normal with the exception of some extra long legs.

Smg4: Alright! You're on Smg3!!!

Using his phone, Smg3 re-opened the portal back to the internet graveyard.

Smg3: Alright kids, let's go home!!!

The memes cheered as they made their way through the portal. Off to the side, Killer ink and Desti watched on.

Killer ink leader! Already guys, let's go!

They all went off to the portal, though not before the leader gave Desti a wink. Slightly shocked, she just gave a smirk before they left.

As the last few memes finally went home, Smg4 and Smg3 shot each-other a look.

Smg3: Smg4...you're alright for a mortal enemy.

After that remark, Smg3 went through the portal and went back to the graveyard. Smg4 just smiled. Maybe...maybe working together with Smg3 could work out in the future...

...

As the sky began to darken again, FM and X said their final goodbyes from the ground as everyone else stood on the roof.

FM and X: Thanks again guys! (Walk away)

Smg4: See ya soon!! (Turns around) Well, this 10 year anniversary took a weird turn, Huh?

Mario: I saw god.

Bob: Yeah, but why was he trying to touch your no no square?

Luigi: And what does that have to do with destroying universes bro?

Boopkins: What's with all the USB's everywhere?

Crystal: And what about the weird strangers with funny heads?

Tari: Crystal'a right, are there other Smg's out there??

Smg4: (Sigh) There's so many mysteries to figure out.

Saiko: Eh, if it's means more action like tonight then I don't mind.

Desti: Heh, same here!

Shroomy: Yeah, and this time, we can solve it all together!

Smg4: Yeah! And that includes all of you! (To reader) Thank you all for 10 years of Smg4!!!

Of course, Smg4 was just talking to a wall in everyone else's eyes. Heavy squid just laughed at him.

And with that, the 10 year anniversary of Smg4...had come to an end...

...

In the castle aftermath of their fight with Zero, the USB stood alone as the virus remained quarantined.

But then, the screen glitched and flashed red as a new message flashed.

YOUR ANTI-VIRUS SUBSCRIPTION IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE...

Despite what everyone thought, it's seems the gang weren't done with Zero just yet...

To be continued...