Smg4 Fanfiction: Crystal Splezter - WOTFI 2020

Plot: Years long rivals clash for what is hopefully the last time...

The mushroom Castle...the place where it all began and Mario met Princess peach. The place where so much carnage has happened.

And now, from the pipe where Mario jumped from so many moons ago, the Smg4 gang and Susan wizardwong appeared in their escape from non existence.

Tari: Guys! We're free!!!

Crystal: Yay!

Meggy and Tari hugged Crystal, Meggy almost hoisting them both off the ground.

Meggy: I'm so happy, we made it!

Crystal: Wahoo!

Tari: M-Meggy, your crushing me...!

Meggy: Oh, sorry.

Desti: (Checks phone) Finally, I can check my messages. (Reads) What, since when did I cancel my credit card!?

Smg4: It's not over yet. We've still got Smg3 to take care of-

The sight before them however...was not at all what they expected.

Smg3 was at a recording camera, making the Anti-cast do a dance reluctantly.

Smg3: That's it...work for me. Work for daddy-

He then turned...his eyes going wide as he saw the entire Smg4 cast staring at him with rage.

Mario: (Waves) Hello Motherf*cker!

He screamed, drawing the remote.

Smg3: How'd you guys get out?!

Mario: Mario stole your phone B****! (Throws phone away) Now give Smg4 his account back!!

Smg3: In your dreams! I'll just delete you again!

Shooting forth a bolt of lightning from the YouTube remote, Smg4 didn't even flinch as the shock came towards him. Everyone else's eyes went wide as the bolt hit him...

Only for the blast to have been blocked by Susan. Smg4 walked forward, a snarky smile crossing his face.

Smg4: It's over for you Smg3...Susan: Obliterate.

Susan ran forward. Knowing he was well and truly screwed, Smg3 refused to give up and sent every last OOF button the remote could summon. She stopped running, looking up.

Susan Walawally: Pfft...you're trying to send my children after me?

The OOF buttons charged to attack her, but she knew what to do...

Susan Wolverine: GO DO YA HOMEWORK OR NO MINECRAFT TONIGHT!

OOF buttons: Yes mum...

They all left, leaving Smg3 as Susan's mercy. She tackled him and they both started fighting for the remote.

Susan Willy wonka: Try deleting me again you punk B****!

Smg3 grunted as he tried and failed to keep a grip on the remote. Then on the back, he saw a button labelled "FACTORY RESET". He didn't know what it did, but he pressed it in the hopes it was his one way of winning.

Immediately, both remote users were launched back and Susan was suddenly paused. The remote glowed red and hovered Above the ground.

It moved in the direction of Jub Jub, confusing the poor fish before it phased into him. He T-posed for a second before his eyes went blank white. He hoped to the sky, an evil laugh heard to all.

Boopkins: Oh no, Jub Jub! Are you okay?!

Remote: I AM NOT YOUR BRAIN DEAD BROTHER. I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE REMOTE. YOU HAVE FINALLY AWOKEN ME FROM MY ETERNAL SLUMBER.

Mario: Do a flip!

Desti: Seriously Mario?!

Mario: What?

Remote: TWO SOULS CLAIM THE ACCOUNT, SO I MUST DECIDE WHO IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO OWN IT.

The two Smg's gave a glance, before jumping up and down with their arms in the air.

Smg3/Smg4:  Oh, Oh, Choose me! Choose me!

Remote: WE WILL SETTLE THIS...WITH A LITTLE COMPETITION.

A bolt of red lightning came from the corrupt Jub Jub/Remote hybrid as a giant flash went off...

The competition for the remote...had begun.

(Once again, I'm NOT doing the challenges! They take too long and you can see the same stuff in the ACTUAL video! I'd find the link, but Wattpad is impossible to use in that regard)

...

For what was hopefully the final challenge, both The Smg4 and the Anti cast had to listen to Smg3's entire villain monologue.

Both sides stood on the left and right sides of the roof, Smg3 standing illuminated by 2 spotlights and the moon.

Smg3: Guys, let me tell you the story...The story of a man who has always gotten the short end of the stick-

Mario: Boring!

Even though Mario had already lost, Smg3 continued...

Smg3: But instead of telling you...I want to put on a little play instead. Boopkins, come on up here Buddy.

Boopkins: Oh, acting?! I love acting! Yay!

Boopkins ran up. Everyone was confused of what Smg3's motives were...

Boopkins: What do you want me to do? Play a bad guy? Oh, oh! How about a superhero?! I-

Then in a move that stunned everyone, Smg3 grabbed Boopkins and held him over the side of the roof. If he dropped him, Boopkins would die a certain death.

Boopkins: Ah, no! Let me down!

Everyone was shocked and worried, Crystal attempting to run forward but being stopped by Meggy in fear the same thing would happen to her.

Smg3: UNFORTUNATELY, MY PATIENCE HAS RUN OUT, MY FRIENDS! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYING THESE STUPID CHALLENGES!

Jub Jub looked on with worry for his brother as Smg3's sanity started to unravel before his very eyes.

Smg3: GIVE ME THE REMOTE NOW OR BOOPKINS GETS IT!

Jub Jub tried to walk forward and comply, but the Remote took control.

Remote: NO! DROP HIM! HE HAS NO VALUE TO ME OR THIS PLANET.

Boopkins: Somebody help me, please!

Smg3: I'LL DO IT! I SWEAR!

Smg3 loosened his grip ever so slightly. Jub Jub tried to move further, but the remote kept stopping him.

Remote: NO, YOU FOOL!!!

Jub Jub ignored the remote, trying again only to be stopped again.

Remore: GRRR...STOP. THIS. INSTANT!!!!

Jub Jub fought violently against his possessor, his body sparking and as he finally closed his eyes and focused...he spat the remote out like a rocket.

The remote flew through the air, everyone looking in concern...

Before it landed back in Smg3's hands. He released Boopkins and put him back on the ground, his power increasing.

Smg3: Checkmate.

Everyone geared up for the final battle, Smg3 hitting a button to transform the roof into a battlefield.

It's time for a rap battle Bois!

(Beginning of Rap Battle)

Smg3:

Sorry lads, games ending early

I'm a power hungry man in a bit of a hurry

With all these rules, You expect me to comply?

Here's a rule called YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Smg4:

You can't even compete, so try and hit delete!

While we kick your ass to this really sick beat!

The worst you could do is write a mean tweet,

So shut up and just admit defeat!

Mario:

It's SMG3, YouTuber wannabe

A big disappointment, guarantee!

Still a huge failure with all your plans

(Dodges attacks) Just shut up, go home, and make an Onlyfans!

Smg3:

How dare you; This is war!

It's time to even the score. (Uses remote)

Your painful deaths are overdue

Come and attack them, all my crew!

(The background changes. Rob and Bob are sent back to WOTFI 2018 as Rob knocks Waluigi aside.)

Rob:

I am a chad cause I eat corn.

You are a virgin who just views porn.

Bob:

What I watch is a mystery,

Cause I clear my internet history!

(Time travel back to 2017 WOTFI)

Luigi:

You guys are all fake, you have no appealWhile people love weegee, L is real!

Anti Shroomy:

(Tries to shoot Luigi) A GREEN INBRED WITH A PEAR-SHAPED HEAD?

YEAH, NO THANKS, I'D RATHER BE DEAD!

(Travel back to WOTFI 2015)

Belle:

We're next gen, you're old news

We get much more YouTube views!

Tari:

You're so mean and as cold as ice!

Aw, sorry, that wasn't very nice...

(Back to present...)

OKAY, enough!

My ears are stinging,

Too much singing,

Not enough killing!!! (Killing, killing, killing, killing!)

(Smg3 aims the remote and shoots just as Mario tackles him. Meggy sees and acts as a human shield for Crystal as the blast hits them both. It goes silent at Meggy and Crystal both fall...but then...)

Meggy...with human voice:

Oh!

Awoawoawo!

Crystal, also now with human voice:

(Awoawoawo)

Meggy:

Guys, please stop fighting!

There's only one true foe,

Using you to grow,

It's SMG3!

Mario:

Using them for his own gain?

Ooh Meggy, you big brain!

Meggy:

Thanks Red, I'm sure they're nervous

Mario:

No problem Meggy, at your service!

Saiko:

Yeah, he doesn't care about you!

Wimpu:

He promised me a big waifu!

Boopkins:

To all of you, I bet he's so rude

Desti:

Come to think of it, where's killer ink gone too?

Jub Jub:

Jub Jub, Jub Jub Jub!

Weegee doll:

Weegee, Weegee...

Crystal:

Oh yeah!

Smg4:

That's right, he's really not that slick!

He's just a massive prick...

Smg3:

You guys can't honestly believe these clowns,

I'm one of the nicest guys in town!

I'm always showing love and humanity,

With some good ol' fashioned verbal profanity!

Mario:

Sorry man, I'll make this fast,

No one likes a man with a stick up his ass!

Smg4:

All right people, time to quiz,

Find out who he really is!

Belle:

You treat your workers with no respect!

Smg3:

You guys don't earn it, last I checked...

Meggy:

Oooh sorry, that's not helping your case.

Try again with a little more grace!

Anti Shroomy:

YOU PROMISED US WEALTH AND FAME!!!

Smg3:

I don't...recall...making that claim...

Mario:

It's over bro, Time for your demise!

Everyone sees straight through your damn lies!

Smg3:

FINE! I don't need any of you swines,

The power of this remote will be all MINE!!!

(Then Smg3 swallowed the remote whole)

(He glowed with red electricity and his eyes went white. He used pause beams to freeze Wimpu and after trying to do the same to luigi, he summoned forth an entire army of OOF buttons.)

(Bob and Rob teamed up fight one as Saiko hammered down another as Weegee went super and barrelled himself into one. Anti-Shroomy went ballistic with guns, Boopkins started eating one, Belle and Tari fought one in a video-game and Melony...somehow killed one with a flaming sword.)

(Smg3 grabbed Smg4 by the neck and gathered a ball of energy in his hand to kill him...but Smg4 smiled. Smg3 turned his head to see Mario ready with Jub Jub in a safety helmet.)

Mario:

A manipulative lying piece of trash!

(He kicked Jub Jub as a projectile...)

Smg4:

Whose life is about to end in a crash!

(Smg4 kicks Smg3 away and into Jub Jub's path...)

Mario:

And I'm pretty sure the world can agree...

(Smg3 got hit and went flying as Smg4 jumped after him...)

Smg4:

That man's name is Smg3!!!

(And the rap battle ends as Smg4 kicked Smg3 down, sending him falling to the ground with a ground quaking explosion...)

(End of Rap battle)

Smg3 lied defeated on the floor. His plan in tatters, he was out of options. He had it all...and then he lost it all.

Pulling himself up, he choked and coughed before he finally coughed up the YouTube remote. It flew through the air, right into Smg4's hand.

Smg4 stood with a serious look, the rest of his gang and Smg3's former gang in tow. Bob brought Susan's frozen body and un-paused her with the remote, freeing her as she cheered.

Smg4: Susan, you may have the honours.

Susan stood, walking towards Smg3 with a vengeance...

Susan Wobberjack: You came to the wrong house fool.

Susan clapped and a portal to the Internet graveyard appeared behind Smg3. He didn't even need to turn to realise his fate, begging one last time in a futile effort.

Smg3: W-wait! No! It was just a prank! Come on guys, please don't do this!

An OOF button appeared behind him, making him turn with dread. He screamed out loud as the button grabbed him, begging and screaming before it dragged him into the portal...and closed shortly after.

Everyone cheered.

Mario: We did it! That ass is gone!!

Luigi: And you finally have your account back Smg4!

Smg4: Couldn't do it without you guys. Thanks!

Tari: And we made some new friends too!

Belle: Yeah I guess you guys ain't so bad...

Bob and Rob shared a hug, same with Boopkins and Jub Jub. But when Wimpu turned to Saiko...

Saiko: You touch me...you're dead.

Susan Wally west: Gross. Welp, I'm outta here dweebs.

Smg4: Wait, Susan! Thank you...

Susan Windows 98: Yeah, yeah, don't make me throw up. I'm still gonna demonetise your videos Smg4.

She opened a portal to YouTube headquarters, going to go back but sticking back for a second.

Susan War machine: But maybe a little less next time.

After that, she really did leave.

Back with Meggy, Tari hugged her as Crystal was testing her new voice.

Crystal:Muh...ma...Mo...Mommy!

Meggy: So, I guess this is how we both sound now?

Tari: If it helps, you both sound amazing.

Crystal: Thanks Momma!

Tari was taken aback as Crystal hugged her leg. He innocent nature made her eyes go big with tears as she lifted Crystal in a hug.

Tari: I love this family so much!

Meggy giggled and hugged the both of them.

Boopkins: I think it suits you two!

Saiko: Yeah, and if anyone doesn't think so, I'll tear their heads off!

Meggy: Uh...thanks Saiko...

Smg4: Alrighty! Come on friends new and old. Let's get out of here...

They all walked off together...

Bob: Party at Rob's!

Rob: Yeah, boiiiiiiiiiii.

Desti: Hey, whatever happened to killer ink?

Mario: Meh, who cares? Let's party!

Everyone cheered, the ordeal was finally over...

...

In the Internet graveyard, Smg3 set up a sign promoting his new podcast before sitting on a log to talk to his "audience."

Smg3: Welcome to my NEW podcast! Where it will be perfect this time around.

In reality, his audience was just a Ugandan Knuckles and the whole team of Killer Ink wrapped in chains sitting in front of a campfire.

Smg3: So, want to hear me rap?

The awkward silence was broken...when the knuckles attacked Smg3. He screamed as the rest of Killer Ink laughed.

Yep, this was gonna be one LONG eternity...

To be continued...