Smg4 Fanfiction: Crystal Splezter - A totally Normal Smg4 episode

Plot: Just a normal day in the Mushroom kingdom! But...something feels off...

(August 9th - 2020)

The day was lovely at the Mario bros residence. Mario was sleeping in his bed. When his alarm clock rang, he shot it, got up and did some stretching.

Mario: What a lovely day for some FOOD!!!

Mario went to the fridge, getting a plate of Spaghetti and eating it as Luigi came from behind him.

Luigi: Hey Mario! We need to head to the castle! Smg4 needs help!

Mario (Angered): Not now, can't you see I'm eating spaghetti Luigi?

Luigi: Aw, come on Mario! (Glitched) He could really use our help!

Mario was confused. For a minute, he thought Luigi looked more like his Doll...

Mario: Uhh...Luigi? You okay?

Luigi: Yeah, of course I am bro! Now let's go see Smg4!

Mario (Nervous): O...Kay?

Then the walls glitched out as they suddenly found themselves in Smg4's room at the castle, the meme lover at his computer.

Mario: What the? How'd we get here so fast?

Luigi: Hey Smg4! We're here! What did you need help with?

He just sat their...motionless. What's weirder was that Luigi didn't even notice. Mario got closer and check on him. He didn't even flinch.

Mario: Smg4? You there bro?

Smg4 remained silent...then his eye moved to look at Mario...and then-

Smg4: Hey guys!

A smile crossed his face like everything was normal.

Smg4: Thanks for coming to help. I need help (Glitched) with making a meme!

The whole world glitched as Luigi was suddenly behind Mario.

Luigi: Oh, we can help with that?

Smg4: Awesome! I called the other guys to come and help.

Mario turned around, jumping in surprise. Everyone was just...their.

Mario: Woah! When did you guys get here?!

Boopkins: Hi Smg4, how can we (Glitches) help?

Saiko: Yeah, let's help! (Glitched) Me...

Mario didn't know what was happening. Meggy was saying something, but she said it so fast he couldn't understand. It sounded like..."Help me."

When her head started glitching out and turning into a watermelon, Tari's arm had twisted and was waving at Mario, her head Upside-down on her shoulders. Mario could realise now these...things were not his friends, backing away slowly.

Mario: St-stay back. All of you!

Mario was scared for his life, not eased when he saw Smg4. His eyes were unnatural, gazing into his soul.

Smg4? (Glitched): What's wrong Mario? You don't look so good.

That was the last straw for Mario. Screaming, he ran out the door and gazed over the barrier.

Smg4 was in the centre of the room...but-

Mario: You're...You're not Smg4, are you?

Smg4 glitched. Then Smg3 was In his place, the castle gone as he stared at Mario from across a blank space.

Smg3: No, I've replaced him AND your friends. They've all been deleted from this channel...forever...

Mario caved...all his friends were gone. Meggy, Tari, Crystal...

Mario: N...no...

Desti, Boopkins...Luigi, his own brother...

He caved onto his knees...

Smg4, Bob, Saiko...

All gone...because of HIM!

Mario: SMG3, YOU BASTARD!!

He leapt forward, fist clenched and full of rage.

Mario: BRING THEM BACK!!!!!

But Smg3 anticipated this. With one button press on the remote, Mario froze midair stuck in his position.

Then something peculiar happened. The controller briefly shook in Smg3's, letting out a ghostly wail. He stopped it, getting annoyed.

Smg3: Ugh, I'm getting tired of her doing that!

Mario: Her?

Smg3: Oh, yeah. My problem.

Smg3 paced round Mario, explaining.

Smg3: You see, I sent back my goons to take the places of your friends. But when it came to Crystal...I ran into a problem.

He clicked a button, showing a voice like area. It was grey and lifeless...

Just like the poor girl sitting in the middle...

Mario looked in horror. Crystal was a mess. Some of her face had cracked off, glitching in the places where it had and her eyes were white and void.

She was crying...quiet murmurs of "It hurts" and "Make it stop" could be heard as she rocked back and forth on the floor that somehow existed.

Smg3: When I wiped Meggy from existence, I never expected this would happen...

Mario: Wha...What did you do to her?!

Smg3: She's become...a living paradox. A being with no past, present or future. As far as I'm concerned, she's going to be stuck in their until Meggy somehow comes back from non-existence...or I let her out.

Mario: Please, Mario's begging you! Kill me, leave me here forever, just let her go!

Smg3: Well...no, I don't think I will. And just in case...

He used the remote and closed the portal ring.

Smg3: I'm keeping the kid close to me, just in case I decide to delete her like her dumb Mom...

He walked past, leaving Mario alone...

Smg3: Oh, don't worry Mario. I'm not going to do anything to you. After all, you said before that you wanted to make video's with me right? And now it's finally time...Time to make this channel truly mine.

He walked off into the darkness, leaving Mario alone...

Smg3 walked into the darkness. Then he turned to face-

Smg3: Hello you.

Wait, what?

Smg3: Yeah, I can see you. I'm not the original...am I?

N-no...

Smg3: I'm just a copy you wrote to get your fantasy on paper. Your the real evil, making a whole child new character just to make her suffer!

You did that, not-!

Smg3: It doesn't matter anymore...

What? Why, you planning to wipe me out too? (Raises remote)

Smg3: No, just to make you write my world instead.

No, you wouldn't!

Smg3: So I have one last word for you, Mr Writer...

What's that button do?! What are you doing?!

Smg3: Welcome to to the Smg3 channel! (Clicks button)

NOOOOO-!!!

(MIND CONTROL COMPLETE)

...

It was a lovely day at Smg3's special castle as the amazing man himself was doing what he did best: Making Memes!

The Glorious Smg3: Ah, meme time, meme time! Posting some great memes.

Then Rob came in holding...corn?

Rob: Hey Smg3, look what I made!

Smg3 snatched the corn away, kicking it out a window and replacing it with a DVD. Wait, why did he have corn-?

The Glorious Smg3: (Coughs)

I mean, Rob came in with a random DVD.

Rob: Hey Smg3, look what I made!

The Glorious Smg3: I don't want to listen to your latest rap hit right now Rob! I've got Memes to make!

Rob put the DVD into radio, singing.

Rob rapping: 

So he's finally back,

With some corn for you,

If you have some corn,

You can join in too! Put your corn together-

He halted mid rap as he accidentally hit the computer PC, breaking it.

The Glorious Smg3: Oh darn you Rob! Look what you did. Now I have to go buy a new PC. Looks like this'll be the start of a whacky adventure!

(Epic Smg3 transition)

At the local store, Jub Jub was looking at a photo when Smg3 approached. Wait, is Jub Jub...crying?

The Glorious Smg3: Hey Jub Jub, my fine young supporting character. Watch any good anime today?

Jub Jub was crying, looking at a picture of...wait, what's a spike doing in that photo? It looks familiar...

Smg3 whispered something about following the script? He takes the iPad away from Jub Jub and switches it for an anime image.

Huh, must've just been my imagination...

The Glorious Smg3: Oh Jub Jub, you and your anime.

Jub Jub: (Silently) Boopkins...

Smg3 went to the car audio section, seeing Anti Shroomy. Wait, why is he Anti? Wasn't it just Shroomy?

The Glorious Smg3: Hey Anti-Shroomy! Collecting those scout badges?

Anti-Shroomy: SCOUT BADGES ARE FOR (BEEP) CHUMPS! ID RATHER BE (BEEP) TO DEMONS AND (BEEP)!

Wait, I thought Shroomy was the nicest person on the planet, why is he suddenly yelling about demons?

Smg3 got annoyed and hit another remote button. Clearly, my head isn't right because Shroomy is clearly speaking Chinese and talking about his badges as Smg3 walked away.

The Glorious Smg3: Ah, always so chipper! Well, good luck getting those badges!

Then Smg3 came across Belle, playing one of her games with a duck on her shoulder. Smg3 came to check on her and she sighed.

Belle: Ugh...do I really have to say it?

Smg3 glared angrily at her, making her relent.

Belle: Something something...I like...duckies...

Smg3 continued walking until he finally saw it: The last PC!

Wimpu: S-stop!"

To the side, Wimpu appeared and wanted the PC for himself. The only question was why was he shaking like a leaf?

Wimpu: I-I was going to-to...

He looked at some paper, Smg3 glaring angrily and pointing a gun at him-okay, what the hell is going on?!

Wimpu: I-I was going to buy t-that...you l-loser.

Why is he breaking down on the ground?! Why is he crying?!?!

Wimpu: I'm sorry, I can't...I want to go home!!!

The Glorious Smg3: No, no, no! Stop everything!!!

Stop everything? What is Smg3 he doing with that remote-?

(MIND CONTROL BROKEN)

Holy crap, I'm free! Best to play along so I don't get caught...Ahem...

The Anti cast glitched to his location, looking confused.

Smg3: No wonder I can't make a great video! You are all the worst supporting cast ever! Except for Melony and the Killer ink squad, you Guys are doing great.

Killer ink leader: You haven't even gotten to us yet! And Melony is just a freaking Melon!

Wimpu: I'm sorry...

Smg3: Saiko wouldn't say that!

Wimpu: Please don't yell at me...

Smg3: And she definitely wouldn't say that! None of you can hold a candle to that other cast!

Killer ink squadmate 1: Alright, that's it. Let's bail.

Killer ink started walking off, confusing Smg3.

Smg3! Where do you think you're going?!

Killer ink leader: We wanted revenge and we got it, but this...is just pathetic. Find a replacement for the Octoling, we're outta here.

They starting walking toward the door, making Smg3 mad. Hitting a button, he summoned one of the OOF buttons. The killer Ink team barely had time to comprehend before it grabbed them all and dragged them to the Internet graveyard. Everyone was in shock...

Smg3: I don't understand that! I'm supposed to be better then Smg4, Everyone's meant to respect me!

Belle: Or maybe you're just not Smg4.

Smg3 shocked her with the remote, sending her to her knees in pain as everyone looked at him with contempt.

Smg3: I am better then Smg4! Anything he can do, I can do better! Roll credits!

(BROADCAST INTERRUPTION)

To be continued...

(OUTSIDE SOURCE DETECTED)

???: You've met with a terrible fate...haven't you?

...

Back with Mario, the plumber was still left suspended where Smg3 had left him. His stomach rumbled.

Mario: Ooo, Mario's hungry. I wonder where to get Spaghetti in the void...

???: Shut up you idiot, this isn't time for food.

Mario's eyes went wide, wondering where that voice was coming from.

Then right next to him, Susan what's her name appeared next to him as a ghost.

Mario: Ahh! It's demon witch Susan wojizzovk!!!

Then on his other side, Smg4 appeared as a ghost as well.

Smg4: Hey Mario, I know it's gonna be hard working with Susan, but listen. She has something really important to say.

Mario: What?! Smg4!!!!! You're a ghost?! Where are you? What happened to the others?

Smg4: Yeah, we kinda...

...

Apparently, instead of getting erased, the gang and Susan had ended up in the Starbucks at the Internet Cafe, talking to Mario through a trans-dimensional portal.

Smg4: Well, we kinda all got banished from existence.

Around the cafe, The gang was spanned around the cafe doing things to distract themselves. Meggy meanwhile was sat in the corner, Crying softly and leaning against Tari.

Saiko: Yeah, we got sent here right after we got wiped from history.

Boopkins: Aw, I actually really like it here! Do we have to go back?

Bob: Yes please, get us out of here! Twitter is blocked here so I can't see big anime Titties!

Desti: And on an actually serious note, Meggy is freaking out and probably an hour away from going into cardiac arrest!

Tari: She's just Worried! Crystal didn't show up here and she's worried what happened to her...

Mario: Crystal? I saw what happened to her?

Smg4: Well, where-

Before Smg4 could finish, Meggy shoved him aside and started yelling.

Meggy: Mario, your gonna tell me where my daughter is or I'm gonna ripe you a new Spaghetti hole!

Mario: Hello to you too...

Meggy tried to futilely strangle him through the glass but was pulled away by Tari.

Smg4: So where is she?

Mario: Smg3 said she was trapped in some kind of void! Some nonsense about...paradoxes...

Susan Windows 98: Oh no, I know what that means...

Mario: Well then, you start explaining! Starting off, why are you with my friends you evil wench?!

She used the portal Tv to hit him with a hammer, earning a glare from Smg4.

Susan willow: My finger slipped. Anyway...

Through a flashback, Smg3 jumped into Susan's introduction video and kicked her out the window right as she was meant to meet Smg4. She faded away in the present day.

Susan WindowsXD: That ass knew I was the only one who could stop him, so he came for me before he went on his deleting rampage. But he's not great at using the remote yet and didn't do a full job.

Mario: And what about Crystal, what happened to her?!

Meggy heard from the side concerned.

Susan widow: She's in the void. Since her mother was wiped from existence, she's stuck their even though she shouldn't exist.

Meggy: And how do we get her back?!

Susan wall-e: I'm getting to that! Anyway, I still have just enough power left to get you out of your time locked prison.

Smg4 nodded as Susan raised her arm. In an instant, Mario was freed from his frozen state as a blue portal showed him Smg3. He stood angrily before his own gang, tying on a phone.

Smg4: Yeah Mario, I can't believe I'm say this, but all our lives are in your hands.

Mario listened, scratching his behind.

Smg4: To get us out of here, I need to re-upload all our original videos and to do that...

Mario looked closely at Smg3's phone, seeing Smg4's old account loaded on it.

Smg4: We're going to need a device with access to my hacked account.

Mario clenched his fists in determination, Smg4's final words in his mind...

Smg4: Get that Phone and get us out of here! You're our last hope Mario!

...

Smg3 felt the remote shaking in his pocket, getting angry as he looked at it. He could hear Crystals anguished screaming coming from it.

Smg3: Ugh, I'm getting sick of this damn kid.

Having enough, he pressed a series of buttons on the remote and moved the "VOID DIMENSION" app to his phone. Taking a glance over his shoulder at the Anti cast, he scoffed and shut the phone off.

Smg3: Ugh...you guys are the worst. Weegee doll. Go buy me a hot dog to calm me down. Chop chop!

Weegee agreed, walking away to do so. Then Smg3 heard a cry he thought he wouldn't hear for a while.

He turned his head...and saw Mario with fiery eyes that burned hotter then hell.

Smg3: What?! Who let you out?!

He tried shooting at him, But Mario dodged the remotes attacks with ease as he charged towards his enemy. If he was serious before, now he was out for blood. Smg3 screamed and ran away, leaving the Anti cast behind as Mario followed in close pursuit.

Wimpu: Should we help him?

Belle: (Playing Switch) Nah, I'm up to the final boss.

...

Smg3 ran like his life depended on it (Which it probably did) Away from Mario. In a bid to stop him, he summoned forth 3 giant OOF buttons to attack Mario.

Mario saw Jeeves at a nearby bus stop and thought fast, grabbing the living fork and throwing him as a living projectile. He hit dead centre and the first OOF button died and dusted away.

Smg3 continued running, right Past Weegee doll getting his hot dog. He backtracked for a second as weegee casually said hello, an evil smile spreading across his face.

Smg3: Weegee doll, can you do me a favour please?

Mario ran faster as the remaining two OOF buttons gave chase. One tried to grab him, but he quickly grabbed a convenient Bob-omb from nearby and made the button grab it in his place. He briefly celebrated but had to keep running when he almost got caught.

Mario saw Smg3 in the distance, knocking a Lakitu of his floating cloud and flying away into the sky. Mario came up with a plan, waiting till the OOF button got close enough and he did a backflip.

Landing on the OOF button's head, the monster couldn't see or even grab him while he played his next card.

Using a camera and a fishing rod, he took a selfie and suspended the camera in front of the button's face, the button believed it was him and rushed forward in the sky, right towards Smg3.

When the moment was right, Mario jumped from his high point towards his target. Smg3 didn't realise until it was too late, getting knocked right off his cloud platform.

The OOF button lost control and crashing into a building. Mario and Smg3 fell as they punched each-other midair, before They landed on a nearby rooftop with Smg3 being used a human cushion.

Mario: It's over.

Mario had Smg3 pinned dead to rights...but then a smile spread across his face like a virus.

Smg3: Mario, my man. You were always going to lose.

Mario stood and looked around, becoming panicked...

Mario: Wait...where's the...remote...!?

Having predicted Mario might catch him, Smg3 had given the remote to Weegee doll when he saw him. That doll was now spamming the OOF button.

Mario turned his gaze to the sky as a shadow overtook him. OOF buttons floated overhead, too many that he could handle. There must've been thousands...

Smg3: Game over.

As soon as those words were spoken, Mario was grabbed by an OOF button and lifted to the sky. Smg3 smiled and waved goodbye as the buttons returned to the Internet Graveyard, taking Mario with them...

...

Back at the cafe, everyone was waiting in worry. Whether it was worrying for Mario, Crystal or themselves, no one could do anything until Mario showed himself.

Meggy curled against the wall, looking at the floor. Tari gave her a hug and a cheek kiss, promising they would get Crystal back.

Then a portal appeared in the cafe...as Mario was dropped on the floor.

Smg4: Mario!!!!

Everyone ran forward in concern.

Bob: Did you kick his ass and get his phone!?

Meggy: What about Crystal, did you save her?!

Mario gathered himself, pulling himself onto his knees.

Smg4: You...couldn't do it...could you...?

Mario stood...then smiled as he unveiled Smg3's phone in his glove.

A flashback unveiled that when he tackled Smg3 on the roof, he was so preoccupied with keeping the remote safe, that he never noticed Mario snatching his phone.

Most of them had looks of shock on their face, looks of joy...but Meggy had to ask.

Meggy: What about Crystal? Did...did you manage too...?

Mario gave her a sorrowful look. He was about to tell the truth that he completely forgot in the moment, but before he could, the phone shook in his hand.

Everyone recoiled as Mario tried to keep a hold of it, but something went wrong as an app call "VOID DIMENSION" Opened a portal...and everyone screamed as they were sucked into it...

...

Meggy: Ohh, my head...

Smg4: My ass...

Bob: My ovaries...

Everyone got up from the floor. The sky seemed stormy and crackled with lightning and the floor reflected them like a mirror.

Saiko: Oh god, where are we?!

Desti: Is Mario dead?!

Bob: Don't worry, the phones okay!

Everyone looked at Bob as he held the phone.

Bob: What?

Luigi: We must be here for a reason...

Meggy looked around. Then she saw a feint shape in the distance. Tapping Tari on the shoulder, she narrowed her sight. It looked like...a little girl, curled up into a ball and Crying.

Then it hit her.

Meggy: Crystal!

Meggy ran forward and dragged Tari with her, everyone else turning and running when they saw as well.

Meggy: Hang on sunshine, Mommy's coming!

Tari: We'll have you out of here it-!

Crystal: Stay away from me!

Lightning crackled and stopped them from moving just 5 feet away from Crystal. Then Meggy saw her up close...

Her whole body, even her hair and clothing, had lost all colour and had gone grey, black and white. Her skin was cracked and broken, glitching and breaking off like glass and hovering around her. By the sight of her white glitchy eyes, she'd been crying.

Meggy: Crystal...what-?

Susan Woogadoo: She's been in here for a while...it's taken it's toll...

Meggy: Crystal, it's okay! We can get you out of her, you just need to let us-!

Crystal: You hate me...don't you...?

Meggy was hit as if it was harder then a rock.

Meggy: What? Crystal, what are you-?

Crystal: I can see everything in here...the only reason I exist is because daddy was a bad man who was mean to you...and every-time you look at me, you see me as something that happened because of it...

Meggy was heartbroken...

Crystal: If I cause pain whenever I'm around...please just leave me here Mommy...

Meggy: Wha-?

Crystal: It's better this way...you and Mrs Tari can be happy with each-other...

She looked away...and Meggy was broken...she fell on her knees and Tari rubbed her shoulders. Then she looked up and in a move that shocked everyone...

Meggy: Your right Crystal...Every-time I look at you, I...I remember how much pain I was caused. How much I went through...But you know what else I see?

She stood up, walking toward her with Tari in tow.

Meggy: I see a brave little girl who brought me so much joy the day she was born...who I went through so much to protect...you were the light in my life Crystal, but even though many years have passed...

She knelt down just a foot away from Crystal.

Meggy: You will always be the little baby I promised to protect. That I love and cherish. You're my daughter Crystal...and nothing will change that...

Meggy smiled...but she didn't turn around...

Tari tried to think of something...then she reached and put her Meta-arm on Crystal's cheek.

"And if it's anything...you've been like a daughter to me as well Crystal. You and your Mom...your both my family..."

Finally, Crystal turned around. Her whole eyes glitched and regained colour. Her left returned to its normal brown...and to both their shock, her other became the same light blue as Tari's...

Meggy and Tari:  We love you Crystal...

Crystal cried...she walked forward and both Meggy and Tari hugged her...as a white light flashed throughout the void.

Meggy and Tari looked and Crystal had returned to her normal colours, with one extra addition. Her long hair now had a few strands that were coloured...light blue. In more ways then one, she really had become Tari's daughter as well as Meggy's...

The picked her up, hugged her and kissed her and she giggled the whole time, the others looking on with different reactions.

Luigi: Aww!

Mario: Woah!

Bob: Neat! (Snaps photo)

Smg4: But...how does something like this-

Susan Woolonberry: Do you really want a 5 hour lecture on universal coding?

Smg4: Never-mind...Hey guys!

Everyone turned to face them...

Smg4: If you guys are done, we have to go! I think a certain somebody deserves an ass kicking!

Mario: Alrighty!

Boopkins: Let's go!

Crystal: Let's save the day! (Laughs)

Susan wonderbread: Bois, it's time to go home...

And as everyone gathered to go back...

Smg4 clicked the restore button...as white filled their vision...

To be continued...