Chapter Six

I'm back bitches, I know your not glad to see me, but the feelings mutual... Lol I'm just joking.. For the most part. NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!

{Kylie/Kyle's P.O.V}

You know, if there's one thing I regret in life... It's this moment right now, I mean I've had other fails when I was younger, but this, this one really takes the cake. I've had a whole class period to think about what I was going to do but that didn't happen. Now here I am at my locker waiting for Stan to get here and put his shit away, also for Kenny and Him.

I can't believe I actually agreed to do something that Kenny asked me to do, what is it you ask?

Well I don't want to spoil anything so please just watch as my life falls apart slowly.

"Kyle!" Stan runs up to our locker shocked. "Yeah?" I ask cautiously. "Is it true what Kenny just told me!?"

Oh god... Kenny told Stan the plan... (Lol Stan, plan... That rhymes) I sigh and look away trying to think of something that could change the subject... alas no avail.

"Ehhh, uh yeah?" Stan widens his eye. "Oh my god... dude I thought he was joking!"

Stan's was unreadable at this point. "Why Stan are you jealous or something?" I laugh trying to lighten the mood. I didn't really expect to blush and act bashful though. "What? Heh me? Jealous of fatass? Never." He scoffs at the end. I stare at him astonished, Stan never is this odd, that's weird but I don't really have time to ask him anything.

"Kyle! Stan!" I hear Kenny shout.

"Oh, hey Kenny." Stan sighs in slight relief. "Hehehe you ready to start the plan?"

I scratch the back the of my head nervously. "Yeah about that, uh Kenny I was thi-"

"Great, Cartman's down the hallway talking to Butters." Kenny interrupts me, I grind my teeth in slight frustration.

"Kenny is this even a good idea?" Stan crosses his arms looking suspiciously at Kenny. "What? Dude, of course its a good idea! We can get Cartman to finally confess his feelings for the lovely Jewish girl right here." I blush and look down at the ground, wow damn.

"But... Cartman? Really? C'mom he's harassed us for years, but he's targeted her the most." Stan pinches the bridge of his nose, just like he has done since we were kids.

"What, has she not told you?" Kenny glances at me smirking. A wave of embarrassment rolls over me, suddenly the floor becomes interesting.

"That Ky Ky here has a crush on dear Eric over there!" He points down the hallway where Cartman can be seen talking with Butters.

He looks up and sees Kenny and us, and tilts his head in suspicion then whispers something to Butters. "Dude hey! Cartman come over here!!!" Kenny waves.

Reacting quickly I smack Kenny as hard as I can, he recoils back laughing. "Ow! what was that for!?" He chuckles while rubbing his arm. Whispering in a low deadly voice I glare at him threw the hair shadowing my eyes. "Don't call him over, or I swear to god I will make your death slow and painful Kenny... Understand?" I rasp out.

He looks at me fearfully for a second before nodding his head while looking at me cautiously. "Yes ma'am.." I nod my head and walk to the cafeteria leaving a shocked Kenny and Stan behind me, I didn't catch the odd look Cartman was giving my form down the hallways.

"Who knew Jews could be so scary?" I hear Kenny utter to Stan before following me slightly behind.

When we reach the cafeteria I just walk over and sit at a table putting my head in my hands, looking down at the table. I'm to nauseous toneat anything at the moment.

I take a deep breath trying to calm myself, there's no way this is happening. Now Stan and Kenny know about this stupid crush? I'm doomed, screw the plan. I'm fucked. Once Cartman finds out about this it's over, I'll have to skip town and change my name or something.

I hear someone sit down at the table, I curiously peak out from my makeshift wall of shame.

Fate has a funny way of telling me to go take a long walk off a short bridge. A metaphorical giant middle finger if you will.

Of course the person sitting in front of me is the last person I want to see.

Ey guys hope you like this chapter, it's short and I'm disappointed in myself for taken so long to do a crappy chapter... Oh well I'm disappointed in myself all the time so nothing new.

Hollister-mc