Attack on Titan: Spiderman V.S Armin Arlert

I have no idea how it started, but Spiderman, the hero I have admired since I was little, was fighting my precious sweet, sweet Armin baby! It was the most horrifying and traumatizing sight I've ever laid eyes on in my life time.

Spiderman had caught Armin trapped in his spiderwebs against the wall to a building and was giving Armin constant blows in the face, along with knee kicking him in the stomach! Immediately upon arriving to the scene, fear and hot blooded anger swelled up in my body. Fear of Armin getting seriously injured. And hatred towards Spider Man for hurting my precious coconut baby! Anyone who hurts Armin after all, are all immediately put onto my shit list.

"Stop! Right now!" I scream as I rushed over. Spider Man didn't even seem to notice or hear me, because he continued to beat Armin up in a fit of blood lust. But...hey, this is Spider Man, right? Not Venom? Because Spiderman sure was being freaking savage right now. Just saying.

"Spiderman!!" I screamed ten times louder before charging at spidey, causing him to crash against the concrete ground. "Armin! Are you okay? Don't worry-- I'll help you get out of this sticky web stuff, no problem!" I smiled at him in a way to reassure him. But the nervousness that took over my emotions caused my reassuring smile to fail.

"Kiyomi, go!! Get out of here! Forget about me! Run! It's too dangerous here, this spider guy will kill you!" Armin shouts at me as his voice trembled. He really didn't want me to get hurt.

"No way, I could care less if I wind up in a way worse shape than you are now. Armin, your my top priority right now and there's no way I'm going to abandon you to some crazy psychopath who wants to beat you up for no good reason!" I tell him as I began ripping through the spider web glueing him down against the wall with all my might.

"B-But..."

Before Armin could say anything more, the Spider guy stands back up on his two feet before dusting himself off and exclaiming, "Geez, girl! You sure no how to knock people over, that much is for certain!"

"Your a jerk off!!" I glare at the Spider who hurt my beloved. "Huh? Why am I a jerk off?" The dude tilts his head to the side in confusion, as if he literally had no single idea as to the terrible sin he has just committed.

"Are you kidding me right now?! You just beaten up my precious Armin!! And without a good reason! That's one of the very worst sins anyone can commit!" I glare harshly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there for a sec! I did have a good reason for beating up this blonde nerd. And it's because....he insulted my suit."

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"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?"

"No." Spiderman answered quite calmly.

"Okay, okay. Listen here closely Spidey. I know Armin. Better than you ever will. And I know for a fact that Armin would never insult someone without good reason. But honestly, I cannot even imagine Armin insulting anyone at all! Armin is a sweetheart who is kind to everyone! He rarely ever gets angry! And I know for a fact he didn't start this fight because he's against fighting. So that would have to mean....he gave you advice over how you can improve your costume design and how to make it look a lot cooler!" I came to my conclusion.

"Exactly! That's all I did!" Burst out Armin in astonishment. He couldn't believe that I had actually guessed right. And only in a matter of seconds. Spiderman too, seemed surprised. But then he shouts...

"Yes, that's the most insulting thing anyone could ever say to me! To tell me to make upgrades on my suit, or to change the design completely!"

"I didn't tell you to change your costume design completely. I was just giving you a list of ideas how to improve--"

"I can't take this anymore!!" Screams Spiderman before shooting out webs using his fingers and he flies off into the city, never to be seen again. "Oh my gosh....to think I actually admired him as a child!" My face was filled with nothing more than disgust.

"Wait...you admired him?!" Armin gasped in surprise. "Yeah, when I was a kid at least. I always used to think it was so cool how he would fly around using nothing more than webs. I also thought his costume design back in the day was cool. But after beating you up...I think his costume design is disgusting! Also, he is officially on my shit list now."

"W-Whoa?! Seriously?! Oh boy...."

Like I stated a few paragraphs before, Spiderman never shown his face again in the walls of Paradise in the universe of Attack on Titan. And he was no longer my favorite hero since he beaten up Armin. My new favorite hero now, is Armin. And he will always and forever remain my hero.

The End