Morning Sickness Sucks

The first thing I did when I woke up was puke my guts out in the bathroom. I sobbed in defeat when I realized that I was kind of on my own, leaning against the wall as I buried my face in my hands, hiding from anyone who could and or would walk into the bathroom at that moment.

A knock sounded at the door and I rolled towards the wood, turning the knob to let whoever was knocking, inside. It was Meredith.

"I heard you puking up your guts. Figured you would need some help." she stated, handing me a glass of water and a few pills along with it. I chugged down the medicine then laid back on the ground, sighing with distress.

Another knock sounded then Cristina walked inside, laying in the bathtub.

"Boys suck." I whined, covering my eyes. "Why must we be females? Men always want the cookie and we always give it to them. And then they want back in the cookie jar."

"It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you." Meredith explained.

"It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like it was a business transition,like he's the boss of me!" Cristina exclaimed, sliding open the shower door.

"He is the boss of you." Mere and I chorused, sighing.

"That's why you shouldn't sleep with your boss. Cause they can get you pregnant. And that can screw your life and job over." I replied, shrugging.

"And what's worse is that I care." the Korean woman muttered, sliding the door shut again. Meredith scooted towards the toilet then grumbled, "I think I'm gonna throw up."

"False alarm."

Look, the problem is estrogen." Cristina explained, opening the shower door again. Meredith shook her head and protested, "No, the problem is tequila."

"No, it's boys and their stupid boy penises. They're big bosses and think they're all bossy and that they can boss us around to do stuff... And thangs. It's stupid." I stated.

"I used to be all business, and then he goes and gets me pregnant." Cristina exclaimed.

"With their stupid boy penises." Mere and I muttered. The Korean growled while hitting her head against the tile then snapped, "Now, I'm having hormone surges. He ruined me. I'm ruined. He turned me into this fat, stupid, pregnant girl. Who cares! Estrogen!"

George and Izzie entered the bathroom while I exited,taking my chance to fix some breakfast. I decided on crepes, thinking it sounded delicious to my two person body.

I cooked while dancing to Nirvana, humming to myself as my roommates plus Cristina joined me in the kitchen.

"She's... Dancing." George whispered but I could still hear him over my loud music.

"I heard that! Yes, I'm dancing." I shouted, grinning as Cristina muttered, "Mood swings much?" I shot her a smug look then mouthed, "Just remember, I'm feeding your pregnant ass."

Hell,I'm feeding my pregnant ass. She sighed, knowing that she had been defeated before I shut off the music, setting their plates in front of everyone.

We finished eating and they praised my delicious breakfast then we left for the hospital. When we arrived, Derek walked over and Meredith begun telling him off.

I walked inside the hospital, shaking my head as I bumped into Burke. He smiled but my mouth failed to do anything other than fall open.

"Um, Parker? You good?" he asked, placing a hand on my shoulder. I stepped back and my mind scattered for an excuse but before the terrible lie that spilled from my mouth,"Just peachy. "

"Yeah, that's pure bullshit, but okay! Listen, I need to know how you feel about scrubbing in on an organ harvest." I grinned then nodded only to have Derek snap,"No way in hell do you get her. You're taking my OR, I get my sister in law."

"You're his sister in law?" Burke asked,causing me to curse under my breath. I bit my lip and laughed nervously before scratching the back of my neck then stated,"That's a long story and I have a job to keep. Thanks though, I'd love to scrub in still. "

The temporary chief nodded then patted me on the shoulder before he stated, " Hang around, you're on my service for the day. So get dressed and find me." He walked away and Derek turned to me,his eyes wide with disbelief before he exclaimed, "You're trading me in for Burke?!"

"You traded Addie in for Meredith Grey. Revenge is a dish best served cold... Like ice cream." I changed into my scrubs then went searching for Burke.

"Aviana!" I turned quickly with a glare then he waved me over before he whispered,"I need you for this case. Please."

"Just a few minutes. Then I'm back with Burke." I followed him to a room then walked inside only to stop in confusion. It was the Chief.

"What the hell is Parker doing in here? Dammit, Derek, who else knows I'm here?" Richard demanded, glaring at the good hair having surgeon. Derek shrugged then muttered,"I need help so you can be discharged. "

"Derek, don't you know that this hospital will crumble unless Richard's here holding up the walls?" Adele asked as she entered the room, causing Webber to look up in surprise.

"You called my wife?" he demanded, shocked that Derek had told Adele that her husband was in the hospital. It came as no surprise that my brother in law (Yeah,try that on for size. 😂😂). had sold out his boss to his wife who I suppose was on vacation.

"You called mine." Derek snapped in retaliation, flipping his clipboard shut with a glare. I turned slightly to see where someone else has entered the room then ducked my face down, my hair providing a curtain to avoid her, "Speaking of wives..."

"I thought I saw a fabulous looking woman walk in here." Addie exclaimed, hugging Adele tightly. I rolled my eyes then grumbled, "No one likes an ass kisser, Addie."

She turned to face me then frowned before my sister went to reply only to have me walk out of the room, "I've got to go do my job. Lovely seeing you again, Adele. I hope you get better, Chief."

I scurried down the steps then spotted Burke only to fall into someone. I went to apologize but paused when I realized who I bumped into.

"Oh,little Princess is too high maintenance to apologize for falling into a peasant?" Alex snarled, glaring at me. I frowned and felt my stomach shift and churn with displeasure before I felt the bile rushing up my throat then ran towards the nurses' station, throwing up everything that I had this morning.

Strangely, I felt Alex's calloused hands pulling my hair back to prevent the vomit from sticking to the strands before someone else approached us.

"Aviana, what's wrong?" Burke asked, crouching down beside me. I moaned with protest then rubbed my eyes as he helped me into a chair.

"Nothing! I'm just, sick to my stomach. Let me sit and breathe. I'll be ready to go in five minutes." I assured them.

"Um, Burke,there's blood in this." Alex warned and I felt my body run cold.

"There's no way in hell I'm letting you work. Sit tight, I'm going to book an ER real quick so I can check you out." Burke declared,getting

"No!" I shouted, launching myself out of the chair which caused me to hit the corner of the nurses' station' s main desk. I groaned as I fell to my knees,Burke crouching beside me before I protested, "Get Addison. She's the only one who I trust to examine me."

Preston nodded, satisfied that I would be examined by a professional other than myself before he sent Alex off to find my sister while he placed me in an examination room then left as well, leaving a warning linger in the air,"You better tell me what she finds, Parker,or you won't like me."

Alex came back no later than just a minute after he left, with Addie in tow, her eyebrows furrowed together in worry. He leaned against the far wall as he studied me with concern before I turned to Addie then hissed, "There's no way you're looking at me while he's in here. I refuse to let it happen!"

She sighed and looked at Alex who shook his head stubbornly,"And there's no way in hell that I'm leaving you in here alone with her!" My sister ran a hand through her hair then barked,"Karev, this is your first and only warning. Get out of this room before I call security to escort you out."

With a curse and a slam of the door, he left the room, his face turning cherry red with anger. I shifted to look at my sister before hissing,"Shut the blinds. Too many people already know, I don't need the entire damn hospital knowing."

Without any questions, she shut the blinds then begun examining me, pressing slightly in on my stomach causing me to curse out and glare at her. Addie frowned then demanded softly,"Are you pregnant, Avi?"

My face paled even more and I nodded sheepishly before she ordered,"What? Who the hell is the father?" I shushed her quickly and whispered,"I need you to check me out, see if my baby is alright, then I'll tell you who the father is,deal?"

She nodded eagerly then scurried out of the room to ask a nurse to bring an ultrasound machine into the room. Luckily the nurse only brought it to the door way and she reassured Addison that no one was around to see what she was doing.

Addie raised my shirt and poured the ultrasound gel over my stomach, not bothering to warn about the temperature of the liquid, which was a freezing cold before she used the wand to spread the gel over my skin. It smelt faintly of Aloe Vera which made me smile.

A soft,"Ah ha," escaped the red head's mouth before a stern frown drooped across her face as she studied the screen,"It seems the baby has lodged itself up a little further than it should be since the womb has swollen... No biggie though,I can just give you an medicine and it should keep some of the swelling down."

She wrote a prescription down for me the handed it over before she joined me on the bed then demanding, "Who's the father?" I sighed, looking over at the door before I answered, "It's Alex Karev's baby."

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