Final Chapter: The Aftermath of the (Disastrous) Date

Loaf: Meow. 😺

Boopkins: Check-mate!!!

Bob: GRRR!!! I HATE CHESS!!! 😡

...

Melony: I wonder how Pio's date is doing...

Shroomy: God knows... the question will be answered by the end of the night...

Mario: That was a bloody disaster...

Melony: Actually... I think I can hear Mario, now!

Outside...

Meggy: How did it go?

Mario: Have a bloody guess...

Meggy: It went down-hill, didn't it...?

Pio: Hmm...

SMG4: *sigh* Sorry about that...

Bob: *vapes* You're telling that it was just a freaking waste of time?!

*SMACK*

Bob: Ow...

Pio: I guess it's back to square one, for me...

Luigi: Maybe, it was probably for the best...

Pio: I think so, too.

SMG4: Well... you know what they say... All's well that ends well...

...

Melony: Yo, guys! Check out that Blimp in the sky!

Saiko: Oh! There is!

Meggy: Looks like there's a message on it.

The Blimp read;

Everyone: Aww!!!

Meggy: OMG, Mario!!! You organised that?!

Mario: Sure did!

Meggy: I love it, so much!!!

*KISS*

Mario: Happy Anniversary, sweet-heart!

Meggy: 😍

Pio: Now, that's what I call Romance! Well done, son!

...

SMG4: Look, Tari! There's another one!

Tari: Is there?

The 2nd Blimp read;

Everyone: Aww!!!

Tari: OMG, SMG4!!!

*KISS*

Tari: Thank you, SMG4!!!

SMG4: You're welcome!

Boopkins: Wow! Those were so cute!

Melony: I know!

Saiko: I'd never thought we'd all being seeing those messages, tonight.

...

Bob: Um... I think I can see a 3rd one!

Saiko: A 3rd one?

And, the 3rd Blimp said;

Bob: Saiko is already beautiful?! She doesn't need her... tits blown up?!

Everyone: O_O

Saiko: WHO IN GOD'S NAME ORGANISED THAT?!?!?!

Saiko then realised...

Saiko: O_O

Saiko got out her phone.

Meanwhile...

Whimpu: *whistling* 🌬🎶

*PHONE RINGS*

Whimpu: Ooo!

[PICK UP]

Whimpu: Hello?

Saiko's arm went through the phone.

Whimpu: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Saiko snapped Whimpu's neck like a twig.

[HANG UP]

Whimpu: Ow...

Pio: Look... I know all of you are disappointed that my date did not go to plan... But, it's still Valentine's night... So, why don't you all go out and have a good time?

SMG4: You know what? That's exactly what we're gonna do!

Bob: Come on, everyone!!! Let's get pissed at the Pub!!!

Everyone: HELL YEAH!!!

Everyone went away to have a good time.

Pio: Well... my Valentine's night might not have gone to plan... But, I'm still proud that my own sons still celebrate Valentine's Day...

Mario: Luigi is still a virgin!

Luigi: Shush!

Pio: I love to see young adults go out and enjoying themselves.

Mario: Aye.

Pio: You two go out and have a lovely Valentine's night with your buddies.

Mario: What are you gonna do?

Pio: I'm gonna do some Cat-sitting with your Cat.

Mario: Okie-dokie, you do that.

Luigi: Come on, Mario.

Mario: Dad?

Pio: Yeah, son?

Mario: Happy Valentine's Day.

Pio: You too, son.

???: Hello, Boys!

Mario: Who's that?

The mother of the Mario Bros; Mia turned up.

Mario: Mum? What are you doing here?

Luigi: What's the occasion, Mum?

Pio: One moment, Boys.

Then... Pio and Mia took their clothes off.

Mario/Luigi: O_O

Pio: Mario... I might need your bedroom, for a bit.

*WHIP*

https://youtu.be/NSvIgJUb8wo

Pio: Ow!!!

Mia: Get in that house, peasant!

Pio: Yes, Ma'am!

Pio and Mia entered Mario's house.

Mario/Luigi: ...

*FAINTS*

Mario and Luigi both fainted.

https://youtu.be/0FpTEg5-Cro