Chapter 1: Luigi's Flower Shop

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Meggy: I'm so proud of Luigi! I can't believe he has opened his very own Flower shop!

Mario: It feels like I'm at the Chelsea Flower Show...

Meggy: What makes you say that?

Mario: Meggy! I nearly shat myself when I thought he murdered Melony!

Meggy: Nonsense! He's your brother, you should be proud of him!

Mario: Not to mention... he's Company logo is literally just a Fan-art drawing of him after lifting about 500 Pounds of Weights... and, he has a bloody LGBTQ flag behind him!!!

...

Meggy: Are you feeling alright?

Mario: Sorry... my head is still messed up from when I thought Luigi was a serial killer...

Meggy: Oh! Here he comes, now!

Luigi approached the group.

Luigi: Hey, everyone! Thanks for coming!

Meggy: Congratulations, Luigi!!!

Luigi: Thanks, Meggy!

Mario: So... you've become a Florist and you've opened your own Flower shop.

Luigi: I sure have, bro! I even have a Valentine's Day sale, coming shortly.

Meggy: I must say... these Flowers do look lovely, Luigi.

Luigi: Well... I do enjoy my Gardening. That's why I use born with Green fingers.

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Mario: Anyways... can you quickly show us around?

Luigi: Certainly!

Mario: And, don't make it too long! I left my Spaghetti in the Microwave and I want it while it's warm.

Luigi: Fine... whatever...

Meanwhile...

Tari: This place could be the perfect place to purchase Flowers when Valentine's Day is around the corner.

SMG4: Well... I'm glad Luigi has started his own business.

Tari: I can tell that he's being more resilient.

SMG4: Let's be honest... I helped him open this shop.

Tari: Fair enough...

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SMG4: I could get one of these Flowers, from here... for Valentine's Day.

Tari: I was thinking the same thing!

Outside...

Luigi: And, that concludes the tour of my new Flower shop.

Meggy: Thanks for showing us your new shop!

Mario: Can I go home, now?

Luigi: *sigh* Yes... Mario...

Mario: Finally! I'm off to my Spaghetti while I try to forget about how you scared me with my Mafia misunderstanding!!!

Luigi: See you later, Mario.

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Meggy: Hey, guys! Isn't that your Dad, over there?

Mario: Eh?

Luigi: OMG... that is Dad! What's he doing?

They went to Pio.

Luigi: You OK?

Pio: ...

Mario: Um... hello?! Earth to Dad!!!

Pio: Hmm?

Mario: What's the matter with you?

Pio: *sigh* I'm fine...

Luigi: You don't look fine to me...

Pio: I'm fine, Mario...

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Mario: Um... I'm over here!

Pio: Eh?

Meggy: Are you OK, Pio?

Pio: *sigh* Sorry, everyone... it's just the truth is... I really don't enjoy Valentine's Day...

Luigi: Why?

Pio: I'm such a stinky old fart...

Mario: Well... you've always been one, since you've reached your 70's.

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow!

Pio: Ever since me and your mother are trying to find someone else... it's really hard finding a new partner...

Luigi: Well... how about you try some Online dating?

Pio: Online dating?

Meggy: Maybe, you can give that a go! Just be careful, though! There could be some Catfishes on there.

Pio: Hmm... I've never tried Online dating, before. I guess I can give it a go.

Mario: Alright! That's what I'm talking about!

Pio: I feel so much better now!

Luigi: You wanna tour of my new Flower shop?

Pio: Oh! I've heard rumours about that!

Pio and Luigi left.

Meggy: Have fun, you two!

Mario: And, try not to pee all over the Flowers!!!

At the Castle...

SMG4: I got Tari, an early Valentine's present.

Boopkins: Cool...

Tari: Say, lads... you don't seem yourselves, today...

Bob: *grunts* Ugh... I hate Valentine's Day... I can't even get a Girl-friend...

SMG4: I'm sure you'll find someone!

Boopkins: You two are lucky because you're married, together... Mario and Meggy are also married and they've got kids...

SMG4: And?

Boopkins: When are you gonna have kids, you two?! It's been a year since you got married!

SMG4: We might have some, in the future.

JubJub: Good...

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Tari: Why can't you get a Girl-friend, Bob?

Bob: Well... I thought I was gonna have one, the other day.

Tari: And?

Bob: I don't understand the world, anymore...

[FLASH-BACK]

Bob: You mind if I sit here?

G. Toadette: Go ahead.

Bob: Cheers.

Bob sat down.

G. Toadette: Wow! Do you vape?

Bob: *vapes* Yep! I'm a proper Douche-bag.

G. Toadette: So do I!

Bob: Wow! We have so much in common!

G. Toadette: Aye.

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Bob: I'm Bob, by the way.

G. Toadette: Oh! I feel like you've got the wrong idea, Bob...

Bob: Why?

G. Toadette: I already have a Girl-friend.

Bob: You're a Girl, right? Don't you mean; Boy-friend?

Then...

B. Toadette: Hi-ya, love.

G. Toadette: Hello, you!

Blue and Green Toadette started making out.

B./G. Toadette: *snogging*

Bob: So... er... you two fancy a three-way?

Later...

Bob: 🔥😵🔥

Mario: Aww, sweet!!! An open fire! It's a good job that I got a packet of Marshmallows with me!

[FLASH-BACK ENDS]

Boopkins: Not only that... even one of the Girls at my School hates me!

[FLASH-BACK]

Sammie: Hey, Boopkins!

Boopkins: Oh! Hey, Sammie. What's up?

Sammie: Me and Taylor are off to the Valentine's Disco!

Boopkins: Cool!

Sammie: Are you coming to the Disco?

Boopkins: Yeah! I'll see you there.

Then...

Sammie: *sobbing* WAAA!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Sammie rushed away.

Taylor: YOU'RE AWFUL!!!!! 😡😡😡

Taylor stormed away.

Boopkins: Aww, man... ☹

[FLASH-BACK ENDS]

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