~Dream~XII

In a little country town, there was a small house.

The house belonged to a couple who were happily together.

The shorter person of the couple was pregnant. He didn't know that the fangirls had made mpreg possible, but alas it indeed was.

The taller person of the couple was overjoyed to be expecting a baby that they could peacefully raise together as a family.

A few months later the shorter person, Edward got pains in his lower regions and knew it was time.

It was mid morning and the blond stumbled down the stairs, holding his womb?.

(Of course this was a dream so the mpreg possibilities in canon did not matter.)

Roy, the taller male in the couple was sitting at the table with a cup of coffee, reading the latest newspaper, when he saw his beautiful wife? coming down the stairs, holding his soon to be birth. Roy looked alarmed as his wife looked in pain.

Ed attempted his best smile despite the pains of pre-childbirth and Said. "R-Roy it's time..."

As Ed lay on their bed, Roy packed everything up and off they went to the hospital in Central. Hawkeye was the nurse.

Ed pushed and pushed in agony, and then, just when he thought he couldn't take it any longer, the sounds of a small infant crying filled the room with joy. Hawkeye wrapped the baby up in a blanket and handed it to it's mother who was of course Edward.

Ed smiled as tears ran down his face. "Hey there little.."

Ed lifted the blanket to see if his baby was a boy or a girl. But nothing was there. Ed panicked and Roy came in to see what all the commotion was about.

Roy cried a lot as he held the genderless newborn in his arms. And it was this moment, this moment that was so very touching. So touching, infact--

Then the ground shook and Derposaurus came crashing through the window and ate everyone. All a big bloody mess. Then with ultimate swag, he walked away with no fucks given.

THE END of the dream..

(Sorry my nekos, but I just had to!! x33 I solemnly swear I will update some more actual story. In the previous chapter, we read that Roy and Ed slept on a pile of hay, now THIS shizzle was Ed's rather weird dream. Well on the bright side, at least it wasn't another nightmare about his Mum or Al. ~ nekochibi003 out ;3)