*95*

*smut*

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"Ready to go home?" I smiled to Joe.

"H.ell yeah," Joe laughed, as he hobbled on his crutches to the car.

"We'll go back to your place so you can clean up first, yeah? Then I'll go pick up Noah."

"Sounds good, baby," Joe nodded.

I drove us back to Joe and Caspar's flat, so now Joe can comfortably get in the bath and then get changed into clean clothes.

"I hope Noah is being good for my parents," I hummed.

"Don't worry about it. They'll have it all under control."

"Okay," I nodded.

I went and started the water for Joe's bath to save him from having to go through there for now.

"Thank you."

"If you need help, just shout," I smiled.

"Will do," Joe nodded as he went into the bathroom.

I went and relaxed on Joe's bed and went on my phone before Caspar came in and laid next to me.

"How's Joe?"

"He's alright. I got emotional at the hospital because Joe didn't remember Noah and was adamant we didn't have a kid," I shrugged.

"Aw, I'm sorry."

"No, it's all fine now," I nodded, smiling.

"When's he going to get that f.ucking thing off his leg?" He laughed.

"The cast?" I laughed, "I think in just over a month?"

"Minxie!" Joe called from the bathroom.

"Oh my God," I laughed, getting up and going to the bathroom.

"I can't get out of this tub without getting this f.ucking cast wet."

"Come on," I laughed, helping him out of the bath.

"Thank you," Joe smiled, pulling me in for a kiss.

"Here you go," I smiled, breaking the kiss and handing him a towel.

"Yeah, now p.iss off," Joe joked.

As I left the bathroom, I turned around to smile and gave him the middle finger.

"D.amn Minxie!" Caspar laughed.

Caspar and talked and Joe went to change in his room.

"Can I come in?" I knocked on Joe's door.

"Yeah," Joe answered.

I went into his room as he searched for a pair of pants to put on.

"Only sweats will fit over this thing!"

"Well you look hot in sweats," I smiled.

"When are we going to pick up Noah?"

"We? I was going to go get him. You're not well."

"I'm fine to get into the car. Come on," Joe nodded.

"Okay," I agreed.

Joe and I went and got into my car and drove to my mum and James' house.

"Aw Joe! How are you feeling?" My mum flustered as she opened the door.

"I'm feeling alright. It could've been a lot worse and I'm safe, so it's all good."

"That's good darling. Well, James is holding Noah and he's fast asleep."

"Okay, thank you so much!" I thanked my mum.

"Darling, we love watching him. I think you two should have a date night once a week so we can watch him."

"We'll see," I laughed lightly.

"I'm serious, love," My mum smiled.

"Yeah, alright," I nodded, "How did he take the formula?"

"I'd say he was alright. He didn't seem to mind," James shrugged.

"Yeah, I agree," My mum nodded.

"That's good," I smiled, "Alright, I think we're going to go. We still need to go pick up something for dinner, and I think we're both a bit tired."

"Okay darling. Take care," My mum smiled.

I took Noah from James and gently put him in the baby carrier. After saying our final good-byes, I buckled Noah in the car and drove to get take-out food for dinner.

"I don't know what your parents did, but he's fast asleep," Joe smiled.

"Mhm, it's great not hearing him cry," I laughed lightly.

"When's his next check-up?"

"F.uck, I forgot. It's tomorrow!"

"Already?!"

"Yeah," I nodded, "Thanks for reminding me!"

"Time flies."

Once we got back to Joe and Caspar's flat, I put Noah in the bassinet in Joe's room and Joe, Caspar, and I ate dinner.

"Joe, stop!" I laughed as Joe tickled my sides.

"No! This is revenge for giving me the middle finger!" Joe laughed.

"Stop!" I giggled.

I didn't want to push him away in fear of hurting on of his bruises.

"Joseph!" I laughed, trying to squirm away from him.

"You guys are gross," Caspar laughed.

"P.iss off," Joe laughed.

"Joe, stop! Please!" I laughed.

"Ow," Joe hummed.

"Oh my God. I'm sorry!" I apologised.

"Psych!" Joe laughed.

"F.uck you!" I shook my head.

"I'm going to bed," Caspar shook his head, and yawning.

"Goodnight Caspar," I breathed.

"Goodnight Minxie," Caspar smiled.

"'Night Casp!"

"'Night Joe. Try to be quiet tonight, yeah?" Caspar smirked.

"We'll try," Joe laughed.

"No! Joe!"

"What?" Joe asked innocently.

"Not tonight! Oh my God!" I laughed.

"Why not?" He asked.

"You were in the hospital earlier today!"

"I feel fine though, and we haven't done anything for a long time now," Joe pouted playfully.

"I want to- But Noah's down there, and it'd be weird," I shook my head.

"We'll stay up here," Joe smirked.

"Um..." I blushed.

I let my hands linger and when they handed on Joe's lap, I could already feel his hard-on. I pulled at his sweatpants and stroked his length.

"F.uck Minx," Joe moaned.

"Shh," I smiled.

I leaned down and took his length in my mouth. Using my hands on whatever I couldn't swallow.

"Baby..."

"Mhm," I moaned.

Joe gently put his hands on the back of my head and thrusted his hips gently, making me gag a bit.

"F.uck," Joe muttered, curse words spilling out of his mouth as he came.

"D.amn," I smiled, removing my mouth from his length.

"Your turn," Joe smirked, breathing heavily as he came down from his high.

"No, not tonight," I shook my head.

"Baby, why not?" Joe asked.

"I don't know if I'm allowed to yet, I haven't gotten an okay from the doctor," I explained.

As if almost on cue, Noah started crying downstairs.

"You clean up, I'll go get him," I said to Joe, giving him a kiss.

"Fine," Joe groaned.

I went and got Noah, carrying him upstairs with me.

"You little stinker," Joe laughed to Noah, mocking an American accent.

"It's okay," I smiled at Noah.

Noah continued crying. I checked his nappy and it was dirty, so I went and changed it and he soon stopped crying.

"Minxie," Joe hums, wrapping his arms around my waist and kissing Noah's forehead before giving me a kiss.

"I love you," I smiled.

"I love you too," Joe grinned, "I'm sorry though."

"For what?"

"Not being able to return 'the favour,'" Joe said flatly.

"It's fine!" I shook my head, "Don't worry about it!"

"Okay, baby," Joe nodded.

"Let's go to bed?" I suggested.

"Yeah, alright," Joe nodded.

I went downstairs and had Joe hold Noah while I changed into my pyjamas.

"Shh," I hummed, trying to have Noah fall asleep.

Noah didn't want to fall asleep, so I laid him on the bed between Joe and I and he didn't cry. I managed to shut my eyes for a bit and when I woke up again, both Noah and Joe were asleep.

I gently put Noah in the bassinet and cuddled next to Joe before falling asleep, only to be woken up twice more that night from Noah.

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a/n: hi! Thank you for reading! Love you all loads! Hope you all enjoyed it a lot! So remember, keep on believing, make all the things, and have fun during the day! (If you know what thats from, i'll be impressed!) X