Chapter 2: LOST!!!

Mario: Thank God that we've made it.

DS123: Well, there is a Train that every 5 minutes or so.

Mario: I was not gonna wait.

Meggy: Well, at least we all made it.

DS123: And most importantly... everyone is here.

Meggy: Isn't that right, kids?

Gino: Choo-Choo.

Meggy: Yes, Gino... a Train does go; Choo-Choo.

Mario: Smart lad.

Meggy: Are you alright, Emily?

Emily wasn't on the Train.

Meggy: Wait... Emily?!

SMG3: Um... I don't see your Daughter on this Train.

DS123: I can't see her, anywhere!

Meggy: W- Wait... WHAT?!?!?!

Mario: Where has she gone?!

Meggy: EMILY?!?!?!

DS123: Um... maybe she wasn't quick enough.

Meggy: I carried Gino!

Mario: I wasn't carrying anyone.

DS123: I think we must've left Emily behind!

Meggy: *SCREAMS* OMG... EMILY!!! 😱

Meggy started to freak out.

DS123: We must've been in such a hurry... that we must've left her behind!

SMG3: Calm down... at least you got ONE half of your kids.

Gino: *cough*

Meggy: OMG, STOP THE TRAIN!!!

SMG3: What do you think you're doing?!

Meggy: PULLING THE RED HANDLE!!!

SMG3: Like hell you are... that's only for Emergencies!

Meggy: THIS IS THE EMERGENCY!!!

DS123: Well, the next stop is our destination.

Meggy: OMG... SHE'S ALL ALONE BACK AT THAT STATION!!!

Meggy started to cry.

Meggy: *sobbing* MY POOR BABY!!! 😭

Mario: Meggy, at least we've still got Gino!

Meggy: *sobbing* OMG... I'M SUCH A BAD MOTHER!!! 😭

Mario: Of course, you're not!

Meggy: *sobbing* EMILY!!! 😭

*HUG*

Meggy: MY FAVOURITE DAUGHTER!!!

SMG3: I sense Favouritism.

DS123: Shut your Gob, SMG3!

Meanwhile...

Bob: Bloody hell... this City has Double-Decker Trains!!!

Boopkins: That's insane!

Bob: Top Deck, all day long... am I right?!

Rob: Hell yeah!

Bob: There are Double-Decker Planes, as well!

Rob: There's a Triple-Decker Bus in Harry Potter.

Bob: That's called; The Knight Bus.

Boopkins: What's next? Double-Decker Cars?

Bob: Oh... that would be ace!

Rob: I agree.

Bob: If someone was driving on the Motorway in a Double-Decker Car... I would 100% be on the Top Deck!

Rob: I feel sorry for the Driver... because he or she has to drive the Car.

Boopkins: What do you think, JubJub? Would you be on the Top Deck in a Double-Decker Car?

JubJub wasn't on the Train.

Boopkins: JubJub?!

Rob: Um... where's the other lad?

Bob: Boopkins... JubJub is not here.

Boopkins: JUBJUB?!?!?!

Boopkins started to freak out.

Bob: Christ... you sound like a dramatic Father.

Boopkins: WHERE'S JUBJUB?!?!?!

Rob: I think we were in such a hurry... we must've left him behind.

Boopkins: WHAT?!?!?!

Bob: Oh, for God's sake... why is he so slow?!

Boopkins: Are you for real?! He's only little!

Bob: Boopkins, he's 4 Years old... and he just finished Pre-School / Nursery! He's moving to Reception in September and you still call him; Little?!

Boopkins: WE LEFT JUBJUB BEHIND!!!

Bob: Well, maybe... he might start to learn how to be an independent traveller.

Boopkins: WE HAVE TO GO BACK FOR JUBJUB!!!

Rob: *grunts* Ugh...

Bob: GOD-FREAKING-DAMMIT... I hate Plan changes!!!

Back at the Station...

Emily: *sobbing* WAAA... MUMMY!!! 😭😭😭

JubJub: Emily... don't cry!

Emily: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

JubJub: Oh dear... we're officially lost! But, there's no need to panic... our friends will find us at the end!

Emily: *sniff*

JubJub: Let's head for that Blackpool Tower, over there.

Emily: ...

JubJub: Looks like you're calm now.

Then...

https://youtu.be/Jm6K1ijFjVs

Emily: O_O

JubJub: What was that noise?

Emily: Poo Poo!

JubJub: Y- You pooped?!

Emily: Stinky!

JubJub: Oh God... I can smell it.

Emily: Poo Poo!

JubJub: Yes, I know you did a Poo Poo in your Nappy!

Emily: C- Change!

JubJub: I am not changing you!

Emily started to cry.

Emily: *sniff* M- Mummy... D- Daddy... 😢

JubJub: This is not my problem... You'll survive with a poopy Nappy.

Emily: *sobbing* WAAA... POO POO!!! 😭😭😭

JubJub: O- OKAY... I'll change you!

Emily: *sniff*

JubJub: Okay, let's find a Public Toilet.

JubJub: Excuse me, Traditional French Man... where is the nearest Public Toilet?

Man: Aww... look at the little Babies! You're so cute... where's your Mummy?

Emily: *sobbing* WAAA... MUMMY!!! 😭😭😭

JubJub: YOU BREAK-A EMILY'S-A HEART-A!!! 😡🤌🇮🇹

Man: *grunts* Ugh... Italiennes!

JubJub doesn't know how to do a French accent.

JubJub: THANKS FOR NOTHING, DOUCHE-BAG!!!

At the Top of the Eiffel Tower...

SMG4: Wow... the views of Paris are fascinating!

Tari: It's beautiful.

SMG4: You can see the Beach Volleyball Court from here.

Tari: Well, it is the Olympics after all.

SMG4: Nothing can go wrong on this perfect Holiday.

*PHONE RINGS*

SMG4: That's my Phone.

Tari: Tell whoever is on the Phone... you are the King, I'm the Queen... and Amy is the Princess of the World.

SMG4: Will do.

[PICK UP]

SMG4: Bonjour? You are speaking to the King of the World... how may I help you?

SMG3: Sorry... wrong Number.

SMG4: SMG3, what do you want?

SMG3: Well, funny story--

Meggy: *SCREAMS* MY POOR BABY... GONE!!!

SMG4: Huh?

SMG3: Meggy is--

Meggy: *SCREAMS* I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!

...

SMG4: Whoa... slow down! What's the matter?

SMG3: We accidentally left Emily behind at an Underground Train Station.

SMG4: YOU DID, WHAT?!?!?!

SMG3: DON'T BLAME ME... I wasn't involved!!!

Meggy: WHERE'S MY POOR EMILY?!?!?!

SMG3: Can you find Emily, for Meggy's sake?!

SMG4: Don't worry... of course, we will!

[HANG UP]

Tari: What's wrong?

SMG4: Guess what? Our perfect holiday has come to a halt!

Tari: What? Why?

SMG4: Emily is lost!

Tari: *GASP* WHAT?!?!?!

SMG4: We have to find her! She's lost in one of the biggest Cities in Europe!

Tari: OMG, of course we will!

*PHONE RINGS*

SMG4: Jesus...

[PICK UP]

SMG4: Hello?

Boopkins: SMG4, WE LEFT JUBJUB BEHIND... CAN YOU FIND HIM FOR ME?!?!?!

SMG4: *sigh*

[HANG UP]

Tari: What?

SMG4: We got Double Trouble... JubJub is missing too.

Tari: *sigh* At least, Emily isn't the only one missing.

SMG4: I sense Favouritism.

After that...

SMG3: Okay... SMG4 is aware of the situation.

Meggy: *sniff* OMG, what if something bad happens to my little Princess?!

SMG3: Stop over-reacting!

Meggy: SHE'S LOST IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST CITIES IN EUROPE!!!

SMG3: At least, she's not in the Biggest City in Europe.

Meggy: Huh?

SMG3: Moscow, Russia... is the Biggest City in Europe.

Meggy: ...

SMG3: Paris is 2nd.

Meggy: How is that supposed to make me feel better?!

SMG3: I dunno.

Meggy: YOU'RE USELESS!!!

SMG3: *sigh* You're right... I am useless!

Meggy: Where's Mario?!

SMG3: Um... where's DS123?!

Meggy: MARIO!!!

SMG3: Don't tell me they've ran off, as well!

Outside...

SMG3: What the hell?

Mario: Um... O- Oui? Oui Oui Oui... um... um...

Mario did a Train impression.

Mario: Chug Chug Chug Chug Chug... 🚂

DS123: ...

Mario: Non?

DS123: Non.

...

SMG3: What are you idiots doing?!

Mario: I'm Mr. Bean.

DS123: It's the scene where he ended up here, at La Défense... he then, he walks in a straight line to get to Gare de Lyon.

SMG3: Mario, your Daughter is missing!

Mario: I'm aware!

SMG3: This isn't Mr. Bean's Holiday anymore... this is now; Home Alone!

Mario: It's not Christmas yet.

DS123: I wish.

SMG3: You sound like you don't care about her, at all.

*SMACK*

SMG3: Ow!

Mario: I love my Daughter, to bits!

Meggy: I'm scared, Mario.

Mario: I know, sweet-heart.

*HUG*

Meggy: We have to go back for Emily!

DS123: Hang on... can you record doing that scene that we just did, before you showed up?

SMG3: No!

Mario: All in favour of SMG3 recording us... say; Aye!

Meggy: That sounds funny.

DS123/Mario: AYE!!!

SMG3: Eh?!

Mario: Looks like it's 3 against 1.

SMG3: *grunts* Ugh...

Back with JubJub...

JubJub: OH DEAR GOD... That Nappy is stinky!

Emily: *cough*

JubJub: Right... now I have wipe your Bum, Emily.

Emily: Okay?

JubJub: Um... try laying on the Floor, Face down.

Emily got on the Floor, Face down.

JubJub: Bloody hell... this feels weird and wrong!

Emily: Huh?

JubJub: Jesus... you've got a Poopy Bum.

Emily: Poo Poo.

JubJub: I'm gonna wipe now... okay?

Emily: Okay?

JubJub tried to wipe Emily's Bum.

JubJub: *SCREAMS* OMG, I GOT SOME POOP ON MY THUMB!!! 😱

Emily: Uh-oh...

JubJub: THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

Emily: Sorry.

JubJub: WHY ARE YOU NOT POTTY TRAINED?!?!?!

After that...

JubJub: Okay, I can't believe that I wiped a Toddler's Bum... and let's throw this Nappy away.

Emily: No Nappy.

JubJub: Yeah, I know you've got no Nappy inside your Shorts... but, you can manage.

JubJub threw the Nappy into the Toilet.

JubJub: Say Bye Bye to your Dirty Nappy.

Emily: Bye Bye.

*TOILET FLUSH*

JubJub: Thank God that it's all over.

Suddenly...

JubJub: OH NO!!!

Yeah, that was a smart idea... wasn't it?! -_-

Emily: Uh-oh...

JubJub: Let's get out of here!!!

JubJub & Emily rushed out.

Outside...

JubJub: Come on, let's get out of here!

Emily: Mummy...

JubJub: I know that you're missing your Parents.

JubJub & Emily rushed away.

F.B. Toad: ...

French Blue Toad went into the Public Toilet.

F.B. Toad: *SCREAMS* AHH... SACRÉ BLEU!!! 😱