Chapter 1: Sight-Seeing

THE NEXT MORNING...

Emily: Morning, Daddy!

Mario: *yawn* Morning, sweetie.

Meggy: Come on, Mario... Rise and shine!

Mario: Why am I getting a Wake-up call? We're on Holiday!

Meggy: Me & the kids have been up for Hours.

Mario: It's only 8:00am.

Meggy: Gino woke me up at about 6:00am.

Mario: Okay?

Meggy: He woke me up by pulling my Arm and he told me that he pooped his Nappy.

Mario: Lovely...

Meggy: And, the 3 of us sat down on the Balcony together and watched the Sun-rise.

Mario: Without me?!

Meggy: You were still asleep.

Gino: I love Mummy!

Meggy: Aww... Mummy loves you too, Gino. 🥹

*KISS*

Mario: I'm gonna join in, next time.

Meggy: Make sure you wake up early, then.

Mario: Will do.

Meggy: In fact, whilst we're here... I'm buying an Alarm Clock.

Emily: I'm hungry.

Meggy: Alright, let's get dressed and get some yummy Breakfast.

Mario: French people have Croissants for Breakfast.

Later...

https://youtu.be/-Y7FjNwQ2xo

Tari: Hey, Pomni.

Pomni: You alright, Tari?

Tari: Where's Luigi?

Pomni: He told me to wait here and enjoy the view of the Eiffel Tower.

Tari: That's what SMG4 said to me.

Pomni: Is it true that Paris is the City of Romance?

Tari: I think so.

SMG4/Luigi: HEY, GIRLS!!!

SMG4 & Luigi came back with Flowers.

SMG4: Happy Random Surprise Day.

Tari: Aww... SMG4! 😍

*KISS*

Luigi: Do you love your Gift?

Pomni: OMG, you are so sweet!

*KISS*

Pomni: Wow... Paris is the City of Romance!

Tari: I love this place!

SMG4: This is gonna be a Sexy Holiday.

Tari: You think so?

SMG4: Yeah... Angry SMG4 is left behind back at Home.

*ARM GLITCHES*

Clench: SIMPS!!!

SMG4: Shut up, Clench!!! 😡

At the Arc de Triomphe...

Meggy: SELFIE!!!

Mario: CHEESE!!!

*CAMERA SHUTTER*

SMG3: Did we Photo-Bomb you?

Mario: You tried!

SMG3: Did not!

DS123: Did too!

SMG3: Shut up!

Mario: Ha!

Emily: Look at that!

Meggy: Yes... that's a big Monument, isn't it?

DS123: That's the Arc de Triomphe... it's at least over 200 Years old.

Mario: DS, for Christ's sake... this is a Holiday trip, not a Educational trip!

DS123: Watch your profanity...

SMG3: The Arch is ready for the Paralympics, already.

At Le Louvre...

Shroomy: There it is, Girls... the Mona Lisa.

Melony: Is that actually the real Mona Lisa?!

Shroomy: It sure is.

Saiko: It's crazy that there's so many Crowds in this room that just want to see this little Painting.

Shroomy: It's the Mona Lisa, though... it's over 500 Years old!

Melony: I like seeing famous things in real life.

Saiko: This was worth the 15 Minute wait.

Shroomy: Right, let's go.

The group was leaving.

Saiko: Right... where next?

Melony: Oh crap, I forget to take Selfies!

Saiko: Eh?

Shroomy: *sigh* We gotta wait in the back of the line, again!

Saiko: Oh... for God's sake, Melony!

Meanwhile...

Bob: Alright, lads... Disney-land is just outside the City.

Rob: How far away is it?

Bob: 1 Hour via Metro Stations.

Boopkins: That's alright.

Rob: Yeah, the problem is that the Train is gonna stop at every stop! Do you know what I mean?

Boopkins: Well, it's like being in the Underground Tube in London.

Bob: We're not in London, are we?! We're in France!

JubJub: Bonjour.

...

Bob: Speaking of France... I heard that this Country has Sexy French babes.

Rob: Is that why you want to lose your Virginity, in this City?

Bob: And, there's some Strip Clubs hiding somewhere in Paris.

Rob: Ooo... I think I know what we're doing, tonight.

Boopkins: What are you guys talking about?

Bob: None of your business... You're too young!!!

JubJub: Disney!!!

Bob: OMG, out of all of the Disney Princesses... I would Smash them all!

Rob: I agree!

Bob: I bet those Disney Princesses are Strippers, during Night-Time.

Boopkins: Come on, guys... let's head to Disney-land!!!

Bob: Let's head to the Metro Station.

Rob: This is gonna be the best Holiday of my life!

Back with Mario...

SMG3: So, where next?

Mario: I've got an idea.

SMG3: Where?

Mario: Have you all seen the Film; Mr. Bean's Holiday?

DS123: Of course, I have... That Movie was my childhood when I was little!

Mario: Mine too!

SMG3: You weren't little... you were 22 in 2007.

DS123: Same as my age, now... I was only 5 in 2007.

Mario: You know when he first arrives in Paris to get to Cannes?

DS123: The scene where he got in the wrong Taxi, instead of getting to that Train Station... he ends up in the Grande Arch of La Défense?

Mario: That's the one.

DS123: Are you saying we should--

Mario: Get to the Grande Arch!

DS123: GENIUS!!!

Meggy: You and your Movies.

...

SMG3: So, how do we get there?

DS123: Let's look at the Map.

Meggy: Which Train do we get?

Meanwhile...

Rob: Okay, where are we?

Bob: Well, I've got a Physical copy of this Map... and we are now at the Charles de Gaulle Station.

Boopkins: So, where's Disney?

Bob: You see that Red line?

Boopkins: Yeah?

Bob: That Red line leads to Disney... and we just rode on that Green line.

Boopkins: I got that.

Bob: So, that Red line is the RER A line... and it has Multiple last stops! So, to get to Disney... we have to take the Marne-la-Vallée route... and that Station is literally next to Disney-land.

Boopkins: So, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Rob: Well, we better hurry... the Train arrives in 2 minutes!

Bob: QUICK... RUN!!!

Bob's group ran to the Platform.

Later...

JubJub: Wait for me!!!

JubJub spotted Mario's group.

JubJub: Yo!

Emily turned around.

Emily: JubJub!

JubJub: Hi, Emily!

SMG3: So, if we're at the Charles de Gaulle Station... we should be heading North-West.

DS123: We can take either the Red line or the Orange line.

Mario: That's perfect.

SMG3: We better get to the Platform... the Train arrives in 1 minute.

Mario: We better hurry!

Meggy: Come on, everyone!

Everyone rushed away.

Emily: What doing?

JubJub: We're going to a Magical place called; Disney-land?

Emily: Didney?

JubJub: No... it's Disney.

Emily: Wow!

JubJub: Do you like Mickey Mouse?

Emily: Huh?

JubJub: Winnie the Pooh?

Emily: ...

JubJub: You don't know Disney?!

Emily: I love Mummy & Daddy!

JubJub: *sigh* Great...

Emily: Bye bye, JubJub!

JubJub: Bye... go and watch more Disney.

Emily turned around.

Emily: M- Mummy?!

JubJub: Wait... where is everyone?!

Emily: D- DADDY?!?!?!

JubJub: B- BOOPKINS?!?!?!

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Emily: MUMMY?!?!?!

JubJub: BOOPKINS?!?!?!

Emily: DADDY?!?!?!

JubJub: BOB?!?!?!

Emily: ...

JubJub: ANYBODY?!?!?!

Emily: M- M- Mummy...

JubJub: OH CRAP... Where is everyone?!

Emily: *sobbing* WAAA... MUMMY!!! 😭😭😭

JubJub: Emily... don't cry!!!

Emily: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

JubJub: Oh no...

Emily: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

JubJub: W- WE'RE LOST!!!