Chapter 3: Bob the Babysitter???

Bob: Can you go to sleep, now?!

Gino: Read us a bedtime story.

Bob: Please don't black-mail me...

Emily: Do it or we'll cry!!!

Bob: Well, I don't have any books... so, I guess I'll tell you one, off by heart.

*CLEARS THROAT*

Bob: Once a upon a time... there was a Ugly Barnacle... he was so ugly that everyone died. The End!

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Bob: Aw, bollocks... that's a copyrighted story...

Gino: That didn't help, at all...

Bob: STOP SAYING COPYRIGHTED SCRIPT LINES!!!

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Emily: We're not tired...

Bob: What else can I do?!

*POOP*

https://youtu.be/X43-0CueBjk

Gino: Uh-oh... I pooped...

Bob: What?

Gino: I pooped... in my nappy...

Bob: You... You pooped?!

Gino: You're gonna have to change me... because I pooped...

Emily: It smells stinky!

Bob: Don't make me change you!

Gino: GET TO CHANGING!!!

Bob: *sigh*

Later...

Bob: Aw... Christ...

Gino: I'm waiting...

Bob: Okay... at least I've done the hard part, am I right?

Gino: Put the nappy on me!!!

Bob: I'm trying! Alright?!

Gino: Oh no... I have to pee...

Gino: *PEES*

Bob: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

Gino: Ah... that's better...

Bob: CAN THIS NIGHT GET ANY WORSE?!?!?!

After that...

Bob: Right... I just got pissed on... and are you two going to sleep, now?!

Gino: I'm tired...

Emily: I'm going to sleep, now...

Bob: Good! Please, do...

Gino: Good night!

Emily: Night-Night!

Gino and Emily went to sleep.

Bob: *sigh* Finally...

Later...

Luigi: We're back.

Bob: Oh, thank god...

Luigi: We got the Formula milk for the babies.

Bob: I don't think you'll need it, anymore... they're asleep.

Tari: How did you do that?

Bob: Um... this Cat...

Loaf: *HISSES* 😾

Bob: Um... I mean... I twisted my ankle... and I fell...

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SMG4: Clumsy...

Bob: I think I better get going...

SMG4: I think you should...

Bob: Get me out of here!

Tari: See you later, Bob.

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/5rmILNIKVDQ

Luigi: AHH!!!

SMG4: JESUS!!!

Luigi: That's my phone!!!

Bob: HOW LOUD IS THAT PHONE!!!

Gino/Emily: WAAA!!!

Bob: OH, WELL DONE!!!

Luigi: OI, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

Bob: JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PICK IT UP!!!

Luigi went outside.

*PICK UP*

Luigi: Hello?

Mario: What's up, Charlie Day?

Luigi: What do you want, bro?

Mario: How's my babies?

Luigi: Um... they're... er... they're okay, at the moment!

Mario: Did you feed them?

Luigi: Yeah.

Mario: Did you change them?

Luigi: Yeah.

Mario: Are you a Registered Sex Offender because you took their clothes off?

Luigi: What?

Mario: You three are doing a good job.

Luigi: Um... thanks?

Mario: BTW, we'll be back in about 30 minutes... so, have fun!

Luigi: OK... have fun...

*HANG UP*

Mario: Anyways, are you enjoying your Squid Rings?

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Meggy: Bruh...

https://youtu.be/2ZIpFytCSVc