Chapter 2: The Job

SMG4: Well... I must say that this babysitting is easy, so far!

Luigi: Bloody hell, last time I've been here... the TV was in the bedroom! They've really swapped things around.

SMG4: And, I don't understand why they've got a Cat...

Tari: Oh, come on... Loaf is the cutest Cat I've ever seen!!!

Loaf: Meow. 😺

Tari: AHH!!! SO CUTE!!! I really just wanna hug it so hard, that it's eyes start popping out!!!

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Luigi: That's a bit dark, isn't it?!

Tari: I kinda lost my Train of Thought...

SMG4: Anyways, stick that kettle on and make us a Cuppa!

Luigi: On it.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

SMG4: Who could that be?

SMG4 opened the door.

Bob: Hey, Hey, Hey!!! I heard you're doing some babysitting!!!

SMG4: BOB?! What the bloody hell are you doing here?!

Luigi: *sniff* Have you been drinking? I can smell Alcohol on you!

Bob: I had about 3 cans.

Luigi: Right...

Bob: Anyways, I'd thought I'd come by and give you lot a helping hand.

SMG4: Bob, what makes you think that you wanna babysit?

Bob: Trust me, I'm good with kids...

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Tari: Um...

Bob: Anyways, I'm gonna have fun with my Bluetooth speaker!!!

Bob turned on his Bluetooth speaker.

https://youtu.be/MybscLyAyJ4

Bob: OH YEAH, THIS IS MY JAM!!!

SMG4: Bob, if you're gonna play with your speaker... use some Air-Pods!!!

Bob: I forgot them at home!!!

Tari: Well, turn it down!!!

Bob: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Luigi: Jesus Christ...

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Bob: 🎶 No, No... No, No, No, No... No, No, No, No... No, No... THERE'S NO LIMIT!!! 🎶

SMG4: THAT'S IT!!!

SMG4 threw Bob's speaker out of the house.

Bob: Aww... I was enjoying that...

SMG4: I could tell that you drank 3 cans of Beer before you got here!

Luigi: You're lucky that the babies are still asleep, in the bedroom...

Tari: Can you go, now?!

Bob: Hang on! I just wanna see them.

Tari: *grunts* Ugh...

Bob: Aww... look at the little babies!

Tari: Bob...

Bob: I watch you when you sleep, Samantha.

...

Tari: What?!

Bob: What's her name again?!

Tari: Goodbye, Bob!!!

Bob: Quiet, you'll wake them!!!

Then...

https://youtu.be/DvnfpDVLWOI

Gino/Emily: WAAA!!!

Tari: Really?!

Bob: Don't worry, I'm great with babies and babies love me!

Gino/Emily: WAAA!!!

Bob: Hey, don't cry! Please...

Gino/Emily: WAAA!!!

Bob: HEY, IDIOTS!!! STOP CRYING, YOU BIG STUPID AND DUMB BABIES!!!

Tari: Get out of the way, you idiot!!!

Tari carried Gino and Emily.

Bob: *sigh* I hate babies...

Later...

Gino/Emily: WAAA!!!

SMG4: NICE GOING, DICK-HEAD!!!

Bob: Tari was getting louder!

*SMACK*

Bob: Ow!

SMG4: DON'T YOU POINT FINGERS AT MY WIFE!!!

Bob: You nearly got divorced, last month!!!

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Luigi: Guys, I need a helping hand here!

Tari: Maybe, they're hungry!

Luigi: Let's get some Formula milk!

Luigi looked around the house for some Formula milk.

Luigi: Uh-oh... there's no Formula!!!

SMG4: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Tari: We'll have to get some from the Store!!!

Bob: You know what? I'm going home...

SMG4: Oh no, you're not!!! You're staying here!!!

Bob: Eh?! I thought you wanted me to leave!

SMG4: You made this situation and you're gonna fix it!!!

Luigi: Come on, you two!

SMG4, Tari and Luigi left the house.

Bob: Um... stop crying, please?! Look at the kitty!

Loaf: Meow. 😺

Bob: Look at the kitty, please?

Then...

Gino: WAAA!!! I want my bottle, I'm hungry!!!

Emily: Same for me, too!!!

Bob: WHOA!!! YOU TWO CAN TALK?!?!?!

Gino: Of course, we can talk!!! Feed us, now!!!

Bob: Now that's a Plot Twist, right there!!!

Emily: Chop-Chop, get to it!!!

Bob: *sigh* The thing is... there's no Formula left.

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Gino/Emily: WAAA!!!

Bob: OMG... SHUT UP, AND LOOK AT THE KITTY CAT!!!

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/KlP1QlLlk8M

Loaf: MEOW!!! 😾

Bob: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! OH GOD!!!

Loaf: *HISSES* 😾

Bob: OUCH!!! GET OFF!!!

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Gino/Emily: *LAUGHING* 😂😂😂

Bob managed to get Loaf off his face.

Bob: THAT HURT!!!

Loaf: *HISSES* 😾

Bob: DON'T YOU HISS AT ME!!!

Emily: Again! Again!

Bob: *sigh* I can't believe the babies can talk, already!!! I think I'm on drugs!!!

Gino: We can actually talk when you're drunk.

Bob: Eh?

Gino: When you're sober... we'll start cooing again.

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Bob: I think I'm having a melt-down...

Loaf: *POOPS* 💩

Bob: *faints*