Chapter 22

⚠Warning!⚠ This chapter contains spicy subjects! If you don't know what I mean... you'll figure it out.

( Russia's POV again)

      Russia jogged with Germany to Japan's house. He began to wonder why she had asked about Germany and what she wanted to show them.

     He hoped that it wasn't another yaoi drawing; she drew things like that of her and South Korea. Frankly, there weren't things he wanted to see, and he assumed Germany probably didn't want to see either. At least there didn't seem to be anything super serious going on.

     Russia felt the sting of an old memory. Back when he and America were together, Japan would always draw the god of all things spicy featuring him and his ex. It was funny at the time, but the memory hurt a little bit...

      They didn't have to run far. Japan was close to where Russia lived. They were basically neighbors, just not right next to each other. They reached Japan's front door within a few minutes. Russia knocked on the door.

" You do realize there's a doorbell, right?" Germany said, pointing to the button right next to the door.

      Russia's mind flashed back to several months ago. He had walked over to visit Japan one day. He didn't look when he rung the doorbell, so he couldn't see the spider that was resting on it. The spider, startled and maybe a little mad, crawled right up his hand. Russia screamed and shook his hand, trying to get the spider off. He was literally on the brink of tears. All Japan did that day was laugh at him.

" Yeah, but I don't like to use it," Russia said after a moment.

     Japan answered the door. Her ears were pricked straight up, and her tail was pointed straight out. She smiled and welcomed both Russia and Germany into her home. Russia didn't think that Germany had been to Japan's place before. It was almost always clean and it smelled like sweets 24/7.

" Come upstairs, I need to show you two something- especially your Germany. " she said.

     Russia went up the stairs and into Japan's room. He was surprised to see Italy sitting on the ground. He had eyes on his phone, but there was a shocked expression on his face.

" Hey, Italy!" Russia said to him. Italy didn't respond immediately. But after a moment, he was out of his trance. He greeted Russia with a smile.

" Was there something wrong with Italy?" Germany asked Russia.

Japan gave him the answer.

" Not exactly. He's just shocked over what I brought you guys over to see."

" Why?" Russia and Germany asked at the same time.

" You see... Italy lives next door to Belgium, Tofu Blob's girlfriend. He was in his room doing whatever he does in there when... here, let me show you."

      Japan asked Italy for his phone, which he handed over. Japan swiped through it and pulled up a video. She gave it to Russia. He shared the phone so that Germany could see too. There were only silhouettes, but Russia knew almost immediately what was going on. There were 2 figures, one with a square-shaped head and another one with a circular one. The square-headed one was underneath the other, who was sitting on what Russia assumed to be the bottom's dong. Russia really didn't need to see more, but he kept the video going for Germany's sake. The top, who was female, began to move up and down....

" Holy frick," Russia said. He put the phone completely in Germany's hands.

      After another 15 seconds, the recoding ended. Russia looked at Germany, waiting on his reaction. When Germany finally looked up, Russia saw the pure bewilderment and disbelief in his expression.

" We're going to get him," Germany said quietly.

" What do you mean?" Russia asked cluelessly. He wasn't going to hurt his best friend, was he?

" You''ll see," Germany replied, walking out of the door and down the stairs.

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      Russia walked behind Germany towards where he assumed Belgium's house was.

I don't blame him for being shocked Russia thought. His childhood friend just got laid by his girl...and of all people, it was Israel! And he was a..bottom?

      It occurred to Russia that Germany had not spoken since they had left. Japan and Italy were not concerned in the least, but Russia was. Not for Germany, but for Israel. There was a lot more power in that German than there seemed to be. He hoped that this wouldn't be the end for Israel and Belgium.

     They reached Belgium's house without too much of an issue. Clearly, Germany had some next-level navigation skills, because all he needed to do was know an address so he could find it. It was slightly creepy but impressive at the same time.

     Russia was caught off guard by Germany pounding on the door. This got Russia to be even more worried. Germany wasn't what he saw as usually aggressive. This was completely out of character for him to do.

      Belgium answered the door. She had a bathrobe on and a glass of water in her hand. She was acting oddly calm, considering she had been smashing with Israel.

" Alright, where is he?" Germany demanded.

Belgium was not shaken by his sudden attitude.

" Upstairs," she replied cooly.

      As Germany walked in and headed straight upstairs, Russia stopped by Belgium.

"Do you have any idea what's coming next?" He asked her.

" All I can say is that Israel's probably in trouble. I would recommend you go up there with them in case anything hits the fan."

      Russia nodded. The door to Israel's room was closed, but he could hear shouting coming from inside. He could make out just pieces of the loud conversation that was going on.

" I thought you were a....have you lost it?....Israel I swear.."

      Then Russia thought he heard someone being slapped. Now panicking, he busted the door open. What he walked into was not a fight, but in fact a stupid argument.

" Russia, look at this outrageousness!" Germany said to him pulling Israel by the collar of his robe. He pushed one side down to reveal a trail of hickeys running down the side of Israel's neck.

" He told me he radiated top energy. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TOP ENERGY TO YOU?" Germany yelled.

" I do have top energy!" Israel argued. " She just has more than I do!"

" Did you use a condom?" Germany interrogated Israel.

Israel didn't reply.

" Israel, no! Did you use a condom?"

"..Yes."

     Russia breathed out a sigh of relief. He was happy that at least they were being safe. The last thing any country wants is an accidental child.

    Russia just stood there after that moment, though. He did think that Israel was a top, but the love bites on his neck were saying otherwise. He watched as Germany and Israel continued their bickering about Israel and Belgium banging.

" Okaym coconuts, are you guys done arguing now? " Russia said after 5 solid minutes of listening to an enraged Germany and a no-longer-virgin Israel fight over top and bottom energy.

" Sure," Israel replied. They could probably go on forever with that subject alone. Russia was just glad that Germany didn't beat anyone up.

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" You know, I was surprised that my little sunflower would get so aggressive. You acted like it was a competition on who would lose their virginity first and who radiates more top energy. Had I not stepped in, we would've been there for another 3 years." Russia told Germany as they walked home.

" Whatever! Besides, who would've thought that someone like Israel would lose his virginity just like that? "

     Russia laughed and shook his head. Germany did have a point, but Russia still believed that if he hadn't said anything, they would still be at Israel's house arguing just for the heck of it. Japan and Italy had gone home before they did, so it was jsug the two of them. It was starting to get a bit late. Russia figured it would be best for him to drop off Germany at his house.

" Hey, thanks for coming over this weekend," Russia said to him as they approached his house.

" No problem," Germany answered, kissing Russia on the cheek. "Thanks for risking your crazy butt to let me come. That was...actually really sweet of you."

     Germany blushed a little bit, but Russia could barely tell. He gave him a smile. Stopping under a street light, Russia grabbed Germany by the hand and pulled him into a kiss. They were far away enough to where they couldn't be seen if Reich looked through the window, so they stood there for a few moments before parting.

" Will you be busy tomorrow?" Russia asked.

" Don't think so. Why, you wanna meet up again?"

" Totally!"

      Russia was always happy to hang out with Germany. It made him feel happy, and it never failed to highlight his weekends. It was slowly starting to get later and cooler outside.

" Love you, Ger." Russia said, kissing Germany's forehead and waving goodbye to him. Germany blew him a kiss, which he caught and placed next to his heart.

     ( Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!  This one was just a little spicy because Israel and Belgium aren't innocents >:3

I wouldlike to thank the comment section on Chapter 21 for the little yaoi detail at the beginning! I swear that detail will pop up in the story again later ;) )

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