Chapter 4: The Quarrel

Bob: THERE YOU ARE!!!

Rob: ...

Bob: YOU BETTER TELL US WHAT THE BLOODY HELL THAT WAS, RIGHT NOW!!!

Rob: Why do I have to tell you that?

Bob: SPILL THE FREAKING BEANS!!!

Rob: I WAS DOING AMAZING... ACTUALLY, I WAS DOING BETTER THAN AMAZING!!! THANKS TO YOU, MY RAP CAREER IS RUINED!!!

Boopkins: Well, that's good to know!!!

Rob: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU LITTLE GREEN TURD!!!

Boopkins: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Bob: Don't you talk to Boopkins, like that!!!

Rob: OR WHAT?!?!?!

Bob: Listen, why are you being such a jerk?!

Rob: Why was I?

Bob: You did not invite us!!! Not to mention, you sang a song about insulting our friends!!!

Rob: How is that insulting?!

Bob: Our friends is a part of our family!!!

Rob: Well, I think your family is crap now!!!

...

Boopkins: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

Rob: Your family is crap!!!

Bob: And, why is that?!

Rob: I only had one throw of the dice and you specifically ruined it!!!

Boopkins: WE RUINED IT?!?!?!

Rob: Yes!!! You're just a little green turd, Bob looks like poo and JubJub is literally a football!!!

JubJub: I'm not a football!!!

Rob: KICK THE BABY!!!

Bob: You kick JubJub and see what happens next!!!

*KICK*

JubJub: Ouch!!!

Bob: THAT'S IT!!!!!

Bob and Rob were now fighting.

Bob/Rob: GRRR!!!

Boopkins: YOU LIKE IT WHEN BOB KICKS YOUR ASS?!?!?!

Mario: Why do I hear noises in Rob's dressing room?

SMG4: It sounds like... FIGHTING!!!

Mario, SMG4 and Saiko stormed in.

SMG4: ALRIGHT, BREAK IT UP!!!

Saiko: What the hell is going on here?!

Rob: HE STARTED IT!!!

Bob: GO ON, THEN!!! YOU WANT SOME, DO YOU?! EH?!

Mario: That's enough!!!

Bob: I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!!!

...

Rob: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! GO TO HELL, ALL OF YOU!!!

Boopkins: Where are you going, mate?!

Rob: YOU ARE NOT MY MATE AND YOU ARE NO LONGER MY FRIENDS!!! 

JubJub: What?

Rob: GOODBYE FOREVER... BOB, BOOPKINS AND JUBJUB!!!!!

Rob stormed out.

Bob: Good!!! I was sick of his bollocks, anyway!!!

*SMACK*

Bob: What was that for?!

Saiko: You need to grow up!!!

Outside...

Rob: What the hell?!

Rob read the message on the coach.

Rob: Oh, great!!! My coach driver heard everything and he decided to vandalise the coach!!! Unbelievable!!!

...

Rob: Well... I need some alone time, anyway... I'm getting out of here...

Rob walked away.

Back inside...

SMG4: Are you three all right?

Bob: Sort of...

Saiko: Sorry about... you know...

Boopkins: The only thing we're gonna remember him... is his sun-glasses...

SMG4: Give me the glasses, I'll keep them for a bit.

Boopkins gave SMG4 the glasses.

Mario: Listen, everyone... tonight has been a disaster, can we go all go home?

SMG4: You know what, that's exactly what we're gonna do.

Boopkins: But, what about Rob?

Bob: He's probably on his way back to his stink-hole farm of his, in his coach. He can play a game of Pool by himself from now on.

When the group left...

SMG4: That's odd, the coach is still here.

Mario: Let me go inside.

Mario got inside the coach.

SMG4: Is Rob in there?

Mario: No freaking way!!! This coach has a vending machine!!!

SMG4: Mario! Is Rob in there or not?!

Mario: I don't see any sign of Rob.

...

Boopkins: So I guess, he has sodded off...

JubJub: *sniff* Hang on!

Boopkins: What is it, JubJub?

JubJub: I can smell him!

Boopkins: Really? Where?

JubJub: Over there!!!

Saiko: Is he saying that he travelled South?

SMG4: Let's go, guys.

...

SMG4: Where's Mario?

Mario: SMG4, I need more money for the vending machine!

SMG4: Get out, Mario!!!

Later...

Bob: So... do you mind telling us why we're outside Brixton Station?

JubJub: Rob! Train! 

Boopkins: He must've taken the Underground Tube, which means he must've headed to the city.

Saiko: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Bob: Wait, what? Why do we have to chase him?

SMG4: Because we can't just throw a family member into the streets, we have to find him!

Bob: Alright, then...

Meanwhile, at Regent Street...

Rob: *sigh* These streets are a dump, I even found Cocaine in the middle of the streets.

...

Rob: You know what? One snort will do.

Back with the others...

Mario: Where could he be?

Bob: God knows... he probably just be homeless somewhere...

Boopkins: Why would you say that?

Bob: I'm just saying.

SMG4: Look everyone, we have to find him! He's a Scarecrow all alone in London, for Christ's sake!!!

Boopkins: We've been looking everywhere!!! He's not at Hyde Park, nor Trafalgar Square... not even at Piccadilly Circus...

Saiko: Why don't we just ring him?

Mario: Well, he did answer when we were back at home.

SMG4: Hmm... you may have a point.

Back with Rob...

Rob: Right, let's see what can this Coke can do.

But then...

https://youtu.be/OF4iV__YlPE

Rob: What the hell?

*BANG*

Rob: *GASP*

Citizens: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

Rob: NOOOOOO!!!!!

https://youtu.be/2_WbgQkTqwk

Rob gets shot.

Rob: AHH!!!

???: THAT'S FOR SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE!!!!!

And, the car drove off.

Citizens: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

???: SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!