Chapter 3: The Concert

21:00, 28 April 2022

Mario: So, Rob has officially apologised to the whole world and he might continue to do his Rap career.

Bob: I must say, he's doing really well... Even though, he got arrested for carrying a bit of Cocaine.

Boopkins: I wonder what's gonna happen, now.

Saiko: Well, I got another surprise for you all!

SMG4: What is it?

Saiko: Rob will be officially going on a UK Tour!

Bob: What?

Saiko: Next week, he will be travelling to Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield, Birmingham, Cardiff and even London.

SMG4: Wow, that's fantastic!

Outside...

Bob: Jesus! Look at that!

Rob: I know, she's a beauty!

Boopkins: So, when are we going on this tour?

Rob: What?

Boopkins: When are we going on the coach?

Rob: What are you talking about? You're not invited!

...

Bob/Boopkins/JubJub: WHAT?!

Rob: This is just gonna be me, myself and I on this tour. I don't want any annoying brats ruining my career!

Bob: I beg your pardon?!

Boopkins: But Rob, you gave us a shout-out on your 1st song!!!

Rob: I don't care about that, anymore! Now, piss off... so I can be on this tour. And tell SMG4, Mario and Saiko that they're not invited as well.

Rob got on the coach.

Rob: Coach driver, take me to Liverpool.

Coach Driver: Yes, sir.

The coach left.

JubJub: DOUCHE-BAG!!!!!

ONE WEEK LATER...

Mario: Hey, you three! Wanna play some UNO?

Boopkins: We're not in the bloody mood...

SMG4: Oh... come on, you three! You've been like that all week... Rob will be back soon.

Bob: Well, he's not answering our calls!!! We've been trying to call him every day and it keeps going straight to voice-mail!!!

Saiko: Now, that's odd!

SMG4: I'll give him a ring.

[PHONE RINGING]

Rob: Hey, SMG4! How are you, buddy?

SMG4: Your friends would like a word with you!!!

Rob: Ooo... I'm not talking to anyone that is poor.

SMG4: I beg your pardon?!

???: Who are you talking to, Hunky God?

Rob: Er... my idiot mate who's trying to interrupt our sexy time!

SMG4: Who the hell was that?!

Rob: Oh! I'm about to have sex with this chick and do you know something else?

SMG4: What?

Rob: She's gonna having an affair with me!

SMG4: I'M SORRY, WHAT?!?!?!

???: Come on, big boy!!! I'm so ready!!!

Rob: Sorry, I'm gonna have sex now! Thanks for calling, Bye!!!

Rob forgot to hang up.

Rob: OK baby, I hope your husband doesn't find out!

???: Don't worry, he won't!

...

Saiko: What's going on?

SMG4 put the phone on Speaker.

Rob: OH GOD, YES!!! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!

???: FASTER, DADDY!!!

O_O

*HANG UP*

Bob: Right, that's it!!!

Mario: What?

Bob: Ever since Rob became a Rapper, he's turned into a giant anus-head!!!

SMG4: So, what are we gonna do?

Bob: Lady and Guys, we are going to London!!!

When Rob arrived in London...

Rob: Ah... thank you, Coach driver! I'll be on my way inside now.

Coach Driver: Have fun, sir.

Rob: I sure will.

Inside...

Mario: Hey, Anus-head!!!

Rob: What the hell?!

Bob: WE NEED TO TALK!!!

Rob: What are you poor people doing here?!

Saiko: First, you've been carrying drugs... Then, you didn't invite us... And now, you slept with someone's wife!!!

SMG4: Spill the beans, now!!!

Rob: *scoffs* And why should I?

Mario: Otherwise, we'll tell everyone about your darkest secrets!!!

Rob: I don't have dark secrets.

Mario: Oh, yeah? You like to pour Toilet water all over your Spaghetti noodles!!!

...

Rob: Have you lost your Train of Thought? Because, that didn't happen!!!

Boopkins: Look, Rob... we want you back! You're starting to behave like a child and a spoiled brat! Please, just cancel the performance and come back home!!!

Bob: Boopkins is right! Don't act like what I did back in 2018, it was the worst mistake of my life!

SMG4: Listen to your friends, Rob! They want you back!

Rob: That sounds a bit gay...

SMG4: How does that sound gay?!

Rob: Look, here's the deal. You can watch this performance is this arena tonight, and I'll retire. Capeesh?

SMG4's group had a little team-talk.

Saiko: What do you think, Boys?

Boopkins: Well, I don't want history to repeat.

SMG4: Let's just see what happens.

Bob: Right, it's agreed.

Mario: Ready? Break!!!

...

Mario: Rob, we're decided to watch your performance.

Rob: Oh, sweet!

JubJub: Let's do this!!!

Later, that evening...

Rob: 🎶 Put your hands up... Put your hands up... You all deserve a really nice, gold cup! 🎶

SMG4: THIS IS NICE, SO FAR!!!

Mario: WHAT?!

SMG4: I SAID; THIS IS NICE, SO FAR!!!

Mario: I CAN'T HEAR YOU, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!!!

Crowd: *CHEERING* WOOOOOO!!!!!

https://youtu.be/idA7RsiOpqA

JubJub: Yay!!!

Boopkins: That was pretty good!!!

Bob: Yeah, it was!!!

...

Rob: Thank you, very much! This next song is a song that I sang earlier in the tour!

Boopkins: Ooo, a new song!

Rob: It's called; 'Lazy People'.

Bob: Alright, can't wait to hear that.

Saiko: I haven't heard this one before.

...

Rob: 🎶 Yo! I met a few people that I met, long ago... Let's just say that they are lazy and slow. First, we got Mario... a fat ass bitch, his fat ass made me wanna put him in a ditch! 🎶

Mario: Wait, what?!

Rob: 🎶 Then, there's this Blue clone, he's married to this Tari chick... that won't stop talk about games, I mean... what a prick! 🎶

SMG4: YOU WHAT?!

Rob: 🎶 And then, there's Saiko, she actually is a psycho... I'm not marrying a murderer, I mean... who would marry her? 🎶

Saiko: IS HE ACTUALLY...

Bob: What the hell am I listening to?!

Boopkins: OK, you know what? This is gone way too far!!!

Bob: RIGHT, THAT'S IT!!!

Mario: I'm following you, Bob!!!

SMG4: THAT LITTLE...

Rob: 🎶 Lazy People... Lazy P... 🎶

Mario, SMG4 and Bob climbed up on stage.