Chapter 4: Mario's Drug Addiction

It is now the 21st Century!

In 2001, Mario's Family went to New York City for Mario's 16th Birthday.

Pio: How does it feel to be 16?

Mario: It feels amazing... I'm in New York City, and I always wanted to go here!

Luigi: Don't you mean; We?

Mario: Shut up, Luigi... you haven't hit Puberty yet.

Luigi: ...

Pio: Anyways, what shall we do?

Mario: I dunno.

Pio: How about we go to the top of those Twin Towers, over there?

Mario: I guess that will be good.

Luigi: *gulp*

Mario: You're not scared, are you?

Luigi: No.

Mario: Yeah, you're scared.

Luigi: What if something frightening happens?! What if the Building collapses?!

Mario: Don't be stupid!

Luigi: Or what if the Wind is strong enough to blow us off the Roof... and we fall to our Deaths?!

Mario: Luigi... stop being a Baby! We're just gonna look at Sights from above.

Luigi: O- Okay?!

Mario: What's next?! A Plane crashing into a Tower?!

Luigi: OH GREAT... Now, you're making me even more nervous talking about Plane Crashes!!!

Mario: Planes cannot crash into Buildings... that only happens in Movies!!!

Luigi: *SCREAMS* AHH... OH GOD!!! 😱😱😱

*SMACK*

Luigi: Ow!

Mario: You need to Man up!

Luigi: Dad, help me!

Pio: Um... leave me out of this.

Mario: Okay, let's go.

Pio: I sure hope you didn't predict the Future.

THE NEXT NIGHT...

Mario went on a walk alone through the streets of New York.

Mario: I'm strolling along the Streets, in Times Square.

Luigi: That sounds like fun.

Mario: There are lots of bright Bill-boards.

Luigi: Anything interesting?

Mario: There's this one Bill-board, that says; Shrek.

Luigi: Shrek?

Mario: I think it's a new Movie that is coming out soon.

Luigi: Really?

Mario: Well, I reckon the Movie will about a Green Monster thing, a Donkey, a Princess & a Midget.

Luigi: Okay, I might watch it when it comes out in the Cinema.

Mario: Me too.

Luigi: Dad says you need to come back to the Hotel, soon.

Mario: Who cares what he says.

[HANG UP]

Mario: OMG, I love it here... this is the best Birthday week ever!

Later... Mario ended up in an Alleyway.

Evil T: Hey, you.

Mario: Sup?

Evil T: You want this Mushroom?

Mario: Sure, I'll eat anything.

Mario ate the Suspicious Mushroom.

Mario: What was it?

Evil T: HA-HA... I tricked you, and you are now addicted to Drugs!!!

Mario: ...

Mario started to feel dizzy.

Mario: O- Oh God...

Evil T: Are you okay?

Mario: OH... MY... GOOD... GOD!!!

Evil T: Um...

Mario: YOU GOT ANY MORE?!?!?!

Evil T: N- No...

*PUNCH*

Evil T: OUCH... YOU CRAZY, MAN!!!

Evil Toadbert went away.

Mario: *panting* I NEED MORE... I NEED MORE... I... NEED... MORE!!!!!

???: Woomy!

Mario: H- Huh?!

A little Inkling ran past Mario.

Inkling: *giggles*

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH... LITTLE GREMLIN!!! 😱😱😱

Mario ran away.

Mario: I'M SEEING THINGS!!!

The little Inkling saw Mario.

Inkling: Huh?

???: MEGGY... DON'T RUN OFF, PLEASE!!!

Inkling: Gah...

???: This place looks dangerous, Meggy... Come back here, I don't want you getting hurt!

The little Inkling went away.

A FEW WEEKS LATER...

Mario was addicted to Illegal Shrooms, ever since he ate that Mushroom.

Weeks went by and he started to go Insane without Illegal Shrooms.

Mario: *panting*

Teacher: MARIO... You are not working again!!!

Mario: *panting*

Teacher: What is wrong with you, you dummy?!

Mario: I... NEED... SHROOMS!!!!!

Teacher: What?!

Mario: I NEED SHROOMS!!!

Teacher: You are not making sense, Boy!!!

Mario: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!

Teacher: DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!!!

*HEAD-BUTT*

Teacher: OUCH!!!

Mario: WHERE... ARE... MY... SHROOMS?!?!?!

Teacher: *SCREAMS* HEAD-MASTER'S OFFICE... NOW!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Mario: AHH!!!

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

Teacher: *SCREAMS IN PAIN* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Mario: *panting*

Teacher: 😵

Mario knocked the Teacher out.

Mario: ME WANT TASTY SHROOMS!!!

Mario's Rampage would go on and on.

H. Master: WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

Mario: I have to cook!

H. Master: YOU JUST STARTED A FIRE!!!

Mario: I COOK TASTY SHROOMS!!!

H. Master: THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!!

The Fire started to spread.

H. Master: GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!

Mario: I have to cook!

Mario grabbed Cooking Oil.

H. Master: NO, NOT THE COOKING--

*BOOM*

Mario: Ooo!

H. Master: *SCREAMS* AHH... GET OUT!!! 😱😱😱

The Head Master grabbed Mario.

Mario: ME NEED TO COOK SHROOMS!!!

Eventually... Mario burned down the whole School.

H. Master: *COUGHING*

Luigi: MAMMA-MIA... THE SCHOOL IS BURNING TO THE GROUND!!!

H. Master: *SCREAMS* MARIO... YOU ARE EXPELLED!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Luigi: OMG, I knew something was wrong with Mario!!!

Mario: WHERE ARE MY SHROOMS?!?!?!

Luigi: *sigh* Mario has now gone Mental.

H. Master: SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!!!!

Luigi: You're not gonna arrest Mario, are you?!

H. Master: I AM PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST THAT STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!

Luigi: That's a bit harsh.

Mario: SHROOMS!!!

Officer: YOU'RE COMING WITH US!!!

Mario got arrested.

Luigi: *sigh* We never should've agreed to let Mario, go alone when we were in New York City...

H. Master: THAT IS ALSO BAD PARENTING!!!

Luigi: Mamma-Mia...

THE NEXT DAY...

Judge: ORDER... ORDER... ORDER... I am the Honourable Italian Judge Pianta! And, today we will be hearing the Case of Mario... who has burned down his entire School building, whilst he was High on Shrooms.

*GAVEL BANG*

Judge: Plaintiff... what is your Statement?!

H. Master: THIS DUMBEST STUDENT IN THE WORLD HAS BURNED DOWN MY ENTIRE SCHOOL... He was literally trying to cook his own Drugs, whilst he was tripping Balls!!!

Judge: How?

H. Master: I heard a rumour from his Family... that he was alone in New York City, and he was using Drugs!!!

Judge: Hmm... Interesting.

H. Master: I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL, MARIO!!!

*GAVEL BANG*

Judge: ORDER!!!

H. Master: GRRR!!!

Judge: Mario... you just committed Arson, and took Illegal Drugs! I found you...

https://youtu.be/Ysp7YMn-3PQ

Judge: GUILTY!!!

*GAVEL BANG*

Mario: Oh no!

Pio: Oh no!

Luigi: Oh no!

Kool-Aid: OH YEAH!!! 🥤

...

Judge: Mario, you have been found; Guilty... of burning down your School!

Mario: I can't go to Jail!!!

Judge: Well, you are lucky that you are still too young for Jail... you are only 16-Years-old.

Mario: Aye?

Judge: I sentence you to 6 Months of Community Service of picking up Litter on the Motorway!

*GAVEL BANG*

Judge: Also, you are also been expelled from School... that means you're never gonna get an Education or a Job... and, you'll be Homeless when you move out!!!

*GAVEL BANG*

Judge: And, you'll be forced to go to Rehab!

*GAVEL BANG*

Pio: My Son has no Future, now!

Luigi: *sigh* Mario... what have you done?!