Chapter 3: The Mushroom Kingdom

Mario was on the Floor.

Mario: *grunts* Ugh... dammit...

He then got up.

Mario: *GASP*

Mario ended up in front of a Castle.

Mario: W- What is this place?!

Lakitu: Good afternoon!

Mario: AHH... Who are you?!

Lakitu: I'm Lakitu... reporting live from just outside Princess Toadstool's Castle.

Mario: What?

Lakitu: You've reached Princess Toadstool's Castle via a Warp Pipe.

Mario: What? This Green thing?

Lakitu: Are you lost, little Boy?

*PUNCH*

Lakitu: AHH!!!

Mario: Stupid Creature.

Mario went towards the Castle.

Lakitu: STUPID KID!!!

Inside the Castle...

Mario: Whoa... look at this place!

Toad: OH, HI THERE!!!

Mario turned around.

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH... TALKING MUSHROOMS!!! 😱😱😱

Toad: Please to meet you, I'm Toad!

Mario: Your voice sounds weird.

Toad: Um...

Mario: And, you look like a Dick.

Toad: Oh... screw you, Kid!!!

Mario: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

*PUSH*

Toad: Oi!

Mario: YOU WANNA GO?!?!?!

Toad: GO ON, THEN!!!

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

Toad: HANG ON... STOP!!!

Mario: WHAT?!?!?!

Toad: Why are we fighting?

Mario: Because, you're a Dick?

Toad: Anyways, this Town has a serious problem!

Mario: Eh?

Toad: The Princess has been captured!!!

Mario: Princess?

Toad: She has been taken by Bowser!

Mario: Bowser?

Toad: Let's just say that the Princess is in another Castle.

Mario: Okay?

Toad: Also, he took the Power Stars... We must recover the Power Stars!!!

Mario: Sounds like a very serious problem.

Toad: We need your help!

Mario: Me?!

Toad: Jump into a Painting, and save the Power Stars!

Mario: A Painting?! I can't do that!

Toad grabbed Mario.

Mario: OI... GET OFF ME!!!

In the other Room...

Toad: Jump into the Painting!

Mario: It's a freaking Picture... are you high?

Toad: Trust me.

Mario: If I jump into a Wall... I'm gonna kill you.

Mario ran towards the Painting.

Mario: AHH!!!

He jumped.

https://youtu.be/d02AZdw6E38

Then...

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Eventually, Mario landed.

Mario: JESUS CHRIST!!!

Bob-omb: Hey you! It's dangerous ahead, so listen up! Take my advice!

Mario: Huh?

Bob-omb: The Big Bob-omb at the top of the Mountain is very powerful, so don't let him grab you!

Mario: There's talking Bombs, now?!

Bob-omb: We're the Bob-omb Buddies, we're on your side!

Mario: Are you seriously gonna let an 11-Year-old, save the World?!

Goomba: GET OVER HERE!!!

A Goomba approached Mario.

Mario: Why does everything is this Land, look like Dicks?!

Goomba: IMMA GONNA GET YA!!!

*STOMP*

Goomba: AHH... I'M TELLING!!!

The Goomba ran off.

Mario: Am I dreaming?!

*KICK*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Bob-omb: That hurt, right?

Mario: Yes!!!

Bob-omb: Definitely not a Dream.

Mario: OMG, I feel like I'm dreaming!!!

Bob-omb: Also, watch out for Water Bombs.

Mario: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!

At the Top...

Mario: What the...

K. Bob-omb: I am King Bob-omb... and who dares to disturb my peace?

Mario: Um... me?

K. Bob-omb: OMG... it's a Child! And, I hate Children!

Mario: What did you say?!

K. Bob-omb: HOW DARE YOU SCALE MY MOUNTAIN... I shall have you executed!!!

Mario: Oh yeah? You and what Army?

K. Bob-omb: My precious Bob-ombs!!!

Mario: You mean those Black Bombs that already blew themselves up?!

K. Bob-omb: What?

Mario: They're all dead.

K. Bob-omb: YOU KILLED THEM!!!

Mario: No, they killed themselves!!!

K. Bob-omb: Well, you may have eluded my Guards... but you'll never escape my grasp, and you'll never take away my Power Star!!!

Mario: Can I have it?

K. Bob-omb: NO... YOU ARE STINKY!!!

Mario started to get triggered.

Mario: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

K. Bob-omb: You... are... stinky!!!

Mario: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

Mario ran behind King Bob-omb.

K. Bob-omb: Oi, where are you going?!

Mario: NOBODY CALLS ME; STINKY!!!

Mario lifted King Bob-omb.

K. Bob-omb: WHAT THE... AHH!!!

*THROW*

K. Bob-omb: OUCH!!!

Mario: CALL ME THAT AGAIN... I DARE YOU!!!

K. Bob-omb: HOW CAN I LOSE TO A FREAKING KID?!?!?!

*BOOM*

Mario: You are now dead!!!

A Star appeared.

Mario: Ooo, a shiny Star!

Mario grabbed the Star.

https://youtu.be/UagmEy58cs4

Mario: HERE WE GO!!! 😄✌

After that...

Mario: Yo... I got a Star!!!

Toad: WELL DONE, HERO!!!

Mario: Hey, can I see the Princess now?

Toad: Now, you have 119 more Stars to go!

Mario: ...

Toad: Go get more!

Mario: You wanna Hug?

Toad: OMG, I love hugs!

Mario grabbed Toad.

Toad: AHH... Let go!!!

*THROW*

Toad: AHH!!!

https://youtu.be/d02AZdw6E38

Mario threw Toad into the Painting.

Mario: Now, let's explore the Castle.

Later...

Luigi: MARIO!!!

Mario: Luigi!

Luigi: Where are we?

Mario: Hang on... where did you come from?

Luigi: I ended up in this Back Garden... which had a Fountain that had a sign.

Mario: What did it say?

Luigi: L is Real 2401.

...

Mario: Anyways, where the hell are we?

Luigi: What is this place?

Mario: I feel like we have been teleported to another Town.

Luigi: We're lost Children!!!

Mario: OMG, do you know what this means?!

Luigi: What?

Mario: We're free... We're finally free from that sad old Man!!!

Luigi: Dad?!

Mario: HA-HA... I'M NEVER GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN!!!

Luigi: NO, I WANT MY DAD!!!

Luigi started to cry.

Luigi: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

Mario: Stop being a Cry-baby!!!

Luigi: DADDY!!!

Luigi ran out.

Mario: LUIGI!!!

Mario chased after him.

Outside...

Mario: Luigi, will you--

Peach: GO AWAY, YOU SAD OLD TURTLE!!!

Bowser: Well, that's not very nice!

Peach: SHOO!!!

Bowser: You wanna kiss me, Princess?

*KICK*

Bowser: OUCH!!!

Peach: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

Bowser: AHH... YOU ARE A MEAN PRINCESS!!!

Bowser ran off.

Bowser: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Peach: I can defend myself... no one messes with me!

Mario: Whoa... that Turtle got beat up by a Girl! That was really painful to watch!

Lakitu: It seems like Princess Peach has returned!

Luigi: AHH... WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!

*SMACK*

Luigi: Ow!

Mario: Calm down!

Peach spotted Mario & Luigi.

Peach: Oh, hi!

Mario: Are you the Princess?

Peach: Whoa... there's more Humans in the Mushroom Kingdom! Nice to meet you two!

Luigi: Mushroom Kingdom?

Peach: Where did you come from?

Mario: We came from this Pipe, right there.

Peach: I see... and, your accents sound Foreign.

Mario: We're Italians!

Luigi: We're having a Tour around England.

Mario: It's actually our first time in this Country.

Peach: Oh, I'm guessing you're attending Italy Matches at Euro 96.

Mario: OMG, you're into Football!!!

Peach: Yep.

Mario: I didn't know Girls can enjoy Football!

Peach: There's Women's Football, as well.

Mario: Oh... I thought it was a Men's Sport.

...

Peach: Which Club do you support?

Mario: Club?

Peach: Yeah?

Mario: Um... well, my Mother said that a Team called... um...

Peach: What?

Mario: L- L- 

Luigi: Was it... Liverpool?

Mario: Oh yes, that's it... I support Liverpool! My Mother said that it's the best Team in the World!

Peach: ...

Mario: What?

Peach: Liverpool is in England, not Italy.

Mario: And?

Peach: And, that best Team in the World... is NOT true.

Mario: You what?!

Peach: Manchester United is the best Team in the World... we've won Trophies, this Year!

Mario/Luigi: ...

Peach: It was nice meeting you.

Peach went away.

Mario: Manchester United?

Luigi: What's that?

Mario: I have no idea, but that Team sounds dumb.

Luigi: I agree.

Back in the Day... Man United were very good at winning Trophy after Trophy.

BUT, NOT ANYMORE... TODAY, THEY'RE A BUNCH OF CLOWNS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂