Chapter 5: The Announcement

Everybody: *ARGUING*

Mario: Meggy?

Meggy: Yeah?

Mario: I think there's only one way to calm these lot down.

Meggy: What's that?

Mario strokes Meggy's stomach.

Meggy: A- Are you sure?

Mario: ...

...

Meggy: GUYS!!!

SMG4: What do you want, Meggy?!

Meggy: I'M... I'M PREGNANT!!!

...

Everybody froze.

Tari: W- W- What did you say?!

...

Meggy: I'm... pregnant! 

Luigi: P- Pregnant?!

Meggy: I'm... gonna have a baby.

SMG4: Oh... My... God...

Mario: Meggy's having a baby.

Pio: Y- You mean... I'm... gonna be a... Grandpa?!

Mario: We're... actually having... Twins.

Luigi: T- Twins?!

Meggy: Di/Di Twins. Two separate eggs.

...

Mario: Surprise?

Luigi: OH MY GOD!!!!!

Everybody: *CHEERING*

Tari: OMG, ARE YOU ACTUALLY PREGNANT?!?!?!

Saiko: OMG, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Boopkins: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH!!!

Bob: Wow, has he found the milk or something?

SMG4: OMG!!! WOW!!!

Pio: OMG, MY SON!!! THAT IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!

JubJub: Yay!!!

Mario: Calm down, you lot. Imma get some fresh-air.

Luigi: Hey bro, wait up!!!

Outside...

Luigi: Wow.

Mario: Wow, indeed.

Luigi: You're gonna be a Dad.

Mario: I know.

Luigi: So... did you have to... you know...

Mario: I'm not gonna lie, me and Meggy were a little bit drunk and we did it in the bath-tub.

...

Mario: My sperm swam inside Meggy...

Luigi: Um... okay? So, you failed the...

Mario: It was back in October, she's about 8 weeks now.

Luigi: Oh, right...

Then... Pio came out.

Pio: OMG, COME HERE SON!!!

Pio hugged Mario.

Mario: Alright, Dad? Or should I say; Future Grandpa?

Pio: I'm so proud of you!!!

Luigi: Mario, let's celebrate with a Sprite Cranberry!

Mario: Okie-dokie.

Luigi: Can't believe I'm gonna be a Uncle!!!

Mario: Hey Dad, wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Luigi: 🎶 The answer is clear!!! 🎶

Pio: You two, go ahead. I'm gonna think about the future.

Luigi: Okie-dokie.

Mario and Luigi went inside while Pio cried tears of joy.

Pio: Well done, Pio. *sniff* Grand-children...

Melony turned up.

Melony: Hi.

Pio: Oh, Good evening, Watermelon... female.

Melony: Brilliant...

Pio: Where've you been?

Melony: Oh, just had some alone time, a walk around the park with my Chonks. Still thinking about the memory of my Axolotl boyfriend.

Pio: Sorry about your loss.

Melony went inside.

Inside...

Saiko: Yay, Melony's back!!!

Melony: Um... what's going on?

Meggy: Look, Melony.

Melony looked at the photo.

Melony: Wait... IS SOMEONE PREGNANT?!?!?!

Meggy: I'm having Twin babies, Melony.

...

Melony: OH MY GOD, MEGGY!!!!!

Melony hugged Meggy tightly.

Meggy: *giggling* Aww...

Melony: ARE YOU ACTUALLY PREGNANT?!?!?!

Tari: Aww Melony, you got the same reaction as me.

Melony: CONGRATS, MEGGY!!!

Meggy: Thanks, Melony!

Mario: Um... I exist too, you know.

SMG4: Hey Melony, wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Tari: 🎶 The answer is clear!!! 🎶

Melony: Go on, then.

Everyone: *laughing*

Later...

Tari: Aww, Meggy!!!

SMG4: Are you starting to cry tears of joy?

Tari: *happily sobbing* I'm very, very happy!!!

Tari hugged Meggy.

Meggy: Aww, Tari.

SMG4: So, how did you get pregnant in the first place?

Meggy: Well... me and Mario were a little bit drunk...

SMG4: OK, that's enough!!!

Mario: You said; you wanted to know.

...

SMG4: Right, Bed-time.

The two couples settled into bed.

SMG4: Hey Tari, do you think we might have our own kids?

Tari: I don't know, probably?

Mario: Ha! This is just like last year, I can't believe it's been 12 months since you proposed to Tari.

SMG4: I know, Time flies.

Mario: Imagine Tari getting pregnant next year.

Tari: We'll just see what happens.

Meggy: What else did we do, 12 months ago?

SMG4: We had that Christmas Eve party.

Mario: We had a Snowball fight.

Tari: Ah, good times.

Meggy: Right, good night.

They went to sleep.