Chapter 4: A Christmas Game Night Row

SMG4: Happy Christmas Eve!!!

Everyone: *cheering*

SMG4: In just 24 hours, we'll be celebrating the birth of Jesus. And, we'll be having our Christmas Turkey.

Luigi: So, what shall we do this Christmas Eve?

Tari: I got an idea, how about a Game Night?

Mario: Um... hang on a minute, I don't think that's a good idea!

Tari: Why?

Mario: Because every-time we have a Game Night, we always end up in a stupid argument.

SMG4: Well, it's Christmas time. There's no need to be afraid...

Mario: Are you singing 'Band Aid'?

SMG4: I'm just saying, we're not gonna end up in a stupid argument.

Mario: You say that every-time we have a Game Night...

Luigi: Bro, shut up and let's have some fun!

Mario: And where's Melony?

Saiko: She's having some alone time.

Boopkins: Imma get the board games!!!

Everybody was getting ready for Game Night.

Mario: *sigh* Jesus Christ...

Meggy: You OK?

Mario: Babe, if everybody kicks off.. We have to tell them our news!!!

Meggy: Hang on, we made a promise to tell them on Christmas Day.

Mario: Yeah... you're right...

The 1st game that they're gonna play was... Hedbanz.

Shroomy: Okay everyone, am I a... famous person?

SMG4: No.

Shroomy: Am I an... inanimate object?

Tari: I don't think so.

Shroomy: Am I... something on Earth?

Mario: No.

Shroomy: So, am I in Space, then?

Mario: Yes.

Shroomy: Hmm... something in Space...

SMG4: You're nearly there.

Shroomy: Am I a planet?

Bob: Yes, you are!

Shroomy: Oh, okay!

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SMG4: No, he's not!!!

Bob: What?

SMG4: No, he's a big ball of Gas!!!

Bob: Is he?

SMG4: Yes!!!

Shroomy: Oh, am I the Sun?

Tari: Yay, you got it!!!

*APPLAUSE*

Shroomy: Oh golly gee, I'm good at this game.

Bob: I thought it was a planet.

SMG4: Have you ever learnt about the Solar System?!

Bob: Not really...

SMG4: Right... you my friend, need to go back to school to get your bleeding head of yours, out of your back-side and get real!!!

Bob: ALRIGHT, MATE!!!

Tari: Babe, calm down.

SMG4: Bloody hell, the sun... a planet?!

Mario: Stop arguing...

Later... 

Rob: Yo, where's the corn?

SMG4: Rob, how about you have a turn at Hedbanz?

Rob: Sorry?

SMG4: Go on, let's see if you're smarter than Bob.

Rob: Um.. okay?

Tari: OK Rob, go for it.

Rob: OK, am I a... sack of Potatoes?

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SMG4: WHAT?!

Rob: Am I a... TV Remote?

SMG4: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GUESS WHAT YOU ARE YET!!!

Rob: WELL, I NEVER PLAYED THIS STUPID GAME BEFORE!!!

Tari: Guys, enough arguing!!!

Mario: *sigh*

Boopkins: You know what everyone, I think Hedbanz is stupid. How about we play a different game?

Tari: I heard Pio and Belle are in the kitchen playing something else.

Mario: OMG, what could possibly be in the kitchen?

SMG4: Isn't this a nice Game Night?

Mario: No! We're playing bleeding Monopoly!!!

Bob: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GOD-DAMN GAME!!!

Belle: Stop being a baby and roll the two dice! It's your turn!

Bob: Why do I have to be the Iron?

Belle: Just roll the two dice.

Bob rolls the two dice.

Pio: 5 + 2 = 7.

Bob moves 7 spaces.

SMG4: Ha! Oxford Street with 3 houses, you owe me £900!

Bob: But I only have £500.

SMG4: Well, that means you're busted and you're out!

Bob: You know, Monopoly is bull-crap! I don't understand how you play this stupid game!!!

Belle: You've only been playing for 20 minutes!

Bob: Do what I think about this game?!

Belle: What?

Bob picks up a Chance Card.

SMG4: What are you doing?

Bob: Chance Card; a massive earth-quake erupts. Throw the freaking board.

Belle: Eh?

Bob throws the board.

Pio: Jesus!!!

Belle: WHAT THE HELL, BOB?!?!?!

SMG4: I WAS WINNING, AS WELL!!!

Bob: I HATE MONOPOLY!!!

Belle: GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A SORE LOSER!!!

Everyone: *arguing*

Mario: *sigh*

Mario left the kitchen.

Meggy: Everything alright?

Mario: I can't take this anymore, we have to tell them our news...

Meggy: Listen, I already wrapped up our Christmas presents. We can't spoil the surprise.

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Mario: *sigh* It's just that every Game Night, we always end up in such a big row. It's driving me nuts!!!

After everybody calmed down, it's time for the last game of the night.

Meggy: OK everyone, it's time for the last game of the night.

Mario: We're gonna do a Christmas Quiz.

Whimpu: Ooo, I love quizzes.

Bob: NERD!!!

Whimpu: Shush!

Mario: Okie-dokie, Question 1; Who played Scrooge in the Disney version of 'A Christmas Carol'?

Boopkins: I know! Kermit the Frog!

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Mario: I said; Disney version... not Muppets version, you Muppet!

Boopkins: But... Disney made the Muppets version, as well.

Mario: Boopkins, the answer is; Jim Carrey!

Boopkins: Dr. Eggman was Scrooge?

Mario: Moving on!

Meggy: Question 2; What inanimate object is Frosty the Snowman's nose?

Belle: It's a carrot!

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Tari: No, it isn't!

Belle: Eh?

Tari: It's a red button!

Belle: Is it?

Tari: Have you ever watched; 'Frosty the Snowman'? I loved him when I was a little girl!!!

Luigi: I thought it was a carrot, as well.

Whimpu: Me too.

Tari: 🎶 Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, with a corncob pipe and a BUTTON NOSE and two eyes made out of coal!!! 🎶

Belle: Well, I'm sorry for being so dumb. People put carrots on a snowman.

Boopkins: Even Olaf from 'Frozen' has a carrot nose.

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Mario: *sigh* Question 3; Can you name any of Santa's reindeers?

Bob: WHAT?! HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!?!?!

Shroomy: All I can think of is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

JubJub: Rudolph.

Bob: Exactly!!!

SMG4: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.

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Bob: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?!?!?!

SMG4: What do you mean?!

Bob: Dancer... Comet... THAT IS SO FREAKING RANDOM!!!

SMG4: You do know it's not just Rudolph that rides Santa's sleigh!!!

Bob: I didn't know the other reindeers had names!!!

Meggy: *sigh* Oh my bleeding Christ...

Later...

Mario: And finally... Question 20; In the film, 'Home Alone' what kind of Pizza does Kevin like?

Pio: Oh, I should know this one.

Mario: Go on.

Pio: Um... it's...

Luigi: Yes?

Pio: Pineapple?

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Bob: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!

Pio: What now?!

Bob: YOU SAID YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!!

Pio: I forgor. 💀

Bob: IT'S CHEESE, YOU OLD GIT!!!

Pio: I haven't seen the film for years!!!

Luigi: What?! Everybody should watch 'Home Alone' and the 2nd one every year!!! Those two films are a Classic.

SMG4: GUYS, SHUT THE HELL UP!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

Meggy: And the quiz is over!

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Saiko: Why is it that every Game Night we always have a stupid row?!

Whimpu: Um... because this idiot doesn't know anything.

Bob: SHUT UP, FOUR EYES!!!

Luigi: Dad, how can you not know that Kevin McCallister liked Cheese Pizza?

Pio: I pronounce it as; Margherita.

Tari: Never mind that!!! How could you not know that Frosty has a button nose?!

Belle: Because we never watched it!!!

Luigi: Are we all winding each other up or something?!

Rob: Shut up Luigi, we have so many questions!!!

Luigi: I'm just saying...

Rob: Shut up!

Luigi: But...

Rob: Shut up!!!

Luigi: Rob!!!

Rob: SHUT UP, YOU TIT!!!

Pio: I beg your pardon?!

Shroomy: Rob called Luigi a tit.

Pio: Don't you talk to my son like that!!!

Rob: Or what?!

SMG4: EVERYBODY!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, AND YOU DICK-HEADS ARE ARGUING FOR NO REASON!!!

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Boopkins: I'M TELLING!!! YOU SAID; DICK!!!

JubJub: Dick.

Boopkins: LANGUAGE, JUBJUB!!!

JubJub: Shut up!!!

Boopkins: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Saiko: ALL OF YOU ARE LOSING MY MIND!!!

And... there's a big row...

Everybody: *ARGUING*

Meggy: JESUS CHRIST!!!

Mario: You see... this is why I hate Game Nights...

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